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 General Itov
General Itov
This is a spin off of my Hedgehog In Ponyville series. It takes place between Discorded, and The Great Escape.

Theme song: link

Twilight's Student

For a long time, Twilight Sparkle has been evil, and has been working for a human scientist named Dr. Robotnik. He came from a world far away called Mobius.

Together, they created an army of Changelings, Griffons, and human soldiers known as Nazis.

After arresting Sean the hedgehog, arcobaleno Dash, Princess Celestia, and a group of other ponies, Twilight Sparkle was sent to Russia, to kill a Russian general.

However, as Twilight was doing this, she would find a discovery that would be with her for a long time.

Twilight's private plane was flying in Russia. The purple Alicorn jumped out, and flew safely to the ground.

Russian pony 35: *Attempts to shoot Twilight*
Twilight: *Creates shield, making the bullets hit the Russian pony*
Russian pony 24: AH! *About to punch, punzone Twilight*
Twilight: *Chokes Russian pony with magic*
Nazi Captain: Princess, we're glad to have te here with us.
Twilight: I'm sure te are. How many casualties have we taken?
Nazi Captain: Twenty of our soldiers have been shot.
Twilight: How many did the enemy take?
Nazi Captain: Five, including the two soldiers te just killed.
Twilight: I'll help us win this battle, but I need your gun.
Nazi Captain: *Gives Twilight an MP40, and a pistol*
Twilight: And the ammo.
Nazi Captain: *Gives Twilight ammo*
Twilight: And all your grenades.
Nazi Captain: *Gives Twilight five grenades* What am I suppose to do without any weapons?
Twilight: Do what all officers do if they fail to succeed in this war. *Chokes captain with magic, and kills him* You're fired.

Fighting music: link

Twilight: *Shoots three Russian Ponies*
Russian pony 67: *Throws grenade*
Twilight: *Makes grenade go back at Russian pony*
Russian pony 67: *Gets killed da grenade*
Twilight: *Sees barrier* (I have to get passed that barrier.)
Russian pony 3: *Tries to shoot Twilight*
Twilight: *Taking cover da tree* Man, play with your communist Friends instead of trying to kill me.
Russian pony 3: *Shoots più bullets at Twilight*
Twilight: *Shoots Russian Pony* Now, to take down that barrier. *Sees boulder, picks it up with magic, and smashes barrier*
Russian Ponies: *Charging from barrier towards Twilight*
Twilight: *Throws a grenade at Russian Ponies*
Russian Ponies: Retreat! *Get killed da grenade*
Twilight: Thank te for making this job easy. *Runs pass barrier*
Griffons: *Taking cover from Russian Ponies* Princess Twilight, they have a machine gun set up on our position. See if te can take them down.
Twilight: Pleasure is all mine man. *Flies up into the sky* I should be able to see the-
Russian Pony: *Shooting machine gun at Twilight*
Twilight: *Creates shield* Machine gun. *Flies back down to griffons* They have the machine gun set up at a building not far from here. Fly with me, and try to kill them. *Flies up into the air*
Griffons: *Flying with Twilight*
Twilight: *Creates shield protecting herself, and Griffons* Shoot them.
Griffons: *Shooting Russian Ponies*
Twilight: Good. Now keep up the good work while I go find General Itov. *Flies away*

Along the way, she met two changelings.

Changeling 35: Princess, we found General Itov for you. Follow us.
Twilight: I'm right behind you.
Changeling 34: *Flies with other changeling, and Twilight* He's at that house your highness.
Twilight: Perfect. *Lands on ground with the two changelings*
General Itov: *Walks out of building* Twilight! Whatever te want, te won't find it here!
Twilight: Man, te can't escape a princess with a black man's voice. Celestia may have put that curse on me, but I'm evil, and I don't care.
General Itov: *Grabs Rocket Launcher* Turn back now! *Shoots rocket*
Twilight: *Creates shield*

The blast did no harm to Twilight, but it killed the two changelings da her.

Twilight: *Shoots two bullets at General Itov*
General Itov: *Jumps up in air, and kicks Twilight*
Twilight: *Falls on ground* Man, you've got a strong kick. I'll give te that.
General Itov: *Attempts to kick Twilight again*
Twilight: *Moves out of way* But you're still not good enough to kill me. *Pulls trigger on MP40* Wait a minute, I'm gotta reload.
General Itov: *Punches Twilight in the face*
Twilight: *Grabs pistol* o I could execute you.
Two Russian Ponies: *Charging towards Twilight with rifles*
Twilight: *Creates shield, and shoots both Russian ponies*
General Itov: I will call for più reinforcements if te don't surrender!
Twilight: *Grabs General Itov with magic* I have a better idea. How about te surrender?

più music: link

Twilight: *Throws General Itov into building*
General Itov: Ah! *Coughing blood*
Twilight: *Pointing gun at General Itov* te ain't alone man. Where is your commander?
General Itov: Being evil has clouded your mind. te killed my commander a long time ago.
Twilight: Then he won't care about me killing you.

She was just about to shoot him, when a grey puledro, colt grabbed the gun with magic, and was pointing the gun at Twilight.

General Itov: *Gasp*
Twilight: *Looks at colt, and then at General Itov, then back at the colt* A son.
Colt: *Continues pointing gun at Twilight*
General Itov: Jeff!!
Twilight: *Chokes General Itov to death with magic*
Nazis: *Run into building*
Nazi Officer: Princess Twilight. *Sees Jeff, then points at him*
Nazis: *About to shoot Jeff*
Twilight: *Uses magic to take pistole away from Nazis, and shoot them with the guns*
Jeff: *Looks at Twilight*
Twilight: *Looks at Jeff* Come with me. più soldiers will be here soon.

Okay, stop the music.

Twilight took Jeff to Nazi Headquarters in Ponyville. She used a spell to change him into a stallion, and he was now at the age of 22.

Jeff: *Sitting in a chair*
Twilight: te were little when I found you. Now, you're going to help me with a few jobs, and learn some magic from me.
Jeff: *Slowly stands up* What do te want me to do first Princess?
Twilight: I want te to go do some training first. te should be able to find the training area on your own.
Jeff: As te wish Twilight.

Jeff left Twilight in the room, and went da himself to the training room.

2 B continued
 Jeff as a colt.
Jeff as a colt.
 Jeff as a stallion
Jeff as a stallion
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Saten Twist left the station in the Super Chief. As he drove the train away from Los Angeles, Jake started having secondo thoughts about his job.

Jake: *Sitting on a bench, looking down at the ground*
Stallion 22: *Arrives* We need te to get ready for the El Capitan.
Jake: Can I drive the train?
Stallion 22: te need to check the baggage.
Jake: Then I quit. *Walks away*
Stallion 22: Have fun looking for another job. You'll never get hired anywhere else.
Jake: We'll see about that.

Jake made a call to the Southern Pacific.

Jake: I heard you're looking for a new engineer.
Southern Pacific Pony: Yes sir,...
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Song: link

Saten: *Enjoying Musica on his record player while sitting in his couch, and drinking a glass of water* This is how te enjoy a summer morning. *Hears a doorbell, and walks to his door*
Tareq: *Watches Saten open the door* Hi Saten. I would have called but my line's down. Can I hang out with you?
Saten: Come on inside.
Tareq: *Closes the door* Buddy Holly. Good choice.
Saten: I just bought it a few days ago. How did your run with Jake go yesterday?
Tareq: Not bad. I actually got him to sit down, and shut up.
Saten: Thank god! How did he react?
Tareq: He stayed silent once I told him about...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The successivo day, Jake went back to the train station in Albuquerque. Tareq was waiting.

Jake: Hey. My name's Jake, and I'm a nerd.
Tareq: Oh no.
Jake: Did te know that the Santa Fe was first created in 1859? We've been around for nearly 100 years.
Tareq: Buddy, I'm gonna ask te to shut up. We have a freight train that needs to head into Chicagoat. We're gonna go as far as La Junta in Coltorado. Once we get there, we'll come back on another freight. Are te ready?
Jake: Sure. *Climbs on board with Tareq*


They quickly started their journey north.

Jake: Do te know why our freight engines are painted...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Saten Twist was assigned to teach Jake how to drive passenger trains. He was waiting on the platform, and the Super Chief was due to leave in five minutes.

Saten Twist: *Sitting on a bench, watching a switcher push five diesels onto the Super Chief* There's my power for the train. Now where is that pony with the glasses?
Jake: *Arrives, feeling very happy*
Saten Twist: Alright, te made it.
Jake: Hey. My name's Jake, and I'm a nerd.
Saten Twist: We met yesterday at the bar. I remember your name.
Jake: Well there's a first.
Saten Twist: Follow me. *Walks to the diesels*
Jake: *Following Saten Twist*...
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posted by mariofan14
What is love, really? Is it merely some fool's dream that is only temporarily powerful, o is it the feeling of affection one has for another? Surely, it is o should be the latter, but it can be taken the wrong way. In that matter, that is called lust, meaning an uncontrolled feeling for others that can and will blow away your self-control.

Here's a good example of lust: the affair between Paolo Malatesta and Francesca da Polenta. Paolo was the younger brother of Giovanni, who was to be married to Francesca. This marriage was to be a solidification of peace between their families, probably...
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Source: facebook, joyreactor
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Inside Black Tuesday's tent, Guy got his camera ready.

Guy: Okay. It's a little dark in here, but it should work.
Black Tuesday: Why?
Guy: It has to be bright enough to mostra te what I'm about to do. I'd mostra te some of my other stop motion videos, but I left those all at home. *Grabs a cup, and puts it on a shelf* Now watch what I do. *Takes a picture of the cup, then nudges it to the left, and takes another picture*
Black Tuesday: Is that all there is to it? Moving a cup from one place to another in the shortest distance possible?
Guy: Unless te want two pictures in your video, it's più complicated...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
Slash - *looks around the murder scene wich is pinkies house*
Ace - I see nothing.
Slash - Well I do see some apples. The died out of strong kick I assume.
Ace - UT the autopsy say-
Slash - Poison. volpe used poison. But secondo coming was another Killer. Wich is... *looks up on cealing* Haaa... *looks on tavolo and points on mela, apple pie* AppleJack.
Ace - What! How can te be so sure.
Slash - She came In and gave Pinkie the mela, apple pie. Problem is. *cuts pie in half* Half of it is poison. While secondo part is hallucigen. She probably saw monster o something kicked her almost dead body and ran away tripping...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Episode 6: Snow

Special Guest Stars, Jordan from SeanTheHedgehog
And Neon Lights as Nick Ren

Gran Turismo just got 18 inches of snow. Even though all of the roads were plowed, the speed limits were reduced, to avoid accidents.

Julia: *Stops her car successivo to a speed sign*
Tim: *Gets a temporary speed sign, and puts it up*

The on the road they were currently on was reduced from 35 to 20. Every road in Gran Turismo had it's speed decreased da 15.

Tim: There we go. *Gets back into the car, sitting successivo to Julia*
Julia: *Drives the car*
Tim: *Picks up the receiver on the radio*...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
What to expect in this episode.

Ponies: *Riding snowmobiles in the snow*

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Tim: *With Captain Jefferson in his office* What you're asking for can't be accomplished. We don't have the right vehicles to stop those guys.

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Captain Jefferson: *Outside with a State Trooper pony* How soon will they arrive?
State Trooper Pony: As soon as we get enough money from our charity.
Captain Jefferson: That could take forever.
State Trooper Pony: Well you're gonna have to be patient!

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Mare: *Trapped in a car laying on it's side in snow* Help! I can't open my door!
Tim: Just sit tight! We'll get te out!...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
successivo giorno at breifing, Captain Jefferson had a message.

Captain Jefferson: There are reports being made about a silver Honda drifting on the streets of this town. We need to put a stop to it. He got away from us one time, we're not gonna let it happen again. That's all I got, any questions?
Tim: May I say something Captain?
Captain Jefferson: Go ahead, but make it quick.
Tim: *Goes to the front of the room* Now tomorrow, I'm making plans to extend my model railroad layout. Anypony interested in helping me out, go ahead, and say so.

Three ponies, along with Toby raised their hooves.

Tim: Okay....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
In part 2 of this episode Tom, Saten Twist, Master Sword, and Sean were playing Grand Theft Auto 5. They were having a race. The race was at the airport. The ramps went from the runway, over the airport, and ended midair above a highway. Then te get on più ramps that turn back to the airport, and after getting off the last one, te have to land in the same spot that te started the race to win.

Sean killed everyone once except for Master Sword, and was winning the race.

Sean: *Lands on the highway, and start going up più ramps* Good thing there's only one lap to this race.
Master Sword: *Angry*...
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posted by mariofan14
I have dato out some wise sayings to te people in the past. Hopefully they helped te all become più of a "human" person, not a "scumbag" person.

And so, for no specific reason whatsoever, I'll give te all some wise sayings to help te out some more, as well as myself. Just to let te know, some of these are based on proverbs from the biblical Book of Proverbs.

Here is what I would like to say:

Bad people te hang out with are a trap, waiting to capture te at any dato moment.

Treasure what te may be dato from people, be it object o affection. Neither lasts as long as te would think it...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Tom: Our last part of this episode, and we have two things for you. First up, Brony Of The Month.
Master Sword: For August 2015, it's Nickfurious94, a new guy.
Audience: *Cheering*
Tom: With that out of the way, it's time for the bloopers we created while filming this episode.

Blooper song: link

Tom: Hello everypony, and- *Waits for Master Sword to cough*
Master Sword: *Coughs*
Tom: Goddammit!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Do it again.

Take 2

Tom: Hello everypony, and-
Master Sword: *Coughs*
Tom: Goddammit!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: te interrupted me!
Master Sword: Not on purpose!!
Tom: Yes it...
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Jim, Case Cracker, and Gordon were about to make their attack on the Rock Island Bikers, but first they needed to do something at an abandoned warehouse.

Jim: *Driving the van*
Gordon: Hey. When te detto abandoned warehouse, what did te mean da that?
Jim: It's a place only I know about. Since te two are going to see it, te can't tell anypony else. Got it?
Gordon: Got it.
Case Cracker: Got it. Whats at this abandoned warehouse anyways?
Jim: A lot of guns, and ammunition. te put those RIB uniforms on now. We want to fool them.
Case Cracker: Alright. *puts on uniform*
Gordon: *puts on uniform*...
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