Trixie's funhouse spoof (mature humor involved).. PART 3

posted by Canada24

Trixie leads them into the creepy funhouse.
SB: Hmm.. This is a very depressing room.. No sunlight.. No hope.. (excited) We should convince Cheerliee to have classes in here!.
AB: So.. Trixie.. Are te sure te want us in here?
Trixie: Oh. I 'differently' want te in here.. (evil chuckle)
Scootaloo: (nervous) Hmmm... I don't think I like the sound of that laugh.

(skips to the crusaders being chained to the walls).
Scootaloo: (angrily) I KNEW I DIDN'T LIKE SOUND OF THAT LAUGH!!
Trixie: SHUT UP!! (whips them)
Trixie: Hurts, don't it!
SB: I don't know.. (pervertly) Maybe te should whip me HARDER.
Trixie: (whips Sweetie Belle as hard as she can)
SB: (eroused da this) OH, GOD!
Trixie: Your all my prisoners now!
Scoot: Ohh yeah! Well just te wait! Ditty is probably sensing my danger, and is on his way..

(back in canterlot, the fairly large, black alicorn, we all know as Ditto, is seen obsessively playing Call of Duty online).
Ditto: T bag time my friend!
Shining Armor: (knocking on Ditto's door from off view) Uhhh, commander, are te in there?
Ditto: Not now kid, I'm busy!
Shining Armor: But boss, I think there might be più troubl-
Ditto: (screaming) I detto I'M BUSY!!
Shining Armor: (nervously) Okay, okay (leaves)

2 B CONTINUED

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Pinkie Pie's Gift~

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Pinkie Pie bounced around Ponyville on a Natale Eve. She smiled as everypony greeted her. She gave everypony a gift. "Here is your gift, Ms. Cheerilee!" Pinkie Pie detto with enthusiasm. Ms. Cheerilee gasped and said, "Thank you, Pinkie Pie! I'll be sure to open it tomorrow." She said. Pinkie Pie said, "I'll be happy to give any of my Friends gifts!" That included everybody in Ponyville, because they all knew she was a great friend.

Pinkie Pie was just finishing up. "Thank te so much, Pinkie! This gem is very radiant and beautiful!" Rarity said, beaming at the nice red gem. Pinkie Pie smiled...

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Friendship is the Best Magic <3

posted by DragonAura15

Me as a pony, amazed by your talent.

I just want to say, thanks everyone for making this club such an amazing place! And I would also Amore to give a shoutout to all of my Friends in the Pokémon and Haron region club!

Acceptance.
I never quite understood how much power this word contained...until now.
I used to go to a middle school that nearly crushed the personality out of me. Everyone was cussing, being inappropriate, pushing others around, and just flat-out being bullies. And on superiore, in alto of all that, my BFF and I were growing apart. Everything I could do, she could do better, and as te can imagine, I began to grow jealous. Then,...

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Applejack's Double Life part 10

posted by Seanthehedgehog

The train arrives at Appleloosa, and the Flim Flam brothers get out.

Applejack: *Watching* Ok, let's go. *Exits train*
Braeburn: *Follows*
Flim: *walks into saloon*
Flam: *Walks into saloon*
Dexter: *Walks into saloon*
Applejack: What do te suppose they're up to?
Braeburn: I ain't sure. We better get back to my orchard.

So they did, but inside the saloon.

Dexter: *grabs paper, and pen* Alright. What am I writing?
Flim: A letter! We've gone over this 5 times already in the train.
Flam: Here is what we want te to write. te ready?
Dexter: Ready.
Flam: Dear Applejack. te have made us attraversare, croce for the...

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The last solstice - Chapter 33: The return of a Princess - Part 2

posted by NocturnalMirage

The last solstice

Chapter 33: The return of a Princess – Part 2

Celestia idled in her sister's office, gazing through the broken window. In front of her lay the Castle's parade ground, filled with the bodies of the fallen. The heat of the battle was gone and now the Princess of the Sun had to face reality once again. All of her suppressed emotions bottled up and a large teardrop ran down on her cheek, following the path of the burnt scars.

“What have I done?” the white alicorn whispered to herself. “Is this what I'm destined for? To cause pain and suffering?”

The unsettling questions...

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Octavia Unchained part 5

posted by Seanthehedgehog

When Dexter, and Octavia got to the office of the Flim Flam brothers, they saw it was empty.

Octavia: They must have escaped while we were shooting all those workers.
Dexter: We got to stop them. *runs down hallway*
Octavia: *following*

Outside the factory

Flim: We're almost out of here.
Flam: Which car are we taking?
Flim: Both of ours. te drive yours, and I'll drive mine.
Flam: Why not the other way around?
Flim: Ok!

So they both hopped into their cars, and drove away.

Dexter: Quick, let's get in my car! *gets in*
Octavia: *Gets in*
Dexter: *Drives after the flim flam brothers*
Octavia: There's...

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Hedgehog In Ponyville 8 part 9

posted by Seanthehedgehog

General Rosemeyer.

The helicopter passed us, but the pilot didn't see us.

At the castle

Nazis: *watching helicopter*
General Rosemeyer: *flying helicopter*
Nazis: *run out to greet general*
General Rosemeyer: *climbs out of helicopter*
Colonel Kramer: Hello General.
General Rosemeyer: Hi Colonel. I've got some good news.
Colonel Kramer: What is it?
General Rosemeyer: Twilight Sparkle got the changelings to unisciti us.
Colonel Kramer: That's good. How is Canterlot?
General Rosemeyer: Nothing has changed. Do te like my machine?
Colonel Kramer: Seems a little dangerous.
General Rosemeyer: Well te must try it.
Colonel Kramer:...

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Ponies On The Rails episode 6 part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Percy flew along the streets of Cheyenne, and suddenly saw Jeff coming out of a pharmacy.

Percy: Jeff!
Jeff: Percy? What are te doing? I'm not feeling well.
Percy: I know, but listen. Do te know how te got sick?
Jeff: My doctor detto it was from a filly I accidentally bumped into. She had some kind of virus.
Percy: When was it?
Jeff: Near my house.
Percy: No, when was it?
Jeff: Last night.
Percy: Alright. Time travel away.
Jeff: Uh, Percy? I don't know any time traveling spells.
Percy: Great. Our only hope is Coffee Creme.
Gordon: *stops nearby* o te can count on me.
Percy: Gordon? But you're...

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Con Mane: The Expert Saga part 1/4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

The first Con Mane story to have OC's that aren't mine. Let's begin on a tropical island 8 miles from Hong Kong.

Hattan: *sunbathing* Sneak Peak, can te check the main entrance?
S.P: Right away Ms. Scaramanga.
business pony: Are te Hattan Scaramanga?
Sneak Peak: No, I'm her assisstant.
business pony: Where is she?
Sneak Peak: Go in that way.
business pony: *enters room* Hattan Scaramanga.
Hattan: Hi. I just realised te have your gun, and I don't have mine.
business pony: That's too bad. *shoots gun*
Hattan: *dodges bullet*
S.P: *turns off lights*
business pony: Where are you? mostra yourself!...

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Hedgehog In Ponyville 7 part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Sean The Hedgehog presents

Based off the roleplay da Applejackrocks1

Hedgehog In Ponyville, and the Grand Galloping Gala

Dedicated to Jade Gordon

I miss her so much :(

It was one of those days in winter where all the water was freezing. I had to stop Discord from one of his crazy schemes.

Discord: *enters building*
Sean: *waits da door*
Discord: *pulls switch*
Sean: The building is going into the ground! *hops on roof*

I snuck into what seemed to be Discord's layer. It was underground.

Robotnik: Guten Tag Discord.
Discord: Dr! So good to see te again!! How is everything?
Robotnik: Wunderbar, but listen....

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A Simple giorno With Rarity And Sweetie Belle

posted by Lionkingarts

Rarity woke up in her bed, looking at her clock. And noticed she was late to take sweetie belle to the resturaunt. "Oh goodness! I have forgot to take sweetie belle to the resturaunt." Rarity swung out of bed, trotting to her make up room. The soft colored blue magic had occured to rarity's horn. She had lifted up fake eyelashes and straped it to her left eye. "Oh I really should have resisted sweetie belle's begging." Then she lifted up another eyelash, Strapping it to her right eye. Lied beside her, was a eyeshadow box and the eyeshadow brush. "I'm sure sweetie belle won't mind if we're late...

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Con Mane: The Rookie Saga part 2/4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

This is another story with Con Mane in it. Right now he is planting explosives in a russian military base disguised as a bar.

Con Mane: Ok time to head up. *walks into bar*
Scarlet: Everytime it rains it rains pennies from heaven *eyes Con*
Con: *walks up più stairs heading in the bathroom*
Russian pony: Hey. I saw te enter the explosive room.
Con: Oh did you? *fights russian pony*
Scarlet: What are te doing?!
Con: *throws russian into bathtub*
Russian pony: *pulls out gun*
Con: *throws fan into tub which electrocutes the russian pony* Shocking. Positively shocking.

Mares and stallions,...

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Con Mane: The Rookie Saga 1/4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Sean The Hedgehog presents

Dr. Ani (A Con Mane Story)

In case te are wondering, ani is korean for no.

Three old blind stallions were walking alongside a strada, via to a club. They were all walking with canes making sure they weren't going to hit anything. They kept walking until they saw a pony get in a red sports car. Yes, the stallions were old, but they weren't blind. As the pony was getting in his sports car the stallions shot him. Then they got in a old hearse, and drove away. "One agent down two to go." the driver said. "Who are we killing next?" the arancia, arancio stallion asked. "Our successivo target...

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It's A mad mad mad mad world part 10

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Sean's Canterlot GMO

It seemed dark in the store, but soon a light appeared. Then it started moving.

Rarity: I'm scared!
Spike: Don't worry, a few sticks of dynamite are there, and it will blow a hole in the door.
Fuse: *stops*
Spike: Wait a minute
Fuse: *sets box on fire*
Rarity: Don't go there!
Spike: For crying out loud I can do it! Why do te always act like I don't know anything?!
box: *explodes*
fireworks: *come out of box*
Rarity: *screaming*

Pinkie Pie: *flying upside down*
Fluttershy: If te don't stop, I'll end up like Bartholomew!!
Pinkie Pie: At least te can sleep!
control: Alright listen. It's important that...

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Wheels of Evil - Part 9

posted by NocturnalMirage

Wheels of Evil – Part 9

The Sun is still up, but the night approaches quickly. Four dark silhouettes sneak toward the edge of the Everfree Forest. Four stallions. They sposta carefully. Veeeery silently. Like if they were hiding from somepony.

“Are te sure this is the right way, Caramel?” one pony asks quietly.

“Yes, yes…” Bon-Bon told me precisely where is it.” he risposte and gestures to the two others.

“Clover, Note, sposta your flanks! We best be doing this before the Sun goes down!”

“Right behind ya!”

“Ssshhh! There!” caramello whispers and points to a large, weird object...