Golfing

Starring Tom Foolery as Otis
Master Sword as Chip
Snow Wonder as Elena
Heartsong as Casey
Cosmic arcobaleno as Olson
Mortomis as Caddy
Blaze as Mitchell

Audience: *Laughing*
Otis: What are te laughing for? We didn't even start the skit yet.
Audience: *Laughing*

The End

Audience: *Laughing*
Otis: What the hell are te doing?! If we didn't even start the skit, what makes te think it's the end?

Now the skit starts. At the Ponyville golf course, Mitchell, and Olson were playing against each other.

Mitchell: *Waiting to hit the ball as he hears a train's horn*
Olson: *Waiting*
Mitchell: *Hits the ball*
Olson: *Sees the ball land on the green*
Mitchell: Ha. te detto I couldn't do it.
Olson: Oh, that's what I detto half an ora ago.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mitchell: Idiot.
Olson: I bet te cheated.
Audience: *Laughing*

Meanwhile, Otis, and Chip were two holes behind them on the 12th hole.

Chip: So I heard te had trouble with the audience, and producers.
Audience: *Laughing*
Otis: Where did te hear that?
Chip: Oh, somewhere. Actually, I think it was the 11th hole. I'm not sure.
Audience: *Laughing*
Otis: te mean te can't remember?
Chip: Do I look like a smart pony to you?
Audience: *Laughing*
Otis: No.
Chip: Well there te go. Let's tee off.
Otis: *Spots Elena, and Casey* te do that, I'm going to jack off.
Audience: *Laughing*
Chip: What for? *Looks behind him, and sees Elena, and Casey* Oh. That's why.
Otis: So, how long have te sexy mares been playing this sport?
Elena: I played for four years.
Casey: Two years.
Otis: Oh yeah? I have been playing for three years. Right between te two.
Chip: ciao Otis. I thought te detto te were going to jack off!
Audience: *Laughing*
Casey: What did he say?
Otis: He's drunk, forget him. *Runs to Chip* What the hell did te say that out loud for?
Chip: I was just repeating something te told me.
Otis: Yeah well, don't do that.
Chip: How come?
Otis: There are certain things te don't say outloud.
Chip: Well I told te I'm an idiot. I don't know any better.
Audience: *Laughing*
Otis: *Walks to tee* Let's finish this hole.
Chip: *Looking away from Otis* Okay. Idiot.
Otis: And stop calling yourself an idiot.
Chip: I just did.
Audience: *Laughing*

2 B Continued