Trixie leads them into the creepy funhouse.
SB: Hmm.. This is a very depressing room.. No sunlight.. No hope.. (excited) We should convince Cheerliee to have classes in here!.
AB: So.. Trixie.. Are te sure te want us in here?
Trixie: Oh. I 'differently' want te in here.. (evil chuckle)
Scootaloo: (nervous) Hmmm... I don't think I like the sound of that laugh.

(skips to the crusaders being chained to the walls).
Scootaloo: (angrily) I KNEW I DIDN'T LIKE SOUND OF THAT LAUGH!!
Trixie: SHUT UP!! (whips them)
Trixie: Hurts, don't it!
SB: I don't know.. (pervertly) Maybe te should whip me HARDER.
Trixie: (whips Sweetie Belle as hard as she can)
SB: (eroused da this) OH, GOD!
Trixie: Your all my prisoners now!
Scoot: Ohh yeah! Well just te wait! Ditty is probably sensing my danger, and is on his way..

(back in canterlot, the fairly large, black alicorn, we all know as Ditto, is seen obsessively playing Call of Duty online).
Ditto: T bag time my friend!
Shining Armor: (knocking on Ditto's door from off view) Uhhh, commander, are te in there?
Ditto: Not now kid, I'm busy!
Shining Armor: But boss, I think there might be più troubl-
Ditto: (screaming) I detto I'M BUSY!!
Shining Armor: (nervously) Okay, okay (leaves)

2 B CONTINUED