I Want to be Perfect: Part 2 - My Little pony - L'amicizia è magica - fanpop

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posted by _MockingJay_

applejack shut her locker and galloped to class. When she arrived, everypony was staring at her...

Applejack: *pant* *pant* *blushes*
Teacher: Let me guess... applejack Acres?
Applejack: *nods* *pants*
Teacher: *raises eyebrow* Please take a seat.
Applejack: Yes ma'am! *walks to seat*
Starlet: *trips AJ*
Applejack: GAH! *falls*
Class: *laughs*
Starlet: Oops. *giggles*
Applejack: te did that on purpose!
Teacher: *gasp* Applejack! Starlet would never do such thing.
Applejack: But-
Starlet: It was an accident! *lies*
Applejack: *stands up* NO. IT. WASN'T.
Starlet: *rolls eyes* Please.
Teacher: Applejack! One more, and you'll end up at the office.
Applejack: But-
Teacher: SIT!
Applejack: *growls* *sits*

*Bell rings*

Teacher: *sigh* We wasted our time. Class dismissed.
Starlet: *sticks tongue out*
Applejack: *eye twitches* STOP!
Starlet: Make me. *smirks*
Applejack: *groans* I don't have time t-
Starlet: Chicken..
Applejack: Ugh. *turns around*
Starlet: Hmph. *trots away*
Applejack: *lowers head* *sigh*
arcobaleno Dash: *flies to Applejack* 'Sup AJ.
Applejack: ciao Rainbow..
arcobaleno Dash: Something wrong?
Applejack: Huh? Oh.. Umm.. No. Nothing is wrong.
arcobaleno Dash: If te say so. See te at lunch.
Applejack: *nods*
arcobaleno Dash: *flies off*
Applejack: *walks to lockers*

2 be continued...

tailsfan111 and NocturnalMirage like this

Seanthehedgehog Not bad, I enjoyed it.

NocturnalMirage I definitely agree with Sean, although the writing style could be a little more detailed.

Awesome pony pics

added by NocturnalMirage

Source: original owners, EQD, tumblr, Google immagini

Awesome pony pics

added by NocturnalMirage

Source: EQD, tumblr, original owners

I WILL BE THE IRON PONY.

added by shadirby

Source: Rightful Owners

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ANOTHER Mini-Dump!

added by Tawnyjay

Source: Rightful Owners

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Ponies On The Rails Episode 4 part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Running from Chicagoat to San Franciscolt is a railroad called the Union Pacific. It's the largest railroad in the United States, and is run da thousands of ponies. This is the story of some of those ponies that run the rails, aka railroading.

Episode 4: mostra business

October 3, 1950

Pete: *driving train at 10 miles an hour, then stops* Hello. I'm the controller of the Union Pacific. This engine I'm driving is not only fast, but it's the world's largest engine, and can pull a train five miles long. The Union Pacific. Power in everything.
Director: Aaaaand cut!! That was excellent.
Pete: Thank...

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Con Mane: The Discord Saga 2/3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

It was a wonderful giorno in Canterlot, until some ponies started panicking.

Con: What's going on?
P: Discord is back, and he's murdering più ponies!
Con: I'll stop him!
Discord: Keep it up! Everypony in this town must die!
Korean ponies: Affirmative! *kill each other*
Discord: Don't kill each other! Only kill the ones that live here.
Con: *shoots Discord*
Discord: te really think that pistol of yours will work?
Con: I shot te in the arm! Why aren't te bleeding?
Discord: Because, I'm invincible!
Con: *takes away invincibility* Not anymore.
Discord: That's it, you're screwed! Everypony, drop...

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Con Mane: The Rookie Saga part 2/4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

This is another story with Con Mane in it. Right now he is planting explosives in a russian military base disguised as a bar.

Con Mane: Ok time to head up. *walks into bar*
Scarlet: Everytime it rains it rains pennies from heaven *eyes Con*
Con: *walks up più stairs heading in the bathroom*
Russian pony: Hey. I saw te enter the explosive room.
Con: Oh did you? *fights russian pony*
Scarlet: What are te doing?!
Con: *throws russian into bathtub*
Russian pony: *pulls out gun*
Con: *throws fan into tub which electrocutes the russian pony* Shocking. Positively shocking.

Mares and stallions,...

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The last solstice - Chapter 9: Doubts

posted by NocturnalMirage

The last solstice

Chapter 9: Doubts

The process is very slow, like cruising out of a dark tunnel. First, he hears muffled sounds. Everything’s quieted down. There’s no sign of battle. Then he can form coherent thoughts. The air is weird… stuffy, yet somehow refreshing at the same time. It’s quite ambivalent. Strange wafts are trying to get near his mind. The smell billows around his awakening consciousness. Is that… perfume?

The symbolic light at the end of the tunnel grows brighter, as the fog starts to break up. The stallion attempts to collect his thoughts. His heavy eyelids open...

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The Inglourious Hedgehog In Ponyville part 5

posted by Seanthehedgehog

I am about to parachute out of an airplane with Rarity, Pinkie Pie, and arcobaleno Dash. This could be interesting.

Sean: *looks out window*
Rarity: We're going to jump soon.
Sean: Why don't te three go first?
Rarity: That's nice of you.
Pinkie Pie: Green light go!

Soon the four of us jump out of the plane deploying our parachutes, getting ready to defend Manehattan from the griffons. Back at Canterlot

Twilight: Griffons!
Fluttershy: Oh my *trembling in fear*
Celestia: Theres over a dozen of them! ATTACK!
ponies: *fire pistole at griffons*
griffons: *fire back* FOR GILDA!!
soldier: *shoots machine gun*
Two...

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my little pony:tree Friends are magic chapter 5

posted by flippy_fan210

Toothy

Chapter 5: talk about eye candy

it was to weeks after Pop and Cub got to Ponyville, Cub came back, none of the ponies understood the system but they were glad it existed. “i wonder who's coming today.” Flippy thought. “hmm......judging da who has come already............either Cuddles, Giggles o Toothy are next, too many killers have come.”

“hey Flippy, could te help me with something?” Twilight asked.

“what is it, I was thinking of who's coming today.”

“well, someone is coming today and they want a party but Pinkie is sick.” Twilight explained.

“oh my god, with what?”...

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My Little pony in "let's go to Fluttershy's house" 1

posted by applejackrocks

Let's start with applejack bucking apples........

AJ: wow, I bet I just got a new high record on bucking apples!
AB: sis, when am I gonna have my cutie mark?
AJ: mela, apple bloom! I've told ya a billion times, I don't know!
AB: UGH!............Hey! Here comes arcobaleno dash!
AJ: Now go run along ya little pony
AB: ok! (leaves)
RD: 'sup applejack
AJ: howdy rainbow!
RD: So, wanna come over to fluttershy's house today?
AJ: sorry sugarcube, but I got lots of work to do
RD: oh AJ! Can't te just chill for a second?
AJ: I will, but I still need to do some work
RD: who cares about work! C'mon PLLLEEAASSEE!!!!!
AJ: well...

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Of Cutie Marks and Curses: Chapter 1: Drawing Destiny

posted by MinervaHoot

This isnt THE fanfic ive been planning. Its just something that popped into my mind after Leggere creepypastas. If I get enough good reviews, ill continue it. Any feedback would be massively appreciated. No descriptive gore.

***
I quietly galloped into the boutique, only to see my little sister, Sweetie Belle, sprawled on the floor, sobbing her lit eyes out. Surrounding her were multiple papers emblazed with drawings and doodles. To her left was a box of crayons.
"What's wrong, Sweetie? I thought you'd be with your friends."
She turned to stare at me.
"I was, but then Scootaloo went to help...

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The Secret About Pinkie Pie PT3

posted by pikachu700

Pinkie pie: what are te doing in my bedroom *grabs chainsaw*
me: HOLY S**TIAOUNI
pinkie pie: *starts chainsaw*
me: *looks at window and gets out*
(atfer i got out i was in the forest full of wild animali and traps)
me: oh my!
*try to be careful over the traps and bears but got hurt da them too much*
me: *see's a road and looks around but no cars*
oh my what if she...
(all the sudden see's a shed witch i know they are dangerous but i had to do it)
*walks into shed theres blood everywhere and hides in a hiding spot*
to be continued

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Now My Original Art. TAWNY INSPIRED THIS DUMP WITH HER precedente ONE.

added by shadirby

Source: Me. Myself. And I.

Awesome pony pics

added by NocturnalMirage

Source: original owners, EQD, tumblr, joycreator

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This giorno Aria-Lyrics

posted by shadowknuxgirl

Queen of Changelings: This giorno is going to be perfect, the kind of giorno of which I've dreamed since I was small, everypony will gather round, say I look lovely in my gown, what they don't know is that I have fooled them all!

Princess Cadence: This giorno was going to be perfect, the kind of giorno of which I've dreamed since I was small, but instead of having cake, with all my Friends to celebrate, my wedding bells, they may not ring for me at all!

Queen of Changelings: I could care less about the dress, I won't partake in any cake! Vows? Well, I'll be lying when I say, that through any kind of weather,...