Since Twilight Sparkle became a princess, she made some idiotic decisions. She tried to steal Pinkie Pie's treasure in Pinkie's Treasure Hunt, but now she created a law that made many ponies go apeshit. No pony can drink alcoholic beverages. Many ponies formed a mafia, and there were six of them in Manehattan. The Ponyville mafia was lead da arcobaleno Dash, and Dan. The Manehattan mafia was lead da a pony named Nickel Lesscage. A russian mafia lead da Boris. A Mexican Mafia lead da John who somehow survived being killed da a flaming sattelite. The Japanese mafia is lead da an alicorn named Fuku, and finally the greasers. All of this started with the PV mafia when they were having a party.

Dan: We are having a great party.
arcobaleno Dash: Yes we are. I got a pony named Jimmy fontana to perform. He's really good, but there's a problem.
Dan: What's that?

30 minuti earlier

Jimmy: Are te the leader of this mafia?
arcobaleno Dash: Yeah. How can I help you?
Jimmy: I'm trying to act in this movie, and everyone thinks I have what it takes but uhh. This pony - the director - won't give it to me. Oh god I don't know what to do. *cries*
arcobaleno Dash: te CAN ACT LIKE A STALLION!! What's the matter with you? Is this how te make your way into movies? Oh what can I do? *pretends to cry*
Applejack: *laughs*
arcobaleno Dash: Now first thing to do is fix te up. te look terrible. Now get yourself a better suit, and come back here in 20 minutes. I'll send one of my best men to handle the job.

So Dash sent Dan into Las Pegasus to deal with the director of the movie. It was a war film called Love, and Grenades, directed da Steven Reelburg.

The successivo part will be postato 2morrow.