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posted by Seanthehedgehog

Con Mane has returned.

We begin our story in Beijing, which was violently taken over da the koreans.

Con: *sneaks onto dock*
korean pony55: What was that?
Con: *kills pony* più like who was that?
korean pony21: I'll be right back I just wanna get some cider.
Con: *sneaks toward warehouse*
korean pony21: *shoots at Con*
Con: *dodges bullets*
korean pony21: All units, we have an intruder in the warehouse!
Con: *pulls out gun* Where is that manifest?
korean leader: What do te need the manifest for? Grenades? We made specially designed grenades to blow up an entire building. Now that te know this, I gotta let te go *kills Con Mane*

A few days later the C.I.E found Con Mane dead in the warehouse.

P: Bring him back to life!
Doctor: We can't. It's past 24 hours.
S: Well, at least he died on the job.
Eve: Yeah, *cries*
P: What happened that got te into this Con?

Fillies & Gentlecolts I present to te the 5th installment of Con Mane called...

You'll Only Live Twice

Starring

Doughnut Joe...........................Con Mane
Rarity........................................Rareesa
Discord.........................Ernst Staverald Discord
Pinkie Pie.......................................P
Spike...............................................S
Lyra Heartstrings..........................Eve Moneybit
British ponies..............................M.I.6
Korean ponies..............................bad guys

Cars provided da

Chevronet
Equestrian Motor Works
Dodge
Canterlot
Horseche
& others that will be mentioned later.

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arcobaleno Dash

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Source: Hasbro

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g3: The reason I never tell anyone I watch MLP (or even say it da name, just say MLP)

posted by Canada24

Why is G4 so special?

I wish I knew.

But in 2010, Hasbro aimed to relaunch the My Little pony line, following the success of the re-envisioning of the Transformers franchise, and brought in animator Lauren Faust as the creative developer for the show; in addition to developing the looks and characters to be featured in the toy line.

I am not sure how and why this began in the first place.
But G4 became way più famish than G3.

And with out faces like "this"

Guess it wasn't too hard to be better.

I don't know much about G3.
And never plan on changing that, EVER.

All I know is that even the target...

Ponies On The Rails Episode 98 Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Date: February 22, 1960
Location: Denver Coltorado
Time: 3:08 PM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Apart from the leased Gulf Mobile & Ohio diesel on the front of Rachael, and Hawkeye's train, everything was normal in Denver.

Rachael: *Stops the train in the yards*
Hawkeye: *Walks out of the train to uncouple the engines from the cars*
Rachael: *Waiting for Hawkeye to come back*
Hawkeye: *Uncouples the engines from the cars, and runs back into the cab*
Rachael: *Slowly drives forward* I have to tell te something. I never got to data a stallion before, and I was hoping I'd find the right pony for...

On The Block Episode 25 Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

The Story of Corporal Agarn

Theme song

Though he goes on a rage from time to time
He is a very good friend of mine
And in Fort Courage he is well known as
Corporal Agarn

Starring Master Sword as Corporal Agarn
Tom Foolery as Captain Parmenter
Saten Twist as Sargent O' Rourke
Mortomis as Dobbs, the bugler
Snow Wonder as Wrangler Jane
Cosmic arcobaleno as Corporal Vanderbilt
Blaze as Corporal Duffy
Sean as Chief Wild Eagle
and Sonic as Crazy Cat

Previously

Corporal Agarn: ciao Sarge, I was talking to the Hikawis, and they detto they could get us extra ammunition for a fair price.
Sargent O' Rourke:...

Ponies On The Rails Episode 97 Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme song >>>> link

Taxi Ponies: *Driving taxi cabs to the station*

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Railway Pony: *Driving freight train across a bridge going over the train tracks at the station.*
Metal Gloss: *Drives freight train under bridge*
Pony: *In the station, buying a ticket. As soon as he gets the ticket, he runs across the platform, and boards his train.*
Hawkeye: *Preparing train for departure*
Stylo: *Looking at orders on paper*
Hawkeye:...

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Trixie's funhouse remake, Part 6

posted by Canada24

I know what te may be thinking.

I'm a bad friend, because I didn't go back to help AppleBloom.

But the thing is.

I know AppleBloom.

And she wouldn't wanted me to.

I got away, that's all that matters.

And it's not to late to find the polic-

Suddenly there was an burning pain that came out of nowhere, and I realized a large coltello was thrown into my back.

I fell down as the brutal pain became too much for.

As I laid there suddenly Trixie stood over me.

"So close, yet so far" Trixie mocked.

"FUCK YOU!" I screamed out angrily.

"Awww... It's so cute when te think your tough" Trixie mocked.

Suddenly grabbed...

On The Block Episode 24 Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello everypony, and welcome to another episode of On The Block.
Master Sword: I think they know it's On The Block.
Audience: *Quietly laughing*
Tom: How?
Master Sword: The titolo of this articolo clearly says On The Block!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Oh yes, it does. Today's crossover parody, Unfrozen.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: We're combining two bad Film for this. Frozen, and Unfriended.
Tom:...

Ponies On The Rails Episode 95 Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Date: February 7, 1960
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming: The Train Yard
Time: 10:03 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Everypony except the Railroad Police left the train yard.

Assassin: *Fires two bullets*
Railway Police: *Taking cover behind a boxcar*

Meanwhile, inside the train station, everyone was hiding from the gangster.

Pete: *On the phone, talking to a supervisor* We have a gangster near our train yard firing bullets at our workers... Yeah, the RP's are dealing with him now.... Railway Police! You've been on this railroad longer then I have, and te don't know what RP stands for?... Alright, I'm...

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The Incredible Hedgehog In Ponyville Part 8

posted by Seanthehedgehog

At Sweet mela, apple Acres, Eggman is waiting inside the barn.

Shadow: *Arrives in the Teleporting Time Machine. He has arrived with Blaze, and ten più Nazis*
Eggman: Good. This should be enough for our reinforcements. Now, we need più vehicles. Get us some trucks, and tanks.
Shadow: Very well Doctor. *Uses Chaos Control to head back to Mobius*
Eggman: Once he returns with the vehicles, we will attack this worthless world.

It was inside the house successivo to the barn, where Applejack, Fluttershy, and other ponies were being held against their will.

Applejack: How many of us did te kidnap?
Nazi: Seven....

The Incredible Hedgehog In Ponyville Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

On Mobius.

Eggman: Were te watching Sean when he left Sonic's house?
Nazi 36: Yeah, but he disappeared.
Eggman: Was he using chaos control?
Nazi 36: We have no idea.
Eggman: Did te see him with a chaos emerald?
Nazi 52: We couldn't see inside the car.
Nazi 36: It's possible he used chaos control.
Eggman: Let's start searching for him in different worlds then.

When I woke up, I saw someone standing in front of my car, staring at me with a smile.

Sean: *Gets out of his car* Who the hell are you?
Rainbow Dash: I'm arcobaleno Dash, and my friend Pinkie Pie told me all about you.
Sean: Is that so?...

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superiore, in alto 5 most relatable characters

posted by Canada24

#5: PRINCESS LUNA:
Princess Luna has a problems that a lot of us have. Family problems for the most part. She's always in the shadow of her sister. She's not appreciated for what she does. She's an lone wolf, alone for the most part. Lot of ponies judge her from her past and not what she is now. Unable to except her new self..

#4: TWILIGHT SPARKLE:
I never noticed at the time.
But she reminded me a bit of myself.
Never really having the time for friends.
Till I met them..

#3: ZUKO: THE LAST AIRBUNDER:
Zuko feels like an real person who goes through a lot in the world. His father abandoning him from...

Saten twist adventures: BEST OF DERPY:

posted by Canada24

Filly Derpy: *jumping on bed, but her eyes seen as normal and she dosen't have her cutie mark*

Filly Saten: ciao Derp. Quite that already, your gonna hurt yourself.

Filly Derpy: *subbornly* Shut up! Your not the boss of me.. *bangs her head on the roof, making her have the attraversare, croce eyed disign*

Filly Saten: My god, your okay!?

Filly Derpy: *calmly and unaware of her new look* Sure, why do te ask?

-------------------------------------------------------------------

Derpy: Yeah.. da the way would te watch Dinky for me?

Saten: Well. I'm busy, but I'm sure I ca-

Derpy; Great! *gives him Dinky and flies out...

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pony Pics

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On The Block Episode 23 Part 5

posted by Seanthehedgehog

The Movie Studio

Starring

Blaze as Director Nick
Astrel Sky as Roxy
Saten Twist as Connor
Tom Foolery as Louis
Cosmic arcobaleno as Tobias "Toby"
Sunny as Alinah
Double Scoop as Mason
And Aina as Leah

Director Nick: *Staring at everyone* Okay, I just noticed something.
Alinah: Yes sir?
Director Nick: In the last episode of this show, we were in part 5.
Louis: So?
Director Nick: So?! I think this is something good for us!
Connor: Not if we're last.
Audience: *Laughing*
Director Nick: Haven't te ever heard of saving the best for last?
Connor: It's bullshit.
Mason: Way to be a pessimist.
Connor:...

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Awesome pony pics

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Source: facebook, deviantart

On The Block Episode 23 Part 4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Video Game Troll

Starring Sean the hedgehog as Fox335
Mortomis as Kadillack
Other players in this match are real players, and are not portrayed da any actors.

Today's game: Call Of Duty: Black Ops

Fox335: *Playing gun game with five others on WMD*
1Indian1: ciao yo!
Kadillack: What?
1Indian1: I'm from India.
Kadillack: Yeah, I could tell da your username.
1Indian1: No te couldn't.
Fox335: Yeah he could, everyone can. *Running around, stabbing everyone with a knife*
8675309: I just got demoted man!
Fox335: I know, I did that to you.
1Indian1: Well no matter what te do, don't melee me.
Fox335: *Sees...

On The Block Episode 23 Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Golfing

Starring Tom Foolery as Otis
Master Sword as Chip
Snow Wonder as Elena
Heartsong as Casey
Cosmic arcobaleno as Olson
Mortomis as Caddy
Blaze as Mitchell

It was a fine giorno for golfing. Otis, and Chip were on the 13th hole.

Chip: *Standing successivo to his golfball, getting ready to hit it*
Otis: Are te going to hit it yet?
Chip: Give me some time to get ready.
Otis: te stood there like a statue for 30 minuti already.
Audience: *Laughing*
Chip: It's important to take your time before te hit the ball off the tee. If te mess up your first shot, te mess up the entire game.
Otis: Implying that...

Ponies On The Rails Episode 93 Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Date: January 31, 1960
Location: Ogden, Utah
Time: 7:33 PM
Railroad: Southern Pacific

Meadow: *Finishing the letter*

Donut has not changed at all since te left. He still rants about his home country India, and gets in fights with Michael about what he has to do.

A few days ago

Donut: *Waiting at the station in his train* This is bogus. I should be leaving the station da now. What is taking so long?

It wasn't really time to depart, but Donut was being too impatient to know this.

Donut: Maybe the conductor Lost his voice, and can't say all aboard, so I will do it for him. *Leans out of the cab...

Grand Theft Ponies 2 Part 8

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Sam, Gordon, Case Cracker, Sprocket, and Jim finished getting across the baia Bridge in Sam's car.

Sam: Back in good old San Franciscolt.
Gordon: I swear, if we go in Oatland again, I'll kill somepony.
Jim: We have to go there again. How else are we going to kill Michael's gang?
Gordon: Create an apocalypse, and make it go across the baia Bridge.
Sprocket: Do te really hate Oatland that much?
Gordon: Yes.
Sam: But te gotta admit, Jack Londra Square is a nice place.
Gordon: With those trains running in the middle of the street? Hell no.
Jim: Aw, come on Gordon, you're not really serious about...

Grand Theft Ponies 2 Part 5

posted by Seanthehedgehog

At the pizzeria

Gordon: *sitting at table* I'm guessing those ponies from Fillydelphia want te dead.
Case Cracker: I think they're following me around too.
Gordon: Do te think Michael is their leader?
Case Cracker: Maybe...but we need to figure out what happened to Jim first.
Gordon: Right. And, Jim told me about a good friend of his that lives on the other side of the Golden Neigh Bridge. I know where he lives, but I can't remember the strada, via name.
Case Cracker: te think he could get us a lead?
Gordon: Possibly, but if we can't find Jim, this pony will take his spot.
Case Cracker: Fine....