Meanwhile, on the train
Bartholomew: *sees passenger*
Passenger: *looking at map of Equestria* Hey, dude. Do te know how long it would take to get from Germany to my place if I was driving?
Barthololmew: (Not this again.) Perhaps te should try looking at an actual world map instead of that peice of trash l:(
Passenger: Who asked you? Fine, if you're gonna be like that, I'll use my smartphone, and it'll tell me how to get there, and how long it will take.
Bartholomew: I hate my life *jumps out train*
Passenger: *looks up directions* What's his problem? *continues looking* WHHHATTT?!?!
Passenger 2: Be quiet! We're watching the scenery!
Passenger: I gotta swim across the atlantic ocean!! Fuck your scenery!
Passenger 2: *looks at smartphone* Now I see why the conductor jumped out of the train. *jumps out of train*
Meawhile, near the tracks
Bartholomew: *sees passenger land on hooves* Are te alright?
Passenger 2: Yeah. I just saw somepony using a smartphone!!
Bartholomew: We can't use those in 1951. Yet he, and another worker on this railroad I know did it!
Passenger 2: Do te suppose they were looking up the same thing?
Bartholomew: Yes, they actually were.
Passenger 2: Why?
Bartholomew: Not sure.
90 minuti later at Denver's train station
Hawkeye: *stops at station*
Coffee Creme: *looks back* Wait a minute, where's Bartholomew?
Hawkeye: What do te mean? He's in the tr- *looks back* He's gone.
Coffee Creme: We gotta find him *climbs out engine*
Hawkeye: I gotta stay here!
Coffee Creme: Did te see the conductor?
Passenger: Did te see a plane to Neigh York?
Coffee Creme: No?
Passenger: Then I can't help te (God I can't believe I have to swin across the atlantic ocean!)
Passenger 3: Excuse me, miss? Did te say te were looking for your conductor?
Coffee Creme: Yes. te saw him?
Passenger 3: He jumped out the train. That passenger te were just talking to was using some futuristic machine, and annoyed the conductor, and another passenger.
Coffee Creme: Oh no
Back at Cheyenne
Pete: So te don't feel like te can be a conductor right?
Bartholomew: N-n-no sir, I don't.
Pete: Well, te can work in the yards if you'd like.
Bartholomew: Sure.
Snowflake: Big mistake!
Bartholomew: Why?
Pete: Ah, she's just teasing. Gordon worked in the yards last year, and he had a tough time.
Bartholomew: Where is Gordon anyway?
Gordon: *swimming in atlantic ocean* I should be close soon. *looks up* LAND!!! *swims toward land*
Nearby was a pista di decollo, pista in an airport
pista di decollo, pista pony: Land!
Pilot: *about to land*
Gordon: Am I in Germany?!
pista di decollo, pista pony: No, this is Jersey City.
Pilot: *crashes into building*
Gordon: Oh.
Meanwhile in the train yard at Cheyenne.
Red Rose: Orion, a little faster please.
Orion: *pushes freight cars a little faster*
Bartholomew: I don't see why Gordon hated this. *uncouples freight cars*
Red Rose: Be careful Bartholomew, there's a tank car with chemicals coming toward you. Uncouple it from the rest of the train.
Bartholomew: Ok
Orion: *pushes chemical car past Bartholomew*
Bartholomew: ciao wait!! *runs past chemical car*
Orion: *stops*
Bartholomew: *uncouples tank car*
The tank car started rolling, but Bartholomew's hoof somehow got stuck on the ladder*
Bartholomew: AHH! HELP!!!
Red Rose: What?
Orion: The?
Bartholomew: FUCK!! *nearly hits signal*
Orion: I hope he doesn't get hurt
Bartholomew: *grabs gun*
Red Rose: Why does he have that?
Bartholomew: *shoots ladder* I got to get free *shoots ladder*
Orion: Look out for the box car successivo to your tank car
Bartholomew: AH *hits box car, and falls off tank car* I'M OK!! Leave me here so I can rest my broken bones!!
The End
On The successivo Episode Of Ponies On The Rails
Gordon shows te how he got a smartphone in 1951
Bartholomew: *sees passenger*
Passenger: *looking at map of Equestria* Hey, dude. Do te know how long it would take to get from Germany to my place if I was driving?
Barthololmew: (Not this again.) Perhaps te should try looking at an actual world map instead of that peice of trash l:(
Passenger: Who asked you? Fine, if you're gonna be like that, I'll use my smartphone, and it'll tell me how to get there, and how long it will take.
Bartholomew: I hate my life *jumps out train*
Passenger: *looks up directions* What's his problem? *continues looking* WHHHATTT?!?!
Passenger 2: Be quiet! We're watching the scenery!
Passenger: I gotta swim across the atlantic ocean!! Fuck your scenery!
Passenger 2: *looks at smartphone* Now I see why the conductor jumped out of the train. *jumps out of train*
Meawhile, near the tracks
Bartholomew: *sees passenger land on hooves* Are te alright?
Passenger 2: Yeah. I just saw somepony using a smartphone!!
Bartholomew: We can't use those in 1951. Yet he, and another worker on this railroad I know did it!
Passenger 2: Do te suppose they were looking up the same thing?
Bartholomew: Yes, they actually were.
Passenger 2: Why?
Bartholomew: Not sure.
90 minuti later at Denver's train station
Hawkeye: *stops at station*
Coffee Creme: *looks back* Wait a minute, where's Bartholomew?
Hawkeye: What do te mean? He's in the tr- *looks back* He's gone.
Coffee Creme: We gotta find him *climbs out engine*
Hawkeye: I gotta stay here!
Coffee Creme: Did te see the conductor?
Passenger: Did te see a plane to Neigh York?
Coffee Creme: No?
Passenger: Then I can't help te (God I can't believe I have to swin across the atlantic ocean!)
Passenger 3: Excuse me, miss? Did te say te were looking for your conductor?
Coffee Creme: Yes. te saw him?
Passenger 3: He jumped out the train. That passenger te were just talking to was using some futuristic machine, and annoyed the conductor, and another passenger.
Coffee Creme: Oh no
Back at Cheyenne
Pete: So te don't feel like te can be a conductor right?
Bartholomew: N-n-no sir, I don't.
Pete: Well, te can work in the yards if you'd like.
Bartholomew: Sure.
Snowflake: Big mistake!
Bartholomew: Why?
Pete: Ah, she's just teasing. Gordon worked in the yards last year, and he had a tough time.
Bartholomew: Where is Gordon anyway?
Gordon: *swimming in atlantic ocean* I should be close soon. *looks up* LAND!!! *swims toward land*
Nearby was a pista di decollo, pista in an airport
pista di decollo, pista pony: Land!
Pilot: *about to land*
Gordon: Am I in Germany?!
pista di decollo, pista pony: No, this is Jersey City.
Pilot: *crashes into building*
Gordon: Oh.
Meanwhile in the train yard at Cheyenne.
Red Rose: Orion, a little faster please.
Orion: *pushes freight cars a little faster*
Bartholomew: I don't see why Gordon hated this. *uncouples freight cars*
Red Rose: Be careful Bartholomew, there's a tank car with chemicals coming toward you. Uncouple it from the rest of the train.
Bartholomew: Ok
Orion: *pushes chemical car past Bartholomew*
Bartholomew: ciao wait!! *runs past chemical car*
Orion: *stops*
Bartholomew: *uncouples tank car*
The tank car started rolling, but Bartholomew's hoof somehow got stuck on the ladder*
Bartholomew: AHH! HELP!!!
Red Rose: What?
Orion: The?
Bartholomew: FUCK!! *nearly hits signal*
Orion: I hope he doesn't get hurt
Bartholomew: *grabs gun*
Red Rose: Why does he have that?
Bartholomew: *shoots ladder* I got to get free *shoots ladder*
Orion: Look out for the box car successivo to your tank car
Bartholomew: AH *hits box car, and falls off tank car* I'M OK!! Leave me here so I can rest my broken bones!!
The End
On The successivo Episode Of Ponies On The Rails
Gordon shows te how he got a smartphone in 1951
1.RAinbow Dash And arcobaleno Blitz
2.FlutterDash
3.Rainbow Dash and Soarin
4.Applejack and Brayburn
5.Shining Armor and Cadence
6.Pinkie and Cheese
7.Spike And Rarity
8.Twilight And Flash sentry
9.Big Mac and Cherilee
Reasons think there meant to be o I like them :
1.They have the same cutie mark which means they're meant to be together.
2. Who doesnt Amore Yuri ? Not to mention with ponies !!!
3.Theyre both in the Wonderbolts !! Need I say più ?
4.They both have(red) apples for cutie marks.
5.theyre in the Canterlot Wedding episode and completely dedicated to one another.
6.They're both party ponies.
7.Do I really need to say it?
8.She blushes every time she gets near him.
9.They fell in Amore cause of a potion.
2.FlutterDash
3.Rainbow Dash and Soarin
4.Applejack and Brayburn
5.Shining Armor and Cadence
6.Pinkie and Cheese
7.Spike And Rarity
8.Twilight And Flash sentry
9.Big Mac and Cherilee
Reasons think there meant to be o I like them :
1.They have the same cutie mark which means they're meant to be together.
2. Who doesnt Amore Yuri ? Not to mention with ponies !!!
3.Theyre both in the Wonderbolts !! Need I say più ?
4.They both have(red) apples for cutie marks.
5.theyre in the Canterlot Wedding episode and completely dedicated to one another.
6.They're both party ponies.
7.Do I really need to say it?
8.She blushes every time she gets near him.
9.They fell in Amore cause of a potion.
