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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Ice Cube's car is green, and Sally's car is silver
Ice Cube's car is green, and Sally's car is silver
In Ice Cube's hideout in Compton L.A.

Song: link

Ice Cube: Alright Vito. Me, and Sally here are gonna go down to the storm drains, and get those weapons for ISIS ready. te stay here, and protect the prisoners.
Vito: Why do I have to stay here?
Ice Cube: Because te called me the N word.
Vito: *Sighs*
Sally: Here we go again.
Ice Cube: Let's go Sally. *Gets in car*
Sally: *Gets in another car*
Ice Cube: *Drives*
Sally: *Drives, and follows Ice Cube*
Vito: This is stupid. *Hears a sound* What was that? *Goes downstairs*
Fenix: Stay quiet. *Grabs gun* I got te covered.
Vito: *Comes downstairs* Hey!
Fenix: *Shoots at Vito*
Vito: *Taking cover, and gets on walkie talkie* I need più alicorns here now!
Alicorn Captain: Roger that, sending reinforcements to your position.
Vito: *Shooting at Fenix*
Fenix: *Gets down* Stay down!
Prisoners: *Getting down*
Fenix: *Shoots Vito's hoof*
Vito: *Drops gun, and grabs it with his other hoof*
Fenix: *Shoots Vito*
Vito: Ahh!!

più alicorns arrived.

Fenix: Go, everypony get out of here!
Earth Ponies, Unicorns, and Pegasi: *Escaping*
Alicorns: *Coming downstairs*
Fenix: *Reloads gun, and shoots an alicorn*
Alicorn 52: *Falls off stairs, and onto the ground*
Alicorn 61: *Shooting gun*
Unicorn: *Making shield*
Fenix: Excellent. *Returns fire*
Alicorn 61: *Dies*
Fenix: I'm going up. *Shoots più alicorns*
Alicorn 82: We are losing soldiers. This yellow earth pony is shooting them, and killing them all.
Alicorn Captain: I can't keep sending te reinforcements. We are a hated type of pony, and there aren't many alicorns around here.
Alicorn 82: Get us più reinforcements right now!
Alicorn: Fine.
Fenix: *Shoots Alicorn 82*
Alicorn 47: *Jumps from building with a sword* Banzai!
Fenix: *Shoots banzai alicorn*
Alicorn 71: *Shoots gun out of Fenix's hoof*

Stop the song.

Fenix: *Looking at Alicorn 71 on his left*
Alicorn 71: I think it's time we took all of te "alicorn haters" and executed you.
Fenix: *Scared*

In the storm drains.

Con: *Waiting in car*
Rain: He should be here da now. Where is he?
Con: Knowing Fenix, I think he'll arrive any second.

Two cars were seen coming towards them.

Rain: He better be in one of those cars.
Con: *Grabs binoculars, and looks inside the cars* He's not. It's Ice Cube, and another alicorn. What are they doing here?
Rain: I don't know, but I hope nothing bad happened to Fenix.
Ice Cube & Sally: *Stop their cars near Con*
Ice Cube: ciao te two. I remember ya.
Con: Yeah, we were the ones that arrested an earth pony for you.
Ice Cube: Well, he kinda went rebellious on us, and killed a few other alicorns.
Rain: What do te want us to do?
Ice Cube: Come with us, and we're going to do something big.
Con: Okay. Rain, *Gets out of car* Return this rental car, and get in the green Dodge.
Rain: I'm on it. *Uses magic to carry car, and flies to airport*
Con: I'll sit with your friend in the silver Chevy.
Ice Cube: Awesome.
Con: *Sits successivo to Sally* Hello.

At the airport.

Rain: *Carrying rental car wtih magic while flying* Now, where is that airplane they're going to use to bring those weapons to ISIS? *Sees airplane being guarded da ten alicorns* Bingo. *Goes to airplane, and drops the car. She flies away very quickly*
Alicorns: Ah! *Die from explosion*

2 B continued
Date: September 25, 1959
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming
Time: 11:59 AM
Railroad: Southern Pacific

Roger, and Anthony were almost at the train yard.

Roger: I was literally here 50 minuti ago.
Anthony: I don't want to here te complain about being here anymore.
Roger: Well too bad. I Amore to complain, and I'll keep doing it if I want. I'll continue complaining about più things now!
Anthony: Please don't-
Roger: Your voice sounds like shit. Maybe te have a soar throat.
Anthony: Eh, not really.
Roger: And you're going too slow. The fastest we can go on this section is 60 miles an hour, and you're only...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Tom: Okay everypony, te know what time it is.
Audience: Blooper time!!!!

---

Twilight: *Playing a song on her radio: link * Alright man, we gotta get things set up for our successivo episode of My Little Pornstar.
Audience: *Clapping*
Fluttershy: *Arrives* Twilight, I found something-
Twilight: Man, get lost.
Audience: Oh!
Fluttershy: But Twilight-
Twilight: Get outta my face nigga!
Audience: Boo!! Twilight sucks.
Fluttershy: It's very important.
Twilight: *Takes mela, apple from Fluttershy* I'll look at it later, alright? Now get the hell outta here!
Fluttershy: *Runs away*
Twilight: *Looks at the apple*...
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LATER:

Airbourne: And that's why te should let my client go..

Judge : Please sir your client Master Sword has been caught robbing a blank with a stolen police car... And all te did was mostra up, sit down, and say "that's why te should let him go"..

Airbourne: ...... I'll give te twenty bucks.

Judge: DONE! (pounds hammer).

LATER AGAIN:

Master Sword: See, told te my friend will get us out.

Saten: I guess... He creeps me out though.. He kept asking for an dirty picture of Twilight..

Master Sword: Oh yeah. Same way I have one for your Derpy

Saten: (angrily) WHAT!?

Master Sword: Yeah, have it over my wall-

Saten: (punches Sword in the face).

Master Sword: (holding his bloody nose) still worth it!

That's all I got, so end of episode.
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hi everybody. We're just gonna cut through the crossover parody today.
Audience: WHAT?!
Tom: Relax, I'm just joking.
Audience: Oh, *Laughing*
Master Sword: What is today's crossover parody Tom?
Tom: Storm Of The Century. It combines the fanfic, The Storm with the MLP episode, Swarm Of The Century. Let us begin.

Storm Of The Century

Starring everyone as theirselves

Fluttershy: *Sees a snowflake on the ground*...
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posted by Canada24
This scene and the successivo scene are both based on the Robot Chicken sketch..


Pinkamena: (winds up in a dark cave, gloating to herself about never having been caught).

Unfortunately for her, Shining Armor, wanting revenge for poor Twilight, and all the other victims (but mostly Twilight), followed her.

Without warning, Shining Armor began beating the living crap out of her.

Shining Armor: (suddenly stops after punching her face for a full 20 minutes) Wait! Wait! One più punch, punzone will kill you!.. And I won't kill you.

Pinkamena: (nearly dead but somehow still smiling) That somehow means I win!.. I kill.. Go to jail.. Break out.. Kill again!.. Instand revers-

Shining Armor: (annoyed) yes, yes. It's an endless cycle.. But I sore to let the court do their work.. What to do.. (thinking) Hmmmmmm.

To be containued
Party Favor: How could you!?

Double Diamond: Yeah., what about all that talking cutie marks being evil, and stuff.

Starlight Glimmer: T- They are!

Double Diamond: then why te still have yours!?... The staff was all the magic we needed!

Starlight Glimmer: (sighs).. The "staff" is just a stick I found.. I'M the magic!... Look.. Everything I detto was still true! Your all be living your miserable lives!.. I made us equal!

Saten: But te lied to them..

Starlight Glimmer: (rudely) NOBODY ASKED YOU!

Pinkie: Hey, leave him alone!

Starlight Glimmer: Shut up! Both of you!... te guys ruined everything!... Everything...
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Chapter 1: Beginning

Humans. A “superior” animal that dwells on the lowly planet Earth. They live in large packs called “families”. They travel da “cars” and “planes”, truly reaching nowhere. They think that they are too clever, and that they are the highest form of life. In truth, they are parasitic beings who leach off the land, killing it at the same time. Someday, somehow, something will bring them to their knees.

“Nothing on TV again...” Miles thought as he flipped through the channels of his flat screen tv. Miles had jet-black hair and sky-blue eyes. He sighed as he...
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Near Ponyville, Duublar was flying there in his airplane.

Duublar: We are going to finish off everypony in Equestria. First, we'll demolish Ponyville, then sposta our way up to Canterlot. After that, we take over all of Equestria.
ISIS Ponies: Yes sir.

Me, and arcobaleno Dash got in Ponyville with my Corvette. Nikki followed us in the 300 she used to chase me earlier.

Rainbow Dash: *Looks up into the sky* There's a big cargo plane.
Sean: Any logos on it?
Rainbow Dash: No.
Sean: Let's check it out. *Drives to the airport*
Nikki: *Follows Sean*

At the airport, the plane was about to land.

Sean: Stay...
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I reached Canterlot Castle, and parked my car successivo to three Jeeps, owned da Royal Guards.

Sean: *Runs to the castello entrance* Is everything okay here?
Royal Guards: Yeah. We haven't seen anypony from ISIS around here.
Sean: Good to know. *Walks into the castle*

It was a long way up to arcobaleno Dash's room, but when I made it, she was on the balcony.

Sean: *Walks up to arcobaleno Dash* te know te shouldn't be out here. What if someone spots you, and tries to kill you?
Rainbow Dash: I've been watching some of the activity around here. I even saw a glimpse of your car chase against Nikki West. Did...
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#8: PINKIE'S CUTENESS LEVEL's:
Fluttershy is overrated.. There. I detto it.. (sits and waits for the haters)

#7: RULE 84 GAGS:
Though this also counts as the WORST thing.
But either way
I never would of realised how much I was missing out on.
Though. At the same time.
Part of the reason I became a brony in the first place is I found a image of it, when looking though Skyrim images..

#6: pony Musica VIDEOS:
No comments..

#5: DISCORD:
These days, Discord (John De Lancie) is the main reason I still watch the mostra itself.
As even though most of the characters aren't funny anymore.
The same cannot be said...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Tom: Welcome back everypony. We would like to introduce te to something new to the show.
Master Sword: BLOOPER REELS!!!!!!
Audience: *Clapping, cheering, and whistling*
Tom: Enjoy the bloopers from this episode.

Song: link

Announcer: Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Bait, and... Oh shit.
Audience: *Laughing*

***

Tom: Now for April 2015, the Brony Of The mese award goes to me!
Audience: *Cheering*
Master Sword: I knew you'd like that.
Tom: Okay, let's do this for real.

Take 2

Tom: Now for April 2015, the Brony Of The mese awarf, f**K!
Audience: *Laughing*

***

Chief Wild Eagle:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
culo culo Inn

Starring arcobaleno Dash as Marisa Sayers
Double Scoop as Lloyd
Saten Twist as Mercury
Pleiades as Joanna
Master Sword as George
Mortomis as Ranger
Cosmic arcobaleno as Donovan
Blaze as Richard
And introducing Sean The Hedgehog as himself, only for this episode.

Announcer: For those of te that don't remember, the culo culo Inn is a strip club. Secretly, it's also a hotel for assassins. However, the police don't know this.
Sean: *Sitting at a tavolo with Marisa* te really look like this mare I data in Ponyville.
Marisa: I have no idea what you're talking about.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello, and welcome.
Master Sword: We begin with Brony Of The Month.
Tom: te see, we forgot to do this in the last episode.
Audience: *Booing*
Master Sword: Yes, I know, we feel terrible.
Tom: Wait a second. Stop booing, and we'll let te know who Brony Of The mese is assholes.
Audience: *Booing*
Master Sword: You're making it worse.
Tom: I'm making it worse? They're supposed to be cheering, o laughing....
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: deviantart, joyreactor
posted by bluethunder25
Twilight has come a long way since the first episode of MLP-FiM. At first, she was an antisocial bookworm who wasn't interested in making Friends and keep her head in libri virtually all the time. Now.......well, she's still a bookworm, but with più friends. Not only that, but her magic has improved vastly over the course of her studies with Princess Celestia. And with her transformation into an alicorn princess, Twilight has proven to have the potential to be one of the most powerful ponies in Equestria. But with that being said, it's about time that Twilight had a decent rival character....
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: facebook, EQD
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: August 3, 1959
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming
Time: 6:45 PM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Fifteen minuti remained until the shift was over for Hawkeye, and all of his friends. The sun was slowly setting, but it was not dark outside at all.

Hawkeye: *Drives a freight train into the yards*
Stylo: *Sitting successivo to Hawkeye on the train* This is it. Our last job for today.
Hawkeye: Push all of these freight cars down the hump.
Stylo: The only loads we've been getting on these freight trains are ammo, and gasoline.
Hawkeye: Nikki detto it's for the army. They're preparing for the Cold War.
Stylo: Thankfully,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: August 3, 1959
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming
Time: 10:38 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

The trainyard was full of tank cars. Every single on of them was carrying gasoline. Ponies had to be careful around the tank cars, especially when coupling them up to other freight cars, o trains. If they went too fast, they would blow up.

Gordon: *Waiting in a diesel* ciao Wilson, what's taking so long to get my freight train set up?
Wilson: te gotta pull tank cars full of gasoline.
Gordon: So? I think they should hurry up.
Wilson: Well. It's your life. *Walks away*
Gordon: ciao wait a second. Was that supposed...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme Song: link

Master Sword: Come on Tom, let's go meet the others.
Tom: Right behind you.
Double Scoop: *Standing on strada, via corner*
Aina: *Runs out of her house*
Sunny: Hey, wait for me. *Flying in the middle of the street*
Saten Twist: *Polishing his chain saw, but stops to go meet the others*
Pleiades: *Arrives at corner*
Mortomis: *Standing successivo to Double Scoop*
Tom: più ponies!!
Snow Wonder: *Arrives in a brand new Corvette*
Cosmic Rainbow: *Flies from the clouds*
Heartsong: *Climbs out of a manhole*
Annie: *Arrives on a bicycle*
Blaze: *Flies out of a house window, and lands successivo to...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: August 1, 1959
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 7:27 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Gordon: Come on, hurry up!!
Percy: *Slowly driving three diesels towards a freight train*
Jeff: *Standing da Gordon with Mike* te can't rush him Gordon.
Gordon: I can do whatever I want!
Mike: Yeah, like jacking off.
Gordon: Jacking off is something I despise!
Jeff: He probably did it twelve times yesterday.
Gordon: Don't spread rumors!!
Percy: *Stops the engines*
Ike: *Checking the coupling between the engines, and the freight cars* All good.
Gordon: I can go?
Percy: Yes. *Gets out* Take over.
Gordon: *Runs...
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