posted by Seanthehedgehog
After being promoted da Pete, Percy went to wait with Hawkeye, and Stylo.
Hawkeye: What's with the sticker you're wearing?
Percy: Pete put that on there to let everypony that I'm now an engineer on this line.
Stylo: Ah, congratulations on the promotion.
Percy: Thank you.
Gordon: *Arrives* What the fuck is this? te have enough room to let Percy sit with you, but te won't let me sit with you?
Hawkeye: What can we say? You're fatter, and much più rude then Percy.
Gordon: Why are te wearing a sticker? What are you, three?
Percy: Read it, and find out.
Gordon: *Reading sticker* New engineer? What the fuck gave Pete the idea to let te be an engineer?
Stylo: Because he actually knows how to drive a train.
Hawkeye: Yeah, all te do is either go too fast, o jump off at random times.
Gordon: Gesù christ. *Walks to train yard*
Percy: He always gets angry about everything.
Hawkeye: Oh yes he does.
Stylo: In 1941, he was one of the pilots that bombed Pearl Harbor.
Pete: *Arrives* Alright Percy, Orion is going to stop here, and let off some supplies from his freight train. When he does that, go ahead, and climb in the engine with him.
Percy: Yes sir.
Hawkeye: Good luck with your first assignment.
Pete: Pierce, te and Stylo have to pull a double header with Gordon, and Coffee Creme.
Hawkeye: Double heading with Frenchy, and the angry pumpkin.
Stylo: I don't get it.
Hawkeye: Because he's orange.
Stylo: Oh, now I get it.
Percy soon saw Orion pull up to the station in a short freight train. It was being pulled da one GP9. There were three box cars, and a caboose.
Orion: Hey, how are you?
Percy: Good. I'm the new engineer.
Orion: So I heard. Climb in.
Percy: *Climbs into cab*
Orion: So how have things been?
Orion: Good. Now when you're ready, we can take off.
Percy: Well, should we wait for them to unload that car of supplies first?
Orion: Wait a minute, te just gave me a good idea to get fired. *Takes off*
Workers: Wait, we still have to unload!!
Orion: Haha, that's definitely going to get me fired now.
Percy: Go back.
Percy: I detto go back, and let them unload the train!!
Orion: *Stops* Well, te didn't have to shout. *Goes backwards to station*
Workers: Hey, kid, what were te thinking?!
Orion: Oh, I thought it would be a good idea to get fired if I-
Workers: Not you, the other pony in the cab!
Percy: Who, me?
Workers: Yeah you, te should have waited for us to unload before taking off like that!
Percy: But Orion was the one driving.
Worker: Bullshit! *Finishes unloading boxcar* Okay, now te can go!
Percy: *Drives train*
Orion: Way to go Percy, te ruined my chance of getting fired from here!
Percy: Why can't te just quit?
Orion: Because I'll get arrested if I quit.
Percy: No te won't.
Orion: Yes I will. It happened to a very good friend of mine that lived in London.
Percy: Whatever. I'm not even going to argue with you.
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