Black mare. I call her black, because her race is black. Or, in the pony world, african equestrian.
One night at a hotel.
Ponies: *Waiting in line for a taxi*
Black Mare: *Passing ponies* Excuse me please. I have somewhere important to be. *Gets in Taxi*
Ponies: Hey, haven't te heard of a line?
Black Mare: Go.
Taxi Driver: *Drives*
Black Mare: *Carrying money*
Taxi Driver: *Staring at money*
Black Mare: We aren't going to get anywhere, unless te keep your eyes on the road.
Taxi Driver: Yes ma'am. Where to?
Black Mare: 1000, sunset boulevard.
Taxi Driver: I'll get te there quickly. *Drives to 1000, sunset boulevard*
Black Mare: *Shows money for only one second* OOH!
Taxi Driver: *Laughing*
Black Mare: *Laughing*
Taxi Driver: *Stops* Here we are ma'am. 1000, sunset boulevard.
Black Mare: Thank you.
Pimp: *Gets in taxi*
Black Mare: Ah!
Taxi Driver: Is everything okay back the-
Taxi Driver: *Drives* Where to?
Pimp: Just keep going, I'll let te know when to stop.
Taxi Driver: te got it.
Black Mare: I was just on my way to see you.
Pimp: Why didn't te call?
Black Mare: I had no phone?
Pimp: No phone at a hotel? What have te been doing?
Black Mare: Stuff.
Pimp: Bullshit. Let's see that purse. *Takes purse, and sees money* Uh, huh. What have te been doing? te know what? Don't answer that question. I know you're just going to be a shitty culo liar anyway.
Black Mare: I was going to give that money to you. Give me a chance?
Pimp: Chance? Bitch, te had your chance. Now, it's over. *Grabs a can of motor oil*
Taxi Driver: Oh no! *Stops cab, and runs out*
Black Mare: No! Leave me alone!
Pimp: *Sprays motor oil into black mare's mouth*
The black mare then started choking, and died.
successivo morning, the pimp was driving down the Golden Neigh Bridge, leaving San Franciscolt.
Pimp: *Driving over bridge*
Police Pony: *Riding motorcycle*
Pimp: *Passes a car*
Police Pony: *Turns on police light*
Pimp: *Goes off highway*
Police Pony: *Follows*
Pimp: *Sees police pony* What the hell?
The pimp, and police pony continued going down the road, until they got under the bridge they were previously on.
Police Pony: *Walks from bike, to pimp*
Pimp: *Hiding gun under his leg*
Police Pony: May I see your driver's license?
Pimp: What am I getting pulled over for?
Police Pony: Let me see your driver's license. I'm afraid te were speeding.
Pimp: Yeah, te better be afraid.
Police Pony: Just mostra me your license.
Pimp: Sure thing officer. *Grabs wallet, and shows driver's license in wallet, with a $100 bribe*
The pimp was about to grab his gun, but the police pony beat him to that.
Pimp: *Staring at police pony*
Police Pony: *Shoots Pimp five times*
2 B continued
The pimp drives down the Golden Neigh Bridge, with the police pony following close behind.