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 Ryan, and Mercury
Ryan, and Mercury
Previously in bottiglione, magnum Force... Wait, why am I telling you? I could just give te the link to the precedente part, and te would know what was happening. Here: link

Okay, with that out of the way, Ryan, and Mercury were two police ponies on stakeout. They were looking at a hotel from another building, using a microscope.

Ryan: Nothing is happening so far.
Mercury: Good things come to those who wait.
Ryan: Why don't we forget about all this, and go buy some hotdogs?
Mercury: Because we're on a job, and we got to focus on it. Let me take over.
Ryan: Fine. *Leaves microscope*
Mercury: *Looks through microscope, then looks down street* Well, I see somepony that looks very similar to the one that's been making all those killings around here.
Ryan: Really? te see him?
Mercury: Yes I do. It looks like Charlie McCoy.
Charlie: *Riding down strada, via on motorcycle*
random Pony: *Driving car, honks horn, and accidentally hits Charlie*
Charlie: *Falls off motorcycle*
Mercury: Looks like somepony hit him.
Ryan: Is he okay?
Mercury: Yeah, he's getting back up.

Meanwhile, at the hotel

Police Pony: *Walking up stairs*
Drug Addicts: *Snorting coke* This is good stuff.
Police Pony: *Walking to superiore, in alto floor*
Ryan: Get back to looking at that hotel, will you? McCoy ain't doing anything interesting.
Mercury: Alright, alright. *Looks at hotel*
Police Pony: *Walking up stairs, then steps in puddle of water, but continues walking upstairs*
Drug Addict: te want some babe?
Drug Addict 2: No handsome, te have it.
Police Pony: *Walks down a different flight of stairs, then puts silencer on a revolver*
Italian Drug Dealer: Hey, be careful with that stuff. Don't spill it!
Drug Addict: Relax man.
Drug Addict 2: Yeah, why don't te have some?
Italian Drug Dealer: Oh, fine.
Guard: *Guarding room*
Police Pony: *Walks to the guard*
Guard: *Sees police pony*
Police Pony: *Shoots guard*
Italian Drug Dealer: *Sees alarm go off* There's an intruder.
Police Pony: *Barges in room, then shoot Italian drug dealer*
Drug Addict: ciao man, what are te doing?!
Police Pony: *Shoots drug addict*
Drug addict 2: Ah! *Goes towards window*
Police Pony: *Shoots drug addict 2*
Drug addict 2: *Goes through window, and falls off building* AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Ryan: Oh shit, we better get going!
Mercury: *grabs rifle*
Police Pony: *Walking through parking garage*
Police pony 2: *Sees police pony, and takes off helmet*

The secondo police pony was Charlie.

Police Pony: *Shoots Charlie*
Charlie: *Dies*
Police Pony: *Runs toward exit*
Ryan: *Running towards entrance*
Mercury: *Following*
Police Pony: I saw the killer, he went that way.
Ryan: Thank you. *Runs in*
Mercury: *Follows Ryan*
Ponies: *Gathering around* What's going on? Why was that pony carrying a rifle?
Police Pony: Remain calm. *Takes off helmet* There's nothing to see here.

The police pony was John Davis.

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 Drug addicts
Drug addicts
 Italian Drug Dealer
Italian Drug Dealer
posted by Seanthehedgehog
It's hard to do what te can for the fandom of bronies. It really is, but once te get started, it's like there's no turning back. That's how I feel sometimes.

Chapter 1
Before the bronies

Three years ago, I created my account for fanpop. At that time MLP: FIM wasn't around, for at least a few più months. The anno was 2010, and I was 13 years old, having been born in December of 1996.

During 2010, I came on here for one reason only. Sonic The Hedgehog. Back then, I was a huge fan of something way past cool. I liked it so much, I even made my own fan character. My account name is the same as...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
Thre was small pony... named sombra... and another small pony named Prince BlueBlood... SHIT THIS IS ISNT THAT STORY!!! FUCK!!!!
Equestria anno 5000....

DarkShadow : DIEEEEE *attack Celestia*
Celestia : NOOOOO
Dan : *kick DarkShadow* NOT NOW!
DarkShadow : HAHAHAHAHA...

Dan & Shadow new story


CURSE OF EQUESTRIA
EPISODE
I

DARKSHADOW
about 10000 years before this...

Colt : MOMY MOMY COME HERE
DarkShadow... were only small colt...
Colt : COME MOMY!!!!
But somethink just MUST goes wrong...
Terrorist : GET OUT KID *kick clot in head*
And I saw this... me... dan... it was my friend...
Colt mom : SON!!!!
Colt...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Snowflake
Snowflake
Now this is the newest James Bond parody on the newest James Bond movie. We find our hero Con Mane slowly walking through a hallway. It's dark, and the shadows block much of his face.

Con: *opens door*
P: Where is it?
Con: It's gone. We have an agent down.
P: Are te sure it's gone?
Con: *checks* It's gone.
Brosnan: *dying*
Con: *grabs cloth* Hang in there.
P: There's no time for that!
Con: I have to stop the bleeding!
P: Leave him!
Brosnan: Go! Don't worry about me.
Con: *leaves*
Snow: *drives truck* Let's drive.
Con: *gets in* Did te find Vetrice anywhere?
Snow: *looks* There. In the white Limo....
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posted by applejackrocks1
Back to the story.....


Brawny: Applejack, te stay here. I'll go get some money out of the bank. *swims off*
Applejack: *looks around* My, My...
*Suddenly, 3 other merponies swam to AJ, surrounding her*

MP1: I see that your a new loser here *laughs*
Applejack: Loser?!? Have ya looked into a mirror?!
All: Oooooo
MP2: Wait a secondo girls! She's not one of us! She's an earth Pony!
Applejack: *sneezes*
MP3: *laughs* I see that your sick...It's better to let te go with the flow, shall we?
Applejack: What? *coughs*
MP1: We don't want te to die with pain, Sugarlame.
Applejack: *is weak* Please...Just leave...
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*This story shall be divided into two parts, both of them bearing a similar aspect to the secondo story of Cenerentola II: Dreams Come True. I hope that te will all enjoy this. I apologize for it being too long.*

It was a great sunny giorno in Ponyville. Everyone was doing their usual business, whether it be doing work, talking to others, o just relaxing their giorno away. As we get to the schoolhouse, we see the little colts and fillies come running out of the door. But why? Because school was out for the summer! Everyone there was very happy to leave so they could hang out with each other più often....
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They looked everywhere for Felix after the race, but Sean, Daredevil, and Nikki could not find him.

Sean: Where do te think he went?
Nikki: Did he go to Russia?
Daredevil: No, theres two più races left. He couldn't have gone back to Russia.
Sean: I'd be surprised if he did.
Daredevil: Yeah, well we'll find out soon. But now we have to make some money.

I think te all know what they're doing. Chasing a truck with drugs? WRONG! They were chasing a truck with money. Of course it was euros, and pounds, but they'd buy più stuff then a U.S dollar bill.

Sean: Without arcobaleno Dash, Daredevil will have...
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All four of the main characters went to London. When they got on the boat, they were met da other racers.

Mexican: Hey. Do te know how long it'll take for us to get into England?
Sean: Don't know, don't care. Just sit back, and relax.
Felix: *waxing car*

About 3 hours later, we got to the docks. Ponies were excited to see the arriving contestants.

british ponies: *taking pictures*
mexican: No! No taking photograph!
Sean: It's a good thing.
mexican: It is? Ok then.
Queen of england: Welcome everypony! I am so glad all of te could make it.
Felix: Thanks. *inflating tires*
Q.O.E: te all will stay...
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The last solstice

Chapter 5: Those purple eyes


Nocturnal Mirage is startled from his sleep da a sharp clashing sound.

“What?!” the dark blue stallion sits up in his letto rapidly.

He looks around in the large room. It takes him a few secondi to realize where he is. Oh, that’s right… you’re here again… he acknowledges. There’s an opened book on his belly. He fell asleep Leggere it.

The sound of breaking glass brings him back to reality completely. Mirage shakes his head and puts the book aside. He hears it again. Glass clashing against marble.

“Gosh darn it! The third night in a row!”...
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posted by NocturnalMirage
The last solstice

Chapter 3: Solitude


Luna was right.

I was right too! Mirage thinks.

The Moon goddess detto that her sister will probably greet her new guard in the form of a letter. And Mirage suspected that the alicorn of the Sun was listening. The cobalt stallion smirked. He imagined the picture. The all mighty Celestia, the ruler of Equestria nestles up to the door very closely. Probably with an anxious look on her face, for she worries because her calm loneliness is disturbed.

“Ha!” Mirage exclaims loudly, as the picture he imagined fills up his soul with luscious pleasure for a moment....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Con & Twilight were in the prison cells on the ship, but they still had a radio.

Twilight: Man, can anypony hear me?
S: Is that te Twilight? Where's Mane?
Con: Right here S. Listen, we need te to call in reinforcements from M.I.3.
S: Is that neccesary? Where are te two?
Russian pony87: *hears radio*
Twilight: Man just do it!
Russian pony87: Who are te talking to?
Twilight: Con man. Nopony else I can talk to.
Russian pony87: Well uh, keep it quiet.
Con: Sure *breaks jail door*
Russian pony74: HEY!
Twilight: *shoots enemy*
Con: *takes pistol*
NMM: Sir? Con & Twilight have escaped.
Drake: Then...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The two spies went on until they reached the spazio ships.

Twilight: Man we found the spaceships.
Con: Hey, look over there.
Twilight: They have a map of the cities they're attacking.
Con: San Fran, Tokyo, and Hong Kong.
Twilight: Man if we're to stop those rockets from hitting them cities we have to get on the ship. I have a plan. *teleports them onto ship*
Con: Perfect. We just need to get in disguise now.
Twilight: Right *gets disguise*
Con: *stares at Twilight's ass*
Twilight: May I help you?
Con: te already are *gets in disguise*
Twilight: *gets in disguise* We need to kill everypony in this...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
 Steven
Steven
1 anno later... Vinyl has been killed and... Dan too... soo... yea...
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ACT |||
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Era End Coming...

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FireDash - I gonna buy bannananana... what?
NightFire - CAN te SHUT UP!
TearDrop - brother... te gonna buy succo, succo di frutta for me
NightFire - of course
FireDash - banana... banana... banananana
NightFire - uhhh...
Mare - HELP HELP!
FireDash - huh?
Mare - Undead UNDEAD!
GoldenHorn - HAHAHA IM ALAIVE
NightFire - 0_0
FireDash - bananana wait... OH MY GOD!
NightFire - Hide Behaind Me TearDrop!
GEA Soldier - GO GO GO!!!! *shoot*
GoldenHorn - *teleport*
GEA Soldier...
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Twilight, and Pinkie Pie returned to the Ponyville safehouse.

Dan: Where have te two been?
Twilight: Man I just took over some businesses, with help from Pinkie Pie.
Pinkie Pie: She knows what to do now.
Dan: Excellent. The Las Pegasus mob says that they will try to attack our safehouse. We gotta prevent them from doing that.
Twilight: No problem.

The Las Pegasus mob soon arrived.

Sean: They're here!!
Twilight: *grabs grease gun* Let's do this.
L.P. ponies: Dan, have your mafia surrender!
Dan: Howabout te screw yourselves?
L.P. ponies: Wrong answer! *fire pistole at Dan*
Dan: Wrong sposta *grabs molotov*...
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applejack & Rarity went on to rob the bank.

Rarity: *grabs gun*
Applejack: Not yet! Ya have to wait until you're inside the bank!
Rarity: How about this? *makes gun disappear*
Applejack: Now ya have no gun.
Rarity: Oh yes I do, but it's invisible.
Applejack: Alright, let's just rob this bank.
guard: Hello ladies.
Rarity: *shoots guard*
Applejack: *kills other guards*
Rarity: I'm gonna open that vault. *magically opens vault*
Applejack: What are ya'll staring at? A southern pony working with someone british?
normal pony: Uuhhh
Applejack: *kills normal pony*
Rarity: Got the money let's go!
Applejack:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Con & Hattan were taking 20 paces, and then it happened.

Con: *fires gun* Where did Hattan go?
Sneak Peak: She forgot ammo for her gun. You'll have to continue the duel with her that way.
Con: Why didn't te tell me?
Sneak Peak: te were concentrating very well, and I didn't wanna disturb that.
Con: te know, I've never killed a midget before. But there's a first time for everything.
Sneak Peak: I'm offended.
Con: Good. *walks inside*
Sneak Peak: *runs to control room*
Con: *looks around* What kind of a place is this?
Sneak Peak: It's a funhouse. Me & Ms. Scaramanga worked on it together!...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 The Golden gun
The Golden gun
The first Con Mane story to have OC's that aren't mine. Let's begin on a tropical island 8 miles from Hong Kong.

Hattan: *sunbathing* Sneak Peak, can te check the main entrance?
S.P: Right away Ms. Scaramanga.
business pony: Are te Hattan Scaramanga?
Sneak Peak: No, I'm her assisstant.
business pony: Where is she?
Sneak Peak: Go in that way.
business pony: *enters room* Hattan Scaramanga.
Hattan: Hi. I just realised te have your gun, and I don't have mine.
business pony: That's too bad. *shoots gun*
Hattan: *dodges bullet*
S.P: *turns off lights*
business pony: Where are you? mostra yourself!
Hattan:...
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After returning from St. Foalis we discovered that arcobaleno Dash was no where to be seen.

Sean: Where'd she go?
Pinkie Pie: She went to be with Scootaloo.

The two pegasi were at Cloudsdale celebrating for Scootaloo. She just passed flight school, and the two were having lunch together.

Scootaloo: Everypony thought I was amazing.
Rainbow Dash: They sure did. What kind of pizza do te want?
Scootaloo: One with sausage, and onions.
Rainbow Dash: Good choices. And to drink?
Scootaloo: I guess I'll have a Dr. Whoover.

Rainbow Dash went to order the pizza, and drinks when she noticed a alicorn fly by....
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At school, in lunch, Cadence sitting alone....


Cadence: *thinking* Maybe...I'm wrong..maybe she is nice... M-
Celestia: ciao Cadence: *sits* Ready for P.E.?
Cadence: I sure am!
Luna: Me too!!! Me too!!!
Discord: hurry up mares! We're gonna be late for P.E.! (Flies to gym)

At last, when the class arrived to the gym....


Coach: Okay class, today, we are playing....DODGEBALL!!!!!!!
All: *sigh*
Coach: Okay, Discord, Chrysalis, and Shining Armor, your a team. Cadence, Celestia, Luna, and Sombra, your the other. Let the dodgeball game...BEGIN!

Celestia: *throws ball at Discord, but misses*
Discord: *throws ball...
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applejack & Rarity hid the gun in the bathroom, and talked to Dan on the phone.

Rarity: They should be there in a minute.
Dan: I see a continental, is that them?
Applejack: If it's got Nickel Lesscage then that's the one.
Dan: He's not in there, but his crappy sidekick is.
Applejack: Alright, well kill him.
Dan: With pleasure, but I gotta go now.
Manehattan pony23: Dan, so good to see you.
Dan: Yes, but where's Nickel?
Manehattan pony23: Unfortunately he couldn't make it, so he sent his secondo highest ranked pony to be here.
2nd pony: That's me.
Dan: I see. Let's grab some dinner.
Manehattan...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Twilight helped Derpy & Octavia escape, then they were making their way off the boat.

Twilight: te two wait here. We need Pinkie since she has the map.
Octavia: Oh perfect. te better get her quickly.
Twilight: Pinkie? Come here.
Pinkie Pie: *hops toward Twilight* Guten Tag Twilight. *laughs*
Twilight: Stop speaking german, and come with me.
Pinkie Pie: Nein, ich bin Deutsch, damit ich sie sprechen kann, wenn ich will.
Twilight: What? *kidnaps Pinkie* Row!
Octavia: Can't te use magic to teleport us?
Twilight: I can, but I'm not teleporting te guys.
Derpy: Aaawww.
Tourist pony 4: *drives...
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