posted by Seanthehedgehog
This is the 2,100th articolo on this club. Let's celebrate!!
Now onto the story
Many serious crimes have been committed through out Equestria. Some of them, are dealing with illegal drugs. We told some ponies about this, and here are what they said.
Twilight: Man, I got's no idea what you're talkin bout. *Grabs weed, and starts smoking it*
Applejack: It's a good thing we don't have any drugs in Ponyville. *Kicks mela, apple tree* Wait a minute. *Thinking* Twilight has drugs! I hope she gets put in the slammer.
arcobaleno Dash: If there were any ponies dealing with illegal drugs, I'd stop them before the police would be able to.
We got another camera crew to go with some police ponies searching for drugs in Brooklyn, which is near Manehattan.
Police Pony: *Driving police car* All these drug deals were common four years ago, but now they barely do anything like this.
Police pony 2: Speaking of drugs, guess what Princess Twilight Sparkle has been up to.
Police Pony: What?
Police pony 2: It's all over the news. She was caught smoking weed.
Police Pony: When te think te know somepony. I thought she died.
Police pony 2: What are te talking about?
Police Pony: In Hedgehog In Ponyville: Return To Ponyville, arcobaleno Dash kills Twilight Sparkle, and brings peace back to Equestria.
Police pony 2: I never got to see that, but it's too bad Twilight came back to life after that. How was that possible?
Police Pony: I guess it was just-
Dispatch: Attention all units, drug deal going down at the parking lot under the bridge at Washington Avenue.
Police Pony: *Driving to Washington Avenue*
Police pony 2: Roger. *Turns on siren*
Police Pony: *Turns left on Washington Avenue* There they are.
Drug dealers: *Getting in cars, and a delivery van, and drive away*
Police Pony: I've got three suspect vehicles. A grey 2011 Chevronet Pearla, a white Toycolta Landcruiser, and a white delivery van. I'm in pursuit of the the delivery van, other suspect vehicles are heading along the bridge, northbound.
Dispatch: I copy, sending backup to stop the other two suspects.
Drug Dealer: *Opens door to van, and is carrying a Micro SMG*
Police Pony: Get down.
Camera Pony: *Gets down*
Drug Dealer: *Shooting police car*
Police Pony: Return fire.
Police pony 2: *Shoots drug dealer*
Drug Dealing Driver: *Turns right*
Police Pony: *Follows drug dealer*
Drug Dealing Driver: *Tries to put on brakes, but they don't work. He wants to slow down to make a left turn, but crashes into a wall*
Police Pony: *Stops car da van*
Police pony 2: Stay here, we'll be back.
We weren't able to get anymore footage of the situation, but the driver was taken to a hospital, and sent to jail for three years. The police in Brooklyn, and Manehattan have many hard tasks to do, but they're not the only ones.
Los Angeles has many nice attractions, but like Manehattan, it's a big city, and also dangerous. The police there never know what's going to happen.
Fluttershy is not the only one breaking the law in Ponyville. A few other ponies do it as well.
Some places in the middle east have ponies who turn out to be terrorists, and there are barely any police ponies in those towns.
Remember this. The ponies that work in the police force don't arrest you, o give te tickets because they hate you, but it's their job, and it's to protect the town that they work in.
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