posted by Seanthehedgehog
applejack was at Sugarcube Corner, eating a lot of cupcakes. Rarity soon arrived, and she looked angry.
Rarity: That's the twentieth cupcake te had today. Some ponies think you're being greedy.
Applejack: I'm an important pony. Important ponies don't have to listen to little brats like you.
Rarity: One of these days, you'll think twice before calling me a brat.
Next, applejack went to go drink some water. The only place she could get water was at a river near Sweet mela, apple Acres.
Applejack: *Drinking water from river*
Snips: *Walks to Applejack* I wouldn't drink too much of that water. It might make te feel sick.
Applejack: What is this?! Educating applejack Day?! I need as much water as possible, so that I won't be dehydrated during my job. Then, I won't have to listen to annoying little ponies like you! *Walks away*
Applebloom: *Sitting in field*
Applejack: *Bucking trees* I gotta find some way to keep myself from getting too tired. Then, I wouldn't have to be bothered da anypony.
As applejack was resting, she looked up in the sky. Then she saw a pegasus flying past. It seemed like any ordinary pegasus, but he had two pairs of wings. This gave applejack an idea.
Applejack: That's what I need. Now if I had a pair of wings, I could just fly to the superiore, in alto of the trees, and pick them whenever my back legs are feeling tired.
Applebloom: That pony who just flew past is visiting our town. He's supposed to be famous.
Douchebag: *Walks up* Everypony knows that te don't need wings to get a job done. However, no matter what type of pony te are, te mares will never do anything as good as a stallion. Why, we're even coming up with the technology to create più ponies, so we won't need te anymore. Goodbye. *walks away*
Applebloom: Was he serious about that?
Applejack: I hope not.
After getting the job done, applejack was with Snips, and Derpy.
Applejack: I'm not happy.
Snips: I know, te had too much water, and now you're feeling sick. I warned you, but te drank tons
Applejack: I ain't sick. I was-
Derpy: Of course te are. te drank too much water, and te don't feel well. Drink some Ginger ale instead, and then you'll feel better.
Applejack: Don't be ridiculous. *Walks away*
Celestia: *Arrives* Applejack, what's the matter?
Applejack: I feel sad.
Applejack: I don't know. Is it true what Douchebag says?
Celestia: What does he say?
Applejack: That stallions are taking over.
Celestia: Don't worry Applejack, that will never happen as long as I'm the Ruler of Equestria.
Applejack: One più domanda Princess, why did the visitor of Ponyville have two pairs of wings?
Celestia: Because he's the king of a world far away.
applejack felt better, but Derpy was mad now.
Derpy: Anypony can be a king, but I should have two pairs of wings. I work hard enough for it.
Snips: *Smiling at Lyra* Derpy, would te like my pair of wings?
Derpy: Yours? When did te get a pair of wings?!
Snips: Alright, the deal's off. Would te like them Lyra?
Lyra: I couldn't deprive te of the honor. Besides, the fandom would freak out if I became an alicorn.
Snips: It is a great honor, but I can't cast a spell on myself to have wings. Perhaps Rarity would like to have another pair of wings.
Derpy: Okay, I'm sorry for being disrespectful. How many pairs of wings can I have, and when can I have them.
Snips: Hmmm, I can give te six pairs of wings, and te can have them da tonight.
Derpy: Six lovely pairs of wings. Then, I'd have seven.
Derpy was so excited, that she asked Snips nineteen times if it was okay.
Derpy: Do te think it will be alright?
Snips: Of course. I'll cast the spell now.
Near town hall, everypony gathered around where they could get a good view. Derpy arrived, but she felt silly. She did have seven pairs of wings, but apart from her regular pair, the other six didn't have enough feathers to make Derpy fly.
One of the ponies in the crowd shouted to her, "Are te not feeling well?! Maybe te should drink some Ginger Ale, and then you'll feel better."
Derpy wasn't sure, but she thought that applejack was the one shouting to her.