Date: September 25, 1959
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming
Time: 11:59 AM
Railroad: Southern Pacific
Roger, and Anthony were almost at the train yard.
Roger: I was literally here 50 minuti ago.
Anthony: I don't want to here te complain about being here anymore.
Roger: Well too bad. I Amore to complain, and I'll keep doing it if I want. I'll continue complaining about più things now!
Anthony: Please don't-
Roger: Your voice sounds like shit. Maybe te have a soar throat.
Anthony: Eh, not really.
Roger: And you're going too slow. The fastest we can go on this section is 60 miles an hour, and you're only doing 49.
Anthony: The speed is actually 50, because of the curve ahead of us.
Roger: And stop correcting me dammit!! What the hell have I ever done to you?!
Anthony: Let's see. There was that time in 1934 when we were double heading a train to the mines, and te made my engine derail. Also, when we moved here from Germaneigh in 1945, te tried to throw my papers away. In 1953, te made fun of me for losing my accent, even though te Lost yours before me, and then-
Roger: Alright I get it!
Anthony: te get it. Good.
Their train went down Sherman Hill, and Roger could see a train to their left. It was also heading for the yards.
Roger: Who's driving that train?
Anthony: No clue.
Roger: Whoever it is, I'm passing them. They won't enter the yards before us.
Anthony: Why not? I wouldn't mind.
Roger: His train is much shorter then ours. It only has two freight cars on it. *Passes the train*
Metal Gloss was the one driving the short freight. She slowed down in order to let Roger get ahead of her.
Roger: *Slowly enters the yards, and stops his train successivo to the yard tower. He sees part of the tower is sawed off*
Snowflake: *Walks up to the train, and looks at Roger, and Anthony* Hello.
Roger: ciao Snowy. It's been some time since our last encounter.
Snowflake: Don't call me snowy.
Roger: *Gets out of the train* Whatever te say, snowy.
Anthony: I thought she didn't like that nickname.
Snowflake: He's not listening to me, so who cares?
Roger: *Uncouples the engines from the cars* Anyway, we got those engine parts over here for you.
Snowflake: Good. Pete will be very happy about that.
Anthony: Where is he?
Snowflake: Office. Signing a butt load of papers.
Roger: What is our successivo train?
Snowflake: Your successivo train is just a bunch of empties. Three box cars, seven hoppers, two gondolas, a stock car, and that's it.
Anthony: Where is it?
Snowflake: It'll be ready soon.
Orion: *Looking at the new engine parts inside the freight cars* Oh yes, those do look nice. And now-
Snowflake: *Hits Orion in the head with a hammer* Nice try. Really.
2 B Continued
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming
Time: 11:59 AM
Railroad: Southern Pacific
Roger, and Anthony were almost at the train yard.
Roger: I was literally here 50 minuti ago.
Anthony: I don't want to here te complain about being here anymore.
Roger: Well too bad. I Amore to complain, and I'll keep doing it if I want. I'll continue complaining about più things now!
Anthony: Please don't-
Roger: Your voice sounds like shit. Maybe te have a soar throat.
Anthony: Eh, not really.
Roger: And you're going too slow. The fastest we can go on this section is 60 miles an hour, and you're only doing 49.
Anthony: The speed is actually 50, because of the curve ahead of us.
Roger: And stop correcting me dammit!! What the hell have I ever done to you?!
Anthony: Let's see. There was that time in 1934 when we were double heading a train to the mines, and te made my engine derail. Also, when we moved here from Germaneigh in 1945, te tried to throw my papers away. In 1953, te made fun of me for losing my accent, even though te Lost yours before me, and then-
Roger: Alright I get it!
Anthony: te get it. Good.
Their train went down Sherman Hill, and Roger could see a train to their left. It was also heading for the yards.
Roger: Who's driving that train?
Anthony: No clue.
Roger: Whoever it is, I'm passing them. They won't enter the yards before us.
Anthony: Why not? I wouldn't mind.
Roger: His train is much shorter then ours. It only has two freight cars on it. *Passes the train*
Metal Gloss was the one driving the short freight. She slowed down in order to let Roger get ahead of her.
Roger: *Slowly enters the yards, and stops his train successivo to the yard tower. He sees part of the tower is sawed off*
Snowflake: *Walks up to the train, and looks at Roger, and Anthony* Hello.
Roger: ciao Snowy. It's been some time since our last encounter.
Snowflake: Don't call me snowy.
Roger: *Gets out of the train* Whatever te say, snowy.
Anthony: I thought she didn't like that nickname.
Snowflake: He's not listening to me, so who cares?
Roger: *Uncouples the engines from the cars* Anyway, we got those engine parts over here for you.
Snowflake: Good. Pete will be very happy about that.
Anthony: Where is he?
Snowflake: Office. Signing a butt load of papers.
Roger: What is our successivo train?
Snowflake: Your successivo train is just a bunch of empties. Three box cars, seven hoppers, two gondolas, a stock car, and that's it.
Anthony: Where is it?
Snowflake: It'll be ready soon.
Orion: *Looking at the new engine parts inside the freight cars* Oh yes, those do look nice. And now-
Snowflake: *Hits Orion in the head with a hammer* Nice try. Really.
2 B Continued
LATER:
Airbourne: And that's why te should let my client go..
Judge : Please sir your client Master Sword has been caught robbing a blank with a stolen police car... And all te did was mostra up, sit down, and say "that's why te should let him go"..
Airbourne: ...... I'll give te twenty bucks.
Judge: DONE! (pounds hammer).
LATER AGAIN:
Master Sword: See, told te my friend will get us out.
Saten: I guess... He creeps me out though.. He kept asking for an dirty picture of Twilight..
Master Sword: Oh yeah. Same way I have one for your Derpy
Saten: (angrily) WHAT!?
Master Sword: Yeah, have it over my wall-
Saten: (punches Sword in the face).
Master Sword: (holding his bloody nose) still worth it!
That's all I got, so end of episode.
Airbourne: And that's why te should let my client go..
Judge : Please sir your client Master Sword has been caught robbing a blank with a stolen police car... And all te did was mostra up, sit down, and say "that's why te should let him go"..
Airbourne: ...... I'll give te twenty bucks.
Judge: DONE! (pounds hammer).
LATER AGAIN:
Master Sword: See, told te my friend will get us out.
Saten: I guess... He creeps me out though.. He kept asking for an dirty picture of Twilight..
Master Sword: Oh yeah. Same way I have one for your Derpy
Saten: (angrily) WHAT!?
Master Sword: Yeah, have it over my wall-
Saten: (punches Sword in the face).
Master Sword: (holding his bloody nose) still worth it!
That's all I got, so end of episode.
Pinkamena: (winds up in a dark cave, gloating to herself about never having been caught).
Unfortunately for her, Shining Armor, wanting revenge for poor Twilight, and all the other victims (but mostly Twilight), followed her.
Without warning, Shining Armor began beating the living crap out of her.
Shining Armor: (suddenly stops after punching her face for a full 20 minutes) Wait! Wait! One più punch, punzone will kill you!.. And I won't kill you.
Pinkamena: (nearly dead but somehow still smiling) That somehow means I win!.. I kill.. Go to jail.. Break out.. Kill again!.. Instand revers-
Shining Armor: (annoyed) yes, yes. It's an endless cycle.. But I sore to let the court do their work.. What to do.. (thinking) Hmmmmmm.
To be containued