It was a warm night in Las Pegasus as the sun was setting with a arancia, arancio sky, and rosa clouds. Shredder was still giving his sister a free ride toward San Franciscolt.
Ian: So why are te heading to San Fran?
arcobaleno Dash: It's the only place in Equestria with no sexism.
Shredder: Well we should get there in at least 14 hours. Heck, we can even stop here and play cards.
Colin: How many bits do we have?
Shredder: I don't know like 40?
arcobaleno Dash: Yeah, lets not gamble.
Shredder: Well at least were in one of the greatest cities in Equestria.
Colin & Ian: true
They kept driving though Las Pegasus, and when they left the car got a flat tire.
Shredder: Well this can't be good.
arcobaleno Dash: I should get going.
Colin: Why don't te stay?
arcobaleno Dash: If I stay, then all four of us die.
Colin: Allright then.
Ian: Good luck arcobaleno Dash
arcobaleno Dash: *flies away*
arcobaleno Dash was only ten miles from San Franciscolt when she heard the engine of a '69 corvette. Eeyup I made my return to Equestria.
Sean: Hi Dash.
arcobaleno Dash: Sean? I thought te weren't going to be here anymore.
Sean: Well Rarity, and Twilight told me that something wrong was happening, and I had to see how te were doing.
arcobaleno Dash: Where are the others?
Stallion 56: I still don't know why were doing this.
Stallion 54: We find arcobaleno Dash, and bring her to our boss then we get paid 500 bits. Keep looking.
arcobaleno Dash: Fluttershy's still alive? I saw another pony break her neck.
Sean: I guess someone brought her back to life after that.
Stallion 54: Hey! Who's car is that? *points at corvette*
Drunk pony: I'm not a car. Piss off!
Stallion 56: It looks like Sean the hedgehog's.
Stallion 54: Hes' dating arcobaleno Dash. We gotta kill 'em both.
Sean: We got company. *drives off*
arcobaleno Dash: *flies away*
We were being followed da the two stallions, as both of us were doing 180.
Stallion 56: Get Sean first, then grab Dash!
Sean: *shoots gun*
Stallion 54: Return fire! *shoots tires*
Sean: Oh crap! *jumps out of car*
arcobaleno Dash: Sean?!
Sean: DASH!!
Stallion 56: *kills me*
Stallion 54: Stupid mare! Give up!!
arcobaleno Dash: No. I can fly, and te can't.
Stallion 54: Oh yeah? Well I'll get ponies that can fly!
Stallion 48: We're on it!
Stallion 65: *grabs arcobaleno Dash*
arcobaleno Dash: What the fuck?!
Stallion 48: *K.O's Dash*
The stallions were bringing her back to Manehattan, but they only drove a few miles when this happened.
Stallion 54: Of all the stupid ponies I've encountered. arcobaleno Dash is No. 1
Stallion 56: You've detto it. She'll never get to San Franciscolt now.
arcobaleno Dash: (They think I'm asleep)
Stallion 54: And if she does escape those two pegasi know what to do.
Stallion 48: Yes we do.
Stallion 65: I think I just heard something.
arcobaleno Dash: *flies out of trunk*
Stallion 54: She just ruined my Coltillac! Get her!!
Stallion 48 & 65: Yessir!
arcobaleno Dash: You'll never get me *flies in a circle*
Stallion 48: What is she doing?
Stallion 54: She's behind us now.
Stallion 56: Slow down, I'm gonna shoot her.
arcobaleno Dash: *pushes car*
Stallion 54: What the hell?!?
Stallion 56: STOP THE CAR!
Stallion 54: I'm trying!!
arcobaleno Dash: Of all the stupid ponies I've ever encountered, it's te two cunts. *pushes car down cliff*
Stallions 54 & 56: AAAHHHHHHHH!!!! *hits bottom*
Stallion 65: Where are the others?
Stallion 48: Who cares? Stop her. Grab her! Throw her to the ground!
Stallion 65: I'm on it.
Not far away from them
delivery truck driver: I cannot believe I'm delivering 12 foallaris to a dealership.
Stallion 65: I almost got her!
arcobaleno Dash: *avoids hooves*
Stallion 48: Try again!!
Stallion 65: *grabs arcobaleno Dash*
Stallion 48: Pull her down!
Stallion 65: I can't!
arcobaleno Dash: *flies faster*
DTD: What are those ponies doing?
Stallion 48: Pull her down. Do it!!
Stallion 65: She's going lower
arcobaleno Dash: *flies over 300 miles an hour*
Stallion 65: *breaks wings* FUCK!
Stallion 48: I have to do everything don't I?
DTD: *honks horn*
Stallion 48: *grabs arcobaleno Dash*
Stallion 65: Oh no.
arcobaleno Dash: oh boy
DTD: Look out!!
arcobaleno Dash: *does sonic rainboom causing a huge explosion blowing up the truck with Foallaris*
Realising she wouldn't win, arcobaleno Dash killed herself crashing into the truck. The damage she caused costed nearly 45,000 bits. As the days went on, the sexism increased until Equestria started freezing due to the hatred caused da so many ponies. Then they all realized something, just because someone is a different gender then te doesn't mean te have to hate them. To me it doesn't matter the gender, just their mind.
A giorno after Dash's suicide
arcobaleno Dash: Thanks for bringing us back to life Twilight.
Sean: Yeah, thanks.
Twilight: No problem te guys, but if it weren't for Jade I probably wouldn't have found you.
arcobaleno Dash: Wait a minute, I remember you.
Jade: Yeah ah helped kill some ponies that were chasing you.
Sean: And I just finished making a story out of what just happened.
arcobaleno Dash: Really? What's it called?
Sean: *shows book* The Pegasus That Wouldn't Quit.
My story became very popular, and ended the sexism between mares, and stallions. Now if te want to go fight someone just because they're a different gender then you, don't!
The End.
Ian: So why are te heading to San Fran?
arcobaleno Dash: It's the only place in Equestria with no sexism.
Shredder: Well we should get there in at least 14 hours. Heck, we can even stop here and play cards.
Colin: How many bits do we have?
Shredder: I don't know like 40?
arcobaleno Dash: Yeah, lets not gamble.
Shredder: Well at least were in one of the greatest cities in Equestria.
Colin & Ian: true
They kept driving though Las Pegasus, and when they left the car got a flat tire.
Shredder: Well this can't be good.
arcobaleno Dash: I should get going.
Colin: Why don't te stay?
arcobaleno Dash: If I stay, then all four of us die.
Colin: Allright then.
Ian: Good luck arcobaleno Dash
arcobaleno Dash: *flies away*
arcobaleno Dash was only ten miles from San Franciscolt when she heard the engine of a '69 corvette. Eeyup I made my return to Equestria.
Sean: Hi Dash.
arcobaleno Dash: Sean? I thought te weren't going to be here anymore.
Sean: Well Rarity, and Twilight told me that something wrong was happening, and I had to see how te were doing.
arcobaleno Dash: Where are the others?
Stallion 56: I still don't know why were doing this.
Stallion 54: We find arcobaleno Dash, and bring her to our boss then we get paid 500 bits. Keep looking.
arcobaleno Dash: Fluttershy's still alive? I saw another pony break her neck.
Sean: I guess someone brought her back to life after that.
Stallion 54: Hey! Who's car is that? *points at corvette*
Drunk pony: I'm not a car. Piss off!
Stallion 56: It looks like Sean the hedgehog's.
Stallion 54: Hes' dating arcobaleno Dash. We gotta kill 'em both.
Sean: We got company. *drives off*
arcobaleno Dash: *flies away*
We were being followed da the two stallions, as both of us were doing 180.
Stallion 56: Get Sean first, then grab Dash!
Sean: *shoots gun*
Stallion 54: Return fire! *shoots tires*
Sean: Oh crap! *jumps out of car*
arcobaleno Dash: Sean?!
Sean: DASH!!
Stallion 56: *kills me*
Stallion 54: Stupid mare! Give up!!
arcobaleno Dash: No. I can fly, and te can't.
Stallion 54: Oh yeah? Well I'll get ponies that can fly!
Stallion 48: We're on it!
Stallion 65: *grabs arcobaleno Dash*
arcobaleno Dash: What the fuck?!
Stallion 48: *K.O's Dash*
The stallions were bringing her back to Manehattan, but they only drove a few miles when this happened.
Stallion 54: Of all the stupid ponies I've encountered. arcobaleno Dash is No. 1
Stallion 56: You've detto it. She'll never get to San Franciscolt now.
arcobaleno Dash: (They think I'm asleep)
Stallion 54: And if she does escape those two pegasi know what to do.
Stallion 48: Yes we do.
Stallion 65: I think I just heard something.
arcobaleno Dash: *flies out of trunk*
Stallion 54: She just ruined my Coltillac! Get her!!
Stallion 48 & 65: Yessir!
arcobaleno Dash: You'll never get me *flies in a circle*
Stallion 48: What is she doing?
Stallion 54: She's behind us now.
Stallion 56: Slow down, I'm gonna shoot her.
arcobaleno Dash: *pushes car*
Stallion 54: What the hell?!?
Stallion 56: STOP THE CAR!
Stallion 54: I'm trying!!
arcobaleno Dash: Of all the stupid ponies I've ever encountered, it's te two cunts. *pushes car down cliff*
Stallions 54 & 56: AAAHHHHHHHH!!!! *hits bottom*
Stallion 65: Where are the others?
Stallion 48: Who cares? Stop her. Grab her! Throw her to the ground!
Stallion 65: I'm on it.
Not far away from them
delivery truck driver: I cannot believe I'm delivering 12 foallaris to a dealership.
Stallion 65: I almost got her!
arcobaleno Dash: *avoids hooves*
Stallion 48: Try again!!
Stallion 65: *grabs arcobaleno Dash*
Stallion 48: Pull her down!
Stallion 65: I can't!
arcobaleno Dash: *flies faster*
DTD: What are those ponies doing?
Stallion 48: Pull her down. Do it!!
Stallion 65: She's going lower
arcobaleno Dash: *flies over 300 miles an hour*
Stallion 65: *breaks wings* FUCK!
Stallion 48: I have to do everything don't I?
DTD: *honks horn*
Stallion 48: *grabs arcobaleno Dash*
Stallion 65: Oh no.
arcobaleno Dash: oh boy
DTD: Look out!!
arcobaleno Dash: *does sonic rainboom causing a huge explosion blowing up the truck with Foallaris*
Realising she wouldn't win, arcobaleno Dash killed herself crashing into the truck. The damage she caused costed nearly 45,000 bits. As the days went on, the sexism increased until Equestria started freezing due to the hatred caused da so many ponies. Then they all realized something, just because someone is a different gender then te doesn't mean te have to hate them. To me it doesn't matter the gender, just their mind.
A giorno after Dash's suicide
arcobaleno Dash: Thanks for bringing us back to life Twilight.
Sean: Yeah, thanks.
Twilight: No problem te guys, but if it weren't for Jade I probably wouldn't have found you.
arcobaleno Dash: Wait a minute, I remember you.
Jade: Yeah ah helped kill some ponies that were chasing you.
Sean: And I just finished making a story out of what just happened.
arcobaleno Dash: Really? What's it called?
Sean: *shows book* The Pegasus That Wouldn't Quit.
My story became very popular, and ended the sexism between mares, and stallions. Now if te want to go fight someone just because they're a different gender then you, don't!
The End.