Spike: te guys are such perverts.
Snips: Oh. te say it like its a bad thing.
Spike: It 'is' a bad thing.
Snails: Hey. What's so bad about spying on BonBon and Lyra Armstrong.
Spike: Everything.
Snails: Oh come on. Just tell us who's hotter.
Spike: I don't know. But neither do I care.
Voice: *aham*
Spike: Dash?
Rainbow: te guys aren't even hiding.
Snails: Makes it less obvious.
Rainbow: Fair enough.


Rainbow: I'M NOT @#$%IN GAY!
Lyra: Are te sure. Cause this whole lesbian tantrum, isn't helping your point.
Rainbow: @#$% te *prepares punch*
Spike: Wow. Wow. Calm down Dashie..
Rainbow: Fine. *tries calming down*
BonBon: Still a lesbian!
Rainbow: *growls and punches BonBon square in the face*
Rainbow: te STUPID @#$%!
BonBon and Lyra run off in fear.
Rainbow: @#$% THOSE @#$%IN, MOTHER @#$%IN PIECES OF @#$%!., HOW COULD THEY @#$%IN SAY THAT!... FUCK!


Rainbow: I bet I could make even te fall in Amore with me!
Spike: Good luck with that.
Rainbow: No need for luck. I'm awesome!
Spike: Whatever te say.


Saten Twist and Derpy approach sugercubes and see that it's crowded, and Pinkie has pages saying Team rainbow, team Spike.
Saten Twist: *imitating Stewie from Family guy* Da hell is this!?
Pinkie: Didn't te hear?
Derpy: Hear what?
Pinkie: Dash made a bet with Spike that she'll make him fall in Amore with her.
Saten Twist: Annnd. Your taking advantage of your Friends da going into their personal business da betting money on it.
Pinkie: I... Guess.
Saten Twist: No fair! I was gonna do that!
Derpy: SATEN!
Saten Twist: What? It's true.
Pinkie: Hey.. How about this. te can be on my team. And if neither wins. We're diviso, spalato the money.
Saten Twist: ... Done *they brohoof*


Rainbow: Rairty!.. Rarity I need makeover.
Rarity: Haha. Very funny,
Rainbow: I'm serious!
Rarity: It'll take to lon-
Rainbow: *angrily* RARITY! I'm desperate!.. Now make me hot o I swear, I'll set your head on fire!
Rarity; Fine. Fine..


TO BE CONTAINUED