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Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Coffee Crème "Frenchy" From Karina_Brony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Also starring the Southern Pacific ponies.

Nikki West From Jade_23

Michael, Roger, and Anthony From Seanthehedgehog

Episode 53

Anthony, And The Important Passenger

August 20, 1956

Hawkeye was sitting with Stylo at a bench. Both ponies were waiting for a train to arrive, so that they could drive it. However, Hawkeye had a guitar, and was playing Hound Dog, da Elvis Presley.

Hawkeye: *Playing guitar, and singing* te ain't nothing but a hound dog, just crying all the time.
Stylo: *Glaring at Hawkeye*
Hawkeye: *Playing guitar, and singing* te ain't nothing but a hound dog, just crying all the time.
Stylo: Pierce.
Hawkeye: Well, te ain't never caught a rabbit, and te ain't no friend mine.
Stylo: ciao Hawk.
Hawkeye: Hold on, I'm getting to the best part of the song. *Continues to play guitar, and sing* Well they detto te was high class, but that was just a lie.
Stylo: PIERCE!!
Hawkeye: *Stops playing, and stares at Stylo* Jeez, what's gotten into you?
Stylo: Two things. One, that annoying song, and two, why do te have a guitar, when we're supposed to be driving a train within... *Checks watch* Four minutes?
Hawkeye: I figured it would be a good way to entertain us while we wait.
Stylo: Well entertain me some other way, I'm not feeling well.
Hawkeye: How about a story? That always cheers everypony up.
Stylo: Fine.
Hawkeye: Okay, so on Nikki's railway, she works with two stallions. Anthony, and Roger. Roger is a blue version of Gordon, and Anthony is the complete opposite of Roger.
Stylo: How is that possible?
Hawkeye: I don't know, ask Nikki. She's the one that told me the story. Anyway, here's what happened.

But before Hawkeye could start the story, the horn of a nearby train could be heard.

Stylo: *Looks to the left* That's our train. Let's get ready.
Hawkeye: Okay, I'll tell te the story when we get onboard. *Putting chitarra in case* Hey, te know what really surprised me?
Stylo: What?
Hawkeye: We just had our very first argument. After being Friends for three years, we finally found something to be angry at each other for.
Stylo: Yeah. Just don't play that song when we get on the train.
Hawkeye: Okay, I promise. Can I at least play Long Tall Sally da Little Richie?
Stylo: No!

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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 This is my OC Donovan. He will take the role of Colonel Von Waldheim
This is my OC Donovan. He will take the role of Colonel Von Waldheim
The following is based off of the 1964 film, The Train.

Paris, August 2nd, 1944. 1511th giorno of German occupation.

German Ponies: *Guarding a museum*
Other German Ponies: *Arriving in a staff car between two motorcycles. They stop at the museum*
German Pony: Achtung.
Driver: *Gets out of the car, and opens the back right door*
Colonel Von Waldheim: *Steps out of the car wearing a jacket, and a hat. He salutes his soldiers, and walks into the museum*

Inside the museum were lots of paintings. This was an art museum.

Colonel Von Waldheim: *Puts his jacket, and hat onto a cappotto hanger. He slowly walks...
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Spike: [sighs] te know the worst thing about te being the Princess of Friendship? The dishes.
Twilight: Thanks for taking care of that, Spike. After three events in one week, I really needed to relax with a good book.
Spike: It's kinda funny, isn't it? All these ponies comin' to te for consigli about friendship?
Twilight: What's funny about that?
Spike: te know, 'cause te used to be famous for being such a bad friend.
Twilight: What are te talking about? I had good Friends in Canterlot.
Spike: Come on, Twilight. Look at the wall. D'ya see any foto from before we moved to Ponyville? And look...
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Source: facebook, joyreactor
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Pierce returned to his tavolo from the bathroom when he noticed Bob was missing.

Pierce: Where did he go?
Waitress: *Arrives* Where did your friend go?
Pierce: That's what I'd like to find out! He must have left without me. *Sits down* I might as well finish this first, then find a way to catch up to him. *Drinks his milkshake, and takes a bite from his burger*

Meanwhile Karl was driving his car through a town called Tipton. He was on the same highway as Tom again, but this time he was behind him.

Karl: *Stops at a red light*
Pony 1: *Stops behind him, and revs his engine twice*
Pony 2: Easy....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Karl was driving his rental car in Bakersfield.

Karl: I got a decent car for free. *Laughs to himself*
Cop: Attention all units, be on the lookout for a 1957 Ford Fairlane stolen from a Hertz rental place just outside of L.A.
Cop 4: Ten-4, we'll keep an eye out for the car.
Cop: The rental company doesn't want any damage on this car. Understood?
Cop 4: Roger.
Karl: *Yawns* Why do I feel so... sleepy? *Falls asleep*

Song: link

Karl: *Swerving to the left, and right*
Ponies: *Honking their horns*
Karl: *Hits the brakes, and turns left. He goes faster*
Cop 4: That car is speeding.
Cop 3: Might also...
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LATER:

Saten: Hello AppleJack.

AppleJack: (with the other girls as they discuss a plan) Ah can't talk wait now Saten.

Saten: But would te help me be a better boyfriend for Trixie.

AppleJack: Surely te must have 'other' X girlfriends. Yer kinda handsome.

Saten: Well.. There was that 'one' girl I tried asking out... But things didn't go well.

FLASHBACK:

Glaze: (in the middle of Canto the arcobaleno factory Musica video).

Saten: (comes onto the set, forth bacheca styled) Excuse me, parden me.

Director: CUUT!... Who the fuck is this!?

Glaze: (facehoof) Saten.. I told te not to bother me at work.

Saten: But...
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Derpy: I really messed up on those invitations! I feel just awful!
Master Sword: Why'd te bring me to Cake N' bacon, pancetta affumicata for our third date, I HATE this place!
Derpy: I told Cranky I could get 'em printed for cheap, but that meant hiring somebody with no experience using a printing press... Oh, I wish there was a way I could go back in time and fix all this.
Sword: To prove my hatred of this place, I'm gonna leave a lousy tip...under fifteen percent!... And then I'll send my meal back, even though it's EXACTLY what I ordered!
Derpy: Is it possible were having two different conversations?
Sword: How should I know, I'm not listening to you!
#1: The new MLP:
I never even heard of the new MLP at the time.
And when I was convinced into seeing it, da all those pictures on Facebook.
I can't say I enjoyed it.. In fact.. It was terrible.
But when I heard of all those so called "bronys" I figured to at give it an honest chance before truly judging it.
And the fact it had John De Lancie, only gave me più reasons to keep giving it an honest chance..


#2: ANGRY VIDEO GAME NERD:
I know what te think.
But no.
Discovering this guy had NOTHING to do with my friendship with Windwakerguy430.
It had to do with looking up Freddy Krueger's villain's...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song >>>> link

Taxi Ponies: *Driving taxi cabs to the station*

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Railway Pony: *Driving freight train across a bridge going over the train tracks at the station.*
Metal Gloss: *Drives freight train under bridge*
Pony: *In the station, buying a ticket. As soon as he gets the ticket, he runs across the platform, and boards his train.*
Hawkeye: *Preparing train for departure*
Stylo: *Looking at orders on paper*
Hawkeye:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Video Game Troll

Starring Sean the hedgehog as Fox335
Mortomis as Kadillack
Other players in this match are real players, and are not portrayed da any actors.

Today's game: Grand Theft Auto 5

Fox335: *Driving a Red Coquette through Blaine County*
Kadillack: te know? This is the only good Grand Theft Auto game. Every other game has either bad graphics, o terrible gameplay. Usually, it's both.
klk321: Yo, you're insulting the best video game franchise ever.
Fox335: No, the best game franchise ever is Gran Turismo. te don't have to murder others just to win a race.
Audience: *Quietly laughing*...
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: facebook, deviantart, joyreactor
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Gordon, and Case cracker were at a phone booth da a drug store when this happened.

Gordon: *Inserts coins in phone booth, and dials Jim's number*
Case Cracker: *Waits in the car*
Jim: Hello?
Gordon: It's done. Anthony is dead.
Jim: That's good. Come on down to the pizzeria, and I'll-
RIB's: *Shooting ponies in pizzeria*
Jim: *Gets shot* AGH! Get over here quickly!! *Hangs up*
Gordon: *Runs to car* Case, Jim is in trouble. I don't know what's happening, but we have to go help him quickly *Drives onto highway*
Case Cracker: Let's hurry then!
Gordon: *Going 90 miles an hour*
Case Cracker: *Impatiently...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Gordon, and Case cracker blew up a room in the Equestrian Pyramid. They were on a lift outside of the building, and were now about to finish the job.

Case Cracker: On your mark. *readies pistol*
Gordon: *Makes lift go down* Get set.
Manehattan Ponies: *Running away*
Gordon: *stops lift* Go *Runs in room*
Case Cracker: *Runs inside. Shoots 3 running away*
Manehattan ponies: *Grab Shotguns*
Gordon: *Shoots a pony's head off* Get behind the counter *Gets behind counter*
Case Cracker: *Ducks behind counter*
Manehattan pony 36: *Shoots the counter* Get up, and fight like stallions te cowards!
Case Cracker:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Gordon
Gordon
SeanTheHedgehog and Izfankirby Present

Grand Theft Ponies

San Franciscolt, December 1988

The fanfic begins with Gordon, and Case cracker at Gordon's house. They are watching a football game. The Eagles are beating the Giants 21-10

Gordon: I always told te that the Giants sucked.
Case Cracker: Calm down, halftime just ended. They've had some bad luck is all.
Gordon: No kidding. They'll never win a game.

Suddenly, the phone rings.

Gordon: Ah good. Commercials, and a call. *picks up phone* Hello?
Jim: ciao Gordon, it's Jim. Get Case cracker with you, and meet me at the Pizzeria on Mane Ashbury.
Gordon:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Golfing

Starring Tom Foolery as Otis
Master Sword as Chip
Snow Wonder as Elena
Heartsong as Casey
Cosmic arcobaleno as Olson
Mortomis as Caddy
Blaze as Mitchell

Audience: *Laughing*
Otis: What are te laughing for? We didn't even start the skit yet.
Audience: *Laughing*

The End

Audience: *Laughing*
Otis: What the hell are te doing?! If we didn't even start the skit, what makes te think it's the end?

Now the skit starts. At the Ponyville golf course, Mitchell, and Olson were playing against each other.

Mitchell: *Waiting to hit the ball as he hears a train's horn*
Olson: *Waiting*
Mitchell: *Hits...
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: facebook, joyreactor, deviantart
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Link to part 3: link

Ditto: There are two things I want te to do.
Thomas: I thought te detto there was only one thing.
Ditto: Yeah, well.. I lied about that. I want te to practice concentration, and spiking the ball.
Erik: I can't believe te lied to us coach.
Ditto: Yeah, I know. Now start practicing, first on spiking. Thomas, Mimi, and Joe, te go on one side of the net, and the rest of te stay on the other side.
Silver: That's fine. I had no anticipation on leaving this side of the net anyway.
Ditto: Good. *Throws pallavolo to Thomas* Spike it Tom.
Thomas: *Spikes the ball, but it goes...
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After some time passed, the diamond Cani got their ship repaired. Well, actually they didn't do anything. They just watched the repair pony fix their ship.

Repair Pony: There. Your ship has been repaired. It'll cost you-
Indiana Bones: *Shoots the ground near the pony's hoof* We won't be paying anything if te don't mind.
Repair Pony: *Nervous* Uh no. I don't mind. Go ahead. The repairs are free.
Indiana Bones: Just the way we like it. Right fellas?
Diamond Dogs: Yeah.

As they were getting their ship out of the repairs, Martin went back into the guard tower, and looked through his microscope....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Master Sword: Why are we always standing in front of the exact same house?
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Don't ask me. Ask the director.
Master Sword: He's not even here.
Tom: Why not?
Master Sword: He got arrested for drunk driving, and attacking a police officer, thinking it was a zombie panda.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Strange.... very very strange. Today's crossover parody, Barbie: Life In The Russian Front.
Audience:...
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added by tinkerbell66799
Source: Original Owners (NOT ME!)