Ponies On The Rails Episode 73 Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Date: August 2, 1958
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 7:02 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Nicole's first job for the giorno was to drive a freight train northbound to Laramie, but she had twenty minuti until it was time for her to start her journey.

Nicole: *Walks into desert field*
Mexican Ponies: *Playing guitar, and maraca*
Ike: Good morning my special somepony. We have set up some targets for you.
Mirage: And we'd like to reward te with this. *Gives Nicole a Tommygun* Specially modified to hold 100 bullets in the round drum.
Nicole: *Shooting targets*
Ike: That's the way Nicole. If te shoot S.C. Ruffy first, the other gangsters will surrender. te can leave them behind, and continue on with your work.
Nicole: Okay. *Goes to her train*

As she walked to her train, S.C. Ruffy, and his mafia arrived in two cars. They were brand new Coltillacs, painted in black.

S.C. Ruffy: Get ready, get ready. Aim your pistole at the engine's cab.
Mafia Ponies: *Aiming pistole at engine's cab*
Nicole: *Looking at gangsters in her train* They are going to regret this big time. *Slowly drives train*
S.C. Ruffy: Now!
Nicole: *Shooting gangsters*
Mafia Ponies: *Getting shot*
S.C. Ruffy: Ah! *Hiding da car* I don't like this!
Mirage: Keep shooting Nicole, you're doing well!
Nicole: *Shooting the cars*
S.C. Ruffy: *Continues hiding*
Nicole: *Shooting at S.C. Ruffy*
S.C. Ruffy: I'm going to die! *Gets his head blown off*

Nicole was just about to drive her train out of the yards, but she had to stop at a red signal. Though the other mafia ponies got away, Nicole was still in trouble.

Pete: *Looking at damaged cars, and sees Nicole's gun* Well. It seems that te don't know your own strength. Is that it?
Nicole: *Nervous* N-n-n-no. No sir.
Pete: Maybe driving these trains are too dangerous for you. From now on, te work in the yards with Nemo, Wilson, and Ike.

Now Nicole only drives trains when the other ponies are busy. The mafia ponies however, are always careful to warn each other when they find out about Nicole driving trains.

Mafia pony 53: Don't try to attack Nicole, o her train.
Mafia pony 92: If te do, you'll never be the same pony again.
Mafia pony 96: Our boss set a good example as to how good Nicole is. She blew his head off.

The End

On the successivo episode of Ponies On The Rails

Ryan meets a new pony, and becomes Friends with her.

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On The Block Episode 3 Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

A picture of the new character

Astrel Sky: link

Theme Song: link

Master Sword: Come on Tom, let's go meet the others.
Tom: Right behind you.
Double Scoop: *Standing on strada, via corner*
Aina: *Runs out of her house*
Sunny: Hey, wait for me. *Flying in the middle of the street*
Saten Twist: *Polishing his chain saw, but stops to go meet the others*
Pleiades: *Arrives at corner*
Mortomis: *Standing successivo to Double Scoop*
Tom: più ponies!!
Snow Wonder: *Arrives in a brand new Corvette*
Cosmic Rainbow: *Flies from the clouds*
Heartsong: *Climbs out of a manhole*
Annie: *Arrives on a bicycle*
Blaze:...

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The Impaler

posted by mariofan14

This isn't pony related, but I think I should tell te people about this sadistic fuck: a monster of a man named Vlad III, più commonly known as Vlad the Impaler. I'm doing this for no particular reason, really.

It's really all quite bizarre, all that he went through and all that he did. Born in Transylvania in 1431, he would become a prince of Wallachia. His father, Vlad II Dracul, along with his family, including the soon-to-be maniac, moved to Nuremburg as soon as the baby was born. Vlad II then joined the Order of the Dragon, who were knights to protect Christendom from the Ottomans and...

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Nick's Rant - One Bad mela, mela, apple

posted by BlondLionEzel

WARNING: There will be lots of swearing in this rant.

This f****ng episode...I've been bullied ever since I was 3 and now I'm 15...yikes. This episode made me enraged. I wanted to rip out Applejack's hair with my own two hands!

So what happens is that Babs Seed, a horrid bully pony, comes from Manehatten. She joins Silver Spoon and Diamond Tiara in tormenting the CMC.

Honestly, I just wanted to give the CMC hugs. All the s**t they go through honestly makes me depressed.

After that, the CMC decides to stand up for themselves, and then applejack talks to them about how Babs Seed was bullied back...

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Ponies On The Rails Episode 67 Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike, Nemo and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Also starring the Southern Pacific ponies.

Nikki West From Jade_23

Michael, Roger, Anthony, Ryan, and Donut from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 67: All Aboard For Manehattan
Date: January 21, 1957
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming's train station
Time: 6:58...

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Ponies On The Rails Episode 65 Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Date: January 12, 1957
Loaction: Oatland, Alicornia

Stylo, and Metal Gloss were to work in Oatland, which was right da San Franciscolt. They were driving across The baia Bridge in one of the UP's supply trucks.

Stylo: All this time we've been here, and we haven't seen Alcatraz.
Metal Gloss: Why would te want to go there? You're not a criminal.
Stylo: o am I? Not really, but I think it would be cool to see it, and visit the cons.
Metal Gloss: What about the pros?
Stylo: *Continues driving*

By the time they got to the trainyard in Oatland, a pony was waiting for them.

Supervisor: te Stylo, and...

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Saten Twist Adventures 9... PART 6

posted by Canada24

AFTER THE EVENTS OF EPISODE 1

Everyone was enjoying the party. But Saten wasn't there, as was still depressed from AJ having dumped him. And Derpy, being very protective of her cousin and mad at AppleJack for hurting him, got back at applejack when she tricked the western pony into having one of Derpy's 'special' muffins.
AJ: (eating it quickly) this is delicious. What's in it?
Derpy: Oh te know. Dough. Blueberries.. Bit of pot.
AJ: (nervously) What was that last part!?
Derpy: ... Raisins.
AJ: THAT'S NOT WHAT YA SAID!!
Derpy: Whatever. Just be glad this is a party for that new girl. Because your...

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Ponies On The Rails Episode 65 Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

James, and his friends

Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Also starring the Southern Pacific ponies.

Nikki West From Jade_23

Michael, Roger, Anthony, Ryan, and Donut from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 65

Adventures In San Franciscolt

Date: January 12, 1957
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming. The school.

Jeff has a son...

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On The Block Episode 1 Part 4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

The Story of Corporal Agarn

Theme song

Though he goes on a rage from time to time
He is a very good friend of mine
And in Fort Courage he is well known as
Corporal Agarn

Starring Master Sword as Corporal Agarn
Tom Foolery as Captain Parmenter
Saten Twist as Sargent O' Rourke
Mortomis as Dobbs, the bugler

One giorno at Fort Courage.

Sargent O' Rourke: *Walking da the cannon*
Corporal Agarn: Hello Sarge.
Sargent O' Rourke: Good morning Agarn.
Corporal Agarn: *Looks at clock* But Sarge, it's 1 PM.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sargent O' Rourke: We're in the army. We have to say thirteen hundred hours.
Corporal Agarn:...

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On The Block Episode 1 Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Tom Foolery

Welcome to the block, where a group of ponies that are Friends live on the same block in Ponyville. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering*
Master Sword & Tom: *Standing in front of a house*
Master Sword: Hello, I am Master Sword.
Tom: And I'm Tom Foolery. *Looking at Master Sword* I was just wondering. Why are te called Master Sword?
Master Sword: Because I'm good with a sword.
Tom: At least you're not good with fishing.
Master Sword: Why is that?
Tom: Because, then te would be called Master Bait.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: I don't get it.
Tom:...

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My Little pony fan Fiction: The Legend of Pleiades Part 1 Volume 1

posted by purrloinedlove

So... te came to hear of Pleiades, I presume? Well, here's some of her background information and status quo. She, at one time was a regular pegasus filly of Camargue, expected to die one. Just some good n- Get back here te sticky foal! (sigh) Don't worry. She's still alive. Ooh! A mist cloud! Pleiades has the story for you!
Pleiades Stardust was born in Camargue... well, te shouldn't have every detail. She started flying at two o three months and ever since she was a yearling she skimmed the waves of Camargue. Every morning. No matter what. A cold? Eeyup. Big cut on wing? Eeyup. Winters...

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The History Of Equestria: Railways Part 4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Mike

As mentioned in the precedente part of this story, the Union Pacific is Equestrian's longest railroad. It even has part of the responsibility of getting a train all the way from San Franciscolt to Manehattan. The other part of this responsibility is owned da CSX, taking over for the Union Pacific in Chicagoat.

Applejack: Once the train gets to Manehattan, all of the lettuce, tomatoes, and other vegetables that they use for making salads goes to many places in the east coast. Not just in Manehattan, but also in small towns like Ponyville.
Rainbow Dash: If it weren't for the insalata Bowl Express,...

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The History Of Equestria: Railways Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Wayne

We decided to get a few ponies on a train heading from Manehattan to Chicagoat, to interview some other ponies working on a Railway called Amtrak. It's a big railroad that brings ponies to hundreds of places in Equestria, as well as Canada.

Our train will be going from Manehattan, to Chicagoat, and it's called the Lake puntellare, riva Limited. Right now, we're looking at the conductor named Wayne.

Wayne: *Looking at camera* Is this thing on?
Camera Pony: Yeah. So, let's start with your name.
Wayne: It's Wayne.
Camera Pony: How long have te worked for this railway?
Wayne: About two months. I got the job...

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The History Of Equestria: Railways Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Equestria. Have te ever wondered about how some things in that world are how they are today? Well now, te are about to find out. From having fun, in the park, to fighting crime, o evil terrorists, this is the History of Equestria.

Episode 3: Railways

When most ponies decide to travel, o send goods from one place to another, they rely on the train. Freight trains bring in goods, and supplies that ponies need, while passenger trains take ponies from one place to another.

One of Equestria's famous trains is the Friendship Express. It's the only modern passenger train to be powered da steam....

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Awesome pony pics

added by NocturnalMirage

Source: EQD, joyreactor

Googled Ponies

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Googled Ponies

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Googled Ponies

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Googled Ponies

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Con Mane: On Celestia's Secret Service

posted by Seanthehedgehog

It was a wonderful giorno in Canterlot, until some ponies started panicking.

Con: What's going on?
P: Discord is back, and he's murdering più ponies!
Con: I'll stop him!
Discord: Keep it up! Everypony in this town must die!
Korean ponies: Affirmative! *kill each other*
Discord: Don't kill each other! Only kill the ones that live here.
Con: *shoots Discord*
Discord: te really think that pistol of yours will work?
Con: I shot te in the arm! Why aren't te bleeding?
Discord: Because, I'm invincible!
Con: *takes away invincibility* Not anymore.
Discord: That's it, you're screwed! Everypony, drop...

Just Be Me Episode 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

It was a beautiful giorno in Equestria. arcobaleno Dash, Applejack, and Rarity were sitting at a restaurant having lunch.

Applejack: Well, thanks te two for helping out at my farm.
Rainbow Dash: No problem.
Rarity: There was no problem for me either, except for...
Applejack: Yes?
Rarity: Dirt.
Rainbow Dash: That's nothing to worry about. Besides, if te get it on you, te can just wash it off.
Applejack: I'm surprised te didn't wear that farming outfit te made when Trenderhoof was visiting.
Rarity: Oh yeah, about that...

Yesterday at Carousel Botique

Sweetie Belle: *Wearing Rarity's farming outfit*...