Seanthehedgehog Presents
Hedgehog In Ponyville Episode 9
Discorded
Being a war hero in a town where everyone likes te is a good thing. Everywhere I go, I see a friend. Everytime I need help with something, I ask them. I've also been promoted from captain to major.
We took back Ponyville from Nazi Forces, and Celestia was breifing me on my new assignment in Twilight's former library.
Celestia: Discord now has an army of his own. He has time traveled into the secondo world war in a planet called Earth, and gathered an army of italian humans.
Sean: Hm, I wonder why he chose italians.
During part of the Return Of Harmony episode Discord detto the word Arrivederci, and just because of that he needed italians. With that out of the way, I had to focus on my assignment.
Sean: Where does Discord have his army set up?
Celestia: They have rebuilt my old castello in the Everfree Forest, and are using that as their headquarters.
Sean: Am I going alone?
Celestia: Yes. te need stealth to wipe out that entire army.
Sean: I won't let te down Princess. *salutes*
Meanwhile in Canterlot.
Nazis: *Marching down street*
Robotnik: *Arrives* I've brought più reinforcements, but I've heard te let Sean the hedgehog escape.
Twilight: Man it wasn't my fault! Much of the soldiers that were in Bethlehem with me were retards.
Robotnik: I can't let te talk poorly about my army.
Twilight: Whatever man. They're in Ponyville, and I just got word from Discord that the pony Alliance are making plans to attack.
Robotnik: Then we must get ready.
Gilda: And we will help you.
Robotnik: Who are you, and what do te mean da "we will help you?"
Gilda: Me, and the griffons.
Queen Chrysalis: And don't forget about the changelings. *Farts*
Robotnik: Ugh! *Covers nose* Save that for the battle. That could kill someone.
Queen Chrysalis: Sorry Doctor.
Suddenly the phone rings
Twilight: Man hold up *Picks up phone* Man, who's dis?
Discord: It's me Discord. I have a plan to destroy all of Equestria.
Twilight: And that is?
Discord: We get help from Sean the hedgehog.
Twilight: And how are we going to get Sean to help us?
Discord: I will have him discorded. Just like what I did to your Friends a while back.
Twilight: Damn, I forgot about that.
Discord: Are te pleased to be working with me now?
Twilight: Man, as long as those ponies representing the elements of harmony die, yes.
Discord: Don't worry. Once Sean becomes discorded, he will kill everyone we tell him to.
Along the way to Discord's new headquarters...
Applebloom: We need your help putting up the lights.
Sean: Alright, but we gotta make it quick. I have to do something very important for Celestia.
Song: link
Ponies: The first thing of Natale that's such a pain to me, is finding a Natale tree. The secondo thing of Natale that's such a pain to me.
Sean: Rigging up the lights.
Ponies: And finding a Natale tree. The third thing of Natale that's such a pain to me.
Scootaloo: Hangovers.
Sean: Rigging up the lights.
Ponies: And finding a Natale tree. The fourth thing of Natale that's such a pain to me.
Granny Smith: Sending Natale cards.
Scootaloo: Hangovers
Sean: *On stepladder* Rigging up the lights.
Ponies: And finding a Natale tree. The fifth thing of Natale that's such a pain to me, five months of bills!
Granny Smith: Sending Natale cards
Scootaloo: *Drinking beer* Hangovers
Sean: *On roof* Rigging up the lights
Ponies: And finding a Natale tree. The sixth thing of Natale that's such a pain to me.
Rarity: Facing my in-laws.
Ponies: Five months of bills!
Granny Smith: Oh, I hate those Natale cards.
Scootaloo: Hangovers.
Sean: *falls through ceiling successivo to Scootaloo* RIGGING UP THESE LIGHTS!!
Ponies: And finding a Natale tree. The seventh thing of Natale that's such a pain to me.
Prince Blueblood: The Salvation army.
Rarity: Facing my in-laws.
Ponies: Five months of bills.
Granny Smith: Sending Natale cards
Scootaloo: Oh geez *putting lights in box*
Sean: I'M TRYING TO RIG UP THESE LIGHTS!!
Ponies: And finding a Natale tree. The eighth thing of Natale that's such a pain to me.
Sweetie Belle: I wanna Transformer for Christmas!
Prince Blueblood: Charities *points at Rarity* And what do te mean your in-laws?
Ponies: Five months of bills.
Granny Smith: Oh, making out these cards.
Scootaloo: Uh, get me a beer, huh?
Sean: What, we got no extension cords?!
Ponies: And finding a Natale tree. The ninth thing of Natale that's such a pain to me.
Big Mac: Finding parking spaces
Sweetie Belle: Daddy, I want some candy.
Prince Blueblood: Donations!
Rarity: Facing my In-laws.
Ponies: Five months of bills.
Granny Smith: Scrivere out those Natale cards.
Scootaloo: Hangovers.
Sean: *Back outside* Now why the hell aren't they blinking?!
Ponies: And finding a Natale tree. The tenth thing of Natale that's such a pain to me.
Fluttershy: Batteries not included.
Big Mac: No parking spaces.
Sweetie Belle: Buy me something!
Prince Blueblood: *Pushes Sweetie Belle* Get a job te bum!
Rarity: Facing my In-laws.
Ponies: Five months of bills.
Granny Smith: Yo, ho. Sending Natale cards.
Scootaloo: *staring at vomit* Oh geez, look at this.
Sean: *Puts one light out*One light goes out, they all go out!!
Ponies: And finding a Natale tree. The eleventh thing of Natale that's such a pain to me.
Soarin: Stale TV Specials
Fluttershy: Batteries not included.
Big Mac: No parking spaces.
Sweetie Belle: Mom, I gotta go to the bathroom!
Prince Blueblood: Charities!
Rarity: *Hiding in bathroom* She's a witch, I hate her.
Ponies: Five months of bills.
Granny Smith: Oh, I don't even know half these people.
Scootaloo: *Shitting* Who's got the toilet paper?
Sean: GET A FLASHLIGHT, I BLEW A FUSE!
Ponies: And finding a Natale tree. The twelth thing of Natale that's such a pain to me.
Royal Guards: Canto Natale carols.
Soarin: Stale TV Specials.
Fluttershy: Batteries not included.
Big Mac: No parking!
Sweetie Belle: *Crying*
Prince Blueblood: Charities.
Rarity: Gotta make 'em dinner.
Ponies: Five months of bills!
Granny Smith: I'm not sending them this year, that's it.
Scootaloo: Shut up you.
Sean: Fine, YOU'RE SO SMART, te RIG UP THE LIGHTS!!
Ponies: And finding a Natale tree.
Trixie: *Steals Natale tree*
After the song ended, I left everypony, and went into the Everfree Forest
I was carrying a M249 machine gun, and a .44 magnum. I had to stop Discord's army from doing any damage, and that's exactly what I was going to do.
Italians: *resting in castle*
Sean: *Walking up towards Castle*
Italian Soldier: *Spots Sean* I see him.
Italians: E 'quasi qui, preparatevi!
Sean: *hears shouting* Italians. They really Amore shouting at each other.
Italian Soldier: *Throws grenade*
Sean: Whoa *Runs away*
Italian Soldier: Gettare più granate!
Italians: *Gathering grenades*
Sean: *Shoots Italian soldier da window*
Italian Soldier: *Dies while pulling pin on grenade*
Italian Captain: merda
Suddenly, an explosion occurred. It was big, and killed everyone da the door. Speaking of the door, it opened da itself from the explosion.
Sean: *Rushes in*
Italians: *Shoots at Sean*
Sean: *Hiding da wall*
Italians: *getting closer on both sides*
Sean: *Shoots Italians in front of him*
Italians in front of Sean: *Die*
Italians Behind Sean: *Going slower towards him*
Sean: Hmm. *Turns around quickly, and kills italians behind him*
più Italian Soldiers: *Arrive* Surrender.
Sean: Ha! Like te think I'm going to give up that easily?
Discord: *Shows up out of nowhere* No. That's why I am going to Discord you.
Sean: *Laughing*
Discord: *Confused*
Italians: *Shrug*
Sean: Hahahaha! No way. te think te can actually Discord me? That's the best joke I've ever heard. Please, if you're going to threaten me with death, at least make it realistic. Not a joke.
Discord: That was realistic.
Italian Soldier: *Tries to shoot Sean*
Italian Captain: *Hits Soldier* Cessate il fuoco! Chiunque altro che cerca di sparare Sean sarà girato.
Italian Soldiers: *Put pistole away*
Sean: te really think te can have me Discorded?
Discord: Oh yes. It's very easy. Everypony hear despises you. They really hated your guts since te arrived to their world. te should go back to Mobius, but first you're going to do something for me?
Sean: And who's going to make me do all that for you?
Discord: *Puts finger on Sean's head* I am.
Sean: *becoming Discorded*
Discord: Now, here is what I want te to do. Go to Ponyville, and kill everypony te see, except for Nazis, Griffons, Changelings, me, Twilight Sparkle, Robotnik, o Shadow The Hedgehog.
Sean: Shadow's here. Cool.
Discord: Yes. Do te know what to do?
Sean: Yes sir.
I was now discorded, and taking orders from Discord.
Discord: *On phone* Yes, I know this line is for Nazi use only.
Operator: Then get off if you're not a Nazi.
Discord: I am Discord. Get Robotnik on the phone, and tell him who's on.
Operator: Discord?
Discord: Yes, Discord.
Operator: Why didn't te just say so? I'll get Robotnik for te quickly.
Discord: Thank you.
Robotnik: Ja? Is that te Discord?
Discord: It's me. Sean is Discorded, and now works for us.
Robotnik: Wunderbar. You've done a very great job.
Discord: Thank te very much.
Meanwhile in Canterlot
arcobaleno Dash: *With her friends* I hope Celestia is able to help us.
Rarity: Yes, we haven't seen Sean since we were Canto a song about Christmas.
Fluttershy: I saw him go into the Everfree Forest.
Applejack: What would he be doing there?
Pinkie Pie: No idea, but Celestia might know.
arcobaleno Dash: Ok. *Takes a deep breath* Here we go. *Opens door*
Celestia: Ah, hello there. What can I help te with?
arcobaleno Dash: Have te seen Sean anywhere?
Celestia: I sent him on a mission to defeat Discord.
Mane 5: da himself?!
Celestia: Have te seen him?
arcobaleno Dash: No. Have you?
Celestia: No. He hasn't reported back to me.
Fluttershy: He's probably in trouble.
Applejack: o maybe dead.
arcobaleno Dash: I hope he isn't dead. We gotta go find him now!
Song: link
Sean: *Loading guns* *walks slowly towards motorcycle* Time to kill. *Rides on motorcycle*
Police: *Not far away*
Sean: *Passing police car*
Police: We've got a fast bike that just passed our position.
Sean: *Going very fast*
Police: *Following Sean*
Sean: *shoots tire on police car*
Police: *Flip car, and heading towards Sean*
Sean: *Jumps off bike, and runs very fast*
Police: *Crush bike*
Sean: *Lifting building*
Ponies: *Screaming*
Sean: *Throws building at police*
Police: *Die*
più ponies: *Running away*
Sean: *Shoots a pony's head off*
Surviving officer: *calling back up*
Police Captain: Sorry, we can't do that.
Sean: *Kills surviving officer*
Trixie: *tries to cast a spell*
Sean: *Punches Trixie*
Trixie: *forgets spell*
Sean: *runs towards Carousel Botique*
Ponies: *Begin to try, and fight back*
Meanwhile in Canterlot
arcobaleno Dash: *Flying very fast to Ponyville*
Celestia, Applejack, Pinkie Pie, Rarity, Fluttershy: *Following arcobaleno Dash*
Sean: *Punches Trixie*
Trixie: *Dies*
Sean: *Punches Thunderlane*
Thunderlane: *Dies*
Sean: *Punches Doctor Whooves*
Doctor Whooves: *dies*
Sean: *Punches Lyra*
Lyra: *Dies*
Sean: *Punches Bonbon*
Bonbon: *dies*
Sean: *Punches Carrot Top*
Carrot Top: *dies*
News Ponies: *Filming catastrophe at sicuro, cassetta di sicurezza distance*
Meanwhile at Discord's base
Discord: *Watching news* Let's do this Robotnik: Get out there quickly.
Nazis: Heil Robotnik *runs to battlefield*
Discord: Go my italians.
Italian Soldiers: *Run to help Nazis*
Griffons: *Helping Italians, and Nazis*
Changelings: *Helping Griffons, Italians, and Nazis*
Celestia: Royal Guards, go!
Royal Guards: *Enter fight against Nazis*
Nazis: *Fighting Royal Guards*
Sean: *Kills royal guard*
Nazi: I gotta reload.
Sean: Let me deal with this. *runs towards building*
Royal Guards: Shoot the discorded hedgehog!
Sean: *Lifting building*
Royal Guards: *sees building* run!
Sean: *throws building at royal guards, which kills them all*
Celestia: *sees Sean* He's Discorded.
arcobaleno Dash: Oh no!
Applebloom: *Running towards safety*
Sean: *Chasing Applebloom*
Applebloom: AAH!
Sweetie Belle & Scootaloo: Hurry! To the albero house!
Sean: *shoots Applebloom*
Scootaloo: No!
Sean: *sees Scootaloo* te were that pony that kept getting hangovers during the first song! *blows Scootaloo's brains out*
Sweetie Belle: AAH!! *Running away*
Sean: *Shoots Sweetie Belle*
Rarity: Sweetie Belle!!
Sean: *Shoots Rarity in the eye*
Rarity: AAH!! *Dies*
Sweetie Belle: Rarity? *dies*
Nazis: There are più ponies at the train station.
Sean: Then let's go kill them. *runs to train station*
Nazis: *Following Sean*
Celestia: We need to get out of here.
arcobaleno Dash: I can't let Sean stay like this. He'll kill everypony!
Celestia: te can't face him alone.
arcobaleno Dash: I think I can. *Flies towards Sean*
Nazis: Pony! *Shooting at arcobaleno Dash*
arcobaleno Dash: *Dodging bullets, and kicking Nazis*
Nazis: *Shoot each other*
Sean: *Looks back* Get her!
arcobaleno Dash: *Looks at Sean, then flies away*
Sean: *running 300 miles an hour*
arcobaleno Dash: *Flies upwards*
Sean: *Jumps on superiore, in alto of building, and jumps from rooftop going very high*
arcobaleno Dash: *Looks at Sean*
Sean: *grabs arcobaleno Dash*
arcobaleno Dash: *Struggles to escape*
Sean: *Throws arcobaleno Dash into window*
arcobaleno Dash: *Stuck in window*
Sean: *Pulls arcobaleno Dash out of window*
arcobaleno Dash: *Very hurt*
Sean: *Punching arcobaleno Dash*
arcobaleno Dash: *Barely standing*
Sean: *grabs arcobaleno Dash's tail*
arcobaleno Dash: Uh oh.
Sean: *Swinging arcobaleno Dash around*
arcobaleno Dash: Whoooa!!
Sean: *Throws arcobaleno Dash into tree*
arcobaleno Dash: *Knocked out*
Celestia: That's enough!
Sean: *Grabs machine gun*
Celestia: *About to use magic*
Sean: *Kills Celestia*
Celestia's magic went towards Fluttershy
Fluttershy: *gets hit da magic*
applejack & Pinkie Pie: *Taking cover*
Fluttershy: *Dies*
Applejack: We better get out of here.
Pinkie Pie: Right te are. *Running away*
Applejack: *Following Pinkie Pie*
Sean: *Laughing* All of Equestria will be mine!! *Laughing*
Nazis: We must segnala back to Canterlot.
Sean: Got it *grabs chaos emerald*
Nazis: *Gather around Sean*
Sean: Chaos control *teleports himself, and Nazis to Canterlot*
arcobaleno Dash: *wakes up* Oh no. Discord got my boyfriend to become evil, and destroy Ponyville. Now they're heading for Canterlot. *Looks at her wounds* I gotta go find Zecora. Hopefully, she's not dead.
arcobaleno Dash went to Zecora's as fast as she could. When she arrived, she saw Zecora's hut in a mess.
arcobaleno Dash: *Enters hut* Hello? Zecora?
Zecora: Who's there?
arcobaleno Dash: *Sees Zecora* It's me.
Zecora: Ah, arcobaleno Dash, so nice to see you. But where are your friends? Have they come too?
arcobaleno Dash: They're all dead Zecora.
Zecora: Oh no.
arcobaleno Dash: What happened to your hut?
Zecora: Nazi Forces killed me. But I fooled them with a potion I drank, as te can see.
arcobaleno Dash: Okay. I need your help. Discord got Sean The Hedgehog to unisciti his army, and now he's killing everypony. da now, he's probably in Canterlot.
Zecora: Did te say, someone was discorded?
arcobaleno Dash: Yeah, my boyfriend Sean the hedgehog.
Zecora: I must make a potion for him to drink. Meanwhile, te must think. We need a plan to attack Canterlot.
arcobaleno Dash: Ok. What about my injuries?
Zecora: I will fix those too.
arcobaleno Dash: Thank te Zecora.
In Canterlot.
Robotnik: How wonderful. Discord's men now have control of Ponyville, which will allow us to go straight into Manehattan.
Twilight: Man, what's so important about Manehattan?
Robotnik: Equestria's stock exchange. We take that over, and everypony in all of Equestria will be bankrupt.
Shadow: It's a very good plan Doctor. However, I have one question.
Robotnik: Go ahead Shadow.
Shadow: What if someone arrives, and get's Sean out of the discorded stage?
Robotnik: No one will do that. As long as he is discorded, he will remain that way. He'll help us kill ponies, and then when the killing is over, we take over a city. Not too hard, huh?
Sean: No.
Shadow: Of course not.
Twilight: Yo, I'm cool with it.
Robotnik: Wunderbar. te three must tell Gilda, and Chrysalis about this right away.
In another room.
Gilda: *sitting near Chrysalis*
Chrysalis: *farting for five seconds*
Gilda: I am going to the other side of the room now. *Walks to other side of room*
Chrysalis: I didn't mean to do that, but I can do some on purpose if you'd like. *farts loudly*
Gilda: *Becomes unconscious*
Sean: *Walks in with Shadow, and Twilight* We just recieved news from Dr. Robotnik.
Chrysalis: What are we doing?
Sean: Taking over Manehattan.
Shadow: And don't te dare pass anymore gas along the way. Remember what Robotnik told you.
Chrysalis: Yeah, whatever. Save it for the battle, blah blah blah.
arcobaleno Dash, and Zecora arrived at Canterlot. They were surprised to see Pinkie Pie, and Applejack.
arcobaleno Dash: I thought te two got killed.
Pinkie Pie: Nein. We ran away as soon as we saw Celestia die.
Applejack: *Sees Zecora* Zecora, so glad to see you. Have te two brought the other ponies back to life before coming here?
arcobaleno Dash: Oh, damnit I forgot!
Zecora: That's alright. I will teleport there with another potion, and bring your Friends back to life.
Applejack: Will te get back in time?
Zecora: I should be able to. I have a lot of the teleportation potion.
arcobaleno Dash: Good. Thank te so much Zecora.
Applejack: Yeah. arcobaleno Dash is retarded.
arcobaleno Dash: Shut the fuck up Applejack.
Zecora: *teleports to Ponyville*
Pinkie Pie: What do we do while we wait for Zecora?
Applejack: We wait.
Speaking of waiting, let's see what we have to go through, just to get airplanes ready for bombing a town.
Robotnik: Hurry up.
Nazis: *Loading bombs on airplane*
Robotnik: I swear, these Nazis take too long to prepare an attack.
Sean: Allow me Robotnik. *Carrying two bombs*
Shadow: What are te doing?
Sean: *Loads bombs into airplane*
Shadow: If he can do that, so can I. *Carrying two bombs* Whoa, they're heavier then I thought, *about to fall over*
Sean: *Grabs both bombs* Why don't te leave it to me?
Shadow: *Embarrassed* Right.
Sean: *Loads bombs onto airplane*
Robotnik: Wunderbar. You're so efficient Sean. I'm glad te are discorded, and part of our army.
Sean: I'm glad to be discorded. *carrying two più bombs* Twilight, see if te can use your magic to get the rest of the bombs.
Twilight: te got it man. *Uses magic to carry bombs*
Sean: *Loads bomb into airplane* Good, now put all of them into that airplane over there. *Points to airplane successivo to the one he is in*
Twilight: *Putting bombs in airplane that Sean is pointing too*
Sean: Excellent.
Robotnik: A good kommandant as well.
Sean: Danke. Are we ready to bomb Manehattan?
Robotnik: Ja. There are four airplanes, get in whichever one te want.
So we each got in an airplane, and prepared for takeoff.
Applejack: *Laying in grass*
Pinkie Pie: ciao Applejack. Have te ever had an mela, apple in caramel?
Applejack: No. Have te Rainbow?
arcobaleno Dash: Nope. I'll bet Pinkie Pie has though.
Pinkie Pie: Ja. They're delicious. When we're done battling, I'll make one of those for you.
Applejack: I appreciate that Pinkie.
arcobaleno Dash: Yeah, thanks.
Soon, they saw airplanes leaving Canterlot.
Applejack: Where are they heading?
Pinkie Pie: I don't know, but I do know they're going north.
arcobaleno Dash: I hope Zecora gets here soon.
Zecora was at Ponyville.
Zecora: *Bringing Fluttershy, and Rarity back to life.
Fluttershy & Rarity: *Wake up*
Rarity: Oh, what happened?
Zecora: te were killed, but I have brought te back to life with a potion. *gives potion to Fluttershy* Use this to bring every dead pony back to life.
Fluttershy: Ok.
Zecora: And te Rarity, must bring everypony back to life with your magic.
Rarity: Alright. What are te going to do?
Zecora: I must go back to Canterlot, and help the rest of your Friends get Sean back to normal.
Fluttershy: What's wrong with him?
Zecora: He's discorded.
Rarity: Oh yes, I remember. That's why he killed everypony here.
Zecora: Hurry now. Everypony must be brought back to life.
Fluttershy: We're on it.
Zecora: *Swallows teleportaion potion, and returns to Canterlot*
arcobaleno Dash: Zecora. Thank god you're here. The Nazis just had some airplanes leaving.
Applejack: We don't know where they're heading.
Zecora: I think they're going to Manehattan.
Pinkie Pie: Why Manehattan?
Zecora: The stock exchange. If they destroy that, we'll all be bankrupt.
arcobaleno Dash: Then we gotta teleport on one of those airplanes.
Zecora: Ok. Everyone must drink a small amount. *drinks potion*
Pinkie Pie: *drinks potion*
Applejack: *drink potion*
arcobaleno Dash: *drinks potion*
Soon, the three ponies, and zebra teleported onto one of the airplanes.
Sean: *Waiting to drop bombs*
arcobaleno Dash: We're on the same plane that Sean is on.
Zecora: Good. Now with yet another potion, we can turn him back into normal.
Sean: *Sees Zecora* Intruder!
arcobaleno Dash: *Tackles Sean*
Sean: *Falls on ground*
arcobaleno Dash: The potion, quickly!
Zecora: *grabs potion* This is it, be careful.
Sean: *Pushes arcobaleno Dash off of him*
Zecora: I was about to throw it to Rainbow, but she was too much of a pussy to keep him from escaping.
arcobaleno Dash: Hey!
Sean: *Grabs gun*
arcobaleno Dash: Here we go again.
Zecora: *Throws potion into Sean's mouth*
Sean: *choking*
Applejack: Oh shit. What did te do?
Zecora: He must ingoiare, inghiottire the potion, o it won't work.
Sean: *spits potion*
Pinkie Pie: Do it again.
Zecora: *Throws potion into Sean's mouth*
Sean: *Drinks potion* hey, this stuff tastes good. I must have più before I kill you.
Zecora: da all means. *Gives potion to Sean*
Sean: *Drinks più of the potion*
Then suddenly, I turned back to normal.
Sean: Ugh, *holding head* What happened?
Pinkie Pie: te were discorded.
Sean: I can't see.
Zecora: Your eye sight will turn back to normal soon.
Sean: Where am I?
arcobaleno Dash: On an airplane.
Sean: *hears arcobaleno Dash* Who are you? *Gets eyesight back*
arcobaleno Dash: Someone who loves you.
Sean: *Sees arcobaleno Dash* Dash?
arcobaleno Dash: You're back to normal! *Hugs Sean*
Sean: *Hugs back* I'm so sorry about what happened.
arcobaleno Dash: It wasn't your fault. We need to get off this thing.
Sean: But first, we gotta destroy the other airplanes.
arcobaleno Dash: They're close to Manehattan.
Sean: We gotta act quickly. *grabs bomb*
Applejack: What are te going to do?
Sean: Throw this bomb at one of the planes. One of te must take over, and get us away from here.
Applejack: I got it.
arcobaleno Dash: I can try, and fly onto one of those airplanes.
Sean: Go for it. Zecora, do te have anymore of that teleportation potion left?
Zecora: Yes.
Sean: Then teleport onto one of those planes, and take out the pilot.
Applejack: *Takes over plane* I'm flying above one of the planes.
Sean: Ok. I'll throw the bomb onto that plane then. *Opens hatch*
Shadow: *Notices plane above him* What?
Sean: *drops bomb*
Shadow: Turn left!
Pilot: Why?
Shadow: A bomb is going to fall on us!
But it was too late. Shadow's plane blew up.
Twilight: *Sees explosion* Man, what was dat?
Pilot: One of the planes blew up.
arcobaleno Dash: *Flies on* Hello sister.
Twilight: Ha, you're gonna try, and fight me again? te ain't gonna win.
arcobaleno Dash: I think I can *Kicks Twilight*
Twilight: Ow *Heads towards cockpit*
arcobaleno Dash: *Kicks Twilight into cockpit*
Twilight: *goes towards pilot*
Pilot: We better land.
Twilight: No man, keep going. That stock exchange must blow up.
arcobaleno Dash: *Knocks out Twilight* Alright. Turn this thing around, o I'll do the same thing to you.
Pilot: Okay. *turns plane around*
Meanwhile, on the plane Zecora was on.
Zecora: *teleports da Gilda, and Queen Chrysalis*
Gilda: What are te doing here te dumb pony?
Zecora: I'm a zebra! *attacking Gilda*
Queen Chrysalis: Leave her alone! *About to kick Zecora*
Zecora: *Ducks*
Queen Chrysalis: *Kicks Gilda*
Gilda: *Falls on pilot*
Pilot: Ah! *K.O'd*
Zecora: *enters cockpit*
Queen Chrysalis: Make this stop! *Falls out*
Zecora: *Turns plane around*
We successfully stopped the attack on Manehattan.
Sean: *On radio* Celestia. Do te copy?
Celestia: Sean, is that you?
Sean: Yes. I'm no longer Discorded, and will be heading to your position. Let us know where to land.
Celestia: Go to the airport in Canterlot. We have repelled Nazi Forces, and have regained control of Canterlot.
Sean: Sounds good. Dash, Zecora, we're going to the Canterlot airport. Follow Applejack.
Applejack: *Flies to airport*
arcobaleno Dash & Zecora: *Follows Applejack*
We arrived at the Canterlot airport, and saw Celestia waiting for us.
Sean: *Exits airplane*
Applejack: *Exits airplane*
Pinkie Pie: *Exits airplane*
Zecora: *Exits airplane*
Celestia: I'm glad to see te all arrived safely.
Sean: Thank you. We tried our hardest.
arcobaleno Dash: They weren't enough to stop us.
Celestia: Alright. Now, to head into my castle, and plan for our successivo mission. *teleports everyone into castle*
Sean: Feels like I haven't been here in a while.
arcobaleno Dash: Nazi Forces have had control of this castello for a long time.
Celestia: And now, we have control of the castle.
Applejack: What about our mission?
Celestia: We will try to take my old castello from Discord again.
Sean: Hopefully, I don't have to go there da myself.
Celestia: Of course not. I'm sorry for having te deal with that torturous event.
Sean: Ah, that's alright. My Friends turned me back to normal, and we're going to teach Discord a lesson.
Pinkie Pie: What if he gets all of us discorded?
Sean: Impossible. If we all work together, he won't be able to defeat us.
Meanwhile, in Discord's base.
Discord: *Hears phone ring* Ah, that must be Robotnik, sharing the good news with me. *Picks up phone* Hello?
Robotnik: Discord! I've got terrible news!
Discord: *Frowns* What happened?
Robotnik: Some of Sean's Friends turned him back to normal, and he prevented my army from bombing Manehattan.
Discord: Well, what are we going to do?
Robotnik: Keep fighting them. If they refuse to surrender, we must kill them.
Italian Soldier: Sir, Sean the hedgehog is coming here with reinforcements.
Discord: Well don't just stand there, kill them!
Italian Soldier: Yes sir.
Discord: As for te Robotnik, get as many of your men to come here as quickly as te can.
Robotnik: I will do that right now.
Discord: Good *Hangs up*
Robotnik: Alright. Get into Ponyville now! Discord's army is going to need our help!
Nazis: *Saluting* Heil Robotnik!
da the time we arrived at Ponyville, the Italians were waiting for us.
Sean: Take cover, before they see us. *Hiding da wall*
Celestia: *Waiting da cart*
arcobaleno Dash: *waiting successivo to Celestia*
Pinkie Pie & Applejack: *Go into abandoned building*
Zecora: *Behind Sean*
Italians: *See nothing* Torniamo alla base. *Walking away*
Sean: *Whispering* sposta up.
Celestia: *Whispers to Pinkie Pie & Applejack* sposta up.
Pinkie Pie: *Leaves abandoned building*
Sean: *Moves up*
Others: *following Sean*
Italians: *walk into everfree forest*
Sean: Follow them back to the base. Do not engage.
Queen Chrysalis: *Sees Sean, and his friends* Oh, Dr.
Robotnik: What now?
Queen Chrysalis: I found Sean the hedgehog.
Robotnik: Good. Much of my men will arrive soon. Keep Sean's Friends busy until the Nazis arrive.
Queen Chrysalis: With pleasure.
Sean: *Hears Chrysalis* What was that?
arcobaleno Dash: *Sees Chrysalis* It's Queen Chrysalis!
Sean: Who?
Queen Chrysalis: *About to attack*
Sean: *Punches Chrysalis*
Queen Chrysalis: Don't touch me! I will fuck te up, te hear me?! I will fuck te up!!
Sean: *Knocks out Queen Chrysalis*
Nazis: *Arriving*
Sean: We better hurry before they catch up to us. *runs into everfree forest*
arcobaleno Dash: *Follows*
Pinkie Pie: *Follows*
Applejack: *Follows*
Zecora: *Follows*
Celestia: *follows*
We get towards Discord's base.
Sean: A lot of guards there.
Italian Soldiers: *Patrolling castle*
Sean: *Setting up machine gun*
Celestia: On my go, fuoco when ready.
Pinkie Pie & Applejack: *Carrying assault rifles*
arcobaleno Dash: *carrying P90*
Zecora: *Carrying shotgun*
Celestia: Now!
We start shooting at the Italians. Discord was in his office when he heard the shooting.
Discord: What is happening?
Italians: *Running to defensive positions*
Discord: *Sees Sean, and others attacking* Why wasn't I told about this?
Italian Soldier: te told us to atttack any intruders as soon as possible. We had no time to tell you.
Discord: Then continue the shooting.
Sean: *Shoots two Italian Soldiers*
Celestia: sposta up. *Goes to door*
Sean: *Follows*
Discord: They're advancing. Do not let them get any closer.
Italians: *Go downstairs*
Applejack: *Kicks door open*
Italians: *Firing guns*
All of us were taking cover.
Zecora: *Grabs grenade*
Italians: *getting closer*
Pinkie Pie: *Knocks out a soldier*
arcobaleno Dash: *Shoots four soldiers*
Discord: Go, get out there now!
Two italian Soldiers: *run towards door*
Zecora: *Pulls pin, and throws grenade*
Italians: *Running away*
Discord: What are te running away from?
Suddenly, an explosion occurred.
Discord: Oh, now I see why te ran away.
Italians: *Holding onto Discord tightly*
Discord: Get off me, and fight!
Italians: Why don't te help us Discord?
Discord: No, I'm far too busy to do that.
Sean: *Walks in* Get down, now!
Discord: *Lays down*
Italians: *Laying down*
Celestia: te are underarrest for murder, and I believe te also discorded a very good friend of mine.
Robotnik: Not so fast!
Sean: Robotnik?!
Robotnik: Drop the weapons, o we kill you.
Sean: *Sighs* Do what he says.
Celestia: But-
Sean: Now!
All of us drop our weapons.
Robotnik: I sentence te all to a new concentration camp that I have created in another place called Germaneigh.
Nazis: *Arresting Sean, Pinkie, arcobaleno Dash, Applejack, Zecora, and Celestia*
Robotnik: Put them in the airplanes, and take them to the camp.
Nazis: Ja, mien fuehrer.
So this was it. We got arrested, and now we were going to a prison camp far away, but that's another story.
The End.
Hedgehog In Ponyville Episode 9
Discorded
Being a war hero in a town where everyone likes te is a good thing. Everywhere I go, I see a friend. Everytime I need help with something, I ask them. I've also been promoted from captain to major.
We took back Ponyville from Nazi Forces, and Celestia was breifing me on my new assignment in Twilight's former library.
Celestia: Discord now has an army of his own. He has time traveled into the secondo world war in a planet called Earth, and gathered an army of italian humans.
Sean: Hm, I wonder why he chose italians.
During part of the Return Of Harmony episode Discord detto the word Arrivederci, and just because of that he needed italians. With that out of the way, I had to focus on my assignment.
Sean: Where does Discord have his army set up?
Celestia: They have rebuilt my old castello in the Everfree Forest, and are using that as their headquarters.
Sean: Am I going alone?
Celestia: Yes. te need stealth to wipe out that entire army.
Sean: I won't let te down Princess. *salutes*
Meanwhile in Canterlot.
Nazis: *Marching down street*
Robotnik: *Arrives* I've brought più reinforcements, but I've heard te let Sean the hedgehog escape.
Twilight: Man it wasn't my fault! Much of the soldiers that were in Bethlehem with me were retards.
Robotnik: I can't let te talk poorly about my army.
Twilight: Whatever man. They're in Ponyville, and I just got word from Discord that the pony Alliance are making plans to attack.
Robotnik: Then we must get ready.
Gilda: And we will help you.
Robotnik: Who are you, and what do te mean da "we will help you?"
Gilda: Me, and the griffons.
Queen Chrysalis: And don't forget about the changelings. *Farts*
Robotnik: Ugh! *Covers nose* Save that for the battle. That could kill someone.
Queen Chrysalis: Sorry Doctor.
Suddenly the phone rings
Twilight: Man hold up *Picks up phone* Man, who's dis?
Discord: It's me Discord. I have a plan to destroy all of Equestria.
Twilight: And that is?
Discord: We get help from Sean the hedgehog.
Twilight: And how are we going to get Sean to help us?
Discord: I will have him discorded. Just like what I did to your Friends a while back.
Twilight: Damn, I forgot about that.
Discord: Are te pleased to be working with me now?
Twilight: Man, as long as those ponies representing the elements of harmony die, yes.
Discord: Don't worry. Once Sean becomes discorded, he will kill everyone we tell him to.
Along the way to Discord's new headquarters...
Applebloom: We need your help putting up the lights.
Sean: Alright, but we gotta make it quick. I have to do something very important for Celestia.
Song: link
Ponies: The first thing of Natale that's such a pain to me, is finding a Natale tree. The secondo thing of Natale that's such a pain to me.
Sean: Rigging up the lights.
Ponies: And finding a Natale tree. The third thing of Natale that's such a pain to me.
Scootaloo: Hangovers.
Sean: Rigging up the lights.
Ponies: And finding a Natale tree. The fourth thing of Natale that's such a pain to me.
Granny Smith: Sending Natale cards.
Scootaloo: Hangovers
Sean: *On stepladder* Rigging up the lights.
Ponies: And finding a Natale tree. The fifth thing of Natale that's such a pain to me, five months of bills!
Granny Smith: Sending Natale cards
Scootaloo: *Drinking beer* Hangovers
Sean: *On roof* Rigging up the lights
Ponies: And finding a Natale tree. The sixth thing of Natale that's such a pain to me.
Rarity: Facing my in-laws.
Ponies: Five months of bills!
Granny Smith: Oh, I hate those Natale cards.
Scootaloo: Hangovers.
Sean: *falls through ceiling successivo to Scootaloo* RIGGING UP THESE LIGHTS!!
Ponies: And finding a Natale tree. The seventh thing of Natale that's such a pain to me.
Prince Blueblood: The Salvation army.
Rarity: Facing my in-laws.
Ponies: Five months of bills.
Granny Smith: Sending Natale cards
Scootaloo: Oh geez *putting lights in box*
Sean: I'M TRYING TO RIG UP THESE LIGHTS!!
Ponies: And finding a Natale tree. The eighth thing of Natale that's such a pain to me.
Sweetie Belle: I wanna Transformer for Christmas!
Prince Blueblood: Charities *points at Rarity* And what do te mean your in-laws?
Ponies: Five months of bills.
Granny Smith: Oh, making out these cards.
Scootaloo: Uh, get me a beer, huh?
Sean: What, we got no extension cords?!
Ponies: And finding a Natale tree. The ninth thing of Natale that's such a pain to me.
Big Mac: Finding parking spaces
Sweetie Belle: Daddy, I want some candy.
Prince Blueblood: Donations!
Rarity: Facing my In-laws.
Ponies: Five months of bills.
Granny Smith: Scrivere out those Natale cards.
Scootaloo: Hangovers.
Sean: *Back outside* Now why the hell aren't they blinking?!
Ponies: And finding a Natale tree. The tenth thing of Natale that's such a pain to me.
Fluttershy: Batteries not included.
Big Mac: No parking spaces.
Sweetie Belle: Buy me something!
Prince Blueblood: *Pushes Sweetie Belle* Get a job te bum!
Rarity: Facing my In-laws.
Ponies: Five months of bills.
Granny Smith: Yo, ho. Sending Natale cards.
Scootaloo: *staring at vomit* Oh geez, look at this.
Sean: *Puts one light out*One light goes out, they all go out!!
Ponies: And finding a Natale tree. The eleventh thing of Natale that's such a pain to me.
Soarin: Stale TV Specials
Fluttershy: Batteries not included.
Big Mac: No parking spaces.
Sweetie Belle: Mom, I gotta go to the bathroom!
Prince Blueblood: Charities!
Rarity: *Hiding in bathroom* She's a witch, I hate her.
Ponies: Five months of bills.
Granny Smith: Oh, I don't even know half these people.
Scootaloo: *Shitting* Who's got the toilet paper?
Sean: GET A FLASHLIGHT, I BLEW A FUSE!
Ponies: And finding a Natale tree. The twelth thing of Natale that's such a pain to me.
Royal Guards: Canto Natale carols.
Soarin: Stale TV Specials.
Fluttershy: Batteries not included.
Big Mac: No parking!
Sweetie Belle: *Crying*
Prince Blueblood: Charities.
Rarity: Gotta make 'em dinner.
Ponies: Five months of bills!
Granny Smith: I'm not sending them this year, that's it.
Scootaloo: Shut up you.
Sean: Fine, YOU'RE SO SMART, te RIG UP THE LIGHTS!!
Ponies: And finding a Natale tree.
Trixie: *Steals Natale tree*
After the song ended, I left everypony, and went into the Everfree Forest
I was carrying a M249 machine gun, and a .44 magnum. I had to stop Discord's army from doing any damage, and that's exactly what I was going to do.
Italians: *resting in castle*
Sean: *Walking up towards Castle*
Italian Soldier: *Spots Sean* I see him.
Italians: E 'quasi qui, preparatevi!
Sean: *hears shouting* Italians. They really Amore shouting at each other.
Italian Soldier: *Throws grenade*
Sean: Whoa *Runs away*
Italian Soldier: Gettare più granate!
Italians: *Gathering grenades*
Sean: *Shoots Italian soldier da window*
Italian Soldier: *Dies while pulling pin on grenade*
Italian Captain: merda
Suddenly, an explosion occurred. It was big, and killed everyone da the door. Speaking of the door, it opened da itself from the explosion.
Sean: *Rushes in*
Italians: *Shoots at Sean*
Sean: *Hiding da wall*
Italians: *getting closer on both sides*
Sean: *Shoots Italians in front of him*
Italians in front of Sean: *Die*
Italians Behind Sean: *Going slower towards him*
Sean: Hmm. *Turns around quickly, and kills italians behind him*
più Italian Soldiers: *Arrive* Surrender.
Sean: Ha! Like te think I'm going to give up that easily?
Discord: *Shows up out of nowhere* No. That's why I am going to Discord you.
Sean: *Laughing*
Discord: *Confused*
Italians: *Shrug*
Sean: Hahahaha! No way. te think te can actually Discord me? That's the best joke I've ever heard. Please, if you're going to threaten me with death, at least make it realistic. Not a joke.
Discord: That was realistic.
Italian Soldier: *Tries to shoot Sean*
Italian Captain: *Hits Soldier* Cessate il fuoco! Chiunque altro che cerca di sparare Sean sarà girato.
Italian Soldiers: *Put pistole away*
Sean: te really think te can have me Discorded?
Discord: Oh yes. It's very easy. Everypony hear despises you. They really hated your guts since te arrived to their world. te should go back to Mobius, but first you're going to do something for me?
Sean: And who's going to make me do all that for you?
Discord: *Puts finger on Sean's head* I am.
Sean: *becoming Discorded*
Discord: Now, here is what I want te to do. Go to Ponyville, and kill everypony te see, except for Nazis, Griffons, Changelings, me, Twilight Sparkle, Robotnik, o Shadow The Hedgehog.
Sean: Shadow's here. Cool.
Discord: Yes. Do te know what to do?
Sean: Yes sir.
I was now discorded, and taking orders from Discord.
Discord: *On phone* Yes, I know this line is for Nazi use only.
Operator: Then get off if you're not a Nazi.
Discord: I am Discord. Get Robotnik on the phone, and tell him who's on.
Operator: Discord?
Discord: Yes, Discord.
Operator: Why didn't te just say so? I'll get Robotnik for te quickly.
Discord: Thank you.
Robotnik: Ja? Is that te Discord?
Discord: It's me. Sean is Discorded, and now works for us.
Robotnik: Wunderbar. You've done a very great job.
Discord: Thank te very much.
Meanwhile in Canterlot
arcobaleno Dash: *With her friends* I hope Celestia is able to help us.
Rarity: Yes, we haven't seen Sean since we were Canto a song about Christmas.
Fluttershy: I saw him go into the Everfree Forest.
Applejack: What would he be doing there?
Pinkie Pie: No idea, but Celestia might know.
arcobaleno Dash: Ok. *Takes a deep breath* Here we go. *Opens door*
Celestia: Ah, hello there. What can I help te with?
arcobaleno Dash: Have te seen Sean anywhere?
Celestia: I sent him on a mission to defeat Discord.
Mane 5: da himself?!
Celestia: Have te seen him?
arcobaleno Dash: No. Have you?
Celestia: No. He hasn't reported back to me.
Fluttershy: He's probably in trouble.
Applejack: o maybe dead.
arcobaleno Dash: I hope he isn't dead. We gotta go find him now!
Song: link
Sean: *Loading guns* *walks slowly towards motorcycle* Time to kill. *Rides on motorcycle*
Police: *Not far away*
Sean: *Passing police car*
Police: We've got a fast bike that just passed our position.
Sean: *Going very fast*
Police: *Following Sean*
Sean: *shoots tire on police car*
Police: *Flip car, and heading towards Sean*
Sean: *Jumps off bike, and runs very fast*
Police: *Crush bike*
Sean: *Lifting building*
Ponies: *Screaming*
Sean: *Throws building at police*
Police: *Die*
più ponies: *Running away*
Sean: *Shoots a pony's head off*
Surviving officer: *calling back up*
Police Captain: Sorry, we can't do that.
Sean: *Kills surviving officer*
Trixie: *tries to cast a spell*
Sean: *Punches Trixie*
Trixie: *forgets spell*
Sean: *runs towards Carousel Botique*
Ponies: *Begin to try, and fight back*
Meanwhile in Canterlot
arcobaleno Dash: *Flying very fast to Ponyville*
Celestia, Applejack, Pinkie Pie, Rarity, Fluttershy: *Following arcobaleno Dash*
Sean: *Punches Trixie*
Trixie: *Dies*
Sean: *Punches Thunderlane*
Thunderlane: *Dies*
Sean: *Punches Doctor Whooves*
Doctor Whooves: *dies*
Sean: *Punches Lyra*
Lyra: *Dies*
Sean: *Punches Bonbon*
Bonbon: *dies*
Sean: *Punches Carrot Top*
Carrot Top: *dies*
News Ponies: *Filming catastrophe at sicuro, cassetta di sicurezza distance*
Meanwhile at Discord's base
Discord: *Watching news* Let's do this Robotnik: Get out there quickly.
Nazis: Heil Robotnik *runs to battlefield*
Discord: Go my italians.
Italian Soldiers: *Run to help Nazis*
Griffons: *Helping Italians, and Nazis*
Changelings: *Helping Griffons, Italians, and Nazis*
Celestia: Royal Guards, go!
Royal Guards: *Enter fight against Nazis*
Nazis: *Fighting Royal Guards*
Sean: *Kills royal guard*
Nazi: I gotta reload.
Sean: Let me deal with this. *runs towards building*
Royal Guards: Shoot the discorded hedgehog!
Sean: *Lifting building*
Royal Guards: *sees building* run!
Sean: *throws building at royal guards, which kills them all*
Celestia: *sees Sean* He's Discorded.
arcobaleno Dash: Oh no!
Applebloom: *Running towards safety*
Sean: *Chasing Applebloom*
Applebloom: AAH!
Sweetie Belle & Scootaloo: Hurry! To the albero house!
Sean: *shoots Applebloom*
Scootaloo: No!
Sean: *sees Scootaloo* te were that pony that kept getting hangovers during the first song! *blows Scootaloo's brains out*
Sweetie Belle: AAH!! *Running away*
Sean: *Shoots Sweetie Belle*
Rarity: Sweetie Belle!!
Sean: *Shoots Rarity in the eye*
Rarity: AAH!! *Dies*
Sweetie Belle: Rarity? *dies*
Nazis: There are più ponies at the train station.
Sean: Then let's go kill them. *runs to train station*
Nazis: *Following Sean*
Celestia: We need to get out of here.
arcobaleno Dash: I can't let Sean stay like this. He'll kill everypony!
Celestia: te can't face him alone.
arcobaleno Dash: I think I can. *Flies towards Sean*
Nazis: Pony! *Shooting at arcobaleno Dash*
arcobaleno Dash: *Dodging bullets, and kicking Nazis*
Nazis: *Shoot each other*
Sean: *Looks back* Get her!
arcobaleno Dash: *Looks at Sean, then flies away*
Sean: *running 300 miles an hour*
arcobaleno Dash: *Flies upwards*
Sean: *Jumps on superiore, in alto of building, and jumps from rooftop going very high*
arcobaleno Dash: *Looks at Sean*
Sean: *grabs arcobaleno Dash*
arcobaleno Dash: *Struggles to escape*
Sean: *Throws arcobaleno Dash into window*
arcobaleno Dash: *Stuck in window*
Sean: *Pulls arcobaleno Dash out of window*
arcobaleno Dash: *Very hurt*
Sean: *Punching arcobaleno Dash*
arcobaleno Dash: *Barely standing*
Sean: *grabs arcobaleno Dash's tail*
arcobaleno Dash: Uh oh.
Sean: *Swinging arcobaleno Dash around*
arcobaleno Dash: Whoooa!!
Sean: *Throws arcobaleno Dash into tree*
arcobaleno Dash: *Knocked out*
Celestia: That's enough!
Sean: *Grabs machine gun*
Celestia: *About to use magic*
Sean: *Kills Celestia*
Celestia's magic went towards Fluttershy
Fluttershy: *gets hit da magic*
applejack & Pinkie Pie: *Taking cover*
Fluttershy: *Dies*
Applejack: We better get out of here.
Pinkie Pie: Right te are. *Running away*
Applejack: *Following Pinkie Pie*
Sean: *Laughing* All of Equestria will be mine!! *Laughing*
Nazis: We must segnala back to Canterlot.
Sean: Got it *grabs chaos emerald*
Nazis: *Gather around Sean*
Sean: Chaos control *teleports himself, and Nazis to Canterlot*
arcobaleno Dash: *wakes up* Oh no. Discord got my boyfriend to become evil, and destroy Ponyville. Now they're heading for Canterlot. *Looks at her wounds* I gotta go find Zecora. Hopefully, she's not dead.
arcobaleno Dash went to Zecora's as fast as she could. When she arrived, she saw Zecora's hut in a mess.
arcobaleno Dash: *Enters hut* Hello? Zecora?
Zecora: Who's there?
arcobaleno Dash: *Sees Zecora* It's me.
Zecora: Ah, arcobaleno Dash, so nice to see you. But where are your friends? Have they come too?
arcobaleno Dash: They're all dead Zecora.
Zecora: Oh no.
arcobaleno Dash: What happened to your hut?
Zecora: Nazi Forces killed me. But I fooled them with a potion I drank, as te can see.
arcobaleno Dash: Okay. I need your help. Discord got Sean The Hedgehog to unisciti his army, and now he's killing everypony. da now, he's probably in Canterlot.
Zecora: Did te say, someone was discorded?
arcobaleno Dash: Yeah, my boyfriend Sean the hedgehog.
Zecora: I must make a potion for him to drink. Meanwhile, te must think. We need a plan to attack Canterlot.
arcobaleno Dash: Ok. What about my injuries?
Zecora: I will fix those too.
arcobaleno Dash: Thank te Zecora.
In Canterlot.
Robotnik: How wonderful. Discord's men now have control of Ponyville, which will allow us to go straight into Manehattan.
Twilight: Man, what's so important about Manehattan?
Robotnik: Equestria's stock exchange. We take that over, and everypony in all of Equestria will be bankrupt.
Shadow: It's a very good plan Doctor. However, I have one question.
Robotnik: Go ahead Shadow.
Shadow: What if someone arrives, and get's Sean out of the discorded stage?
Robotnik: No one will do that. As long as he is discorded, he will remain that way. He'll help us kill ponies, and then when the killing is over, we take over a city. Not too hard, huh?
Sean: No.
Shadow: Of course not.
Twilight: Yo, I'm cool with it.
Robotnik: Wunderbar. te three must tell Gilda, and Chrysalis about this right away.
In another room.
Gilda: *sitting near Chrysalis*
Chrysalis: *farting for five seconds*
Gilda: I am going to the other side of the room now. *Walks to other side of room*
Chrysalis: I didn't mean to do that, but I can do some on purpose if you'd like. *farts loudly*
Gilda: *Becomes unconscious*
Sean: *Walks in with Shadow, and Twilight* We just recieved news from Dr. Robotnik.
Chrysalis: What are we doing?
Sean: Taking over Manehattan.
Shadow: And don't te dare pass anymore gas along the way. Remember what Robotnik told you.
Chrysalis: Yeah, whatever. Save it for the battle, blah blah blah.
arcobaleno Dash, and Zecora arrived at Canterlot. They were surprised to see Pinkie Pie, and Applejack.
arcobaleno Dash: I thought te two got killed.
Pinkie Pie: Nein. We ran away as soon as we saw Celestia die.
Applejack: *Sees Zecora* Zecora, so glad to see you. Have te two brought the other ponies back to life before coming here?
arcobaleno Dash: Oh, damnit I forgot!
Zecora: That's alright. I will teleport there with another potion, and bring your Friends back to life.
Applejack: Will te get back in time?
Zecora: I should be able to. I have a lot of the teleportation potion.
arcobaleno Dash: Good. Thank te so much Zecora.
Applejack: Yeah. arcobaleno Dash is retarded.
arcobaleno Dash: Shut the fuck up Applejack.
Zecora: *teleports to Ponyville*
Pinkie Pie: What do we do while we wait for Zecora?
Applejack: We wait.
Speaking of waiting, let's see what we have to go through, just to get airplanes ready for bombing a town.
Robotnik: Hurry up.
Nazis: *Loading bombs on airplane*
Robotnik: I swear, these Nazis take too long to prepare an attack.
Sean: Allow me Robotnik. *Carrying two bombs*
Shadow: What are te doing?
Sean: *Loads bombs into airplane*
Shadow: If he can do that, so can I. *Carrying two bombs* Whoa, they're heavier then I thought, *about to fall over*
Sean: *Grabs both bombs* Why don't te leave it to me?
Shadow: *Embarrassed* Right.
Sean: *Loads bombs onto airplane*
Robotnik: Wunderbar. You're so efficient Sean. I'm glad te are discorded, and part of our army.
Sean: I'm glad to be discorded. *carrying two più bombs* Twilight, see if te can use your magic to get the rest of the bombs.
Twilight: te got it man. *Uses magic to carry bombs*
Sean: *Loads bomb into airplane* Good, now put all of them into that airplane over there. *Points to airplane successivo to the one he is in*
Twilight: *Putting bombs in airplane that Sean is pointing too*
Sean: Excellent.
Robotnik: A good kommandant as well.
Sean: Danke. Are we ready to bomb Manehattan?
Robotnik: Ja. There are four airplanes, get in whichever one te want.
So we each got in an airplane, and prepared for takeoff.
Applejack: *Laying in grass*
Pinkie Pie: ciao Applejack. Have te ever had an mela, apple in caramel?
Applejack: No. Have te Rainbow?
arcobaleno Dash: Nope. I'll bet Pinkie Pie has though.
Pinkie Pie: Ja. They're delicious. When we're done battling, I'll make one of those for you.
Applejack: I appreciate that Pinkie.
arcobaleno Dash: Yeah, thanks.
Soon, they saw airplanes leaving Canterlot.
Applejack: Where are they heading?
Pinkie Pie: I don't know, but I do know they're going north.
arcobaleno Dash: I hope Zecora gets here soon.
Zecora was at Ponyville.
Zecora: *Bringing Fluttershy, and Rarity back to life.
Fluttershy & Rarity: *Wake up*
Rarity: Oh, what happened?
Zecora: te were killed, but I have brought te back to life with a potion. *gives potion to Fluttershy* Use this to bring every dead pony back to life.
Fluttershy: Ok.
Zecora: And te Rarity, must bring everypony back to life with your magic.
Rarity: Alright. What are te going to do?
Zecora: I must go back to Canterlot, and help the rest of your Friends get Sean back to normal.
Fluttershy: What's wrong with him?
Zecora: He's discorded.
Rarity: Oh yes, I remember. That's why he killed everypony here.
Zecora: Hurry now. Everypony must be brought back to life.
Fluttershy: We're on it.
Zecora: *Swallows teleportaion potion, and returns to Canterlot*
arcobaleno Dash: Zecora. Thank god you're here. The Nazis just had some airplanes leaving.
Applejack: We don't know where they're heading.
Zecora: I think they're going to Manehattan.
Pinkie Pie: Why Manehattan?
Zecora: The stock exchange. If they destroy that, we'll all be bankrupt.
arcobaleno Dash: Then we gotta teleport on one of those airplanes.
Zecora: Ok. Everyone must drink a small amount. *drinks potion*
Pinkie Pie: *drinks potion*
Applejack: *drink potion*
arcobaleno Dash: *drinks potion*
Soon, the three ponies, and zebra teleported onto one of the airplanes.
Sean: *Waiting to drop bombs*
arcobaleno Dash: We're on the same plane that Sean is on.
Zecora: Good. Now with yet another potion, we can turn him back into normal.
Sean: *Sees Zecora* Intruder!
arcobaleno Dash: *Tackles Sean*
Sean: *Falls on ground*
arcobaleno Dash: The potion, quickly!
Zecora: *grabs potion* This is it, be careful.
Sean: *Pushes arcobaleno Dash off of him*
Zecora: I was about to throw it to Rainbow, but she was too much of a pussy to keep him from escaping.
arcobaleno Dash: Hey!
Sean: *Grabs gun*
arcobaleno Dash: Here we go again.
Zecora: *Throws potion into Sean's mouth*
Sean: *choking*
Applejack: Oh shit. What did te do?
Zecora: He must ingoiare, inghiottire the potion, o it won't work.
Sean: *spits potion*
Pinkie Pie: Do it again.
Zecora: *Throws potion into Sean's mouth*
Sean: *Drinks potion* hey, this stuff tastes good. I must have più before I kill you.
Zecora: da all means. *Gives potion to Sean*
Sean: *Drinks più of the potion*
Then suddenly, I turned back to normal.
Sean: Ugh, *holding head* What happened?
Pinkie Pie: te were discorded.
Sean: I can't see.
Zecora: Your eye sight will turn back to normal soon.
Sean: Where am I?
arcobaleno Dash: On an airplane.
Sean: *hears arcobaleno Dash* Who are you? *Gets eyesight back*
arcobaleno Dash: Someone who loves you.
Sean: *Sees arcobaleno Dash* Dash?
arcobaleno Dash: You're back to normal! *Hugs Sean*
Sean: *Hugs back* I'm so sorry about what happened.
arcobaleno Dash: It wasn't your fault. We need to get off this thing.
Sean: But first, we gotta destroy the other airplanes.
arcobaleno Dash: They're close to Manehattan.
Sean: We gotta act quickly. *grabs bomb*
Applejack: What are te going to do?
Sean: Throw this bomb at one of the planes. One of te must take over, and get us away from here.
Applejack: I got it.
arcobaleno Dash: I can try, and fly onto one of those airplanes.
Sean: Go for it. Zecora, do te have anymore of that teleportation potion left?
Zecora: Yes.
Sean: Then teleport onto one of those planes, and take out the pilot.
Applejack: *Takes over plane* I'm flying above one of the planes.
Sean: Ok. I'll throw the bomb onto that plane then. *Opens hatch*
Shadow: *Notices plane above him* What?
Sean: *drops bomb*
Shadow: Turn left!
Pilot: Why?
Shadow: A bomb is going to fall on us!
But it was too late. Shadow's plane blew up.
Twilight: *Sees explosion* Man, what was dat?
Pilot: One of the planes blew up.
arcobaleno Dash: *Flies on* Hello sister.
Twilight: Ha, you're gonna try, and fight me again? te ain't gonna win.
arcobaleno Dash: I think I can *Kicks Twilight*
Twilight: Ow *Heads towards cockpit*
arcobaleno Dash: *Kicks Twilight into cockpit*
Twilight: *goes towards pilot*
Pilot: We better land.
Twilight: No man, keep going. That stock exchange must blow up.
arcobaleno Dash: *Knocks out Twilight* Alright. Turn this thing around, o I'll do the same thing to you.
Pilot: Okay. *turns plane around*
Meanwhile, on the plane Zecora was on.
Zecora: *teleports da Gilda, and Queen Chrysalis*
Gilda: What are te doing here te dumb pony?
Zecora: I'm a zebra! *attacking Gilda*
Queen Chrysalis: Leave her alone! *About to kick Zecora*
Zecora: *Ducks*
Queen Chrysalis: *Kicks Gilda*
Gilda: *Falls on pilot*
Pilot: Ah! *K.O'd*
Zecora: *enters cockpit*
Queen Chrysalis: Make this stop! *Falls out*
Zecora: *Turns plane around*
We successfully stopped the attack on Manehattan.
Sean: *On radio* Celestia. Do te copy?
Celestia: Sean, is that you?
Sean: Yes. I'm no longer Discorded, and will be heading to your position. Let us know where to land.
Celestia: Go to the airport in Canterlot. We have repelled Nazi Forces, and have regained control of Canterlot.
Sean: Sounds good. Dash, Zecora, we're going to the Canterlot airport. Follow Applejack.
Applejack: *Flies to airport*
arcobaleno Dash & Zecora: *Follows Applejack*
We arrived at the Canterlot airport, and saw Celestia waiting for us.
Sean: *Exits airplane*
Applejack: *Exits airplane*
Pinkie Pie: *Exits airplane*
Zecora: *Exits airplane*
Celestia: I'm glad to see te all arrived safely.
Sean: Thank you. We tried our hardest.
arcobaleno Dash: They weren't enough to stop us.
Celestia: Alright. Now, to head into my castle, and plan for our successivo mission. *teleports everyone into castle*
Sean: Feels like I haven't been here in a while.
arcobaleno Dash: Nazi Forces have had control of this castello for a long time.
Celestia: And now, we have control of the castle.
Applejack: What about our mission?
Celestia: We will try to take my old castello from Discord again.
Sean: Hopefully, I don't have to go there da myself.
Celestia: Of course not. I'm sorry for having te deal with that torturous event.
Sean: Ah, that's alright. My Friends turned me back to normal, and we're going to teach Discord a lesson.
Pinkie Pie: What if he gets all of us discorded?
Sean: Impossible. If we all work together, he won't be able to defeat us.
Meanwhile, in Discord's base.
Discord: *Hears phone ring* Ah, that must be Robotnik, sharing the good news with me. *Picks up phone* Hello?
Robotnik: Discord! I've got terrible news!
Discord: *Frowns* What happened?
Robotnik: Some of Sean's Friends turned him back to normal, and he prevented my army from bombing Manehattan.
Discord: Well, what are we going to do?
Robotnik: Keep fighting them. If they refuse to surrender, we must kill them.
Italian Soldier: Sir, Sean the hedgehog is coming here with reinforcements.
Discord: Well don't just stand there, kill them!
Italian Soldier: Yes sir.
Discord: As for te Robotnik, get as many of your men to come here as quickly as te can.
Robotnik: I will do that right now.
Discord: Good *Hangs up*
Robotnik: Alright. Get into Ponyville now! Discord's army is going to need our help!
Nazis: *Saluting* Heil Robotnik!
da the time we arrived at Ponyville, the Italians were waiting for us.
Sean: Take cover, before they see us. *Hiding da wall*
Celestia: *Waiting da cart*
arcobaleno Dash: *waiting successivo to Celestia*
Pinkie Pie & Applejack: *Go into abandoned building*
Zecora: *Behind Sean*
Italians: *See nothing* Torniamo alla base. *Walking away*
Sean: *Whispering* sposta up.
Celestia: *Whispers to Pinkie Pie & Applejack* sposta up.
Pinkie Pie: *Leaves abandoned building*
Sean: *Moves up*
Others: *following Sean*
Italians: *walk into everfree forest*
Sean: Follow them back to the base. Do not engage.
Queen Chrysalis: *Sees Sean, and his friends* Oh, Dr.
Robotnik: What now?
Queen Chrysalis: I found Sean the hedgehog.
Robotnik: Good. Much of my men will arrive soon. Keep Sean's Friends busy until the Nazis arrive.
Queen Chrysalis: With pleasure.
Sean: *Hears Chrysalis* What was that?
arcobaleno Dash: *Sees Chrysalis* It's Queen Chrysalis!
Sean: Who?
Queen Chrysalis: *About to attack*
Sean: *Punches Chrysalis*
Queen Chrysalis: Don't touch me! I will fuck te up, te hear me?! I will fuck te up!!
Sean: *Knocks out Queen Chrysalis*
Nazis: *Arriving*
Sean: We better hurry before they catch up to us. *runs into everfree forest*
arcobaleno Dash: *Follows*
Pinkie Pie: *Follows*
Applejack: *Follows*
Zecora: *Follows*
Celestia: *follows*
We get towards Discord's base.
Sean: A lot of guards there.
Italian Soldiers: *Patrolling castle*
Sean: *Setting up machine gun*
Celestia: On my go, fuoco when ready.
Pinkie Pie & Applejack: *Carrying assault rifles*
arcobaleno Dash: *carrying P90*
Zecora: *Carrying shotgun*
Celestia: Now!
We start shooting at the Italians. Discord was in his office when he heard the shooting.
Discord: What is happening?
Italians: *Running to defensive positions*
Discord: *Sees Sean, and others attacking* Why wasn't I told about this?
Italian Soldier: te told us to atttack any intruders as soon as possible. We had no time to tell you.
Discord: Then continue the shooting.
Sean: *Shoots two Italian Soldiers*
Celestia: sposta up. *Goes to door*
Sean: *Follows*
Discord: They're advancing. Do not let them get any closer.
Italians: *Go downstairs*
Applejack: *Kicks door open*
Italians: *Firing guns*
All of us were taking cover.
Zecora: *Grabs grenade*
Italians: *getting closer*
Pinkie Pie: *Knocks out a soldier*
arcobaleno Dash: *Shoots four soldiers*
Discord: Go, get out there now!
Two italian Soldiers: *run towards door*
Zecora: *Pulls pin, and throws grenade*
Italians: *Running away*
Discord: What are te running away from?
Suddenly, an explosion occurred.
Discord: Oh, now I see why te ran away.
Italians: *Holding onto Discord tightly*
Discord: Get off me, and fight!
Italians: Why don't te help us Discord?
Discord: No, I'm far too busy to do that.
Sean: *Walks in* Get down, now!
Discord: *Lays down*
Italians: *Laying down*
Celestia: te are underarrest for murder, and I believe te also discorded a very good friend of mine.
Robotnik: Not so fast!
Sean: Robotnik?!
Robotnik: Drop the weapons, o we kill you.
Sean: *Sighs* Do what he says.
Celestia: But-
Sean: Now!
All of us drop our weapons.
Robotnik: I sentence te all to a new concentration camp that I have created in another place called Germaneigh.
Nazis: *Arresting Sean, Pinkie, arcobaleno Dash, Applejack, Zecora, and Celestia*
Robotnik: Put them in the airplanes, and take them to the camp.
Nazis: Ja, mien fuehrer.
So this was it. We got arrested, and now we were going to a prison camp far away, but that's another story.
The End.
What Sean looked like when he was Discorded
Case Cracker's new car
