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posted by BlondLionEzel

WARNING: There will be lots of swearing in this rant.

This f****ng episode...I've been bullied ever since I was 3 and now I'm 15...yikes. This episode made me enraged. I wanted to rip out Applejack's hair with my own two hands!

So what happens is that Babs Seed, a horrid bully pony, comes from Manehatten. She joins Silver Spoon and Diamond Tiara in tormenting the CMC.

Honestly, I just wanted to give the CMC hugs. All the s**t they go through honestly makes me depressed.

After that, the CMC decides to stand up for themselves, and then applejack talks to them about how Babs Seed was bullied back in Manehatten.

Sorry, but that's a f****ng stupid justification of Babs Seed's bullying! That's like saying the guy who murdered your parents had his parents murdered da someone else! It's so freaking stupid!

Afterwards, the CMC apologizes to Babs Seed. Pardon me, but for WHAT?!! Babs Seed stalked, humiliated, and technically assaulted the CMC (spitting seeds) and now the victims have to forgive the bully. That's so stupid te have no idea...

But it's applejack who puts salt in my personal wounds for me. applejack tells the CMC that they should have told her first.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK! That's the most re****ed thing I've ever heard! When I was bullied as a kid, I told my teacher, and she detto "They were only teasing". Really? The kids who would beat me up where only teasing?! F**k Applejack! And f**k this episode too!

tailsfan111, akatsuki48 and 2 others like this

Windwakerguy430 Oh, I made a review of this episode once, as well as other poor episodes of MLP. There all called What's Your Take, which are, well, reviews. Still, great work here. I agree 100%

BlondLionEzel Thank You

Windwakerguy430 Your Welcome

Windwakerguy430 (BTW, I am also named Nick. Just a little fun fact :P)

Seanthehedgehog Hey windwaker, I just thought of a good idea for a what's your take article. Why don't you make a top ten favorite fan fiction list with fanfictions from this club?

Windwakerguy430 Huh... Good idea. Never really thought of that. It may take some time, but I think its a great idea

Edvine2 Do Spike At Your Serice next! That episode needs to be burned at the stake.

Canada24 My reviews are rants also...

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Ponies On The Rails Episode 3 part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Running from Chicagoat to San Franciscolt is a railroad called the Union Pacific. It's the largest railroad in the United States, and is run da thousands of ponies. This is the story of some of those ponies that run the rails, aka railroading.

Episode 3: Enemies With Benefits

October 2, 1950

Gordon returned to work after his suspension. He was happy to return, but little did he know that things would ultimately go bad for him.

Pete: Welcome back Gordon. Now repeat after me.
Gordon: What for?
Pete: Repeat after me! I will not do anything to disgrace this railroad.
Gordon: I will not do anything...

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Ponies On The Rails episode 2 part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

The new engines

successivo morning, Pete's new engines arrived.

Pete: Ah perfect. Ok Gordon, time to take those engines back.
Gordon: Yes sir. *climbs in pacific*
Red rose: *watching* This is definetly going to anger Hawkeye.
Gordon: *takes engines back to St. Foalis*
Hawkeye: *arrives* Whoa, wait a minute, what's going on?
Red Rose: Gordon is taking the engines te brought here away.
Pete: That's right. We have the new diesels I ordered.
Hawkeye: Oh great. Thanks.

But when Gordon arrived in St. Foalis.

B&O worker: *sees pacifics*
Gordon: Alright. We have new engines, and no longer need to use your engines. Thanks...

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Part 11

posted by Canada24

The five girls eventually reached a secondo room.

Soon reaching a dark, hallway like area, that was literary window less, except one, siting alone near the middle of the room.

"Boy, Changeling's don't have much since of hope do they" Rarity commented.

"Dosen't matter, let's just keep going" arcobaleno detto racing ahead, she was quickly reaching the middle, cause the window was getting closer.

But once she passed the window, she suddenly crashed into someone.

But at that point the others carrello up with her.

Rainbow Dash quickly saw that she crashed into Grimy, the Changeling from earlier.

"Back off!" Rainbow...

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Part 10

posted by Canada24

arcobaleno Dash and them had successfully sneak into the nest.

But the area was surrounded da hundreds of Chrysalis's and Ditto's minions.

"Christ.. How are we suppose to get past all of them?" cute little Pinkie Pie groaned.

"Hopefully. Their as dumb as those guards" arcobaleno Dash insisted.

"How are we too be sure of that?" Pinkie groaned.

"Hey look! I finally found what get wetter as it dries!" Cried one of the changelings, who is notified as the only one with blue eyes, instead of green ones, and he was holding a towel he found laying around.

This caused all the other soldiers to prove very impressed...

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Ponies On The Rails episode 1 part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake, Hawkeye, and Coffee Creme drove to Snowflake's house. When they got there, the three were playing monopoly

Coffee Creme: Can I ask te a question?
Hawkeye: Sure.
Coffee Creme: Why is Gordon such an ass?
Hawkeye: He was once a great driver, until he accidentally killed Pete's wife. Now he basically acts mean towards everypony for no reason.
Coffee Creme: That's terrible.
Snowflake: *rolls dice* Yeah. It's hard to believe, but it's true. How much do I owe you?
Hawkeye: It's New York avenue with two houses, so te owe me 90 dollars.
Snowflake: Here *hands over 100 dollar bill*
Hawkeye: Thank...

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Ponies On The Rails episode 1 part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

When Hawkeye, and Coffee Creme got to Cheyenne, they were heading towards the train yard.

Hawkeye: *stops*
Coffee Creme: Ok, we're hear. Now what?
Hawkeye: Now we uncouple the locomotives, and put them in the servicing facility. Meanwhile, three engines will get behind the train, and push it down the hump.
Coffee Creme: How do te hump a train?
Hawkeye: te don't. It goes down a collina which is called the hump, because it goes uphill, and shortly after that it goes downhill.
Coffee Creme: Is that it?
Hawkeye: Sort of. The cars in the train get uncoupled, and they go to different parts in the yard....

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Con Mane: The Rookie Saga part 4/4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Welcome to another story about a spy named Con Mane. We begin at a Mexican nuclear base.

Con: *runs onto dam*
pilot: *flies past Con*
Con: *ties himself to guardrail*

Con jumped, as the rope slowly let him down toward part of the base. A few minuti later he was inside.

Mexican pony777: *watches T.V.*
Mexican pony484: *goes to bathroon*
Mexican pony556: *leaves bathroom*
Mexican pony484: *reads newspaper*
Con: Beg your pardon. Forgot to knock *K.O's mexican*

From there Con walked into an unlit room when he ran into another pony named John.

John: ¡Señor! ¿Estás solo?
Con: Yes, I'm alone....

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Con Mane: The Rookie Saga part 3/4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

This is a combination of Casino Royale with Quantum Of Solace. It all started in a place called Dodge City, where many stallions were pitting animali to fight against each other. Con had to find a certain pony that was gambling on the animals.

Con: Did te find her yet?
Hungry: No. I don't see her.
Con: Stop touching your ear!
Hungry: Sorry?
Gambling pony: *notices hungry*
Hungry: *pulls out gun*
Con: Put your gun away! I need her alive.

Con chased after the mare into a construction sight. When he found the fence he couldn't hop over, he ha rubato, stola a bulldozer, and destroyed it, then continued his...

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Celestia and Bolt: The cerca for Luna

posted by Dragon-88

What arcobaleno Dash was doing to stay busy.

What Rainbow Dash was doing to stay busy.

It's a normal morning in Celestia's castle, but this morning will be very different!

Celestia: I better wake up Luna! We have a game of tennis to play! *enters Luna's room and approaches the bed* OK, Luna, time to wake up. Luna? LUNA!! *pulls back cover* Wake up! Huh? SON OF AN ALICORN!!! My sister's gone missing! I better get help!

So Celestia rushes around town asking for help, but everyone seems busy, even arcobaleno Dash. She visits Rarity's house (now shared with Bolt, her older brother), in hopes that Bolt wasn't busy either....

Celestia: *rings doorbell, which plays the "My Little Pony" theme*...

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Under Pressure Part 2

posted by karinabrony

Black Rose was in her room, Leggere her book. She was getting distracted with all of those things in her mind. She kept on thinking about the incident in class when they called her suicidal. She couldn't help but shed a tear. She thought that if they really wanted her to die, she should make them happy and should. She got out a coltello and slit herself a little mark. She cringed and then put it down. "I'm worthless..'' she said. She lay in her letto and went to sleep. Another giorno tomorrow in Torture....

Coffee Creme woke up wide awake and went to go draw to begin the morning. She painted until she...

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arcobaleno Dash Presents: A crossover part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

FIM Twilight soon found Fluttershy, Applejack, Rarity, and arcobaleno Dash.

FIM Rarity: What is it? And where's Pinkie Pie?
FIM Twilight: Man, I have no clue!
FIM Applejack: I suppose those other ponies that look exactly like us killed her! Their version of arcobaleno Dash was scared when I attacked her.
FIM arcobaleno Dash: Oh, of course te had to beat me up! Why couldn't te have gone for the one that looked like Rarity?
FIM Rarity: How dare you?! No one is supposed to hit a lady!
FIM arcobaleno Dash: We're all "Ladies" I think I can beat te up if I wanted to.
FIM Fluttershy: Um. Can no pony get beat up?...

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arcobaleno Dash presents: A Crossover part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Pinkie was leading Rarity, Fluttershy, and Zecora to the other version of Pinkie Pie.

FIM Pinkie: *hopping down road*
Pinkie Pie: Hey! It's the other version of Pinkie. yes
Fluttershy: She has her own car? We only have buses.
Pinkie Pie: *sneaks into FIM Pinkie's car* Hello
FIM Pinkie: Ach!! Hey, te look just like me, but te sound different.
Pinkie Pie: That's because Pinkie is te from another world. Why is Pinkie german in this world?
FIM Pinkie: I was born in germany, and when I was a foal, I moved into the United States Of Equestria.
Pinkie Pie: Pinkie is a russian, and wants all germans...

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PART SEVEN: (of the Changeling's featured story)

posted by Canada24

Back in ponyville.

The other five characters finally made it out their the ropes but were still in the room they were room they were held in.

"So.. We are gonna save

her right?" Pinkie Pie asked worriedly.

"Yes, darling. But we're trying to think of a plan remember" Rarity replied.

"Oh.. Right" Pinkie said, blushing from her forgetfulness.

"So.. Anybody, anybody know anything about Changelings? Cause in order to fight them and save our beloved friend, we're have to know HOW" arcobaleno Dash said, nervously pacing.

"Well. Fortantly Twilight wasn't only one with a copy of 'Creatures of Equestria" Rarity...

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the shy who loved me part 11

posted by Seanthehedgehog

After a minute, the Germans realized they did not hit their target.

German colonel: what happened?
Con: they must have some defense system
Double X: we'll go in, and disable it.
German colonel: good luck
Con: *teleports with double x to Atlantis*
Double X: how are we destroying this building?
Con: the self destruct system
Nightmare moon: oh no te don't
Con: *fights nightmare moon*
Double X: *takes cover*
Nightmare moon: *fights con*
Con: *hits self destruct button*
Nightmare moon: you...
Con: *jumps to crane*
Nightmare moon: *goes to button*
Con: *lowers crane*
Nightmare moon: *looks up*
Double X: *watches*...

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The Shy Who Loved Me part 8

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Con continued driving the car/submarine through the ocean, as he got toward Atlantis.

Con: There's what we came to look at.
Double X: What?
Con: Toward the bottom, there is a place that shoots missiles.
mexicans: *swim toward car*
Double X: Con, look!
Con: *shoots mexican swimmers*
Double X: Now there's more
Con: They're armed too.
mexican 1: *shoots explosive arrow*
Con: *dodges*
mexican 2: *shoots another explosive arrow*
Double X: *deploys oil*
Con: What are te doing?
Double X: *deploys mine*
Mexicans: *explode*
Con: How did te know about that?
Double X: I saw the blueprints for this car two weeks...

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te Know You're A Brony If...

posted by karinabrony

1.) Whenever one of your pets run away, te say, ''You're...GOING TO Amore ME!''.

2.) te got extremely mad when Gilda made Fluttershy cry.

3.) te go on websites like Equestria Daily and My Little Brony.

4.) Whenever te eat a arcobaleno colored caramelle (for example, Skittles, aspro, acida Taffy, etc.) , te think of arcobaleno Dash.

5.) Whenever te see a Granny Smith apple, te think of Granny Smith.

6.) When someone has a My Little pony merchandise and they don't even know what it is, te immediately domanda them like, ''Who's your preferito character?'' and ''Where did te get it at?''.

7.) te contribute to...

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Blue Bolt- The new resident of Ponyville-Part 2

posted by Dragon-88

arcobaleno Dash is in the air wondering why the other mane five are situated at Blue Bolt's front door. And it was quite sunny outside!

Rainbow Dash is in the air wondering why the other mane five are situated at Blue Bolt's front door. And it was quite sunny outside!

te asked for a sequel, so here ya go! In the last one, Bolt got out of the house to meet everyone in an attempt to overcome his shyness. It worked, and he's being less shy as of now. He even has a girlfriend-Applejack. I know this is cute, so let's place this story around the mane six for a bit!

Pinkie: What am I gonna do today? I've played with the ball nineteen times already! Maybe Bolt can help me! (heads toward Blue Bolt's house)

Rainbow: SOARIN! Wanna play hide and go seek?

Soarin: No...You win every time, and that isn't fair!

Rainbow: I'm gonna die from boredom here!! Perhaps Bolt wants...

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The Shy Who Loved Me part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Peckish

On a really dark night at a bunch of pyramids, there was a mostra going on

Announcer: Welcome to the periods.
Mare35: WHAT?!?
Announcer: Sorry. I mean pyramids. If it were periods we'd be drowning in blood. Anyways. It's time for the dances- What? What do te mean I'm fired?!
crowd: *listen awkwardly*
Announcer: I made a mistake, so what?! Fine, fuck you. I hated this job anyway!
Con: *sees Nightmare Moon* Great. First I had to fight her on a cable car, and now she's back probably planning to kill me. (Reference to Nightmare Moonraker)
Peckish: *walks*
Nightmare Moon: *follows*
Con: *also follows*
?:...

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The Shy Who Loved Me part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Back at the mexican base

M.L: Send in Double X
Double X: *walks in*
M.L: I'm sorry, but Danish was killed during a mission.
Double X: Who killed him?
M.L: We have no clue, but now we have another problem. A pony named Isosceles has some kind of micro film, holding info on a special weapon that can get rid of submarines. He's been making us lose a lot of them. te have to find it immediately.

While as in CIE headquarters.

Snow: He'll see te now Mr. Mane
Con: Thanks. *walks in office*
P: Ah good, you're here. What do te know about a pony named Isosceles?
Con: As I heard, he's been making us lose submarines,...

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The Shy Who Loved Me part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

I told te Con Mane would return, and he's in a spy adventure which starts with a submarine going through the atlantic.

Equestrian ponies: We got sight of something.
Captain: What?
Equestrian ponies: It looks like an oil barge.
Captain: What the fuck are te looking at that for?
Equestrian ponies: Something unusual is sticking out from the bottom.

And suddenly the alarm went off, and the submarine was being forced to go up.

Captain: How is this happening?!
Equestrian ponies: WE have no idea!!
mexican: *drive barge near sub*
Captain: Of course. Mexicans!!
Mexicans: *go past submarine*

Speaking of Mexicans,...