To Live And Die In L.P Part 11 - My Little pony - L'amicizia è magica - fanpop

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Union Pacific train 348

The successivo day, Richard drove his truck to a strip club. He was not going for fun, he had business to take care of.

Richard: *Walks to front desk*
Rogue: May I help you?
Richard: I need te to tell me everything te know about that jewel heist.
Rogue: I thought te weren't interested.
Richard: Well, I am now.
Rogue: *Sighs*
Stallion: *Walks to front desk*
Rogue: Let me deal with a customer first.
Richard: *Looking at strippers*
Strippers: *Dancing*
Richard: *Looks back at Rogue*
Rogue: Ok. The pony you're looking for is Korean, and his name is Thomas Ling. He robbed $64,000, and will be at Union Station tomorrow at 10 AM, on Union Pacific train 348.
Richard: Thanks. *about to leave, but hesitates* How do te know all that? The Union Pacific train, and when it gets here?
Rogue: I do.
Richard: How?
Rogue: I just do.

successivo day, the Union Pacific train was making it's way towards Los Pegasus Union Station. Richard, was waiting.

Once the train got to the station.

Passengers: *Getting off*
Thomas: *Walking to exit*
Announcer: Attention, Thomas Ling who has just got off Union Pacific train 348, please come to the help desk.
Thomas: *Goes to help desk* I'm Thomas Ling.
Announcer: Ok, here's your luggage.
Thomas: *Takes luggage, and finds a note*

The note said, Fuck te loser

Richard: *Grabs Thomas* te know what this is?
Thomas: A crime?
Richard: Not when a police officer is doing it. *Taking Thomas out of station*
Two ponies: *Watching*
Richard: *Pushing Thomas to exit*
Thomas: *Walking to exit*
John: *Pulls up in his car*
Richard: *Pushes Thomas in car*
Thomas: *Sits down*
Richard: *Enters car*
John: *Drives*
Richard: *Looks at suitcase* Where's the key?
Thomas: I don't have it.
Richard: He doesn't have it. What a dumbass.

The same two ponies that were watching Richard were following them in their car. We'll call them, stalkers.

Thomas: *Sweating*
Richard: *Looking forward*
John: *Driving straight*
Stalker: *Driving*
stupid pony: *Drives infront of stalkers*
Stalker: *Stops while beeping horn*
John: *Drives successivo to bridge*
Richard: *Looks back*
Birds: *Flying out of way*
John: *Stops under bridge*
Thomas: *Has front hooves up in air*
Richard: *Pushes Thomas out* Over the chain.
John: *Goes under*
Thomas: *Does nothing*
Richard: *Pushes Thomas* Come on, get over the chain.
Thomas: *Goes over*
Richard: *Goes under* Get him on the wall.
Thomas: *Leaning on wall*
John: Like that?
Richard: Yeah. *Holding suitcase* Hold this *gives John a gun*
John: *Holding gun*
Richard: *Hitting suitcase* *Slams suitcase into wall* Come on! Open, te piece of hell!! *Continues to slam suitcase into wall*
John: Come on man, what the hell? There's ponies all over the place
Richard: *Gets suitcase open*

Nothing was in it, but paper.

Richard: *Grabs paper* That's very funny *Throws paper at Thomas*
John: If he doesn't have the money let's get the hell outta here!
Richard: *Pushes Thomas away from him* WHERE IS IT?!
Thomas: *Kicks Richard*
Richard: *Falls*
John: *Pointing gun at Thomas* te stupid son of a bitch! If te try anything like that I'm gonna blow your brains out! te got that?!
Thomas: *Shakes head yes*
John: Good, not get on your knees!
Thomas: *Gets on knees*
John: Put your hands behind your head.
Richard: *Stands up, and thinking* You're wearing it aren't you? Take your clothes off.

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Thomas Ling

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arcobaleno Factory (With alternate ending)

posted by Seanthehedgehog

There's long been rumors as to how, exactly, rainbows are made in Equestria. While a great amount of Pegasi ponies are employed in the arcobaleno department of the weather factory, almost all of them do the low-end work. What's know is that great streams of Spectra, the individual colours of the rainbow, flow through large grates and into vast vats. From there, workers carefully and equally mix the spectra into the coagulated arcobaleno pools that dot and run through the factory and surrounding city. Next, that mixture is pumped to the floor below, where other employees atomize it and store it until...

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10 reasons why Pinkie Pie is better than arcobaleno Dash. (Read before te judge me.)

posted by lovegypsy64

Here are some reasons I think Pinkie Pie is better than arcobaleno Dash.

1. Pinkie Pie doesn't tend to mostra off o brag about her accomplishments.

2. Pinkie doesn't care about being cool. She just wants to have fun.

3. Pinkie will go out of her way just to make somepony else happy while arcobaleno is just in it for the glory.

4. Pinkie sings più and has a prettier voice. (Who cares if she sometimes does it randomly out of nowhere?)

5. arcobaleno Dash can be a little bossy to Fluttershy while Pinkie just tries to help Fluttershy out of her shell in a cute, cheerful way.

6. Pinkie Pie is so random...and that's...

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arcobaleno Factory Lyrics

posted by clancker1223

Now a rainbow's tale isn't quite as nice
As the story we knew of sugar and spice
But a rainbow's easy once te get to know it
With the help of the magic of a pegasus device

(music break)

Let's delve deeper into arcobaleno philosophy
Far beyond that of Cloudsdale's mythology
It's easy to misjudge that floating city
With it's alluring decor and social psychology

But with all great things comes a great responsibility
That of Cloudsdale's being weather stability
How, te ask, are they up to the task
To which the answer is in a simple facility

(music break)

In the arcobaleno Factory, where your fears and horrors...

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Princess Celestia and princess Luna parents

posted by KendiKens

A long time ago,like 2500 years,in Equestria was ruling a prince,who was respanceble for bringing peace and quiet of the night in all of Equestria!His name was BlackKnight.But there was one più ruler,princess SunBurn,witch was respncible for bringing the beautiful giorno and made the sun go up and shine all over Equestria!One day,on the giorno of the Summer Sun Celebration(in those days was called Night and giorno celebration,because the sun and the moon in that giorno maked an eclipse)they meet together!BlackKnight's cuore in that monter,was ready to fly away,because the beautiful princess stoled his...