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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Tom: Okay everypony, te know what time it is.
Audience: Blooper time!!!!

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Twilight: *Playing a song on her radio: link * Alright man, we gotta get things set up for our successivo episode of My Little Pornstar.
Audience: *Clapping*
Fluttershy: *Arrives* Twilight, I found something-
Twilight: Man, get lost.
Audience: Oh!
Fluttershy: But Twilight-
Twilight: Get outta my face nigga!
Audience: Boo!! Twilight sucks.
Fluttershy: It's very important.
Twilight: *Takes mela, apple from Fluttershy* I'll look at it later, alright? Now get the hell outta here!
Fluttershy: *Runs away*
Twilight: *Looks at the apple* This ain't right!

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Tom: *Answers the phone* Hello?
IRS Pony: Hello. te have won free tickets to a luxury cruise around the atlantic ocean.
Tom: *Laughs* Cut.

Take 2

Tom: *Answers the phone* Hello?
IRS Pony: This is the IRS. We're taking $100,000 out of your bank account.
Tom: What for?
IRS Pony: For paying your taxes.
Tom: Wait a minute. You're stealing my money, because I payed my taxes? What is the matter with te idiots?! Your organization is run da a bunch of retards!

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Derpy: *Shouts very loud*
Celestia: Cut....

Take 2

Derpy: *Shouts very loud* FUS RO DAH!!
Audience: *Cheering*
Celestia: *Gets blown away from Derpy's shout, and flies onto the moon*

Everyone laughed at this.

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Twilight: I searched other dimensions, but only found some coal. It was useless for me, so I gave it to Derpy.
Harry: What do te think she'll do with it?
Twilight: Knowing her, she'll probably think the pieces of coal are muffins, and eat them.
Derpy: *Returns with the coal* I changed my mind. I don't want this.

Everyone laughed at Derpy

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Derpy: *Enters the office*
Celestia: *Mumbling to herself* if i have to see this idiot one più time...
Audience: *Laughing*
Derpy: Go ahead, and ask me how my giorno went. I promise not to shout.
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: How did-

Derpy then turned into Thomas The Tank Engine, and started going around Celestia's castello at a high rate of speed with this song playing: link

Set the speed to 2 once te get the song started

Audience: *Cheering, and clapping*
Timothy: *Watching Derpy* Not again.
Audience: *Laughing*
Derpy: *Crashes into a wall, and falls onto a train track. She goes to ponyville at over 100 miles an hour*

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Mitchell: *Talks in a British accent* I say, it's tae- *Laughs* This'll take a while to get right.

Take 2

Mitchell: *Talks in a British accent* I say, it's tè time al- *sneezes* Damn, I was doing so good.

Take 3

Mitchell: *Talks in a British accent* I say, it's tè time already?
Director: Cut, and print.
Mitchell: I actually got it right? *Acts like Napoleon Dynamite* Yes.
Audience: *Laughing*

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Marisa: *Sitting with Mercury at a table* Mercury, those ponies trying to deliver your Pianoforte nearly hit me with it twice. Convince them to be più careful, o else they'll be the ones having pianos falling toward them.
Mercury: I see what te mean, and I'll get it done. How much will te pay me?
Marisa: One grand, and ten blowjobs for free.
Mercury: *Gets too excited, and passes out*
Marisa: *Laughs* Too much.
Director: How about just the one grand?
Marisa: Not enough.
Director: Don't turn into foto Finish, please!
Audience: *Laughing*

The End
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Source: original owners, EQD, tumblr, Google immagini
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Source: original owners, EQD, tumblr, Google immagini
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Source: original owners, EQD, tumblr, Google immagini
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Source: original owners, EQD, tumblr, Google immagini
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Source: Rightful Owners
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Source: arcobaleno dash
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Source: Not me!
posted by TheSonicfan14
 Promo pic of Scootaloo from "Flight to the Finish"
Promo pic of Scootaloo from "Flight to the Finish"
te may be wondering why this articolo is entitled "Scootapillar".
It is because I am going to express my feelings on whether o not Scootaloo is disabled.

let's start with yesterday's episode "Flight to the Finish" (a clever play on the term "fight to the finish"). I regard this as a very very special episode, as it touches upon something the fanbase has talked (and argued) about for some time.
In the episode, (mind te I'm going to skip things here) Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon (who I absolutely hate... though Silver Spoon is kinda cute) bully Scoots because she cannot fly, in order to give...
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 Come d’incanto arcobaleno Dash.
Enchanted Rainbow Dash.
Pinkie Pie:Trixie!
Trixie:What?
Pinkie Pie:you are the greatest unicorn,so I want to ask you,can te turn me to an unicorn too?I don't like good anymore.I Amore evil!Together,as unicorns,we can rule Equestria!
Trixie:Trixie likes those thinkings,so Trixie turns te to an unicorn too.*uses magic,turnes Pinkie to a unicorn*We should rule together.
Pinkie Pie:It is time to take another of them losers.
Trixie:You are right.Let's go,take that little arcobaleno Dash.
Pinkie Pie:Yes!
*A ora later.*
Twilight:You think Trixie is coming?
Rainbow Dash:Yes,and she is coming to me!!!!!
Apple Jack:Protect arcobaleno Dash....
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-Are te enjoying the place.-asked Trixie.
-No,not at all.Here should be some party decorations and...
-Quiet!I didn't really asked you,you full,-said Trixie,-now I have some plans to make.
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-Discort,-said Trixie.
-Yes,Trixie,-said Discort.
-I need te to get that Twilight Sparkle discorted.
Now!It is an order,-said Trixie.
-Fine,fine,just give me a second,-said Discort,-I was busy.
-Now,-said Trixie.
-Let's have some fun,then,-said Discort and leaved.
-------------------------------------------------------------Is that Discort,-asked Flutter...
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posted by karinabrony
I was getting sleepy. It was already 3:00 AM. I decided to go for a walk. I got my flash light out and went deep in the woods.

I walked around, looking at the wonderful flowers. I leaned down to smell one. It fondere, c'era un odore beautiful. Then, I saw two glowing eyes. I gently covered half of my flashlight and pointed it to them. It was 2 reindeer. I smiled as I saw them huddling together on a cold night. Then, a black spider-like creature, bit the male reindeer. I gasped as I saw its eyes turn light green, glowing. The male reindeer left the female one. I walked up to her and gently patted her. I decided...
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Fiery waves – the ups and downs of Summer Pride

Chapter 9: Exile – part 2


Ha ha ha ha! te should see the look on your face right now, ha ha ha! No, no, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to... wait until te hear this successivo part, ha ha ha ha! Kkhhm.... oh, it was a long time since I smiled. I just thought... te seem like a well read pony, my friend... and now te look utterly surprised... All right, hang in there, I will explain a few things I reckon te did not know about changelings. So there I was with these four strange, unfamiliar creatures in the middle of the desert.

“The Changelings?”...
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Fiery waves – the ups and downs of Summer Pride

Chapter 7: Family ties


We have ruled over the kingdom for più than 60 years together, but I never knew Landslide had such a dramatic sense. The destruction of Whisper Wind was a symbolic act. As the ancient phrase said: thus, always, to tyrants. First his fortress, then the tyrant himself. And the soldiers were quite thorough. The mighty towers collapsed and when daybreak came, the first rays of the sun shone upon a pile of smoking debris. Forever Wind's eagle nest was wiped off the face of the planet.

Landslide renewed the pact with the earth...
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