Black mare. I call her black, because her race is black. Or, in the pony world, african equestrian.
Ponies: *Waiting in line for a taxi*
Black Mare: *Passing ponies* Excuse me please. I have somewhere important to be. *Gets in Taxi*
Ponies: Hey, haven't te heard of a line?
Black Mare: Go.
Taxi Driver: *Drives*
Black Mare: *Carrying money*
Taxi Driver: *Staring at money*
Black Mare: We aren't going to get anywhere, unless te keep your eyes on the road.
Taxi Driver: Yes ma'am. Where to?
Black Mare: 1000, sunset boulevard.
Taxi Driver: I'll get te there quickly. *Drives to 1000, sunset boulevard*
Black Mare: *Shows money for only one second* OOH!
Taxi Driver: *Laughing*
Black Mare: *Laughing*
Taxi Driver: *Stops* Here we are ma'am. 1000, sunset boulevard.
Black Mare: Thank you.
Pimp: *Gets in taxi*
Black Mare: Ah!
Taxi Driver: Is everything okay back the-
Pimp: Go.
Taxi Driver: *Drives* Where to?
Pimp: Just keep going, I'll let te know when to stop.
Taxi Driver: te got it.
Black Mare: I was just on my way to see you.
Pimp: Why didn't te call?
Black Mare: I had no phone?
Pimp: No phone at a hotel? What have te been doing?
Black Mare: Stuff.
Pimp: Bullshit. Let's see that purse. *Takes purse, and sees money* Uh, huh. What have te been doing? te know what? Don't answer that question. I know you're just going to be a shitty culo liar anyway.
Black Mare: I was going to give that money to you. Give me a chance?
Pimp: Chance? Bitch, te had your chance. Now, it's over. *Grabs a can of motor oil*
Taxi Driver: Oh no! *Stops cab, and runs out*
Black Mare: No! Leave me alone!
Pimp: *Sprays motor oil into black mare's mouth*
The black mare then started choking, and died.
successivo morning, the pimp was driving down the Golden Neigh Bridge, leaving San Franciscolt.
Pimp: *Driving over bridge*
Police Pony: *Riding motorcycle*
Pimp: *Passes a car*
Police Pony: *Turns on police light*
Pimp: *Goes off highway*
Police Pony: *Follows*
Pimp: *Sees police pony* What the hell?
The pimp, and police pony continued going down the road, until they got under the bridge they were previously on.
Police Pony: *Walks from bike, to pimp*
Pimp: *Hiding gun under his leg*
Police Pony: May I see your driver's license?
Pimp: What am I getting pulled over for?
Police Pony: Let me see your driver's license. I'm afraid te were speeding.
Pimp: Yeah, te better be afraid.
Police Pony: Just mostra me your license.
Pimp: Sure thing officer. *Grabs wallet, and shows driver's license in wallet, with a $100 bribe*
The pimp was about to grab his gun, but the police pony beat him to that.
Pimp: *Staring at police pony*
Police Pony: *Shoots Pimp five times*
2 B continued
Pimp
The pimp drives down the Golden Neigh Bridge, with the police pony following close behind.
The beautiful moon is as important as the sun.
WOW! I thought it was so amazing. The story to it was really cool. I Amore Twilight as a human. It was really cool that they had like a human world lol. It was cool that she meets humans that have the same names as her Friends and also have the same personality as them. But I didn't like the ending to the movie. I wanted where she could go to both worlds any time she wants. She can meet that guy she had a crush on. I know he's a pony in ponyville. But I like them together pretty human.
I Amore all the songs and Musica to it.
BEST MY LITTLE pony MOVIE EVER! :D
She can't resist going,can she.
It was hot outside, but Rainbow somehow had brought popsicles....
^^ "That is some good s***!"
Haunted house
Con's new car
One regular giorno in Ponyville,Twilight was Leggere a book. Suddenly she heard a knock on her door.
"Uhhh who could that be?" said,Twilight. "It's 8 in the morning!" Twilight opened her door and came in Pinkie Pie. "Hi Twilight! whatcha doin?" asked, Pinkie. "Trying to read a book!" replied, Twilight.
"Guess what?" Pinkie, responded. "What?"
"I made up a song!" "Oh no.." said, Twilight.
"When your sad, don't feel too bad, when your mad.. Soooo! don't cry, don't fly, maybe te can smile! don't cry, don't fly, when your troubles are in doubles!!!!!! Soooo!! don't cry!!!!" sang, Pinkie. "Wow it's very catchy". said, Twilight.
"Well I gotta go Twilight, see ya!" Pinkie, said.
So Twilight continued her book. When suddenly.....
To be continued.............
"Uhhh who could that be?" said,Twilight. "It's 8 in the morning!" Twilight opened her door and came in Pinkie Pie. "Hi Twilight! whatcha doin?" asked, Pinkie. "Trying to read a book!" replied, Twilight.
"Guess what?" Pinkie, responded. "What?"
"I made up a song!" "Oh no.." said, Twilight.
"When your sad, don't feel too bad, when your mad.. Soooo! don't cry, don't fly, maybe te can smile! don't cry, don't fly, when your troubles are in doubles!!!!!! Soooo!! don't cry!!!!" sang, Pinkie. "Wow it's very catchy". said, Twilight.
"Well I gotta go Twilight, see ya!" Pinkie, said.
So Twilight continued her book. When suddenly.....
To be continued.............
