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#8: PINKIE'S CUTENESS LEVEL's:
Fluttershy is overrated.. There. I detto it.. (sits and waits for the haters)

#7: RULE 84 GAGS:
Though this also counts as the WORST thing.
But either way
I never would of realised how much I was missing out on.
Though. At the same time.
Part of the reason I became a brony in the first place is I found a image of it, when looking though Skyrim images..

#6: pony Musica VIDEOS:
No comments..

#5: DISCORD:
These days, Discord (John De Lancie) is the main reason I still watch the mostra itself.
As even though most of the characters aren't funny anymore.
The same cannot be detto for Discord.
The only one who hasn't Lost his touch.
Plus there's the fact I never actually heard of John De Lancie before finding Discord.
Since I never seen stella, star Trak..

#4: pony MOV:
These dark humored mini series is what I always use to introduce others into the world of MLP.
And so far..
It hasn't failed to work.
I made up to ten people into bronies da mostrare them pony Mov.
And have my own story for it, witch is currently very popular, and it gave me the excuse to use pony Mov Spike..

#3: FANPOP:
Technically Alpha and Omega is the reason is the reason I discovered Fanpop. I still drop da that page every so often, but all my Friends are gone now, and all anyone dose now is argue about everything. So, the place is pretty much worthless.. Anyway. At some point after joining originally, I discovered the MLP page, along with Gergory/Mirage and Sean.. Others too, but don't remember. This was a long time ago.
Either way.
Glad to have found te guys, even though a overly sarcastic, Christian hypocrite like myself isn't much to brag about..

#2: CUPCAKES:
da this point, we all know about how the narrations of cupcakes inspired me into being a BETTER writer.
But that's not ALL cupcakes did to for me..
It made me discover Andrew WK and Korn.
It even became the reason I started watching the SAW Film (great movies.. Completely underrated).
Along with being the original reason I made that club of myself here on fanpop.
And it's the main reason I am as dark humoured as I am today.
All that, along with ironically making me Amore Pinkie più instead of less.
I also have 2 fanfictions for it (both of them spoofs though).
And 3 video I made myself.
And it's currently used as my Facebook cover.
So yeah.
There's REASONS I consider it the "best" creepypasta.
Along with being the only Creepypasta that doesn't have graphic rape scenes involved, so yeah, all other creepypastas SUCK.
Even arcobaleno Factory sorry to say..

#1: MRAWKWARDREVIEWER:
"see te at the flag pole" - his catchphrase..
God damn, I f***in Amore his guy.
te know why?
Because he has no limits.
He's a foul mouthed, loud toned, overly sarcastic, self mocking, nerd. Who strongly hates, both the theme song, and the expression "any pony".. Hmm.. Who dose that remind me of?.. Oh, that's right.. ME :D.
te know.. Except the "loud toned" part.
I'm very soft spoken myself..
 Discord
Discord
 Cuteness overload
Cuteness overload
 pony Mov
Pony Mov
 Mrawkwardreviewer
Mrawkwardreviewer
posted by applejackrocks1
Back with the story....

(Meanwhile in this scene, this song starts to play:
link)

Applejack: *is very tierd* *coughs* Stop! Ah beg y'all!
Brawny: Stop being a wimp! Let me kill ya!
Applejack: *tries to swim Faster*
MP3: *blocks Applejack*
Applejack: AH! Get-
Brawny: *grabs Applejack*
Applejack: NO!
Brawny: *drags applejack and ties her up*
Applejack: *coughs* No...*coughs*
Brawny: *grabs Axe*
MP2: FINISH HER BRAWNY!
Brawny: It's fair to give te some last words. Go on. *smirks*
Applejack: *sigh* *stands up weak* *eyes are wounded and red*
Brawny: >:(
Applejack: *whispers* I-I...Love you..*kisses Brawny*...
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The last solstice

Chapter 7: Battle at Ivory Tower


The heat is suffocating. It settles on the capital, like an invisible mass. There’s absolutely no natural air movement. No clouds on the light blue sky. Everypony stays indoors, if they can. Only a few figures saunter on the streets. Mostly young fillies and colts, roasting eggs on the hot pavement, o Amore birds, chatting at cafés, under the shadow of tall oak trees. Everything’s quiet, as the fiery orb above continues to pour its light and warmness on the Equestrian landscape. This is the worst heat wave that struck Canterlot in over...
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Twilight: Not only did I lose my wings, but Celestia put a spell on me to make me sound like a black man!
Rainbow Dash: Wow. te can stay with us until Celestia makes te a princess again.
Twilight: thanks gurl.
Sean: *walks in house* Twilight? What happened to your wings?
Twilight: Man, I done too much stupid shit, and they got taken away.
Sean: Why do te sound black?
Twilight: That's another thing ah got for being idiotic.
Rainbow Dash: Who detto you're idiotic? Sure te made a few wrong choices, but that doesn't make te retarted.
Sean: Yeah, I'm pretty sure Albert Einstein made some dumb choices....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Hattan: *driving down road*
Con: Hmmm.
Weston: Ah'm not sure why they sell equestrian cars in China.
Con: *steals car*
Weston: What the hay?
Con: Who are you?
Weston: I'm Constaple Weston B. River. Ah saw te before. You're that secret agent!
Con: How'd te know that?
Weston: The Koreans told me.
Con: Ohh great.
Weston: Who are we chasing?
Con: That blue Wrestler with the white bacheca tires.
Hattan: *turns right*
Con: *does drift*
Sneak Peak: Floor it! Con's chasing us.
Hattan: *weaving through traffic*
Con: *honks horn*
Weston: Get out of the bloody way!
pony in car: Stop shouting!
Weston: I am a police...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
Pilot 1 - GasMask On
time : 15:30
location : near LasPegasus
objiective : Find And Kill GoldenHorn
Pilot 2 - fourty-five we near the location
fourty-five - copy over five-o-five
Pilot 1 - holy shit there toxics everywhere
Dimitri - he want gas all civiliants...
Damn - damn...
Shadow *from radio* - Im under... 10 BTR's under the GoldenHorn office... 9 birds flying... no wait... se another one... ok there 10 birds... there contact Destroyer... when te land we Lost conntact with te five-o-five...
fourty-five - we landing... good luck
Shadow *from radio* - good luck five-o-five... happy hunting... Shadow...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The sun was rising in Baltimare, as a few stallions were cleaning their house. arcobaleno Dash was asleep in that building, and still is. She got there after Fluttershy was killed. But later on

Stallion 63: Lets go. sposta it!
Celestia: te broke our wings. We can't sposta as fast as you.
Luna: You'll be sorry if te kill us.
Stallion 54: Just keep moving. Wait a minute.
Stallion 63: What is it?
Stallion 54: I just thought I saw arcobaleno Crash.
Nice Stallion: uh oh.
Stallion 54: *tries to look through window*
Nerdy pony: Hey! Guess what? I just invented a new thing called Multiplying! It's like adding,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Pinkie Pie enters the restaurant, and soon meets the manager

Manager: Hello
Pinkie Pie: Hi
Manager: What happened out there?
Pinkie Pie: A pony driving a big rig tried to kill me.
manager: Really?
Pinkie Pie: yeah *sits down at table*
Waiter: Can I get te anything?
Pinkie Pie: Just a cupcake. *looks out window & spots truck*
Waiter: Anything else?
Pinkie Pie: a water, and do te have any asperine?
Waiter: Coming right up.

While Pinkie looks at the truck she remembered the pony driving it had arancia, arancio hooves. The driver had to be in this restaurant. There were only three ponies that had arancia, arancio hooves....
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Back with the story......

Twilight: te ponies did a very good job defeating Discord.
All: Thanks!!
AJ: Nikki, y'all are a very good rope pony.
Nikki: *blushes* thanks...
PP: I Amore YOUR HAIR CS! IT REMINDS ME OF SOMEPONY! BUT I CAN'T REMEMBER WHO!!
CS:*giggles* Pinkie, your so random!
RD: So your joining the army score?
Score: Actually, (looks at her friends) Im staying here, with my friends...
RD: Nice.
Rarity: I must say Pacifica, I Amore te outfit!
Pacifica: Finally somepony who understands my style!
Fluttershy: Your my preferito element Stormy..
Stormy: hehe..thanks..
Twilight: Well, we gotta go.
Main6: BYE!!!!!
All: BYE!!!!!!
Azura: We did a good job girls..
CS: We sure did Azura..we sure did...
Score: who wants to play video games at my house?!?!
Nikki: ME!!
CS: I DO! I Do!
Azura: Count me in!
Pacifica: Me too!
Stormy: Me three!!!

THE END!!!!

I'll make più articles, don't worry.
The colts stood beside Discord. And the mares were lined up in front of Discord.

Azura: Well, Well, Well....
Discord: Mmmmmf!!!
Score: te give up?
Discord: Mmmf!!!
CS: Letsmfinish him girls.
Stormy: Alrighty!
Nikki: *smirks*

They combined there elements. The 5 ponies rose from the floor. Then they all opened their eyes, and their were glowing. Then FLASH! A big arcobaleno came out of the elements, and hit Discord, causing him to turn into Stone. Then, they all fell down, tierd of the work they had done.

Stormy: Did we do it?
Azura: I think so!
CS: We did it!
Score: Woo-Hoo!
Nikki: Yee-Haw!!!!
All: (hugs each...
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Cotton Swirls told Azura to build 3 cages, the size of Nikki, Stormy, and Score. And so, Azura build them. They both threw Nikki, Stormy, and Score each into a different cage. After That, they went to look for the others (Pixel, Pacifica, Brawny, Twirl, BS, and Jack). Azura carried Pixel and Brawny, and CS carried Twirl, Pacifica, and Jack back where the others were.

Azura: Okay, now that we have them all together, what do we do?
CS: Well, we gotta bring back there Memory.
Azura: Right, but how?
CS: Ummmmmmm.....We can sing a song, o mostra them some pictures of us, o just talk to them.
Azura: I...
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Everypony was shouting once Cotton Swirls and her Friends got out. "This is terrible!"said Score Heights. They saw Queen Chrysalis using her dark magic to destroy every house in Ponyville. Score Heights went running to her and then told Queen Chrysalis,"Why would te do this to us? We don't deserve this!" Queen Chrysalis just chuckled and said,"I don't think te remember what happened at the wedding. I had my chance to get married with him. Now I give payback!" Score Heights looked up and she saw Princess Celestia.

"Princess Celestia!"said Score Heights. "Go get your Friends and gather them...
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posted by mariofan14
*This is an OC story with flippy_fan210's OC, Claw, who's not a pony, but what looks like a lynx. I'm also including my Bayonetta pony in this. And this is truly my longest story I have made, so I'm sorry about this. Enjoy.*

One fine giorno at Sweet mela, apple Acres, the mela, apple family was working hard in the fields, bucking the trees to harvest the apples. mela, apple Bloom, however, was working with Granny Smith around the house. After a while, the old green pony says, "Ya done real good there, mela, apple Bloom. Maybe te can help out yer brother and sister out in the fields." "Ah sure will!" mela, apple Bloom leaped...
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posted by Mylittlecute12
Twilight and Fluttershy enter the tower.
"Hello is anypony home"? asked, Fluttershy.
"Look the staircase"! said, Twilight.
"Fluttershy te keep guard up here while I'll go down the stairs" said, Twilight.
"Okay" whispered, Fluttershy.
"I better be careful I don't wanna fall again". said, Twilight." I hope Twilight is okay I don't want her to get hurt". whispered, Fluttershy.
(evil laughing)
Fluttershy "screams".
"Fluttershy"! yells, Twilight.
Twilight runs back up the stairs.
But when she trys running up the stairs, they just keep going down like everlasting steps.

"Help!!!!!!!!!!!" screams, Fluttershy.

To be continued.........
Chapter Eleven: Rarity
    I tucked da hooves underneath me and sighed. “Twilight, do we have to? I have a bad feeling about this…”

Rainbow Dash was glaring at the ground. “I can’t believe this… I’m so not going!” But we all knew those were empty words—she would come.

Fluttershy had gotten over her panic, but was still nervous.
“Are… are te sure about this?”

Twilight detto her successivo words mournfully. “We have to be…”

Discord popped his head back in. “I’m readdddy~” he sang. “You?”

“As ready as we’ll ever be,” I sighed, and trotted...
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*Runs*
Me: Go Derpy (i stop while Derpy runs like Crazy)
me: *hugs fluttershy* Fluttershy why are te doing this i know te have the power to stop this so Amore and care for me *kisses fluttershy and she returns back to normal*
Fluttershy: Go phoenix i got this
me: but...
fluttershy: JUST GO!
(Phoenix runs and hopes if she makes it out)
Derpy: te made it out!
me: but not Fluttershy :'(
Derpy: Aww :'(
me:but if she makes it out just... someday
Derpy: Wanna bake some muffins
me: =-= Thanks but no thanks mabye later? i guess
Derpy: ok
The end
posted by mariofan14
It was a bright and shining giorno in the beautiful town of Ponyville. Everyone was doing their regular thing: talking, shopping, working, playing, the usual. But at Sugar Cube Corner, things were going to be a little different.

Pound and zucca Cake, the twin foals, now about 3 and a half months old, were beginning to be a little più aware of their powers, using them for whatever purpose there is, sometimes including help around the cucina when it needs cleaning. Those kids sure are better with their powers now, here's its downside: They want to use it OUTSIDE of the town!

One day, when Pinkie...
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I grew up in a town where te had to fight just to get a point across to someone. Where ponies would drop dead from; Homicide, fatigue, starvation, and più commonly suicide. So how can a Stallion like me, end up at the most extravagent party in Equestria? He becomes the best Doctor these Royals have ever known.


How does he ruin the Grand Galloping Gala to the point where no pony will ever return to the event? He burns it to the ground. I know I sound mad but it`s the only way I can accomplish my mission.


I lit a match near the fabric curtains, the rest took care of itself. First there was panic, then there was choking. And finally, the sweet passion of death. How I envy there adrenaline, I felt no remorce.


To be continued...
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I finally got out of he Everfree forest and headed fir my cottage to see if Queen Chrysalis did anything to my precious animals. She didn't.

If she's not here, where is she?

I went into town to see if she caused any trouble there. She hadn't.

Hmm.

I saw arcobaleno Dash and ran to tell her who I saw in the Everfree forest. "Rainbow, you'll never believe te I saw-"

"I have to go, Fluttershy." arcobaleno Dash flew away.

I followed. "But it's really important-" She flew faster than me. I flew a little faster, too. "Rainbow, listen to-" She then flew away even faster and I knew I could'nt catch up.. I...
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I tried to get of the goo. I couldn't believe I had probably put Ponyville in danger. I knew I had to escape. So, I thought of a plan. "Oh, please, changling minion, let me go."

My element of harmony. Kindness.

The changling that was guarding me shook its head.

"Pretty please." I gave my kindest smile.

The changling set me free.

"Thanks oh so very much." I then flew out of the cave like lightning.

I was going to Ponyville to see if Queen Chrysalis did anything to my reputation.
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"And she did."
posted by AquoMoon
"Time to take a test Twilight," detto the stallion as he took of his cappuccio da using telekineses the stallion had a spiky red mane a black and red tail and purple make upin shapes of upside down tears,"Hey are te going to ask what my name is Twilight," asked the stallion,"oh yeah ummm may i ask whats your name?","Finnaly an answer I could answer I'm Axel so are te ready?" asked Axel again,"Uhh yeah I guess since I never failed one before." detto Twilight. Axel took a step back and cherged up to chakrams,"well than Lets get going!" Axel detto as Twilight had her thing to deafend herself with book...
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