The successivo morning, my mom set out two plates of scrambled eggs in front of me, and Georgia
Mom: te two were asleep when I got home. I'm excited to hear about your first day! Tell me everything.
I would've detto Define Everything, but that would be like putting up a neon sign saying I've got something to hide. So, I just let Georgia talk first.
Luckily, Georgia talks a lot. And I mean, a lot. I was just about to leave, when she finished talking.
Mom: Rafe? How was your first giorno of school?
Rafe: It wasn't as bad as I thought it would be.
Mom: *eyes widen* Who are you, and what have te done with the real Rafe?
Rafe: I'm not saying I Amore it-
Mom: No, but this sounds like a good start. I'm proud of te honey. te must be doing something right. Whatever it is, just keep doing it.
Rafe: Oh I will. *leaves house*
The successivo few days were just okay. I just stuck to some of the beginner-level stuff to keep things moving along.
On tuesday,
Rafe: *Chewing gum*
Mr. Rourke: Hey. Spit that out.
Rafe: *spits gum into trash*
I got 5,000 points
On Wednesday,
Rafe: *running down hallway*
Mr. Dwight: Hey, slow down there.
10,000 points
Then when it was Thursday,
Rafe: *eating a snickers in library*
Mrs. Frurock: Put that away.
Rafe: *eats entire snickers*
Then on Friday
Leo: You're just coasting. If you're going to play the game, te need to actually play it. So, I'm going to change things up.
Rafe: You? Since when do te make decisions?
Leo: Since half of this whole idea was mine. Here's the deal. It's two twenty-six. That means fourty nine minuti left in the day. That's how long you've got to earn thirty thousand points.
Rafe: Thirty thousand?
Leo: Yep. Otherwise te lose a life.
Rafe: Hang on a sec... I have lives?
Leo: Sure. Three of them to be exact.
Rafe: And what happens if I lose all three?
Leo: Then you're a loser, and fail the game. The rest of the anno will be as fun as getting stung da thousands of wasps.
Rafe: Oh. That's all huh? Ok, game on.
Suddenly, the campana, bell for eighth period rang.
Leo: That's forty-eight minuti left, and counting. Better get busy.
2 B continued
Mom: te two were asleep when I got home. I'm excited to hear about your first day! Tell me everything.
I would've detto Define Everything, but that would be like putting up a neon sign saying I've got something to hide. So, I just let Georgia talk first.
Luckily, Georgia talks a lot. And I mean, a lot. I was just about to leave, when she finished talking.
Mom: Rafe? How was your first giorno of school?
Rafe: It wasn't as bad as I thought it would be.
Mom: *eyes widen* Who are you, and what have te done with the real Rafe?
Rafe: I'm not saying I Amore it-
Mom: No, but this sounds like a good start. I'm proud of te honey. te must be doing something right. Whatever it is, just keep doing it.
Rafe: Oh I will. *leaves house*
The successivo few days were just okay. I just stuck to some of the beginner-level stuff to keep things moving along.
On tuesday,
Rafe: *Chewing gum*
Mr. Rourke: Hey. Spit that out.
Rafe: *spits gum into trash*
I got 5,000 points
On Wednesday,
Rafe: *running down hallway*
Mr. Dwight: Hey, slow down there.
10,000 points
Then when it was Thursday,
Rafe: *eating a snickers in library*
Mrs. Frurock: Put that away.
Rafe: *eats entire snickers*
Then on Friday
Leo: You're just coasting. If you're going to play the game, te need to actually play it. So, I'm going to change things up.
Rafe: You? Since when do te make decisions?
Leo: Since half of this whole idea was mine. Here's the deal. It's two twenty-six. That means fourty nine minuti left in the day. That's how long you've got to earn thirty thousand points.
Rafe: Thirty thousand?
Leo: Yep. Otherwise te lose a life.
Rafe: Hang on a sec... I have lives?
Leo: Sure. Three of them to be exact.
Rafe: And what happens if I lose all three?
Leo: Then you're a loser, and fail the game. The rest of the anno will be as fun as getting stung da thousands of wasps.
Rafe: Oh. That's all huh? Ok, game on.
Suddenly, the campana, bell for eighth period rang.
Leo: That's forty-eight minuti left, and counting. Better get busy.
2 B continued
applejack as Rorshach,
Fluttershy as Nite owl II,
Pinkie Pie as The Comedian,
Twilight Sparkle as Dr.Manhattan,
arcobaleno dash as Ozymandias, and
Rarity as Silk Spectre II.
Excerpt from chapter one:
Rorshach: Dog carcass in an alley way this morning, hoove track on burst stomach. This city is afraid of me, I have seen it`s true face. The streets are extended gutters, and the drains are full of blood and when the gutters finally scab over, all the vermin will drown. The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up around their waists, and all the whores and politicians will look up and shout "Save us!!!" and I`ll whisper "neigh"
Toothy
