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The last we viewed our heroes, Snowflake and Rocko, a cock-of-the-rock, were making their way to Cloudsdale to free arcobaleno Dash. They would need her in order to get close to King Cobra. As they travel, let's turn to the King himself. He had dispatched Cheerilee the night before, and now lay thinking in Twilight's library. A sentry burst into the study, startling the King. His cappuccio shot out, and he hissed in annoyance. The sentry came to a screeching halt, and bowed with his face to the floor.

Sentry: News for the King!

King Cobra: Come on, spit it out. What is it?

Sentry: The troops are currently in battle with the Crystal Empire, as te have instructed. They seem to have already been prepared for the imminent threat.

King cobra smiled to himself. He waved his tail, and the sentry left without question. All was going to plan, but he had a nagging thought in the back of his mind. He felt that his fall was soon to come. Dear readers.... He did not know how correct he was...

Snowflake and Rocko soared above the trees, climbing their way to Cloudsdale. Rocko, with his superior eyesight, spotted the city first.

Rocko: Be careful of sentries along the edge. We have to go behind the waterfall, under the water. That is where your teacher will be.

They flew silently around the guards, who were none the wiser. Finding the spot where the water fell from the clouds, they flew into the gap. The pressure of the water almost knocked them down, but they managed to make it to the ledge to the undercloud chamber. Running through, they came to an open spazio with cages lined up along the sides. Dips in the clouds revealed that the cages were moved there. As the two moved past, Rocko swiftly pecked the locks, breaking them. The ponies in them came out dazed, not sure of where to go o what to do. Finally, they came to a solitary door. Scratches showed signs of a struggle. Snowflake peered in, and caught a glimpse of a arcobaleno mane.

Snowflake: (Whispering) Over here!

Rocko approached the door. With a single peck, the bolt was ripped from the door, and it swung wide open. arcobaleno Dash flew out, pissed off and ready to fight. When she spotted Rocko, she colomba at him. With a mighty swipe of his wing, she fell to the ground.

Snowflake: arcobaleno Dash, calm down. We're here to rescue you!

arcobaleno Dash: I don't need no rescuing! Let me get at King Cobra, cause when I do he'll be sorry!

Rocko: Stop! The land is plunged into war. The Crystal Empire is fighting King Cobra's troops right now, but that's not all. Princess Celestia is under the King's command, Twilight is stuck in the human world for another night, and Luna and Cadence are nowhere to be found. I know te want revenge. We all do. But this is not the way to go about it. If te aid us in our fight against King Cobra, we will be able to kill him and free everypony. Do te not want that?

arcobaleno Dash landed, her chest heaving. She took a couple breaths, and calmed down. When she looked back at her two rescuers, she was set.

arcobaleno Dash: Alright, I'm in. But how are we going to free the land and end King Cobra? It's only us three!

"Wrong!" A voice cried out behind them. They turned to see Snowflake's original friends: Nocturnal Mirage, Opal, Daystar, Monsoon, Tropical Breeze, and Red Rose. Toopie, who was still attached to Snowflake's back (I bet te thought I forgot about him!), leaped onto Tropical Breeze.

Breeze: I've missed te Toopie!

Toopie: Plooo!

Snowflake: How did te manage to escape!?

Mirage: It was actually fairly easy. te see, your friend the cock-of-the-rock dripped saliva in the forest. We were being led to a different holding pen, when the guards stepped in the trail. They came to their senses, and untied us. They told us where they saw te two going, and so after eating something, we decided to follow.

Opal: Alright, now that the pleasantries are over, let's go get that serpent.

Monsoon: I agree. Time is of the essence. King cobra is already on his way to deal with the Crystal Empire himself!

Red Rose: Then we have no time to lose.

Rocko: Alright. Earth ponies, te don't have to have a spell on te anymore. te can climb onto my back, and we'll be on our way.

Daystar, Nocturnal Mirage, and Tropical Breeze climbed onto Rocko's back without question. They walked up a path leading to the surface, spread their wings, and launched themselves into the sky.

Meanwhile, lets go to King Cobra, who was swiftly making his way to the Crystal Empire. He was slithering so fast, that his personal flying guards, his elite guards, were having trouble keeping up with him.

Sentry: (Panting) What-is-the-rush-s-sir?

King Cobra: Nevermind that! We're almost there, don't be soft now!

That precedente night, King cobra gave his reign a lot of thought. He realized that the sooner he could take over, the sooner he could relax. He decided to work in overtime; hence the reason why he was rushing.

They finally arrived at the Crystal Empire, where the fallen lay in pools of blood. The ground was black with the blood spilled in battle. Sounds of conflict emitted from within the castello itself. Many of the King's soldiers lay dead, and the rest had taken to the wind. Only a few had stayed to take the castle. King Cobra's cuore filled with glee, and he quickly scaled the side of the castle, going into the royal meeting hall.
The hall was a very large room, meant to hold hundreds of ponies. When the King flashed through the window, he came to an abrupt stop. There, standing with their backs to Shining Armor, were his soldiers. They faced him, their muzzles full of malice. He realized that they had been freed, and looked beyond them. There stood our heroes, angered and ready to beat him. arcobaleno Dash flapped her wings in eager anticipation. A single pony walked out, her hair shining white and pure. She began to speak:

Snowflake: te tyrant. te are so narrow minded, te allowed us to slip past you. Well, here we are, set to eliminate te from this earth. A shame te didn't take Celestia with you, o te would've won. (Flapping her wings) Let it be detto that on this day, te have been terminated.

It started to snow in the cold room, and a freezing wind blew in. King cobra felt himself getting slower, and panic started to take him. Then, a calm set in when he realized that he was wearing his specially made thermo-armor. The colder it got, the warmer his armor got, making it nice and toasty to him. A perfect temperature for a cold-blooded serpent.

King Cobra: (Smiling maliciously) Now what was it te detto again? That I would be terminated? Well then... Bring it on!

He reared back and flashed his hood. Raising to his full height, he towered over the ponies. He struck with full force, not holding himself back. It was time that they realized his true power; the power of King Cobra!
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: February 17, 1960
Location: Ogden Utah
Time: 5:54 PM
Railroad: Southern Pacific

The sun was setting, as Anthony sat on the station platform with Ryan, and Donut, waiting for their successivo assignments.

Michael: *Storms out of the station, and looks at Anthony* te cause an accident on my line, and don't tell me anything?!!?
Anthony: Roger detto he was going to tell you. He didn't check the coupling between our train, and engines.
Michael: He detto te were to check them! I don't know if this is going to be common with te now, but if te keep forgetting to do your work, I'll have te fired!...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The Canterlot Highway Patrol is a very busy organization, protecting everyone on, and around the highways of Canterlot. Of course, there are some ponies that despise them, and call these police ponies Chips, o chippies for short.

Jon Baker, and Frank Poncherello, two CHP officers, were riding Harley Davidson Moto on one of the highways.

Jon: *Riding his motorcycle successivo to Frank* It sure is a nice day.
Frank: Not just with the weather, but with the activity. Things are going easy for us.

A blue GT500 passed them going over 80.

Jon: *Rides his motorcycle after the car*
Frank: *Following...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The Story of Corporal Agarn

Theme song

Though he goes on a rage from time to time
He is a very good friend of mine
And in Fort Courage he is well known as
Corporal Agarn

Starring Master Sword as Corporal Agarn
Tom Foolery as Captain Parmenter
Saten Twist as Sargent O' Rourke
Mortomis as Dobbs, the bugler
Snow Wonder as Wrangler Jane
Cosmic arcobaleno as Corporal Vanderbilt
Blaze as Corporal Duffy
Sean as Chief Wild Eagle
and Sonic as Crazy Cat

It was a regular giorno at the fort. Wrangler Jane walked into Captain Parmenter's office.

Captain Parmenter: *Signing papers, but when he sees Jane, he drops...
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As I managed to escape. The other two continued fighting.

Trixie continued trying to stab her, AppleBloom, at one point, managed to knee her in the stomach, making her bend over in pain.

AppleBloom found the bat and hit Trixie really hard, saying it was for Sweetie Belle.

But Trixie was somehow able dodged all her other swings.

Trixie punched her in the stomach, but AppleBloom ignored the pain as well.

Trixie attempted to stab AppleBloom but she dodged it.

Ten minuti of fighting, later:

AppleBloom was clearly growing più tired.

At one point, Trixie punched her really hard on the side of her the head....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: August 7, 1959
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 8:38 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Jeff went into Pete's office at the station.

Jeff: te wanted to see me sir?
Pete: Yes. Let me ask te a question. What do te know about the Lehigh Valley Railroad?
Jeff: Not much. All I know about it is that it's a short railway in the east coast. Why are te asking me about it?
Pete: There's a shortage of track repairers in Neigh Jersey. You'll be taking an airplane from this city into Jersey City. From there, a stallion with a sign of both the Union Pacific, and Lehigh Valley logo will be there waiting...
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I ran out of the cupcakes factory, and back to where my scooter was. Unfortunately, it wasn't there.

Scootaloo: Hey! What the- *Sees another pony riding her scooter* Bring that back here!!
Pony on Scootaloo's Scooter: Nope!!
Scootaloo: if i had fingers-
Guards: Stop right there!
Scootaloo: *Running towards the the down slope on the mountain* arcobaleno Dash detto there would be a lot of snow, so I'll ski down here to escape them.
Pony: *Getting ready to ski down the hill* Ah. What a glorious giorno for-
Scootaloo: *Punches the pony, and steals his skis*
Pony: getting.. stuff.. stolen from me.
Guard...
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: facebook, EQD
posted by Seanthehedgehog
 A Lunicorn Continental, the My Little pony version of a Lincoln.
A Lunicorn Continental, the My Little Pony version of a Lincoln.
Gordon, and Case cracker got in a black Lunicorn Continental. They were heading to the airport to deliver cocaine.

Gordon: The airport shouldn't be far away. Turn on the radio if you'd like.
Case Cracker: *turns on radio and begins to cerca for a station* Sounds like a lotta static.
Gordon: Maybe because this car is old. *Stops at red light* Let me try. *turns onto 98.1* This radio station has a lot of rock & roll, but right now they're playing a commercial.
Announcer: Behold, the best cars te could ever ask for, from Chevronet. Chevronet has made many enjoyable cars, from the Belair to...
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: joyreactor, facebook, deviantart
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: joyreactor, facebook, deviantart
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Previously, when arcobaleno Dash, and her Friends found the treasure, they also noticed their ship was missing. When the diamond Cani arrived, they ha rubato, stola the ship.

Rainbow Dash: *Runs onto the spiaggia with her friends*
Leaf Pile: This is not good.
Erik: What are we going to do?
Rainbow Dash: I think I know what we can do. Me, and Leaf Pile will fly onto the ship, and te unicorni can teleport yourselves, as well as our earth ponies, and we fight whoever ha rubato, stola our ship.
Applejack: If only I wasn't an earth pony.
Max: Be careful what te wish for.
Erik: Hey, I don't mind not having wings, o a horn....
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SCENE 1:
Saten: *drunkily* H ciao Applejack
AppleJack: Are ya drunk o something?
Saten: *dizzily* No I'm no- A little
AppleJack: *giggles* Y'all really need some sort of intervention. Ah mean this is the third time this week.
(Suddenly Saten Twist squeeze hugged her, even though it was clear applejack wasn't completely comfortable with it.)
Saten: I I Amore te Applejack. Let's grow old together in everyway. (demonic voice) EVERY-WAY!
AppleJack *trying to push him off her*: Yeah.. About that.. Look. We only been on 'one' date. It didn't even end well,. But since then. Ya showed up at my house four...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
arcobaleno Dash, Rarity, and applejack got to the island with the five ponies on the pirate ship. They walked off the ship after putting down the anchor, and were on the island.

Leaf Pile: We're here. Now let's get that pirate map, and look for the treasure.
Rarity: *Realizes something* Oh, about the treasure map.
Leaf Pile: Yes Rarity?
Rarity: Remember when we were dumping Hungry's body over the edge, and into the ocean?
Erik: te didn't leave the map with her.
Larry: Did you?
Rarity: Well, te see... Yes.
Donut: Darn it!
Leaf Pile: Now how are we supposed to find the treasure?!
Rainbow Dash: Stay...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
successivo morning, Joe arrived at his job late.

Boss: *Watching workers unload boxes from a small freight train*
Worker: That's the last one sir.
Boss: Good work.
Worker: Okay man, we got all the boxes out of your train.
Engineer: Thanks. *Rings campana, bell on his locomotive as he drives the train away from the depot*
Joe: *Arrives* Sir, I'm sorry for arriving late.
Boss: Don't worry about it. I got something to tell you.
Joe: What?
Boss: Important cargo is coming here from St. Foalis da helicopter.
Joe: Why is it coming all the way from there?
Boss: No one else would send it.
Joe: What is it anyway?
Boss:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
In St. Foalis, two ponies climbed into a helicopter on superiore, in alto of a building.

Orion: *Sits in pilot's seat*
Snowflake: *Sits successivo to Orion*
Pony: *Gives manifest to Orion* te two need to get some oil to a trucking depot in Trenton Neigh Jersey.
Orion: All the way in Neigh Jersey? What for?
Pony: It's needed da a town da there, and we're the closest company that can get it to them. Better start flying.
Orion: *Starts up helicopter*
Snowflake: Why did I let te talk me into this?
Orion: Because it's a fun job.
Snowflake: We're pegasi. We don't need to fly these things.
Orion: Well I like it. *Gets...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme Song: link

Master Sword: Come on Tom, let's go meet the others.
Tom: Right behind you.
Double Scoop: *Standing on strada, via corner*
Aina: *Runs out of her house*
Sunny: Hey, wait for me. *Flying in the middle of the street*
Saten Twist: *Polishing his chain saw, but stops to go meet the others*
Pleiades: *Arrives at corner*
Mortomis: *Standing successivo to Double Scoop*
Tom: più ponies!!
Snow Wonder: *Arrives in a brand new Corvette*
Cosmic Rainbow: *Flies from the clouds*
Heartsong: *Climbs out of a manhole*
Annie: *Arrives on a bicycle*
Blaze: *Flies out of a house window, and lands successivo to...
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Unfortantely the Cusiders ran into a dead end, and Big Mac was finally able to do whatever the hell it was he was planning to do towards them.
But before he could the shotgun was blown out of his hooves, da an unnamed police pony.
Ditto: (also revealing himself). (looks at the police pony) Not bad kid, now keep that gun at him, take no chances.
Police pony: Yes Chief Ditto (keeps aiming the M1911 pistol at Big Mac).
Ditto: (approaches Big Mac).
Scootaloo: (excitedly) Ditto! It's me!
Ditto: I see that.. But now's not the the time sweetie.
Scootaloo: Fair enough.
Ditto: (dramatic tone) Big Macintose,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: August 27, 1958
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 6:57 PM
Railroad: Union Pacific

After buying some uneccesary military equipment, Gordon was getting ready to head into FBI Headquarters to rescue Coffee Creme.

Gordon: *Tying shoelaces on his boots, but he doesn't know how to tie shoelaces, and stops* Alright. Now... *Puts on military shirt, helmet, then grabs an M14 rifle* oh, almost forgot. *Grabs cintura of grenades. He grabs one of the grenades, and plays around with it, but acidentally pulls out the pin* Ah! *Puts pin back in grenade* thank goodness.

Meanwhile in the yards.

Stylo: Where...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: August 27, 1958
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 8:41 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Gordon returned to Chicagoat. He was glad to be back, but still missed Coffee Creme.

Gordon: *Waits for his train to stop, then gets out on the platform*
Pete: *Walks out of station* Welcome back Gordon.
Gordon: Thank te sir. It's great to be back. Can I talk to te in my office?
Pete: te mean my office.
Gordon: That's what I said.
Pete: Uh, alright.

They walked into Pete's office.

Pete: What's going on?
Gordon: Remember when I called te yesterday?
Pete: Yeah. What about it?
Gordon: Right after I hung up,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The Classroom

Starring Snow Wonder as Ms. Schultz..............................

Tom: Hold it!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: We're not doing this skit yet until later. Get your shit together everypony!
Audience: *Laughing*

The Story of Corporal Agarn

Theme song

Though he goes on a rage from time to time
He is a very good friend of mine
And in Fort Courage he is well known as
Corporal Agarn

Starring Master Sword as Corporal Agarn
Tom Foolery as Captain Parmenter
Saten Twist as Sargent O' Rourke
Mortomis as Dobbs, the bugler
Snow Wonder as Wrangler Jane
Cosmic arcobaleno as Corporal Vanderbilt
Blaze as...
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