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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: August 28, 1959
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 2:50 PM
Railroad: Union Pacific

At the train yard in Cheyenne, everypony was looking at each other's trains for the parade, and had pleasant conversations about what they would do after the parade.

Stylo: I know Wilson has Chevronet as his sponsor. What about you?
Hawkeye: I am sponsoring the Union Pacific. Pete never detto we couldn't sponsor our own company.
Stylo: I went for pony Davidson. I'll be driving a switcher, and pulling one gondola with the logo, and three Moto on it.
Gordon: *Arrives* I'm not happy with what te did with Mirage, Stephanie, and Wilson.
Stylo: I beg your pardon?
Hawkeye: *To Stylo* He's talking about me. *To Gordon* The only reason te don't like what I did with those three, was because it was the right thing to do. A pony was about to die, and we saved his ass.
Gordon: That pony was Mike Gonzo. te should have let his brother killed him.
Stylo: ciao Gordon, don't te have to help Pete set up the hors d'oeuvres inside the station?
Gordon: No, that job belongs to Mirage, Ike, Nicole, and Metal Gloss. They're not in the parade.
Jeff: *Arrives* Okay everypony, get ready. The parade will start at 3' O clock sharp, and we don't want things to be delayed.

The parade started in time, and a huge crowd gathered at the station.

A song was playing, and the mayor of Cheyenne was the announcer: link

Mayor: Hello everypony, and welcome to the very first parade on rails here in Cheyenne, in order to celebrate the town of Cheyenne's 92nd anniversary. Yes sir, this town has been around for a long time. Everypony on the Union Pacific has worked very hard to decorate their trains for this event, and when I shoot my gun into the air, they will all drive pass this station. *Grabs a .38 revolver* And.. *Shoots a bullet* Go.
Wilson: *Driving pass the station*
Mayor: Coming up first is a Korean War vet named Wilson. His train sponsor Chevronet, and on the back of his train, there's a nice shiny Pearla there. Look at all of that chrome.
Stephanie: *Driving her train*
Mayor: Up successivo is Stephanie, a former Northern Pacific employee, and her train sponsor the Metro Goldwyn Mayer movie company. On one of the cars is a poster for the new movie, Ben Hur. Check it out as soon as te get near a movie theater.
Percy: *Driving his train*
Mayor: Here comes the successivo train, sponsoring the famous soda brand, Colta Cola. Right behind that is another train, being driven da an arancia, arancio unicorn named Jeff. He's sponsoring Dodge, and has two flat cars with new pick up trucks da detto car company.
Hawkeye: *Driving five diesels with a Big Boy on three flat cars*
Mayor: Oh, here's a nice one. Pierce Hawkins, an engineer for the Union Pacific, is sposoring his own railroad, da placing a Big Boy on three flat cars, and having it get pulled da five powerful diesel locomotives. Following close behind Pierce is his best friend Stylo Bevaria in his train, sponsoring the motorcycle company, pony Davidson. Hello Davidson. On Stylo's train, sitting on one of the motorcycles, is Nocturnal Mirage, and he doesn't have any trains to drive for this parade. Sorry Mirage, maybe successivo year. Last, but not least, is Gordon Suite, and he's sponsoring Little Richard, da having him stand on a flat car, performing one of his songs right now as we speak.

Little Richard was with his band on a flat car, and they were playing this song: link

After Gordon's train passed by, this song came back on: link

Mayor: We hope te enjoyed the parade, and remember, The Union Pacific is the best railroad in all of Equestria. Now go inside the station, and enjoy the hors d'oeuvres

Inside the station, a record player was playing this song: link

Nikki: *Walking around the station*
Hawkeye: *Arrives with Stylo* Hey, te just missed it.
Nikki: Aw, damnit.
Stylo: ciao don't worry about it. You're just in time for the party.
Nikki: That's good to hear.
Louis: *Arrives*

 Louis: I hope I didn't miss out on anything.
Louis: I hope I didn't miss out on anything.


Hawkeye: Louis, it's been a long time since we've seen te around here.
Louis: Your boss Pete told me about what was going on. I tried to get here as quickly as I could, but it looks like I missed out on the parade.
Stylo: Hey, you're not the only one. *Points to Nikki*
Louis: *Looking at Nikki* Hello. What's a pretty mare like te doing around this area?
Nikki: *Blushes*
Louis: Care to dance before this song ends?
Nikki: Don't mind if I do. *Leaves with Louis*
Stylo: What do we do now?
Hawkeye: te get Snowflake, I'll get Metal Gloss, and the four of us will dance together.

The End

On the successivo episode of Ponies On The Rails

Gordon goes on his biggest rampage ever.
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Source: To their rightful owners
added by tinkerbell66799
Source: Original Owners... NOT ME
posted by Canada24
Two weeks after we last left off.

Today was the day, Ditto was suppose to come.

"I still can't believe we have to do this" Dash groaned, her nose still bandaged and she hovered over them.

"Hey, it's not our call, it's Celestia's" Twilight told the young Pegasus.

"Fine" Dash groaned.

"Lets just hope he dosen't try anything" She added.

Everyone agreed.

Eventually Celestia flew down in her carriage, carrying Ditto in it as well.

"Ahh, there te are" Twilight said.

Celestia noded and got out of the carriage, and took Ditto out of it also, who looked not at all pleased about being here.

Twilight and the others...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
Dan and Shadow house in Ponyville
Shadow : te HAVE SOMETHING!
Dan : YES... yes shut up... I need to think... *grab book* this book say that in our familly was pony named "Jack the Puppet master"
Shadow : and te want to heal yourself with puppets?
Dan : pfff no... that guy had strange power of controlling puppets without strings...
Shadow : laaame... NEXT!
Dan : Is just gonna be my "help in battle" with my inside me...
Shadow : your evil you?
Dan : yep... one pony from our familly had same situation but he beat his bad side and it was end... we need to go to the Canterlot Garden...
Canterlot Garden...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Con, and Ms. Bonjour were on superiore, in alto of the train while Fenix was in his car calling the police.

Fenix: That's right. They're on superiore, in alto of a train, and one of them is an agent of the C.I.E. Please, you've got to help him.
Police: Ok, we'll send some units to try, and stop whoever is killing your friend.

On the train.

Ms. Bonjour: *kicks Con*
Con: *Nearly falls off*
Ms. Bonjour: Au Revoir Mr. Mane.
Con: *Climbs back on*
Ms. Bonjour: Grrr. *Hits Con*
Con: *Punches Ms. Bonjour*
Ms. Bonjour: *lays on roof*
Con: *Kicks Ms. Bonjour*
Ms. Bonjour: Signal!
Con: *gets hit da signal*
Ms. Bonjour: Hahahaha!
Con: *Falls...
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Welcome back, everypony. The last we saw our heroes, they were receiving recognition from the four princesses of Equestria. We then turned to deep within the Everfree Forest, where King Sombra lay dormant. Red Rose, who aided in the killing of King Cobra, brought the news to her fallen fiancee. Queen Chrysalis has allied with King Sombra, and we unisciti them making their way through the forest.

King Sombra: How many do te have in your army, Chrysalis?

Queen Chrysalis: (cackling) Thousands, not including the ones currently hidden within Canterlot and the Chrystal Empire.

King Sombra: Excellent! How...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
Dan : but... but... but... JADE!
Jade : hell yea...
Shadow : wait a second... but... te was in Africa
Jade : I heard that guys kicking your culo soo...
Shadow : oh well...
Dan : but... how... where... WHAAAT!
Jade : no time to lose lets GO!
Yes its her, best double agent in the world, If she wants to kick our corp. asses... she gonna DO IT... but she with us now...
Dan : te right!
Everypony start running to the small hallway and they jump into truck
Jade : GO GO GO!
Driver : *move truck*
The truck goes to the city then to the black alley
Dan : Jade... where w-
Jade : *put gun to Dan Head* shut up! now...
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My Little Pony, My Little Pony,
What is friendship all about?
My Little Pony, My Little Pony,
Friendship is magic!
My Little Pony,
I used to wonder what friendship could be,
My Little Pony,
until te all shared it's magic with me!
When I was young I was too busy to make any friends, some silliness did not seem worth the effort it expands,
but my little ponies. te opened up my eyes,
and now the truth's crystal clear, as splendid as summer skies,
and it's such a wonderful surprise,
My Little Pony,
I used to wonder what friendship could be,
My Little Pony,
until te all shared it's magic with me!
When danger...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Sunset Shimmer's car, stolen da Braeburn
Sunset Shimmer's car, stolen by Braeburn
Braeburn was out of the tournament, and was very angry.

Sergi: *parks car*
Braeburn: *walks toward Sergi's car*
Apyr: We got company
Braeburn: *carrying baseball bat*
Sergi: Well, we're outta here *floors it*
Braeburn: Oh no te don't!! *runs to car* Give me your car!!
Sunset Shimmer: No, get lost!
Braeburn: *hits Sunset Shimmer with bat*
Sunset Shimmer: *Knocked Out*
Braeburn: *steals car*

Sergi was driving toward the highway out of Canterlot

Braeburn: *gets behind Sergi*
Apyr: Are te kidding me?
Sergi: What's the matter?
Apyr: Braeburn is following us!
Braeburn: GET BACK HERE!!
Police: *sees car chase*...
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posted by NeonInfernoLord
Funny how a town filled with so much joy could befall to such a deadly game…

It was total darkness in…wherever she was. Her eyes adjusted somewhat to it but as far as she knew she was in a hole. She tried to sposta but she realized her entire lower body was encased inside of something. It was so snug until the point that she couldn't even feel her lower body.

"H-hello!? Rarity!? Scootaloo!?" Sweetie Belle screamed out but couldn't make anything out in the vacant abyss. She let out little whimpers as another voice rang from her side.

"S-sweetie Belle, I'm right here!" The voice of Scootaloo rang...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
A lot of people think Moonraker is the worst Bond film, but what about Nightmare Moonraker?

We begin in western europe, as an airplane with ponies that are learning to skydive is flying 30,000 feet above the air

Russian pony: I have never done this before. Have you?
Con: No.
Russian pony: Oh te from United States of Equestria?
Con: Yeah. So is this pony
Luna: Hi.
Russian pony: Hello *casts a spell*
Con: What are te doing?
Russian pony: *turns luna evil*
Nightmare moon: *grabs parachutes*
Con: What did te do?
Russian pony: I turned Luna evil!
Con: te sick asshole *hits russian*
Russian pony:...
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Hello. I have been hearing from a lot of bronies that Princess Celestia is a troll. There are a lot of reasons to mark that, so I will mostra te them.

Reason one: In The Ticket Master, she gave Twilight Sparkle only two tickets when she already knew that she has 5 friends. Twilight Sparkle was stressing out for nothing in the end.

Reason two: When Twilight Sparkle was talking to Princess Celestia about when she banished Luna to the moon, Celestia tried to change the subject, saying, ''Go make some friends!''. This redirected her attention.

Reason three: In the episode Bird In A Hoof, Mrs. Cake...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
They reached the house, but it seemed vacant.

Harry: Let's check in the alley. *goes in*
Peter: *follows*
Harry: *looks in house*
Peter: te see anyone?
Harry: Yeah *looks at mare* And she's naked.
hobos: *hit Harry* What do te think you're doing perv? We oughta call the cops on you!
Harry: I am the cops
hobos: *beat up Harry*
Peter: That's enough! San Franciscolt Police Department!
hobos: *stand near wall*
Harry: Let them go. We gotta check somewhere else.
operator: Inspector 71, te there?
Harry: Yeah. What's up?
operator: We've got a segnala of a pony trying to commit suicide on the TransEquestria...
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*This story shall be divided into two parts, both of them bearing a similar aspect to the secondo story of Cenerentola II: Dreams Come True. I hope that te will all enjoy this. I apologize for it being too long.*

It was a great sunny giorno in Ponyville. Everyone was doing their usual business, whether it be doing work, talking to others, o just relaxing their giorno away. As we get to the schoolhouse, we see the little colts and fillies come running out of the door. But why? Because school was out for the summer! Everyone there was very happy to leave so they could hang out with each other più often....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
In case te are wondering, ani is korean for no.

Three old blind stallions were walking alongside a strada, via to a club. They were all walking with canes making sure they weren't going to hit anything. They kept walking until they saw a pony get in a red sports car. Yes, the stallions were old, but they weren't blind. As the pony was getting in his sports car the stallions shot him. Then they got in a old hearse, and drove away. "One agent down two to go." the driver said. "Who are we killing next?" the arancia, arancio stallion asked. "Our successivo target is a yellow Alicorn that lives right here." The driver...
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Stormy: That's enough Discord!!
Discord: nothing is enough for me!
Score: (picks up Nikki and takes her behind some bushes) I'm so sorry Nikki, *sniff* hang on there! (Goes back to fight)
Stormy: Your never gonna get away with this!
Discord: I already got away with this! BWAHAHAHAHA!!
Score: Well? What are te waiting for? Stab me if te can.
Discord: Very Well, (picks up Score) ready?
Score: Rea-
Stormy: WAIT!!!!
Score: Stormy?! What are te doing?!?
Stormy: Listen Discord, te are-
Discord: So powerful? So Handsome? So evil?
Stormy: uhhh..no
Discord: Then what am I?
Score: Don't listen to her! Stab me!...
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posted by savana89
"rain bow dash!!!"
"hu pinky? what is it?"
"your sister is back"
"WHAT BUT HOW!!!!"
"i dont know shes coming-(passes out on grond)
"hello dashy my little sister WHO PUT A CURS ON ME AND BAND ME WITH YOUR Friends but i forgive te now"
"uh.....i missed you?"
"aw i missed te to do te need any help dashy"
"ya can te um(looks aroud) can te clear all the clouds for me?"
"oh yes dashy(flys away)"
"i need to tell that egg head"
LATER
"SPIKE,take a leter"
"ok"
"D-"
"ill do it"
"ok"
"dear princesses, my sister is back te must come save us befor it happens from rain bow"
"hmm that was sort"
"whatever"
"oh dear sister whats going on ARE te SENDING A LETTER TO THE PRINESSES!!!"
"no no not at all(spikes sends the leter) its a letter to my... docter"
"ok dashy ill be back!"
Back with the story......

Pixel: So what u- Ow!
Score: What happen?
Pixel: A stupid TW scratched me...
Score: *gasp* Are te okay?
Pixel: Yea....but it's bleeding..
Score: Don't worry, I know somepony who can help
Pixel: Really? Who?
Score: AZURA!!!
Azura: yes?
Score: Do te have any bandages?
Azura: yes, I do. Do te need some?
Score: Yep

After Azura put some bandages on Pixel, Score explained everything that was happening, and asked him if he wanted to join, he detto he was. Later, Score introduced her Friends to Pixel.

Brawny: Welcome to the herd brother
Pixel: *laughs*
Stormy: okay, now what?
Cotton Swirls:...
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Greetings, fellow Bronies, it's me again, Scrivere another piece of my thoughts. Today, it's going to be about the stuff made da Hasbro.

That's right! I'm going to tell about the toys! Now, don't get me wrong, I understand why they made them. This mostra was targetted to little children, so it was obvious that there were going to be toys based of that. But, that's what it means for me.

I'm not going to condem you, Bronies who have toys of the Mane Six and others, but I'm going to talk about my opinion about it.

For me, it's a little akward to see grown men playing with 5 Centimeter long bright colored...
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Source: EQD, joyreactor