The New Era... PART 10 - My Little pony - L'amicizia è magica - fanpop

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posted by SomeoneButNoone

5 days later in caferia...
Dimitri - *enter caferia... *sits in empety table*
Dan - *teleport on chair and speed sit* *smile* suprised...
Dimitri - rly... te live...
Dan - yup...
Dimitri - what te want... I left GEA halfyer ago
Dan - I know... *show picture of Tulip* know that mare...
Dimitri - no...
Dan - oh she famous in Russia...
Dimitri - *grab gun*
Dan - ...
Dimitri - *pick gun to Dan head* fuck you...
Dan- ... bad chose *teleport*
Dimitri - *shoot*
Dan - *teleport behaind Dimitri and grab him*... te suck in fighting like always...
Dimitri - SHUT UP!
Mare - RUN CALL POLICE!!!!!
Stalion - I DO THIS
Dan - *change into evil* hehehe... *grab knife*
Dimitri - w-what te want to do?
Dan - *cut Dimitri head* huhuhuhahahahahaha
Mare - *close eyes* ewwww
Dan - *grab head* heh *change into neutral* remember every triators... I GONNA KILL YOU!!! *teleport*
10 hours later...
tulipano - no ciliegia I dont know him but I know Octavia
ciliegia - classic...
TearDrop - *play cardds with NightFire*
Dan - *talk with FireDash*
Shadow - *enter room* demn... *fall on bed* pffffff
Dan - Whats wrong?
Shadow - alot of work
GEA HEDQUATER ALARM - WARRING WARRING UNKNOW PONIES UNDER HeDQUATER!!!
Steven - *enter room* ENEMY ATTACKED US!!!!
Russia Soldier - *shoot steven*
Steven - *doge* SHIT
Dan - It Must Be Yuri... FUCK *on defence turrents* better
Turrents Kill All Enemies
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Time : 00:00
Location : GEA Secret Underground
Royals Meeting
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Celestia - we need do somethink... but Twilight cant know this
Luna - te right sis....
Discord - lets do this
Dan - ... Right
Princess of Russia - I-Im... OK
German Prince - yup lets do this
Celestia - Ok Verywell... We Gonna make War with GoldenHorn
Dan - *grab machine gun* GEA and Dark Empire gonna fight
Celestia - *grab machine gun* Equestria gonna fight
Luna - *grab machine gun* Moon gonna fight
Discord - *grab machine gun* Chaos gonna fight
Princess of Russia - *grab machine gun* Russia gonna fight
German Prince - *grab machine gun* Germany gonna fight

Get Redy For WW IV

T.B.C.

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SomeoneButNoone dont have time to make longer *derp*

Tom Foolery: Under The Arch Part 4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Tom continued insulting politicians, much to the delight of his audience.

Tom: Presidential candidates are always a good target for comedians to make fun of, but te know what another popolare target is? Black Lives Matter.
Crowd: *Cheering*
Tom: Many black ponies are accusing millions of ponies of the Caucasian race, for something only one police officer did in the Midwest!
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: Who's the racist now te assholes?!
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: And do te really think that every single Caucasian hates blacks?! When did we time travel back to the 18th Century?!
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: Even the...

Tom Foolery: Under The Arch Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

What's a comedy mostra without politics? Tom is going to make fun of the presidential election.

Tom: I don't know what's worse, this covid pandemic, o the presidential election.
Crowd: Yeah!!!
Tom: I don't trust either Trump, o Biden so I'm not going to vote. *Talks like a filly* But Tom, it's important for the economy!
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: Losing jobs, and spending money on taxes is not good for the economy!
Crowd: *Cheering*
Tom: I don't give a fuck what ponies tell me. I don't trust the president, I don't trust the princess, I don't trust anyone that works for the Equestrian government! Why?...

Tom Foolery: Under The Arch Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

After mentioning things te should only do alone, Tom had another segment for his audience to enjoy.

Tom: te know one thing I like to do when I'm alone? Rewatch some episodes of On The Block.
Crowd: *Cheering*
Tom: Not only do I enjoy comedy, but I also enjoy being an actor. It's the only job where te can get away with murder.
Crowd: *Quietly laughing*
Tom: Unless you're Robert Deniro, and the main protagonist is Al Pacino.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: Seeing those two together was a lot of fun, but what really surprised me was seeing Pacino as a cop. He's normally the criminal, but I still got a kick...

Tom Foolery: Under The Arch Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!

St. Foalis Maressouri, 6 PM.

A crowd of thousands of ponies gathered at the Gateway Arch to experience a comedy mostra that was being filmed live in 4k. The comedian? Tom Foolery.

Crowd: *Clapping, and chanting* Tom! Tom! Tom! Tom! Tom! Tom! Tom!
Tom: *Arrives at a temporary stage under the Gateway Arch*
Crowd: *Cheering, as they continue to clap*
Tom: Thank te everypony.
Crowd: *Continuing to cheer and clap*
Tom: Thank te very much.
Crowd: *Continuing to cheer and clap*
Tom: And shut up.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom:...

Suicide Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Jerry: Sorry, but I got nothing.
Vito: I don't feel like dying. That's the reason we left the family in the first place.
Harlan: *Hears a car* What's that? *Looks out the window*
Vito: What is it?
Harlan: A cop.

The three stallions started to panic, but Vito had a plan.

Vito: I think I know what to do. Go upstairs and let me handle this.
Police Pony: *Rings the doorbell*
Vito: *Opens the door* How can I help te officer?
Police Pony: We got a complaint a while ago. Apparently this morning, some ponies had a gunfight just in front of your house. te know anything about this?
Vito: No. I was riding...

Gran Turismo Episode 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

What to expect in this episode.

Twilight Sparkle: *In a black convertibile, convertible with two Royal Guards. A bullet hits the door of the convertibile, convertible they're in*
Royal Guard: Princess, get down!

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Captain Jefferson: Someone tried to assassinate the princess as she entered our town.

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Twilight: Why would somepony want me dead?
Toby: That's what we're trying to find out.

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Tim: *Gets punched three times da a blue unicorn. He gets punched one più time, and his glasses break*

Intro
Song: link

Julia: *Driving her police car on the round freeway*
Tim: *Sitting successivo to her*

Gran Turismo

Starring Larry Wilcox as Tim...

Gran Turismo Episode 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

What to expect in this week's episode.

Tim: You're splitting us up?
Captain Jefferson: Just until Saturday. Someone's gotta teach the new guys what to do.

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Pony: *Driving a sports car* Turn on the nitrous.
Pony 2: *Turns on the nitrous*
Pony: *Going faster*

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Captain Jefferson: These two guys are wanted da the State Troopers, both in this state, and in Pennsylvania.
Tim: *Driving after the bad guys*
Captain Jefferson: We gotta be on our game.
Tim: *Hits another car, and goes on two wheels*

Song: link

Julia: *Driving her police car on the round freeway*
Tim: *Sitting successivo to her*

Gran Turismo

Starring...

Warbonnet Part 9

posted by Seanthehedgehog

When Saten Twist returned to Los Angeles in the Super Chief, he saw Jake looking at him.

Jake: *Angry*
Saten: *Sweating* Why is he giving me that look? *Stops the train*
Jake: *Tapping his left front hoof on the ground, waiting for Saten Twist*
Saten: *Climbs down from the engine's cab* Why are te angry at me?
Jake: te owe me an apology for the way te talked to me yesterday.
Saten: John-
Jake: IT'S JAKE!!!!
Saten: Why are te getting angry at me all of a sudden?
Jake: Your lecture towards me made me lose my job, and now I can't find work anywhere else.
Saten: te quit?
Jake: Yeah. I'm still waiting...

Warbonnet Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!

Song: link

Celestia: *Runs from the left. She jumps up, her wings spreading wide, then her face gets into the triangle*

Albuquerque, New Mexicolt. July 19th, 1958

Saten Twist: *Walking towards the Super Chief*
Stallion 16: Here to take this train all the way to Los Angeles?
Saten Twist: *Nods, and climbs into the cab*
Conductor: All aboard!!
Saten Twist: *Blows the horn twice, and makes the train go forward*

This is the train Saten Twist is driving, called the Super Chief. A luxury train for ponies....

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The Importance of Being You.

posted by btflash

Oh shit, BT's not making fun of someone this time around? (well in an indirect way I might be but let's see where this goes)

Yeah, I don't care if anyone reads this, I just want to get this off of my chest, because I'm gonna try and be real with this site for once and it's 1 AM in the morning.

One thing I've noticed in the time that i've been a part of this club (since like, 2012 o something, idk), is that this club has Lost its backbone. The recente year, now, I've been shitposting like mad, pissing in everyone's cornflakes. I have admittedly been the worst kind of person, for NO good reason....

Awesome pony pics

added by NocturnalMirage

Source: facebook, EQD

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Dark Times Equestria - Act II

posted by SomeoneButNoone

My name? Alonzo Langusa. Age when I started operating? 23.

Act II

Vengeance...

Living was hard. I had to hide my name. I had to find a good job yet there was not enough money. Life was rough and it was because of these man. Vincent Galar, Apollo Monetto and Angelo Vertezio. I was taught da ma'am Crossroad not to kill. Yet I wanted to. I wanted vengeance. At age of 15 I started smoking and further drinking at age of 17 until at age of 23 I was kicked from my apartment. I went to Canterlot to find my good old friend her name was Clara. When I came she was shocked. I still remember it.

"Who are you?"...

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Dark Times Equestria - Act I

posted by SomeoneButNoone

It was a cold night like this one when my father smoked his last cigarette in our family house. The night so cold even me myself did not want to go out. The time? As a kid te don't care about that. It was dark, and it was winter. Natale day. After Equestrian economical fall and industrial boom, everyone changed, the dirty mafias started to leak. My father was part of one of these. A high up. One of important people in Vertezio familia. Still on that night...

Act I

That Night...

"So how was your giorno outside" Father asked me with a smile. "Good" was all I answered. I was 11 what could I say....

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Saten Twist Adventures: Bonus episode... PART 4

posted by Canada24

mela, apple Bloom: ... Who'd've thought it'd be so hard to find somethin' for us all to do together?

Scootaloo: Well, I know this might sound crazy, but what if we didn't?

Apple Bloom: Didn't what?

Scootaloo: Do things together. Well, do everything together.

Apple Bloom: But we're the Cutie Mark Crusaders!

Scootaloo: And we always will be! But I really wanna bungee jump! The speed, the height, the fall!

Sweetie Belle: And I know te two aren't interested, but I wanna try : Isn't there something you've always wanted to do on your own?

Apple Bloom: I don't know... I guess I figured we'd always do stuff together....

Awesome pony pics

added by NocturnalMirage

Source: Facebook

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Project GATE Episode 7

posted by SomeoneButNoone

Darkness - *burst into room* Bad news! Void was kidnapped!
Dan - What?!
Snowflake - Void...

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Location - ???
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Void - *wakes up strapped to some tavolo covered with bandages* What the...
Nyx - Good giorno VOID. I never thought te will be the first to feel truth.
Void - What are you- *looks at him and see big machine behind him*
Nyx - Ah te see this. My project. frutta of my reschearch. The best weapon ever. te know - cores are great aren't they. They stay alive for 20 years. But te know what is better in them. Their power. A sheer power that may sposta body o stimulate brain. And this secondo thing...

Gran Turismo Episode 12 Part 5

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Tim, and Julia returned to the police station.

Captain Jefferson: Tim Miller, and Julia Rose.
Tim: Hello Captain.
Captain Jefferson: I heard about your heroic act on Monday Avenue. Well done.
Julia: Don't give us all of the credit Captain. There were other officers as well.
Captain Jefferson: I understand. When I see them, I'll give them their congrats as well.
Tim: We still on stakeout tomorrow Captain?
Captain Jefferson: That's right. You're on stakeout until further notice.

Next day.

Tim: *Driving his vipera, viper passing Local Consideration*
Julia: Let's check out The Highway.
Tim: *Turns right on Byer Lane*...

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New Era : Reborn Afterimage.

posted by SomeoneButNoone

Epilouge.
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5 Years later.
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Canterlot
13th May
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Sandman - 13th of may...
Mare - A really fearful giorno huh?
Sandman - Damn right. I saw this city burn. I saw it die slowly.
Mare - It's okay. It's not rebuilded fully but it has buty it had before.
Sandman - Maybe but Eiffla tower won't be fixed. New York statue the same.
Mare - You're right on that...
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Ice - Damn it's hot this may.
Fire - Yeah. It was quiet hot that giorno too.
Ice - Damn right.

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Colt - Dad tell me about the war!
Damien - Well your dad fought for city we live in - Canterlot. te know it was hard but your daddy wanted to...

Ponies On The Rails Episode 120 Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Date: April 12, 1963
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming
Time: 8:46 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Stylo walked into the station, and was going to talk to Pete, when he came out of his office.

Pete: There te are Stylo. I need te to come here.
Stylo: Perfect. I was just on my way to see you. *Enters Pete's office*

They say down at Pete's desk

Stylo: Sir,
Stylo & Pete: If I may start fir-
Audience: *Laughing*
Stylo & Pete: It's fine, te can-
Audience: *Laughing*
Stylo & Pete: Wanna go first?
Audience: *Laughing*
Pete: te go first.
Stylo: Okay. I've had it with Mike destroying our stuff on this railroad....

Ponies On The Rails Episode 120 Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme song >>>> link

Taxi Ponies: *Driving taxi cabs to the station*

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From SeanTheHedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Railway Pony: *Driving freight train across a bridge going over the train tracks at the station.*
Metal Gloss: *Drives freight train under bridge*
Pony: *In the station, buying a ticket. As soon as he gets the ticket, he runs across the platform, and boards his train.*
Hawkeye: *Preparing train for departure*
Stylo: *Looking at orders on paper*
Hawkeye: *Blows horn twice*...