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posted by Seanthehedgehog
After Hours of driving, Nightmare Moon got to where she was going.

Nightmare Moon: *leaves van*
Double X: Now we follow her.
Con: *takes keys to van* Yup. Right behind you.
Nightmare Moon: *walks through maze*
Con & Double X: *Follow*
Nightmare Moon: *goes left*
Con & Double X: *follow*
Nightmare Moon: *goes through wall*
Con Where did she go?
Double X: I don't see her anywhere.
Nightmare Moon: *standing on wall*
Con & Double X: *walking to van*
Nightmare Moon: *jumps from nowhere*
Con: *grabs gun* FREEZE!!! Give us the microfilm.
Double X: *grabs gun* We're not joking. Give it to us, and we'll leave te alone.
Nightmare Moon: *puts microfilm on ground*
Double X: *reaches for it*
Nightmare Moon: *steps on Fluttershy*
Con: *pushes Nightmare Moon into wooden pole*

Once Nightmare Moon hit the wooden pole, it collapsed, and a lot of planks, and huge stones fell on superiore, in alto of her.

Con: Egyptian builders. *leaves*
Nightmare Moon: *sticks out hoof*
Double X: Where are the keys for this thing?
Con: Oh I have them. But you'll only get them if te give me the microfilm.
Double X: Here *gives Con microfilm*
Con: *gives Double X keys*
Double X: *tries to start van* What's wrong with this thing?
Con: Try again. It should work on the secondo try.
Double X: *starts van*
Nightmare Moon: *jumps on van*
Double X: *drives*
Con: Use the wipers
Double X: *uses wipers*
Nightmare Moon: *tears off wipers*
Double X: What else do te suggest?
Con: Don't wreck the van
Nightmare Moon: *tearing off roof*
Double X: She doesn't seem to like your plan.
Con: *hits Nightmare Moon*
Nightmare Moon: *falls and grabs side of van*
Double X: We're near the exit *hits wall*
Con: Mares suck at driving
Nightmare Moon: *tearing off hood*
Double X: *tries to drive*
Nightmare Moon: *pushing van*
Double X: *runs nightmare moon over*
Con: Well that worked.

The two kept driving through the desert trying to reach Cairo.

Double X: *stops*
Con: What's wrong?
Double X: We're out of gas.
Con: Well, then we continue on foot.

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Continuation to Drawing Destiny. I got bored, so yeah. Just like the precedente installment, its based on creepypastas, più specifically Jeff the Killer. Please commento and stuff.
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Rarity's funeral was a week after her remains were found. Twilight had discovered the corpse in the boutique when she had gone searching for a type of gem to use in a spell. Hidden behind a divano she discovered Sweetie Belle. She had bloodshot eyes and was trembling uncontrolablly. Twilight, the Royal Guards, even Princess Celestia had all attempted to interview the traumatized filly, but it was all in vane. After...
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(To the tune of heart-shaped box da Nirvana)

Sitting da the door waiting for te to come back, I`ve hated so much my red hair has turned black.
For countless weeks, I have trapped myself in fear and priceless bread. Just waiting for the chance to rest my little head.

Chorus: If their is any angeli left, I got a harsh request. Don`t stop to hesitate!!! Theirs little fillies who have to pray and wait.(x3)

My green foal`s breath has cut through my flawless mane. I have no più urges to play our silly game.
I wish i could pay your debt, when te ask to forget.

Chorus: If their is any angeli left, I got a harsh request. Don`t stop to hesitate!!! Theirs little fillies who have to pray and wait. (x3)
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
They reached the house, but it seemed vacant.

Harry: Let's check in the alley. *goes in*
Peter: *follows*
Harry: *looks in house*
Peter: te see anyone?
Harry: Yeah *looks at mare* And she's naked.
hobos: *hit Harry* What do te think you're doing perv? We oughta call the cops on you!
Harry: I am the cops
hobos: *beat up Harry*
Peter: That's enough! San Franciscolt Police Department!
hobos: *stand near wall*
Harry: Let them go. We gotta check somewhere else.
operator: Inspector 71, te there?
Harry: Yeah. What's up?
operator: We've got a segnala of a pony trying to commit suicide on the TransEquestria...
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*This story shall be divided into two parts, both of them bearing a similar aspect to the secondo story of Cenerentola II: Dreams Come True. I hope that te will all enjoy this. I apologize for it being too long.*

It was a great sunny giorno in Ponyville. Everyone was doing their usual business, whether it be doing work, talking to others, o just relaxing their giorno away. As we get to the schoolhouse, we see the little colts and fillies come running out of the door. But why? Because school was out for the summer! Everyone there was very happy to leave so they could hang out with each other più often....
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In case te are wondering, ani is korean for no.

Three old blind stallions were walking alongside a strada, via to a club. They were all walking with canes making sure they weren't going to hit anything. They kept walking until they saw a pony get in a red sports car. Yes, the stallions were old, but they weren't blind. As the pony was getting in his sports car the stallions shot him. Then they got in a old hearse, and drove away. "One agent down two to go." the driver said. "Who are we killing next?" the arancia, arancio stallion asked. "Our successivo target is a yellow Alicorn that lives right here." The driver...
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