After dinner, Bob and Emily took Burt to their home.
Burt: *Looks around* This is nice.
Bob: Thank you. I can tell you're really going to like living with us.
Burt: te got that right. Not only is this a nice place, but it's owned da two of the greatest ponies in all of Equestria.
Bob: I'm sure there's somepony better then me, and Emily.
Burt: Nope. Not even Celestia herself can be better than te my friend.
Emily: Well, that's kind of te to say Burt.
Bob: So what do te plan on doing now that you're divorced?
Burt: Good question. I'll most likely sposta back to Scotland. It's a beautiful country te know.
Bob: I'm sure it is.
Emily: What will te do while me, and Bob go to work?
Burt: Hmm. I already know what Bob does, so I might as well see what your job is like Emily.
Emily: Sure, I don't see any harm in that.
Bob: I can.
Emily: Bob!
Bob: What? You're the principal of a school. You're too busy to babysit Burt.
Burt: Oh, I'll be alright. I could even help Emily with her work.
Emily: Yes, thank te for that.
Burt: Not a problem.
The successivo day, at the school that Emily worked at.
Emily: Alright, so pretty much, all I have to do is sign papers, look at my E-mail on a computer, and talk to students.
Burt: What would te like me to do?
Emily: Read a book o a magazine.
Burt: Okay. *Looks at libri in Emily's office* Which one would te suggest?
Emily: Oh, I've got a lot of favorites. How about The Catcher In The Rye?
Burt: I read that, and I don't like it. Too much swearing.
Emily: Then, how about Diary Of A Wimpy Colt?
Burt: Too babyish.
Emily: Is there anything that te do like?
Burt: Hmm. *Looks at books* Oh, I see a book with a bunch of Shel Silverstein poetry. That pony knows everything when it comes to poetry.
Emily: Okay, go ahead, and read it.
As Burt grabbed the book, a green filly walked into the room. Her name was Tasha, and she didn't look happy.
Emily: Good morning Tasha, what can I do for you?
Tasha: I got in a fight, and my teacher told me to come down here.
Emily: Aw, Tasha. Why would te do that?
Tasha: Somepony ha rubato, stola my lunch money.
Emily: That's no excuse to fight somepony. te should have came to me, o one of the teachers, and they would've made that pony bring the money back to you. *Hears phone ring* Excuse me Tasha. This shouldn't take too long. *Picks up phone* Hello?
Bob: How is everything going with Burt?
Emily: Fine, fine. Can we talk about this another time? I have one of the students in my office.
Bob: Oh, sorry. I just finished up with a client, and I thought about you, so that's why I'm talking to you.
Emily: Okay, thank te Bob, but te gotta talk to me later, okay?
Bob: Okay. *Hangs up*
Emily: *Puts phone away* Okay, who was the pony that ha rubato, stola your money?
Tasha: Mat Beene.
Emily: Okay, te head back to class, and I'll make Mat give te your money back. Okay?
Tasha: Thank te Mrs. Newhart.
Emily: You're welcome.
Tasha: *Walks out of office*
Burt: te handled that pretty well.
Emily: Thank you. Enjoying that book?
Burt: Well, it's fine, but when I saw the back of the book, it scared me.
Emily: Why?
Burt: Shel Silverstein looks like a pony that should be robbing banks, o living a life of crime. Not Scrivere books.
Emily: Why? Because of his beard?
Burt: Yep.
2 B continued
Burt: *Looks around* This is nice.
Bob: Thank you. I can tell you're really going to like living with us.
Burt: te got that right. Not only is this a nice place, but it's owned da two of the greatest ponies in all of Equestria.
Bob: I'm sure there's somepony better then me, and Emily.
Burt: Nope. Not even Celestia herself can be better than te my friend.
Emily: Well, that's kind of te to say Burt.
Bob: So what do te plan on doing now that you're divorced?
Burt: Good question. I'll most likely sposta back to Scotland. It's a beautiful country te know.
Bob: I'm sure it is.
Emily: What will te do while me, and Bob go to work?
Burt: Hmm. I already know what Bob does, so I might as well see what your job is like Emily.
Emily: Sure, I don't see any harm in that.
Bob: I can.
Emily: Bob!
Bob: What? You're the principal of a school. You're too busy to babysit Burt.
Burt: Oh, I'll be alright. I could even help Emily with her work.
Emily: Yes, thank te for that.
Burt: Not a problem.
The successivo day, at the school that Emily worked at.
Emily: Alright, so pretty much, all I have to do is sign papers, look at my E-mail on a computer, and talk to students.
Burt: What would te like me to do?
Emily: Read a book o a magazine.
Burt: Okay. *Looks at libri in Emily's office* Which one would te suggest?
Emily: Oh, I've got a lot of favorites. How about The Catcher In The Rye?
Burt: I read that, and I don't like it. Too much swearing.
Emily: Then, how about Diary Of A Wimpy Colt?
Burt: Too babyish.
Emily: Is there anything that te do like?
Burt: Hmm. *Looks at books* Oh, I see a book with a bunch of Shel Silverstein poetry. That pony knows everything when it comes to poetry.
Emily: Okay, go ahead, and read it.
As Burt grabbed the book, a green filly walked into the room. Her name was Tasha, and she didn't look happy.
Emily: Good morning Tasha, what can I do for you?
Tasha: I got in a fight, and my teacher told me to come down here.
Emily: Aw, Tasha. Why would te do that?
Tasha: Somepony ha rubato, stola my lunch money.
Emily: That's no excuse to fight somepony. te should have came to me, o one of the teachers, and they would've made that pony bring the money back to you. *Hears phone ring* Excuse me Tasha. This shouldn't take too long. *Picks up phone* Hello?
Bob: How is everything going with Burt?
Emily: Fine, fine. Can we talk about this another time? I have one of the students in my office.
Bob: Oh, sorry. I just finished up with a client, and I thought about you, so that's why I'm talking to you.
Emily: Okay, thank te Bob, but te gotta talk to me later, okay?
Bob: Okay. *Hangs up*
Emily: *Puts phone away* Okay, who was the pony that ha rubato, stola your money?
Tasha: Mat Beene.
Emily: Okay, te head back to class, and I'll make Mat give te your money back. Okay?
Tasha: Thank te Mrs. Newhart.
Emily: You're welcome.
Tasha: *Walks out of office*
Burt: te handled that pretty well.
Emily: Thank you. Enjoying that book?
Burt: Well, it's fine, but when I saw the back of the book, it scared me.
Emily: Why?
Burt: Shel Silverstein looks like a pony that should be robbing banks, o living a life of crime. Not Scrivere books.
Emily: Why? Because of his beard?
Burt: Yep.
2 B continued
This is the school that Emily works at.
i couldnt sleep so i walked around the castello hallways. i went up to the balcony. and thats when i saw her. a dark blue pony that looked like the princess. i went to talk to her. she detto her name was luna. she told me all about her inprisonment on the moon. its funny i always thought someone was watchin me up there. we got along verry well. the sun was rising. i let her sleep . me and the rest of the ponies then headed for the everfree forest. along the way they asked me about myself. itold them and they seemed sad. even pinkie. they tried to help me out. it was kind of them. we then arrived at the everfree forest....
(roar!) detto Dark shadow. Run! detto smeraldo and twilight. What are we going to! detto Emerald. Oh great its dark again and we don't know if that monster is chasing us! detto Twilight.
(Roar!) detto dark shadow. Yes he is chasing us detto Twilight. Go get them Dark shadow says Discord. Oh no he got us cornered were trapped detto Twilight! Say hello to your fate Says Discord.
To be continued.....................
The beginning of this story starts with a song. It will go back to Fluttershy's perspective in the successivo part.
.....
Queen Chrysalis
*walking through Ponyville as Fluttershy*
Not that I'm back,
No pony shall stop me
From the attack
Of my minions of changlings
Fluttershy
*running through Everfree forest*
I must stop her
From wreaking havoc
On Ponyville
And if I don't
It will be tragic
Q.C.
Soon, and very soon
Every pony shall see
I will once again
Reign supreme
Fluttershy
I must get
Out very soon
o else Pony-
ville will be doomed
*makes it out of Everfree forest*
Q.C.
*arrives at arcobaleno Dash's house*
Now this is where things get....
Fluttershy
Oh goodness this isn't....
Q.C. and Fluttershy
Fun!
.....
.....
Queen Chrysalis
*walking through Ponyville as Fluttershy*
Not that I'm back,
No pony shall stop me
From the attack
Of my minions of changlings
Fluttershy
*running through Everfree forest*
I must stop her
From wreaking havoc
On Ponyville
And if I don't
It will be tragic
Q.C.
Soon, and very soon
Every pony shall see
I will once again
Reign supreme
Fluttershy
I must get
Out very soon
o else Pony-
ville will be doomed
*makes it out of Everfree forest*
Q.C.
*arrives at arcobaleno Dash's house*
Now this is where things get....
Fluttershy
Oh goodness this isn't....
Q.C. and Fluttershy
Fun!
.....
My Little Pony: Friendship is magic
Derpy returns
Written by: Drwhoovesluvr
Scene 1:The Bin
(fan save derpy)
Derpy:
Hi. My name is Derpy Hooves. I used to be loved da many. I made them laugh. Then one giorno I decided to come out and talk to them.
(tears up)
They called me names: stupid, retarded, offensive
(tear drops)
I just don't know what went wrong.
(another tear)
I'm sorry every pony.
(sniffles a lot)
I-I-It's okay. It's okay-
(Pinky jumps in)
Pinky Pie:
Actually yes! It is!
Derpy:
Wha-?
Pinky Pie:
Celestia says that ciao apologized! She's giving te a focaccina, muffin negozio right successivo to my cupcake shop! OMG and te get to have me throw te a party!!!!
(Derpy glows as Pinky walks her back to Equestria from the "Bin")
Derpy returns
Written by: Drwhoovesluvr
Scene 1:The Bin
(fan save derpy)
Derpy:
Hi. My name is Derpy Hooves. I used to be loved da many. I made them laugh. Then one giorno I decided to come out and talk to them.
(tears up)
They called me names: stupid, retarded, offensive
(tear drops)
I just don't know what went wrong.
(another tear)
I'm sorry every pony.
(sniffles a lot)
I-I-It's okay. It's okay-
(Pinky jumps in)
Pinky Pie:
Actually yes! It is!
Derpy:
Wha-?
Pinky Pie:
Celestia says that ciao apologized! She's giving te a focaccina, muffin negozio right successivo to my cupcake shop! OMG and te get to have me throw te a party!!!!
(Derpy glows as Pinky walks her back to Equestria from the "Bin")
