SEVERAL DAYS LATER:
Guard: te must of been counting your blessings Chimney. te made bail.
Patrol board member: Do te believe, in your best judgment, that te have been rehabilitated?
Chimney Sheep: Rehabilitated? It's just a stupid, made-up word, so boys like te can sit behind a desk, wear a fancy suit, and feel important. You're a jerk, and I had sex with your mother last night. And I swear to God, te let me outta here, first thing I'm gonna do is kill again!
Patrol board member: (approves him for bail)
Chimney: Well. Thanks for bailing me out te two.
Derpy: No problem.
Chimney: Shit Derpy. What happened to your eyes!? te look like a cucciolo that was chewed up da an even bigger puppy. Hahahah- but seriously, te look great.
Derpy: Look. We need te to help us get out of town. My cousin ended up killing Reggie.
Saten: Hey. Least I got a cutie mark out of it.
Chimney: Wait.. Reggie?.. Derpy, isn't he the one who punched te in the throat, and that's why your voice changed.
Derpy: No. He punched me in the throat BECAUSE my voice changed.
2 B CONTAINUED