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posted by Seanthehedgehog
As Roger was driving the train, Duke kept on talking to him with the radio in his engine, to make sure Roger was paying attention to his work.

Duke: Look in front of you!
Roger: *Grabs speaker, and talks on radio* What do te think I'm doing Einstein?
Duke: Goofing off.
Roger: Let's just say that I am not as careless as I was twenty one years ago. I was twenty two, but now I am older, più mature, and not careless.
Duke: That's not what Anthony told me!
Roger: *Sees tunnel in front of them* Put your headlights on, we're going through a tunnel. *Turns headlights on his engine*
Duke: *Does the same*
Roger: *Driving train at 20 miles an hour*
Duke: How big is this tunnel?
Roger: Not big.
Duke: Why are te going slow?
Roger: It's a one way mainline da a cliff.

Roger was getting so angry, that he didn't notice the tracks in front of the train were in bad condition.

Duke: I'm just saying-
Roger: No, I don't care, alright? te think I'm careless. Let me tell te something. I will not this train get derailed! *Gets train derailed*
Duke: *Applies brakes on engine*

Roger's engine was hanging off of the cliff, but it didn't fall off.

Duke: *Puts engine in reverse*
Roger: *Feels his engine shaking*
Duke: *Gets back on radio* Stop making your engine shake te bastard!
Roger: I can't control it!
Duke: *Checks fuel gauge in his engine* I'm almost empty.
Conductor: *Enters Duke's locomotive* What happened?
Duke: That's not important. Get più oil for my engine. I'm almost empty.
Conductor: There's a gas station nearby. I'll get help fast. *Runs out of engine*
Passenger: *Walks out of train* Sir, what's happening?
Conductor: One of the engines got derailed, and is hanging off of a cliff. Get everypony to the gas station, we need oil, quickly.

The gas station was right da the train, but a collina made things difficult to get there. So, all the passengers, as well as a few other ponies formed a line, and they all had buckets. They were filled with oil, and were taken to the gas tank of Duke's engine.

Duke: *Seeing oil go into his engine* Wunderbar. Keep it up.
Passenger: How's the engineer doing in that engine hanging off of the cliff?
Duke: He'll be fine. *Gets an idea, then gets back into his engine. He turns on the radio to talk to Roger* Roger, how are you?
Roger: *Gets on his radio* Never better. I always enjoyed having my life in danger with a view of a town 2,000 feet before me.
Duke: Now is not the time for sarcasm. Can te climb out of your engine?
Roger: What for?
Duke: Just do it!
Roger: *Uses magic to teleport successivo to Duke* What do te have in mind old timer?
Duke: Now that you're out of the engine, it should be light enough for me to use my engine to get it back on the tracks.
Roger: You're crazy.
Duke: Watch me. *Gets back in his engine*

Surprisingly it worked. Duke drove his engine in reverse, and got Roger's engine back on the tracks.

Roger got back in his locomotive, and they started heading for Winnemucca. da the time they got there, Michael was waiting.

Roger: *Stops train, then gets out of engine* Michael?
Michael: I heard about it, and I just hope you're okay.
Passengers: *Walking out of train*
Roger: I'm fine, it's just that-
Passengers: Are te the boss of this railway?
Michael: No, but I do control this route.
Passengers: Your engineer Duke is a genius. He saved somepony from a tragic accident.
Duke: *Walks out of engine*
Roger: I'm sorry for being mean to you. Why did te rescue me after all the bad things I detto to you?
Duke: Well, te got me a job for this railway. I figured I had to pay te back somehow.

The End

On the successivo episode of Ponies On The Rails

A new worker arrives for the Southern Pacific.
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Jeff was soon sitting successivo to the judge.

Judge: It appears that everypony is saying te were in Cheyenne when Gordon took charge on the giorno February 20, 1954.
Jeff: Yes, I was there.
Judge: What did te think of Gordon's actions when he told te to take the rails apart, and fix them again?
Coffee Creme: Objection.
Hawkeye: te can't object to what the judge says!
Judge: Thank you. Now Jeff, if te will please answer my question.
Jeff: I was very surprised, and upset da what Gordon wanted me to do.
Judge: When te say surprised, do te mean like an angry kind of surprised, o just surprised?
Jeff:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
After shoveling più coal into the firebox, Hawkeye got the freight cars moving.

Hawkeye: Now this is più like it. *sits back*
Red Rose: *Looking at train* You're going a little too fast.
Hawkeye: *gently applies brakes*
Worker: *Uncouples chemical car* Wait a minute. That chemical car is going too fast! *Chasing chemical car*
Red Rose: Attention, we have a out of control chemical car in the yard.
Hawkeye: *Stops train* Ugh. I hope this never happens again.
Worker: *Jumps on car* Ok, now to apply the brakes *Breaks brake* AAAHH!! *Goes to alternative brakes* This car must stop *Applying alternative...
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In Ponyville at the pony Alliance Headquarters.

Big Mac: Twilight Sparkle has been reported in the Griffon Kingdom. We have also found out that the enemy is building a spazio station called the Death Egg. We need two volunteers to lead one of the groups going into battle, and in which territory.
Rarity: I'll lead the attack on the Death Egg.
Big Mac: Anyone going with Rarity, please say so.
Pinkie Pie: I'm going.
Fluttershy: Me too.
Shredder: And me.
Big Mac: And now, do we have any volunteers for the attack in the Griffon Kingdom?
Sean: Me.
Big Mac: Anyone joining Sean's group may say so.
Bonbon:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Louis soon saw Orion walk into the office.

Louis: ciao you. Are te Orion?
Orion: Yeah, what do te want?
Louis: I want to talk to you.
Orion: About what?
Louis: What te just did.
Orion: Oh boy! Am I going to get fired?! Please fuoco me!
Louis: I don't work for the Union Pacific, so I can't fuoco you.
Orion: Oh, well then I'm outta here. *Leaves*
Louis: Orion!
Orion: *Running, jumps off platform, and flies*
Louis: *Flies after Orion*
Orion: *Going high*
Louis: Oh jeez.
Orion: *Flying very fast at very high altitude* Haha!
Louis: I'm not that good at flying.
Orion: Now, which city am I currently flying...
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posted by Canada24
LATER!

Ditto, Dash and applejack gather the rest of the main six.

But first applejack had to think, how exactly was she suppose to break this to Rarity, didn't think that part though.

But, unexpectedly, Dash just went out and detto it, not even giving it enough thought.

Reasonably, Rarity was speechless, and just stood there wild mouthed.

In fact, things were quite for a long while.

"This better not be, some sort of cruel joke" Rarity detto finally.

"In truth.. I didn't believe it either. But I went over there, and well. Found abit of her costume" applejack insisted, and even showed it, to prove she...
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posted by Canada24
Considering nobody else was aware of poor Sweetie Belle's situation.

Everything was normal.

Dash and Ditto were working the haunted house, it's possible they may be finally getting along, but it's uncertain.

Scootaloo and AppleBloom, we're the successivo to try the haunted house, they didn't know where Sweetie Belle was, but they assumed she was just busy.

Last they saw her, she was hanging with Button Mash, when, unfortunately, it's partly his fault that she's in the situation she's in.

Anyway.

As they entered the haunted house, it was suddenly very dark, they kept banging into each other, much to the...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
arcobaleno Dash, and Zecora arrived at Canterlot. They were surprised to see Pinkie Pie, and Applejack.

Rainbow Dash: I thought te two got killed.
Pinkie Pie: Nein. We ran away as soon as we saw Celestia die.
Applejack: *Sees Zecora* Zecora, so glad to see you. Have te two brought the other ponies back to life before coming here?
Rainbow Dash: Oh, damnit I forgot!
Zecora: That's alright. I will teleport there with another potion, and bring your Friends back to life.
Applejack: Will te get back in time?
Zecora: I should be able to. I have a lot of the teleportation potion.
Rainbow Dash: Good....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Upon arrival to C.I.E Headquarters, P was there waiting.

S: *Parks car*
P: *Opens door for Con*
Con: Well, *Gets out of car* That was very generous of te sir.
P: No problem. I'm glad te have returned.
Con: Thanks. It's great to be back.
P: Right. Now, I know te just returned, but I need te to do something for me.
Con: What is it?
P: You'll know once I mostra you. *Walks upstairs*
Con: *Follows P* You're very good at hiding secrets.
P: 0007, I just want te to complete this job, and that's it. *Walks in room*
Con: *Enters room* What's this?
P: That's a time machine.
Con: Really?
P: Yes. Now listen,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Toby, and Melissa walked home, and told their parents about what they saw.

Martha: A painted tree? How is that possible?
Toby: The art class in our school did it.
James: Whatever will they think of next?
Toby: Maybe someday, a pony will put an engine into a horse carriage, and call it a car.
James: Hmmm.
Toby: It may not sound like a good idea now, but when it does get invented più ponies will want to try it, and then they'll start creating their own cars. In twenty years o so, they'll make a lot of changes to the car.
James: Uh, Toby? That's never going to happen at all.
Toby: Just a guess....
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Trixie:Discort,I only made that stupid Pinkie Pie as a "great master" for only a short time.She does not know what is going to happen.
Discort:And what do te want from me?
Trixie:I want te to let her know who is the boss here.
Discort:But te can do it already.
Trixie:Now,I say!
Discort:Okay,but don't cry to me later.
Trixie:Don't worry.I won't.
Discort:Okay.You asked for it.
Trixie:Don't try to change my mind.I now te are still tuched from that friend of yours"Flutter Shy".She is più weaker and stupid than anyone.
Discort:Don't te dare to speak to her like that.
Trixie:And why?What are te going to do about it?
Discort:I will never work with te again.
Trixie:Okay.Turn your self to good.I don't need te anymore.You know what?I didn't needed te at the first place.
Discort:Very well then.*Leaves*
Trixie:Pahtethic!*sigh*

Discort:I am da your side now.
Flutter Shy:How can we believe you?
Twilight:Prove it.
Discort:Okay.*proves it*
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