Chapter 5: talk about eye candy

it was to weeks after Pop and Cub got to Ponyville, Cub came back, none of the ponies understood the system but they were glad it existed. “i wonder who's coming today.” Flippy thought. “hmm......judging da who has come already............either Cuddles, Giggles o Toothy are next, too many killers have come.”

“hey Flippy, could te help me with something?” Twilight asked.

“what is it, I was thinking of who's coming today.”

“well, someone is coming today and they want a party but Pinkie is sick.” Twilight explained.

“oh my god, with what?” Flippy asked.

“nothing major, just a cold.” Twilight told him.

“starts that way, then te wake up one giorno and te sneezed your nose off in your sleep.” Flippy mumbled.

“well, whatever you're talking about, Pinkie wants us to throw the party here, yes te have to help, you've been sitting in that chair like a slug for three weeks now.”

“hey, I've gotten up.” Flippy retorted.

“to get Cibo and Peanuts to throw at Pop and Cub when they visit to ask questions!” Twilight reminded him.

“oh yeah, well it's been a fun ride but I guess I have to put down this newspaper and pay attention to the world.” Flippy said.

“you're holding a sandwich.” Twilight told him.

“oh right, let me eat the rest of this real quick.”

“no time, give it to Spike.”

“but I'm hungry.”

“give it, now!” Twilight detto using her magic to tug on the sandwich.

“you'll never take it alive!” Flippy detto fighting back to keep the sandwich. In the end it ripped into pieces all over the floor. “look what te did.” Flippy said.

“get up, clean that up and help me get ready for the party!” Twilight yelled.

“never, te killed my sandwich, I only took one bite.” Flippy detto darkly.

“what do I have to do, get a whip and whip your feet until te work?” Twilight asked.

“yes.” Flippy answered.

“that was a rhetorical question.” Twilight told him.

“well there was your rhetorical answer.” Flippy said.

Twilight thought for a moment then made the chair disappear. “help, now, I hope I don't have to do this to make te save somepony's life.”

“i can sit on sandwich, panino crumbs, I can sit on anything.”

“why can't I make te do anything?” Twilight asked.

“the three possible people who are coming are three of my most frequent kills.”

“that explains a lot, well, a purple castoro is coming.”

“not face cake.” Flippy mumbled.

“huh?”

“that's one of the nicknames Fliqpy gave him, another one is eye candy.”

“may I ask why?”

“he Lost his eye to a lollipop, that equals eye caramelle and face cake comes from Fliqpy cutting part of his face off with a cake cutter.”

there was a knock on the door followed da a voice saying “i can hear te Flippy, I've been knocking for five whole minutes, it's Eye Candy.”

“does this usually happen to you?” Twilight asked while she used her magic to open the door.

“yes, usually something like this at least.” Flippy answered.

“nice to meet you, talking horse, my name is Toothy, but te can call me whatever, I've gotten used to it.” Toothy said.

“hello, and my name is Twilight Sparkle, and I'm a pony, not a horse.” Twilight introduced herself.

“do they have iPods in our country yet, Toothy?” Flippy asked.

“not yet, soon I hope, Cuddles won't shut up about how awesome they'll be.”

“well, Cuddles isn't here, he's on his skateboard somewhere.”

“sorry the party isn't set up, Flippy wouldn't stand up so we fought and te got here.” Twilight apologized to Toothy.

“no problem, I don't need a party but when Cuddles gets here he's gonna want Metallica playing on an open stage.”

“who?” Twilight asked.

“a band, o some other rock band.” Toothy answered.

“hey twilight......” Flippy said.

“yes?” Twilight asked annoyed.

“could we get Vinyl scratch in Cuddles party since there isn't a pony version of any rock bands?”

“alright, if she agrees to it.” Twilight told him.

“crap.” Toothy said

“what?” Flippy asked.

“i forgot my lollipop.”

“i could have Pinkie give you-” Twilight's sentence was interrupted da Flippy.

“NO! I don't wanna watch eye caramelle happen, I almost vomited from hearing about it.”

“it's just a lollipop, what's the danger?” Twilight asked.

“those things can rip your eyes out and throw them at a tree, they're più dangerous than rocks.”

“rock aren't dangerous.” Twilight argued.

“try telling that to Fliqpy, he's used them to kill before. Also, te should avoid movie theaters when I'm there, and camping trips, and burger restaurants, and..........everywhere.”

“how many kills do te have?” Twilight asked.

“and libraries.....at least 50.”

“Cuddles found a new game.” Toothy told them.

“he's always finding them, what's it called?” Flippy asked.

“Minecraft, it's this weird blocky thing, they have pretty awesome fan made songs but other than that I don't very much care for it....hey Flippy.”

“what?”

“Halo 4.”

“there’s a guy with 4 halo's over his head, even Giggles o Flaky couldn't pull that off.”

“no, it's another game Cuddles is obsessed with, you're like a spazio dude and te kill aliens, he has all the halo games, reach is his favorite.”

“you know, I think instead of having a party we're just gonna play his video games with him for hours.” Flippy said.

“very likely, but I really do need a lollipop.” Toothy said.

“go to Sugarcube corner, they always have spare candy.” Twilight said.

“it ain't that easy Twilight, Toothy's a albero friend, he could die from anything, even a papercut.” Flippy told her.

“then how come no albero Friends except Cub have died yet?” Twilight asked.

“give it time, I probably won't die though, I have a brain.”

“and knives, grenades and a parachute. Don't te only have 2 confirmed deaths?” Toothy asked.

“something close to that, the only ones who have died less than me are Cro marmot, Splendid and Lumpy.”

“i could just use a spell to get te a lollipop, why didn't I think of that?” Twilight said.

“do it, I'm hungry and I like lollipops.” Toothy said.

Twilight's horn glowed and then there was a lollipop in Toothy's hand.

“don't run with it.” Flippy warned.

“I'm in a library, why would I run?” Toothy detto walking around licking the lollipop. After a few moments, he tripped on a book.

“not again, freaking, books, I thought Spike cleaned.” Flippy said.

“Toothy stood up and tried to pull the lollipop out of his eye. “halp!”

“no.” Flippy detto flatly.“where is Twilight's slave when te need him?”

“i can use my magic.” Twilight suggested.

“no, più pain than normal.” Flippy said.

Finally Toothy pulled the lollipop out of his eye. It flew out and landed on the highest bookshelf. “ow, why is no one HELPING ME?!”

“you'll be back buddy, trust me, te will.” Flippy said.

“you both are morons, I swear to celestia.” Twilight said.

“why am I not flipped?” Flippy asked the air.

“help, for god sakes, it hurts!!!” Toothy screamed.

“screw it, I'm done with this s@$%.” Flippy said, climbing the bookshelf.

“i can feel my brain!” Toothy screamed.

“just a second.” Flippy said, pulling out a bowie knife.

“w- what are te doing?” Toothy asked.

Flippy didn't reply. After a few moments an ear piercing scream was heard. Flippy had cut off Toothy's eye. “done, get the rest out at the hospital.”

“c- couldn't te j- just cut the rest out?” Toothy asked.

“you do it, I don't wanna be splattered with eye blood.” Flippy said.

“but I don't wanna, it hurts!” Toothy argued.

“it's gonna hurt più if te don't cut the rest off.” Flippy told him.

“okay, give me a bowie knife.” Toothy said.

“here.” Flippy said, throwing it at him.

Toothy caught it da the handle and cut the rest of his eye out of the socket, all that remained was a bleeding hole.

“there, that wasn't so bad, was it?” Flippy asked.

“yes it was, it still is!” Toothy screamed.

“do te wanna be put out of your misery o live without an eye until te kill yourself?” Flippy asked.

“i wanna live, I hate death, I have to experience it every week!” Toothy said.

“okay, well plug up your socket o te might bleed out.” Flippy told him.

Toothy nodded and plugged up his eye socket with a wash cloth.

“now keep that there until the bleeding stops.”