Saten Twit Season 2 episode 3.. Part 2 - My Little pony - L'amicizia è magica - fanpop

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posted by Canada24

Master Sword is still driving the police car, Saten is now in the passinager seat.

Saten: I still can't believe te pulled this off dude.. And now your even speeding.

Master Sword: Yeah wel-

Radio: Car 53, we're te heading in such a hurry?

Master Sword: zoh shit that's us.. Uhhh... There's uh., bank robbery.

Radio: There's a bank robbery!?

Master Sword: Yes, we're.. We're heading their now! (turns on the Sirons and starts speeding).

Saten: Dude, we're are te going!?

Master Sword: Didn't te hear! Theirs a bank robbery!

Saten: What!? No theirs not-

Master Sword: PROTECT AND SERVE MOTHER FU-

SOON AFTER:

Suddenly the car Master Sword burst into the detto bank.

TO BE CONTINUED

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Ponies On The Rails Episode 100 Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Date: March 4, 1960
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming
Time: 10:40 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Percy: *Goes to Pete's office, and knocks on the door* Sir? May I come in?
Putnam: Who's that? te called the cops on us!!
Pete: I didn't even lay a hoof on the phone.
Amanda: te could have called them before our arrival.
Pete: te came here unexpected.
Percy: *Knocks on the door* Pete, is everything okay?!
Putnam: How does he know your name?
Pete: That's Percy. He worked for me for over ten years, and still does a good job fixing track, and trains in case te were wondering.
Amanda: Did te take our advice...

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Sweet mela, mela, apple Massicure spoof part 10

posted by Canada24

It was time for Big Mac's trail.
And he insisted constantly on his innocence, but the blood over his hooves and crazy look his his eye spoke for itself.
Big Mac: (wearing a cast over his broken arm) It wasn't my idea. It was HER's (reveals Twilight's smarty pants doll to the crowd). She told me to kill them!
Judge: Really!?.. te realize your talking about an toy doll, right?
Big Mac: Hey.. We ALL find Amore in different fashions. And smarty pants will ALWAYS Amore me.
Ditto: te got a lot of problems, don't you?

After Big Mac was voted guilty, Ditto violently throws Big Mac into a prison cell.
Ditto: These people are too soft., if it were up to me, your be shot in the face. o hung to death..
Big Mac: Yeah. Fuck te too!
Ditto: (prepares fist)
Luna: (gently pulls him back) Leave it Ditto.. It's not like the creep is going anywhere.
Ditto: (sighs) Guess your right.

TO BE CONTAINUED

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Sweet mela, mela, apple Massicure spoof, part 7

posted by Canada24

Meanwhile.
Ditto and his group continued searching for Big Mac.
At one point he ran into Tom Foolery.
Tom: Hey. Hey. It's the famish guy.
Ditto: Yeah.. I guess it is.
Tom: Aren't te the chief of police.
Ditto: Uh huh.
Tom: What brings te here?.. All out of donuts in Canterlot.
Audience: *laughs*
Ditto: ............ What the hell was that!?
Tom: Sorry. I can't get rid of them.
Ditto: Ahh.. Celestia was complain about the same thing yesterday., she ordered me to scare them off., It took less effect then te might think it would.
Audience: (laughs)
Tom: Anyway. What do te want.. Sir?
Ditto: Well.... I'm...

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Ponies On The Rails Episode 76 Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme song >>>> link

SeanTheHedgehog Presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike, Nicole, Mike, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Also starring the Southern Pacific ponies.

Nikki West From Jade_23

Michael, Roger, Anthony, Ryan, Duke, and Donut from Seanthehedgehog

Special guest stella, star Stephanie from SeanTheHedgehog

Episode 76: Foul Ball
Date: August 11, 1958
Location:...

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Cider Sweet (AJ x Fluttershy)

posted by BlackPetals

Boo. I've come back from the grave to write più random things. Seriously, this time. I believe I've improved as a writer, after several stories a few dozen poems and about ten Scrivere classes. So, let's see how this goes.

A slender but sturdy arancia, arancio mare bucked her hind legs, her hooves thumping into a tree. Apples fell like rain, overflowing the buckets and coaxing a smile. A few feet away, a canary-coated mare flinched, letting out a squeak. "It- it's very l-loud..." She mumbled, cheeks pink. The arancia, arancio mate laughed. "Of course it is, Fluttershy. All hard work produces noise." The mare's...

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M.C.C Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

We are introduced to one of the police ponies in this fanfiction. Master Sword. He was a corporal, and wanted to be promoted, but the only way to do that was to make thirty arrests. He only needed one more.

Master Sword: Hmm, what have we here? *Sees a mare standing da a car*
Night Frizz: *Putting air into one of the tires for her car*
Master Sword: *Puts on sirens*
Night Frizz: What did I do?
Master Sword: *Talking into loudspeaker* Ma'am, te have parked too close to a fuoco hydrant.
Night Frizz: But I'm no where near the fuoco hydrant.
Master Sword: The law says te have to park ten hooves, or...

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The Bob Newhart Fanfiction Part 6

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Bob found Burt at the bar. He was drinking some alcohol.

Bob: Burt, may I talk to you?
Burt: Oh, sure thing Bob. What would te like to talk about?
Bob: I heard from your wife that te threatened to beat her up if te saw her again.
Burt: Yes I did. Have te seen her?
Bob: No.
Burt: Oh well. Why don't te have some drinks with me? You'll Amore it.
Bob: How many did te have?
Burt: Oh, about six so far.
Waiter: *Arrives* Would te like another drink?
Burt: Yes, and get one for me friend too.
Bob: Right. I want one too.
Waiter: Coming up. *Goes to get drink*
Bob: So anyway, why would te want to beat...

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Trixie,the ruler of Equestria(part 6)

posted by KendiKens

Pinkie Pie:Rainbow Dash!
Rainbow Dash:Yes,master!
Trixie:You idiot pony,go and get another of those that te call"pony friends"
Rainbow Dash:Yes,master.*leaves*

Twilight:We must stay together.
Apple Jack:You're damn right.If we leave eachother,Trixie will get us all.
Rainbow Dash:Like to see me here?
Twilight:Rainbow,why are te so...um..grey?
Rainbow Dash:You don't need to know.And I am here to take,Apple Jack.
Twilight:No,if I stop you.
Rainbow Dash:Nothing can stop me now!*takes mela, apple Jack*
Apple Jack:Save your self's.
Rarity:Oh,no,they take'd mela, apple Jack.
Flutter Shy:Twilight,I am scared.
Twilight:Don't...

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This giorno Aria-Lyrics

posted by shadowknuxgirl

Queen of Changelings: This giorno is going to be perfect, the kind of giorno of which I've dreamed since I was small, everypony will gather round, say I look lovely in my gown, what they don't know is that I have fooled them all!

Princess Cadence: This giorno was going to be perfect, the kind of giorno of which I've dreamed since I was small, but instead of having cake, with all my Friends to celebrate, my wedding bells, they may not ring for me at all!

Queen of Changelings: I could care less about the dress, I won't partake in any cake! Vows? Well, I'll be lying when I say, that through any kind of weather,...

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