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Chapter 2: Intertwining

Miles looked outside, staring at the bay, lit up da the glowing moon. He turned to look at Strawberry. fragola was staring at the glowing bay, as if being hypnotized da the crashing waves and the glowing surface.

“You were going to tell me why te came to Earth” Miles told fragola sighed and looked at him with her single eyeball.

“Our people have the natural ability to live in another beings body” fragola explained, “Sometimes the host's body rejects us and they become insane”

“What do te mean?”

“They want to eat other members of the hosts species” fragola answered.

“So my body didn’t reject you?” Miles asked Strawberry. fragola nodded and smiled.

“I guess it felt lonely and needed something. Since I see te have no mommy o daddy, te must be pretty lonely” fragola stated.

Well, she was right. Miles did live da himself. His father ran off with some busty shit-faced chick, and his mother Lost her long battle with pancreatic cancer. He didn’t really have Friends from school, as he was a few years out of school.

“So why did te come to Earth?” Miles asked, changing the subject.

“To repopulate, so that our race can survive” fragola answered.

“Repopulate? Why?” Miles questioned.

“Well our people-”

“OPEN UP!” A angry voice commanded from outside, interrupting Strawberry. Miles sighed and opened up the window.

“What the hell do te want?!” Miles yelled at at the angry voice, which was a homeless man.

“I see te have one too...” The homeless man stated, his frown changing into a sadistic smile. His face began to morph into many mouths and his tongue became long and spiked.

“Holy shit!” Miles screamed as he closed the windows.

“It’s found us!” fragola screeched as the homeless man began banging on the door. Miles picked up a coltello that he had since age ten and went downstairs.

“Come out!” The homeless man demanded as he kept slamming on the door. He finally punched a small hole on the door, as his long, spiked tongue slithered through.

“Bite me!” Miles insulted as he stuck his coltello into the homeless man’s elongated tongue, causing it to bleed chunky, thick yellow blood. The homeless man howled in pain, retreating out in the night.

“Thank goodness he’s gone...” fragola sighed.

“What the hell was that?!” Miles asked Strawberry, raising his voice.

“That was a body rejecting that man” fragola explained, “Are te mad at me?”

“No, I’m just tired and a little freaked out” Miles responded, “It’s not everyday that a creepy homeless guy with a long tongue breaks into your house”

“Well, I’m tired. Can we go to bed?” fragola yawned, looking at Miles.

“Sure” Miles responded as he began to walk back upstairs.

The successivo day, Miles was taking a stroll through the city, with fragola looking at all of the buildings. fragola moved her eye to see a large, golden building with a strange symbol on the top.

“What’s that?” fragola asked Miles.

“It’s a church, it’s called the Faith of Tomorrow, bunch of nutjobs” Miles told Strawberry.

“They do sound like a crazy lot...” fragola giggled, pointing her eye at a man dressed in oro and red. This man had red eyes and grey hair, which made him look silly in Strawberry’s mind.

“That’s Father Henry of October, the craziest nut of the bunch” Miles explained, as fragola looked at Father Henry of October.

“He seems to notice me, let’s get out of here” fragola instructed Miles as he began to run. Father Henry of October stared at the two, even after they left.

“So the rumors are true...” Father Henry of October thought to himself as he entered the Faith of Tomorrow church.

On the other side of town, a man in an all-white business suit looked over the city, staring at the urban sprawl beneath himself. He thought of those who only bought for social status, and the ones who would ruin the planet to accomplish their selfish goals.

But this man was different. Instead of using power to achieve selfish means o to further some corporate agenda, he was going to save an entire race. It never mattered how many people would die, as te can’t make an omelette without cracking a few eggs.

(End of Chapter 2)
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Saten Twist was watching più television.

Master Sword: *Enters Saten Twist's house* You're still watching television?!
Saten Twist: They're still mostrare that drought in Alicornia. I really don't see why thousands of ponies care about that state.
Master Sword: They make most of our produce.
Saten Twist: We live in Neigh Jersey. We make our own produce.
Master Sword: Point taken, but still. If that drought gets worse, it could come towards us.
Saten Twist: Bullshit. We'll make it go towards the Canadians. Nopony cares about them.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: You're starting to act like...
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everyone knows how I feel about cupcakes.
I find it enjoyable.
And so.
It's obvious why Iwould make such a list..

#10: A NIGHTMARE:
It has one similarity to Rocket to Insanity, both have the fact that cupcakes was all a bad dream.
But not as tramatic as Rocket to Insanity..
Plus, it's Pinkie herself who has the nightmare..

#9: cupcakes COMIC:
It has the reactions of all the main six, after Celestia sents the book to Ponyville.
Pinkie herself is the first to read it. And becomes somewhat traumatized.
As do the others, except Dash didn't read it.
Everyone wants Dash NOT to read it, but he dose in the end....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Everypony started leaving Tom's house.

Tom: I hope te enjoyed the video I showed you.
Master Sword: And if te didn't, then f**k you!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Wait a minute, I almost forgot.
Warner Brothers Assassin: *Shoots sidewalk near Tom's hoof*
Tom & Master Sword: *Staring at each other* THE WARNER BROTHERS ASSASSIN!!!!
Saten Twist: I knew he was working for that FBI pony who came here in the black car.
Master Sword: That was Aina!
Audience: *Laughing*
Saten Twist: Oh. Well, I hope she gets killed da that assassin.
Audience: *Laughing*
Warner Brothers Assassin: *Shoots ground da Saten...
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Source: EQD, joyreactor
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: EQD, joyreactor
posted by Seanthehedgehog
The Story of Corporal Agarn

Theme song

Though he goes on a rage from time to time
He is a very good friend of mine
And in Fort Courage he is well known as
Corporal Agarn

Starring Master Sword as Corporal Agarn
Tom Foolery as Captain Parmenter
Saten Twist as Sargent O' Rourke
Mortomis as Dobbs, the bugler
Snow Wonder as Wrangler Jane
Cosmic arcobaleno as Corporal Vanderbilt
Blaze as Corporal Duffy

Everypony was celebrating Natale at Fort Courage.

Corporal Duffy: *Opens present* A hundred bucks?
Sargent O' Rourke: Do te like it?
Corporal Duffy: No!
Audience: *Laughing*
Corporal Duffy: Back at...
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posted by alexischaos2004
NOTE: No, there won't be any alicorn transformations o any alicorn characters in this fanfiction, just normal Equestrian stuff! Also, there is no demented, messed up content in this fanfic. Not Yaoi o yuri. Not a creepypasta, either.

"Meet Fluttershy!"

Fluttershy paced through the sky, her cream colored wings flapping rapidly. She flew over the bustling streets of PonyVille, enjoying her flight. Fluttershy never flapped her wings this fast, but she still never gained confidence in challenging arcobaleno Dash to a race. She has also changed just a bit, she no longer has fears over pointless occasions....
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: Deviant Art, Joyreactor
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: Deviant Art, Joyreactor
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block, where a group of ponies that are Friends live on the same block in Ponyville. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering*
Master Sword & Tom: *Standing in front of a house*
Master Sword: Today is a really bad giorno for the fandom.
Audience: *Gasp*
Tom: What happened Master Sword?
Master Sword: It's Warner Brothers.
Tom: *Angry* Not again!
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: To mostra te what we're talking about, let me mostra te four pictures.

Look at the four bottom pictures.

Master Sword: Okay, so there was going to be a video with a special...
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posted by Mylittlecute12
FlashLight ShipFic.
After Twilight received her titolo as "Princess of Friendship", some thoughts were roaming through her mind, "When will I be able to travel to other places apart from Equestria, Will I have to leave my Friends to rule my kingdom, and this one thought that kept coming through her mind. "Will I have a prince to fall in Amore with?" she thought.
A Couple of weeks had passed since those thoughts. The royal alicorn was busying organizing some libri in her new huge biblioteca in the castle. "Spike!" the purple alicorn called out. "Where is that book on historical events of the royal...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: February 4, 1957
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 2:33 PM
Railway: Union Pacific

Pete was told about what happened on the Southern Pacific, and decided to give Renee another chance.

Renee: *Enters Pete's office*
Pete: I've got a freight train that needs to go north into Laramie. Do te think te have what it takes to drive it?
Renee: Yeah.
Pete: Okay. Your engines were destroyed in that explosion back at Ogden, so you're gonna use engine 844. Nemo, and Metal Gloss will help te find it.
Renee: Thank you.

Renee entered the servicing facility where she saw Metal Gloss, and Nemo.

Renee: Pete...
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YTP is short for Youtube poop. I have no idea why it's called that, so don't ask me.
video
my
magic
friendship
arcobaleno dash
is
fluttershy
my little pony
My Little Pony - L'amicizia è magica
 Searin' (Blazin's mom, successivo to Blazin's dad Scorchin) sure looks happy about the new foal!
Searin' (Blazin's mom, next to Blazin's dad Scorchin) sure looks happy about the new foal!
As of now, Blazin's parent's are at the hospital waiting for the puledro to arrive. Blazin' is sitting at home, accompanied da Celestia, because Luna was asleep during the day. It was a long wait, and he was getting nervous.

Celestia: Please relax, everything will be fine. Your sister will be here soon, I'm sure of it.

Blazin': I know, but waiting is just making me più nervous....

The mane six were in a corner of his living room, staring at him like he was hyped on sugar.

Rarity: This is da far the scariest I've seen him so far. He's not even doing anything, but still...

Blazin' suddenly looks at...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
And now, it's time for fanmail from your preferito six ponies, the mane 6!

Audience: *Cheering, whistling, and clapping*
Announcer: Just one thing we need to tell you. Twilight Sparkle did something bad, and Celestia has punished her, da giving her the voice of Ice Cube.
Audience: *Laughing*
Twilight: Man, it ain't funny! Da f*q does everypony have to laugh at me for?
Pinkie Pie: Come on Twilight, I think te sound great with your new voice.
Audience: *Laughing*
Applejack: Let's start with the fanmail, shall we?

Heartsong, and Annie start bringing them notes.

Fluttershy: *Takes letter* Here's one...
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In the precedente part of this story, we saw a few ponies working on a railway called Amtrak. It's a big railroad that carries a lot of ponies to hundreds of cities all around Equestria. Now, there's another railroad te get to read about called The Union Pacific. Though it doesn't serve all three of the regions in Equestria, the Union Pacific is the largest railway in all of Equestria. Freight trains go to many of the hundreds of cities in the midwest, o western region.

Applejack: That was the railway with the big boys we were talking about earlier.
Interviewer: Yeah.
Applejack: Then I ain't...
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One day, Button Mash was watching TV.

Button: I can't seem to find anything good. *Changes channel to a news report*
Anchor Pony: And apparently, the bank robbers took off in a dark blue Suburban.
Button: Boring. *Changes channel to war film*
Equestrian pony 589: Get down.
Terrorist: *Shoots missile*
Button: Isn't there anything good on TV?! *Changes channel*
Announcer: And now, it's time for the season 6 highlights of Ponies On The Rails. Sponsored da Princess Motors. Manufacturing both cars, and trains for over seventy years.

Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies...
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posted by TotalDramaFan60
My name is acero Syrup.

I'm married to a stallion named Buttered Pancake, and our baby, Gummy orso is just the cutest little filly te could ever see.

But this is how we met.


It was Nightmare Night. Because me and him met that night it was one of preferito Nightmare Nights of all time. Anyway, I was trick-or-treating with my old friends, gelatina fagiolo and Gum Drop. We came to a house that was blue. Blue was my preferito color, so I asked gelatina and Gum if I could go in. "Why can't we go in?" gelatina asked. "'Cause preferito color houses are the best." I said, simply.

Maybe too much simply.

But, I was right....
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Rarity was about to mostra off her design, when Sweetie Belle ran in. Soon turning it into a chase seqence.


SweetieBelle: Here's the truth... I was upset at te for stealing the spotlight from me at the play, so I pulled out the center stitch to the copricapo so it would fall apart.
Rarity: *angry* What!?
SweetieBelle: But then I realized I didn't want your future to be ruined forever and ever, so I came back to change it before it was too late! So... here it is. It's all fixed. Please forgive me.
Rarity: Forgive you!? How could I forgive yo-
Sweetie Belle: *puppy eyes*
Rarity: *sighs* finnnnne


THE END..

It was probably abit weird having Satan Twist himself, only two small appearances.
Hopefully the successivo one, his first centre episode.