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Today, everypony listens to music. No matter where they are, what they're doing, most of the time they are listening to music. Yet another new type of Musica was created just a few years ago.

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The new type of music, is dubstep. Most songs in this category of Musica are remixes of any song chosen. Vinyl Scratch is the best dubstep player in Equestria, and loves her job.

Vinyl Scratch: Nopony can beat me when it comes to operating a basso cannon. I'm literally unstoppable!
arcobaleno Dash: She hasn't been defeated da anypony yet. I don't think she ever will be defeated.
Octavia: Although I'm not particularly a huge fan of Vinyl's taste in music, I do like the fact that she beats ponies in competitive music. If she likes it, that's all that matters.
Twilight: Man when it comes to dubstep, Vinyl's alright. But when it comes to rappin, dat's my job.
Pinkie Pie: Nein! Das ist mein job!
Twilight: Man, stop speaking in german!
Pinkie Pie: But I am german.

Vinyl Scratch has competed in many competitions of music, and is undefeated. She plays good, and has hundreds, of thousands of ponies all around the world supporting her.

But there are some ponies that don't like her music, mostly because they're not into dubstep. Like everypony, they have their own opinion on what they like to listen to, and they like it.

Country Musica is popolare down south, o with ponies that like to be called red necks. They get offended if te call them a hillbilly.

Rock & Roll has been here to stay for sixty years, and you'll find hundreds of concerts around the world.

Most concerts have jazz bands playing a variety of Musica created over the past hundreds of years, o they get creative, and decide to play a song that nopony has ever heard in jazz.

Theme songs for TV shows, and Film are also popolare to listen to, if te have them on a CD, o hoofheld device such as an I-pod, o a MP3 player.

But no matter what type of Musica te like to listen to, always remember, that sooner o later, a new type of Musica will be created someday.

The End.
I was sitting in a room with Con, and his boss, P.

Sean: What can I help te with?
Con: Discord. Remember the prison your army put him in?
Sean: Yes. What happened?
P: He was being transferred to a different prison, but escaped.
Sean: Where is he?
Con: We're not entirely sure yet.

Meanwhile, in Mexico.

Discord: Wait here. This won't take long.
Italian Pony: Yes sir.
Discord: *Walks into Mexican military base*
Mexican pony 33: Halt!
Discord: Relax. I am unarmed. I request permission to speak to your boss.
Mexican pony 33: Very well. *Grabs walkie talkie* General, te have a visitor.
Mexican General:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Jeff was soon sitting successivo to the judge.

Judge: It appears that everypony is saying te were in Cheyenne when Gordon took charge on the giorno February 20, 1954.
Jeff: Yes, I was there.
Judge: What did te think of Gordon's actions when he told te to take the rails apart, and fix them again?
Coffee Creme: Objection.
Hawkeye: te can't object to what the judge says!
Judge: Thank you. Now Jeff, if te will please answer my question.
Jeff: I was very surprised, and upset da what Gordon wanted me to do.
Judge: When te say surprised, do te mean like an angry kind of surprised, o just surprised?
Jeff:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
After shoveling più coal into the firebox, Hawkeye got the freight cars moving.

Hawkeye: Now this is più like it. *sits back*
Red Rose: *Looking at train* You're going a little too fast.
Hawkeye: *gently applies brakes*
Worker: *Uncouples chemical car* Wait a minute. That chemical car is going too fast! *Chasing chemical car*
Red Rose: Attention, we have a out of control chemical car in the yard.
Hawkeye: *Stops train* Ugh. I hope this never happens again.
Worker: *Jumps on car* Ok, now to apply the brakes *Breaks brake* AAAHH!! *Goes to alternative brakes* This car must stop *Applying alternative...
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In Ponyville at the pony Alliance Headquarters.

Big Mac: Twilight Sparkle has been reported in the Griffon Kingdom. We have also found out that the enemy is building a spazio station called the Death Egg. We need two volunteers to lead one of the groups going into battle, and in which territory.
Rarity: I'll lead the attack on the Death Egg.
Big Mac: Anyone going with Rarity, please say so.
Pinkie Pie: I'm going.
Fluttershy: Me too.
Shredder: And me.
Big Mac: And now, do we have any volunteers for the attack in the Griffon Kingdom?
Sean: Me.
Big Mac: Anyone joining Sean's group may say so.
Bonbon:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Louis soon saw Orion walk into the office.

Louis: ciao you. Are te Orion?
Orion: Yeah, what do te want?
Louis: I want to talk to you.
Orion: About what?
Louis: What te just did.
Orion: Oh boy! Am I going to get fired?! Please fuoco me!
Louis: I don't work for the Union Pacific, so I can't fuoco you.
Orion: Oh, well then I'm outta here. *Leaves*
Louis: Orion!
Orion: *Running, jumps off platform, and flies*
Louis: *Flies after Orion*
Orion: *Going high*
Louis: Oh jeez.
Orion: *Flying very fast at very high altitude* Haha!
Louis: I'm not that good at flying.
Orion: Now, which city am I currently flying...
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posted by Canada24
LATER!

Ditto, Dash and applejack gather the rest of the main six.

But first applejack had to think, how exactly was she suppose to break this to Rarity, didn't think that part though.

But, unexpectedly, Dash just went out and detto it, not even giving it enough thought.

Reasonably, Rarity was speechless, and just stood there wild mouthed.

In fact, things were quite for a long while.

"This better not be, some sort of cruel joke" Rarity detto finally.

"In truth.. I didn't believe it either. But I went over there, and well. Found abit of her costume" applejack insisted, and even showed it, to prove she...
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posted by Canada24
Considering nobody else was aware of poor Sweetie Belle's situation.

Everything was normal.

Dash and Ditto were working the haunted house, it's possible they may be finally getting along, but it's uncertain.

Scootaloo and AppleBloom, we're the successivo to try the haunted house, they didn't know where Sweetie Belle was, but they assumed she was just busy.

Last they saw her, she was hanging with Button Mash, when, unfortunately, it's partly his fault that she's in the situation she's in.

Anyway.

As they entered the haunted house, it was suddenly very dark, they kept banging into each other, much to the...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
arcobaleno Dash, and Zecora arrived at Canterlot. They were surprised to see Pinkie Pie, and Applejack.

Rainbow Dash: I thought te two got killed.
Pinkie Pie: Nein. We ran away as soon as we saw Celestia die.
Applejack: *Sees Zecora* Zecora, so glad to see you. Have te two brought the other ponies back to life before coming here?
Rainbow Dash: Oh, damnit I forgot!
Zecora: That's alright. I will teleport there with another potion, and bring your Friends back to life.
Applejack: Will te get back in time?
Zecora: I should be able to. I have a lot of the teleportation potion.
Rainbow Dash: Good....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Upon arrival to C.I.E Headquarters, P was there waiting.

S: *Parks car*
P: *Opens door for Con*
Con: Well, *Gets out of car* That was very generous of te sir.
P: No problem. I'm glad te have returned.
Con: Thanks. It's great to be back.
P: Right. Now, I know te just returned, but I need te to do something for me.
Con: What is it?
P: You'll know once I mostra you. *Walks upstairs*
Con: *Follows P* You're very good at hiding secrets.
P: 0007, I just want te to complete this job, and that's it. *Walks in room*
Con: *Enters room* What's this?
P: That's a time machine.
Con: Really?
P: Yes. Now listen,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Toby, and Melissa walked home, and told their parents about what they saw.

Martha: A painted tree? How is that possible?
Toby: The art class in our school did it.
James: Whatever will they think of next?
Toby: Maybe someday, a pony will put an engine into a horse carriage, and call it a car.
James: Hmmm.
Toby: It may not sound like a good idea now, but when it does get invented più ponies will want to try it, and then they'll start creating their own cars. In twenty years o so, they'll make a lot of changes to the car.
James: Uh, Toby? That's never going to happen at all.
Toby: Just a guess....
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