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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Tom Foolery
Tom Foolery
Welcome to the block, where a group of ponies that are Friends live on the same block in Ponyville. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering*
Master Sword & Tom: *Standing in front of a house*
Master Sword: Hello, I am Master Sword.
Tom: And I'm Tom Foolery. *Looking at Master Sword* I was just wondering. Why are te called Master Sword?
Master Sword: Because I'm good with a sword.
Tom: At least you're not good with fishing.
Master Sword: Why is that?
Tom: Because, then te would be called Master Bait.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: I don't get it.
Tom: te will one giorno my friend. te will one day. *Looking at audience* Now, we're gonna start off our mostra with a segment we like to call Crossover Parodies, and that's when we make a crossover of something, and make fun of it.
Master Sword: That's right, and our first crossover parody will be Sleepless Hedgehog In Ponyville.
Tom: Which is a crossover of Hedgehog In Ponyville, and Sleepless In Ponyville. Let's begin.

Location: Ponyville, Sweet mela, apple Acres
Date: September 28, 2013... One hundred years ago.

Audience: *Laughing*

An evil scientist da the name of Doctor Robotnik came from the Sonic The Hedgehog world, o Mobius.. Whatever it's called.

Audience: *Laughing*

The residents of Ponyville had just fought off a group of Robotnik's soldiers called Nazis. Is this taking place in 2013, o 1942?

Audience: *Laughing*

Spike, and Princess Luna had some important information about Celestia's whereabouts.

Spike: Okay, Canterlot was taken over da Nazi Forces... Thanks to Twilight Sparkle turning evil during the Grand Galloping Gala we had a while ago.
Luna: They kidnapped Princess Celestia, and put her in a castello in a nearby town called Bethlehem.
Sean: I thought Bethlehem was in Pennsylvania.
Audience: *Laughing*
Luna: Your mission is to attack the castello in Bethlehem, and rescue Celestia.
Spike: Sean, and Shredder will be going.
Sean: And cue in the two worst MLP characters in three.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: Two... One
Diamond Tiara & Silver Spoon: We wanna help!
Sean: Okay, this is taking too long, skip to that scene where we end up in a house.

After flying in a plane, and jumping out with parachutes, the four of them were in a house.

Shredder: Okay, who wants to here a scary story?
Sean: No scary stories allowed!
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: We have a mission to accomplish. Wait a minute, I'm receiving a message.
Shredder: Where? I didn't here any cell phones go off.
Sean: This message I'm receiving is from inside the mind.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: And it says, Princess Cadence is disguised as Celestia, and te need to disguise yourselves as Nazi Soldiers.
Shredder: But we have to go through that portal in The Crystal Empire.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: No we don't. A unicorn will do it.
Shredder: Okay, that's great. May I tell my scary story now?
Sean: Ah, what the heck? Go for it.

One scary story later, everyone except Sean was sleeping

Sean: Ok. I was scared da Shredder's story. I don't want to sleep, so I'm going to continue the mission da myself. *Walks out of house*

As he was doing this, he fell asleep while Scootaloo appeared.

Sean: *Wakes up, and grabs a gun* Put your hands up!
Scootaloo: Ponies don't have hands.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: Oh. Sorry about that orange, and purple chicken.
Audience: *Laughing, and cheering while clapping their hands*
Scootaloo: *Staring at the audience with a blank expression on her face*
Audience: *Laughing*
Scootaloo: *Stares at Sean again* Now, let me ask te a domanda while being as calm as possible. *Gets angry* WHAT DO te THINK YOU'RE DOING?!!?
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: Not sleeping.
Scootaloo: Don't te realize te could get yourself killed da doing that?
Sean: No. Only pistole can kill us.
Audience: *Laughing*
Scootaloo: That's not true, but whatever. te need to sleep.
Sean: No I don't.
Scootaloo: Yes te do.
Sean: No I don't!
Scootaloo: Yes te do!
Sean: No I don't! What I need to do is rescue Celestia, even though it's just Cadence disguised as her. *Pauses video* And now.... *Putting in cheat code*

Celestia appeared out of nowhere.

Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: Mission accomplished, and I didn't even have to go inside the castle. Even though that scene where arcobaleno Dash fights Twilight Sparkle with swords won't be in here, I still saved Celestia.
Scootaloo: Now what?
Sean: I don't know. We're running out of time to continue this so............

The End

On the successivo part of this episode, Tom Foolery, and Master Sword introduce us to the rest of the cast that will appear later in this episode.

They are...

Double Scoop from Aquamarine6663
Aina from Alinah09
Sunny from Bluecherry6765
Saten Twist from Canada24
Pleiades from Purrloinedlove
And Mortomis from Mortomis000
posted by Seanthehedgehog
After destroying the new cop cars in Honolulu, Larry, and Adrenaline flew back to Maui, and took a cab to Don Castalini's house.

Larry: *Enters the Don's house* Castalini?
Don: Who's there?
Larry: It's us! Larry, and Adrenaline!
Don: I'm in the kitchen. Come on over.
Adrenaline: *Walks in*
Larry: *Behind Adrenaline*
Don Castalini: What's up?
Larry: We destroyed those new cop cars.
Adrenaline: It was fun man. te should have seen it. The whole place exploded.
Don Castalini: How the hell did te pull that off?
Adrenaline: Car factory man, they had tons of gas in there.
Don Castalini: I'll have another...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Larry Wilcox
Larry Wilcox
Song: link

SeanTheHedgehog & Izfankirby Present

In association with Windwakerguy430

Grand Theft Ponies: Hawaii

Starring Larry Wilcox from SeanTheHedgehog
Adrenaline Rush from Izfankirby & Windwakerguy430
Don Castalini from SeanTheHedgehog

On August 21st, 1959 Hawaii became the 50th state in Equestria. Just like some of the other states in Equestria, it had it's fair share of violence with gangsters fighting each other giorno after day.

This story takes place on that day.

Larry: *Calling Adrenaline*
Don Castalini: I wonder what's taking him so long.
Larry: Me too. Usually he likes going to parties....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: June 20, 1961
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 12:04 PM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Pete was in his office, signing paperwork, (Will he ever stop doing that?) when the phone rang.

Pete: *Picks up the phone, and talks into it* Cheyenne train station, Union Pacific, Pete Reimer speaking.
Jeff: This is Jeff, with Percy. The railroad crossing west of Sherman collina has a cracked rail. We need supplies to fix it.
Pete: I'll send Stephanie over there.

In the train yard, Stephanie was driving a train with Nicole. Their engine was 844.

Nicole: *Stops the train successivo to Snowflake's tower*
Stephanie: Well,...
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Sean, and the rest of his squad were flying towards Eggman's Super Ridiculously Big Yacht.

Wind: *Playing with his Nintendo 3DS*
Sean: Will te put that away?
Wind: Ugh!! *Puts his 3DS away*
Espio: I see the boat.
Sean: And I see a massive cannone on there as big as the Empire State Building.

He was exaggerating, but the cannone really was huge.

Nazi: Doctor Eggman, don't te think this is overkill?
Eggman: This is a surefire way to kill Sonic's cousin, and his friends.
Nazi 45: Sir? *Running towards Eggman* There is one of our helicopters near our chopper.
Eggman: Being flown da the enemy. Shoot...
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posted by triq267
Well. Shit. It's been four years. Four years since I got bored waiting for our guests to arrive for our New anno party and decided to check out that My Little pony mostra I'd been hearing about online. I was gonna make a bacheca post, but I didn't want it to get drowned out in idiocy. I just wanted to have something here, some place for me to remark that this fandom is the greatest thing that ever happened to me, even four years later. Sure, some not great things also happened because of the fandom, but it's been a net positive experience. I honestly don't have a lot to say, I'm just kinda emotional...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Neigh Jersey State Trooper Suburban
Neigh Jersey State Trooper Suburban
Tim: *Backs into his parking spazio at police barracks*
Captain Jefferson: *Walks over to Tim*
Tim: *Gets out of his car, and locks it*
Captain Jefferson: Your Suburban has arrived.
Tim: Excellent.
Captain Jefferson: The tires, and suspension need to be changed, but everything else is good.
Tim: Do te think it'll be ready da tomorrow?
Captain Jefferson: Yes.
Tim: Good. I placed a tracker on Ultimate Deadman's Jeep. He has two più Friends named Big Tire, and Silverado in Silverados.
Captain Jefferson: Great work. As soon as the Suburban is finished being modified, we'll check Ultimate Deadman's...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Song: link

Episode 4: Gran Turismo's Very First Rally

Special guest stars Big Macintosh as Big Tire
Ultimate Deadman from WWEChampion16
Double Diamond as Silverado

A pony in a Mercedes-Benz was pulled over da Tim and Julia. He refused to cooperate with the two police officers.

Tim: te need to mostra me your driver's license.
Pony: I don't have to mostra te anything.
Tim: You're gonna regret this.
Pony: I don't care what te say. I'm not mostrare te my license.
Tim: Please let me see your driver's license.
Pony: I ALREADY GAVE te THE REGISTRATION! te DON'T NEED TO SEE MY GODDAMN LICENSE!
Tim: That's...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
What to expect in this episode.

Ponies: *Drag racing with Porsches*

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Stallion: *Going down a collina in a Silverado, and goes through a big muddy puddle*

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Ultimate Deadman: I have something special to share with you.

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Tim: *With Captain Jefferson* We're gonna have to find a different way to stop those off-roaders.
Captain Jefferson: The State Troopers could give us a Suburban to get the job done.

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Tim: If I win this race, te three will be arrested!
Ultimate Deadman: What happens if one of us wins?
Tim: I leave Gran Turismo for good.

Intro
Song: link

Julia: *Driving her police car on the...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
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Some time later
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Lightning - ehhh you've done it now...
Darkness - I don't mind I did horrible stuff.
Whiteheart - My body moved on it own.
Demon - *walk up to them*
Darkness - Hold swords... Hunter what you're doing here...
Hunter - Our opposition have been found and resistance forces are fighting now. Information got Leaked to pony world as well.
Darkness - so?
Hunter - Meaning your squad is now KOS In both sides, as well as internall Conflicts started.
Darkness - what will te do.
Hunter - I'll give te advise, I'll lead resistance to kill Lord of Shadows and open a way to King of Demons and The...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: June 9, 1961
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 8:55 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Bow & Arrow got a ride to the train yard da her mother in a scarlet Impala.

Mother: te be careful now Bow.
Bow & Arrow: I will mom.
Mother: And successivo time te have school, don't gallivant over here until it's over.
Bow & Arrow: I promise. *Gets out of the car*
Mother: *Drives away*

When Bow & Arrow got to the yards, she saw several ponies standing near an auto carrier.

Bow & Arrow: *Spots a railroad pony passing her* Excuse me sir. What happened there?
Railroad pony 53: We just had a car...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
The demon ponies got eleminated quickly.
But it was only a call for greater doom.

Darkness - That's about it... *sits on rock and sigh*
Lightning - Wasn't so tough...
Soldier - *hands letter to Lightning*
Lightning - huh... Big army of demons moves to walls of Canterlot - all teams are ordered to defend ~Princess Celestia. So?
Whiteheart - We should go!
Darkness - screw this orders...
Bluewave - What? But tho-
Darkness - its distraction... They aim for officers that won't back off...
Whiteheart - How do te know.
Lightning - He used to work for demons...
Bluewave - But the walls...
Darkness - There are...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Tim was running downstairs in an attempt to find Twilight.

Tim: *Finds Twilight tied to a chair. Her horn and wings have been removed* There te are. *Runs towards her*
Twilight: Look out!
Brett: *Appears behind Tim, and throws a knife*
Tim: *Ducks to avoid being hit da the knife*
Brett: Don't te dare try to help Twilight. She needs to be killed for her crimes against the Islamic State.
Tim: *Grabs his gun*
Brett: *Using magic to make the gun disappear*
Tim: *Runs towards Brett and knocks him down*
Julia: *Outside, on the radio calling for backup* Please hurry. That bomb needs to be disarmed....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The successivo morning at Toby's house, Toby was getting ready to go to work.

Toby: That was a great time we had yesterday.
Twilight: Yes. I want to do that again tonight. This time, invite your Friends Tim, and Julia.
Toby: Okay. *Goes to the door, but looks at Twilight before he leaves* Remember, if you're in any kind of trouble, and te can't use your magic, try to make a phone call to my Captain, o Princess Celestia.
Twilight: I won't forget Toby. Thank you.
Toby: You're welcome. *Walks out of the house*
Brett: *In the back with two North Koreans*
Twilight: *Preparing herself a bowl of cereal*...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Tim and Julia were on patrol at the docks.

Julia: *Turns left at the docks*
Tim: Have te decided what kind of Natale albero te wanted?
Julia: Something big, and fat.
Tim: I'll bet. Our shift ends in five minutes, so we'll go into Ponyville to find one of those.
Julia: *Turns left, and passes a police station, fuoco house, and hospital*

A brand new Impala in light blue passed them.

Tim: Double line.
Julia: Yeah, I know. *Turns on the police lights*
Stallion 94: *Pulls over*
Julia: *Stops behind the car, and goes out to talk to the driver*
Tim: GT24, pulling over a light blue Chevrolet for passing...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
Once the darkness falls a new evil uprise.


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3rd Canterlot fast reaction camp.
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Lightning - ehhh the new prototype of S-Suit 2 failed.
Darkness - At least it didn't ended like S-Suit 1.5
Whiteheart - What happens?
Lightning - A guy got crushed da power of his magic eventually breaking his skull.
Bluewave - Spooky.
Lightning - If S-Suit will work somehow...
Darkness - Elite Mark VII works right?
Lightning - Its only unworthy prototype but they have way to maneuver...
Officer - *walks to them* Bluewave and Darkness to ability test chamber now.
*they walk away*
Lightning - *looks on Whiteheart*
Whiteheart...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: June 1, 1961
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 9:16 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Smoky Joe: *Driving the train at 60* (When does the speed decrease? I want to crash the train.)
Stylo: Okay, we're gonna be heading up Sherman collina anytime soon.
Smoky Joe: What is the speed there?
Stylo: 50.
Smoky Joe: I have to tell te something.
Stylo: What is it?
Smoky Joe: I'm not slowing down. I'm going to make the train crash on purpose, because te made me stop in the train yard.
Stylo: te were going too fast.
Smoky Joe: I was going the right speed. Now I'm going to fuck things up.
Stylo:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Song: link

Pinkie Pie: *Flying through the sky with the pair of wings Twilight gave her* I bet I can fly faster than arcobaleno Dash. *Clearing five clouds as she goes really fast. She flies upwards, then flies towards the ground. She does a Sonic Rainboom, and goes upwards again* Yeah!!!!

A few minuti later.

Pinkie Pie: *Standing successivo to Rarity*
Rarity: *Still hitched up to the six heavy wagons* So Pinkie, are te enjoying Rainbow's job?
Pinkie Pie: Yeah! It's very fun.
Rarity: I wish I could do it.
Pinkie Pie: Well successivo time Celestia is intoxicated, te should ask her.
Rarity: I'll keep "that"...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
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Shadow castello - Undead Realm
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Demon King - Sweet victory is in air...
Immortal Dvision Soldier - h-how ...
Demon King *slices Soldier* Silence fool...
Mare Demon - Do te wish to send troops to attack gate?
Demon King - First eliminate closest camp of enemy.
Mare Demon - As te wish my majesty.

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Closest camp
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Soldier #1 - Kids are our noblr killers, well we are dead

Soldier #2 - Why kids are in army.

Lightning - I like how people react to us... I really enjoy this fully.
Darkness - We sit here and wait for commands...
Whiteheart - Better for us...
*Explosion happens*
Bluewave - Medical bay...
Soldier...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: May 25, 1961
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 9:50 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

The rest of the ponies that were going to work on the tracks arrived in different vehicles.

Jeff: Okay, I removed the bad rails while we were waiting for you. Nopony is in the signal tower, so Percy is operating the switches. Let's lay down the new rails, put in new spikes, then add the ballast. Everyone ready?
Railroad Ponies: Yes.
Jeff: Great. Let's get to work.
Railroad Ponies: *Moving inoltrare, avanti in a machine that lays down new rails*

It set down the new rails, and as a lever was pulled, spikes were put in...
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posted by Canada24
"And why the hell should I help any of you?" Ganger groaned.

"Because we heard of you.. Our interests are alike" detto Rover, the lead Diamond dog.

"I'm not the one who got out smarted da a little filly" Ganger mocked.

"S.. She kept whining!" Spot groaned.

"Your only proving my point" Ganger mocked.

"Look.. We might have a way to change te back from a changeling.. We've been secretly working on something over the years.. But it needs oro in order to work" Rover told.

"Gold!?.. Who the hell designed that!?" Ganger mocked.

"Look.. te in o not!?" Rover cried.

"(sighs) Fine... I think I know to get gold" Ganger replied.