And now, it's time for fanmail from your preferito six ponies, the mane 6!
Audience: *Cheering, whistling, and clapping*
Announcer: Just one thing we need to tell you. Twilight Sparkle did something bad, and Celestia has punished her, da giving her the voice of Ice Cube.
Audience: *Laughing*
Twilight: Man, it ain't funny! Da f*q does everypony have to laugh at me for?
Pinkie Pie: Come on Twilight, I think te sound great with your new voice.
Audience: *Laughing*
Applejack: Let's start with the fanmail, shall we?
Heartsong, and Annie start bringing them notes.
Fluttershy: *Takes letter* Here's one for me. Dear Fluttershy, when are te going to stop being a coward?
arcobaleno Dash: When computers start growing arms, and legs.
Audience: *Laughing*
Fluttershy: *Very sad* I like myself just the way I am.
Rarity: I don't think you're a coward.
Twilight: Man, I just hope none of the letters I get are bad.
Rarity: Well I know none of my letters will be bad. *Opens envelope* Here's a letter from Hank, age 19. *Nervous* Dear Rarity, why are te a really big sex addict? Every picture I have seen of te is porn.
Audience: *Laughing*
Rarity: *Hiding under table*
Applejack: Man, this ain't fan mail. It's hate mail.
Audience: *Laughing*
arcobaleno Dash: What letter did te get?
Applejack: Let me check. *Reading letter* Dear Applejack, are all rednecks as stupid as you?
Audience: *Laughing*
arcobaleno Dash: *Laughing*
Applejack: Well te wouldn't be laughing if te got a disrespectful letter like that.
arcobaleno Dash: No one would dare to send me a hate letter. I'm arcobaleno Dash!
A light was shining on her, and angeli started playing lyres.
Audience: *Laughing*
arcobaleno Dash: *Gets letter* Dear arcobaleno Dash, te are very arrogant. *Angry* Okay, if being loyal is arrogant, than saying good morning is a death threat.
Audience: *Laughing*
Pinkie Pie: Oooh, ooh. I want a letter!
Annie: *Gives Pinkie Pie a letter*
Applejack: I'd be surprised if someone wrote something nice to her.
Pinkie Pie: *Reading letter* Dear Pinkie Pie, do te take drugs during any of your parties? No, because drugs are bad, and they're for stupid ponies like Applejack.
Audience: *Laughing, clapping, and cheering*
Applejack: *Sarcastic* Thanks Pinkie Pie. I Amore te too.
Twilight: Man, I didn't get any letters!
Heartsong: *Gives Twilight a letter*
Twilight: *Reading letter* This letter is from the cappuccio of Compton, L.A. Dear Twilight Sparkle, how does it feel to be one of us now?
Audience: *Laughing*
Twilight: Man, I ain't one of you. I ain't no N word. Am I allowed to say the actual word?
Audience: *Laughing*
Annie: te know what? I think this has been going bad enough for everypony.
Heartsong: Really? The audience seems to like it.
Audience: *Laughing*
Heartsong: And I like how this is going too.
Audience: *Laughing*
Annie: Well too bad. That's all the time we got for fanmail. Coming up next, it's Celebrity Jeopardy.
Audience: *Clapping*
2 B continued
Audience: *Cheering, whistling, and clapping*
Announcer: Just one thing we need to tell you. Twilight Sparkle did something bad, and Celestia has punished her, da giving her the voice of Ice Cube.
Audience: *Laughing*
Twilight: Man, it ain't funny! Da f*q does everypony have to laugh at me for?
Pinkie Pie: Come on Twilight, I think te sound great with your new voice.
Audience: *Laughing*
Applejack: Let's start with the fanmail, shall we?
Heartsong, and Annie start bringing them notes.
Fluttershy: *Takes letter* Here's one for me. Dear Fluttershy, when are te going to stop being a coward?
arcobaleno Dash: When computers start growing arms, and legs.
Audience: *Laughing*
Fluttershy: *Very sad* I like myself just the way I am.
Rarity: I don't think you're a coward.
Twilight: Man, I just hope none of the letters I get are bad.
Rarity: Well I know none of my letters will be bad. *Opens envelope* Here's a letter from Hank, age 19. *Nervous* Dear Rarity, why are te a really big sex addict? Every picture I have seen of te is porn.
Audience: *Laughing*
Rarity: *Hiding under table*
Applejack: Man, this ain't fan mail. It's hate mail.
Audience: *Laughing*
arcobaleno Dash: What letter did te get?
Applejack: Let me check. *Reading letter* Dear Applejack, are all rednecks as stupid as you?
Audience: *Laughing*
arcobaleno Dash: *Laughing*
Applejack: Well te wouldn't be laughing if te got a disrespectful letter like that.
arcobaleno Dash: No one would dare to send me a hate letter. I'm arcobaleno Dash!
A light was shining on her, and angeli started playing lyres.
Audience: *Laughing*
arcobaleno Dash: *Gets letter* Dear arcobaleno Dash, te are very arrogant. *Angry* Okay, if being loyal is arrogant, than saying good morning is a death threat.
Audience: *Laughing*
Pinkie Pie: Oooh, ooh. I want a letter!
Annie: *Gives Pinkie Pie a letter*
Applejack: I'd be surprised if someone wrote something nice to her.
Pinkie Pie: *Reading letter* Dear Pinkie Pie, do te take drugs during any of your parties? No, because drugs are bad, and they're for stupid ponies like Applejack.
Audience: *Laughing, clapping, and cheering*
Applejack: *Sarcastic* Thanks Pinkie Pie. I Amore te too.
Twilight: Man, I didn't get any letters!
Heartsong: *Gives Twilight a letter*
Twilight: *Reading letter* This letter is from the cappuccio of Compton, L.A. Dear Twilight Sparkle, how does it feel to be one of us now?
Audience: *Laughing*
Twilight: Man, I ain't one of you. I ain't no N word. Am I allowed to say the actual word?
Audience: *Laughing*
Annie: te know what? I think this has been going bad enough for everypony.
Heartsong: Really? The audience seems to like it.
Audience: *Laughing*
Heartsong: And I like how this is going too.
Audience: *Laughing*
Annie: Well too bad. That's all the time we got for fanmail. Coming up next, it's Celebrity Jeopardy.
Audience: *Clapping*
2 B continued
First off, THANKS to StarWarsFan7 for the idea of doing these. te should REALLY check out her original which is in this club...Here we go!
5) Fleur De Lis
Okay, so she's pretty awesome! I mean her design is so cool and the way she is portrayed in my mind just is kinda interesting to me.
4) Fluttershy
How adorable? I can really relate to how shy she is and how she's trying to overcome it.
3) Pinkie Pie
She's the most happy most sweet thing ever. And she's always, always made me smile. No matter what mood I'm in.
2) Rarity
Elegant, artsy, and creative she just is so fun to watch and...
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5) Fleur De Lis
Okay, so she's pretty awesome! I mean her design is so cool and the way she is portrayed in my mind just is kinda interesting to me.
4) Fluttershy
How adorable? I can really relate to how shy she is and how she's trying to overcome it.
3) Pinkie Pie
She's the most happy most sweet thing ever. And she's always, always made me smile. No matter what mood I'm in.
2) Rarity
Elegant, artsy, and creative she just is so fun to watch and...
mela, apple Bloom:Helppppppp!
Scoots father:Hear that....
Scoots mother:Come on Scoootaloo.
Scoots:Yes.I think it's mela, apple Bloom.
Scoots mother:Let's go.
mela, apple Bloom:Help,help.....
Scoots father:Hold at my hoof.
mela, apple Bloom:Uh,uh..
Scoots mother:The rope is cutting off.
mela, apple Bloom:Uh,I am stuck'd in a twister.
Scoots mother:Don't worry.I will catch ya.*catch's Scoots father's hoof*
Scoot:Mom,dad.
Scoots parents:*falling on the ground,dead*
Scoot:No........*catch's mela, apple Bloom*
mela, apple Bloom:Sorry Scootaloo,I am sorry.
Scoot:Rainbow Dash,mom and dad died.
arcobaleno Dash:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Scoots:It all happened because of me.I..I...fighted with mela, apple Bloom yesterday,and she...came to apology to me.She came here because of me..And ma and pa now are dead.Only because of me.
arcobaleno Dash:Scootaloo.It's not your fault.You shouldn't be gilty for this.
Scoots:But...
arcobaleno Dash:No buts...We are together now.Together for ever.
Scoots father:Hear that....
Scoots mother:Come on Scoootaloo.
Scoots:Yes.I think it's mela, apple Bloom.
Scoots mother:Let's go.
mela, apple Bloom:Help,help.....
Scoots father:Hold at my hoof.
mela, apple Bloom:Uh,uh..
Scoots mother:The rope is cutting off.
mela, apple Bloom:Uh,I am stuck'd in a twister.
Scoots mother:Don't worry.I will catch ya.*catch's Scoots father's hoof*
Scoot:Mom,dad.
Scoots parents:*falling on the ground,dead*
Scoot:No........*catch's mela, apple Bloom*
mela, apple Bloom:Sorry Scootaloo,I am sorry.
Scoot:Rainbow Dash,mom and dad died.
arcobaleno Dash:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Scoots:It all happened because of me.I..I...fighted with mela, apple Bloom yesterday,and she...came to apology to me.She came here because of me..And ma and pa now are dead.Only because of me.
arcobaleno Dash:Scootaloo.It's not your fault.You shouldn't be gilty for this.
Scoots:But...
arcobaleno Dash:No buts...We are together now.Together for ever.
