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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Pierce, and Greatsword were sent to The Marshall Islands. They were being interrogated in Majuro.

Pierce: *In a hut with Greatsword, Captain Hamada, and Ditto*
Captain Hamada: What were te doing when we spotted you?
Greatsword: Getting water at the lake.
Captain Hamada: I do not believe you.
Pierce: Well didn't te see a bucket of water in our Jeep?!
Ditto: The captain will ask the questions. Not you.
Captain Hamada: What were te doing when we spotted you?
Pierce: Ugh this is a waste of time. We were getting water. Water! te know what that means in Japanese?
Captain Hamada: I am capable of translating English to Japanese, and vice versa.
Pierce: Then why don't te believe us?
Ditto: *Whips Pierce* No one is allowed to ask domande except for Captain Hamada.
Captain Hamada: I think we need to bring in the Colonel.
Ditto: A wise choice. Get him.
Captain Hamada: *Bows* Yes Major Subaru. *Walks away*
Ditto: te are now in trouble.

On Natale Island, Lieutenant Logan, and everypony else there was worried.

Joseph Perfect The 7th: This isn't like Greatsword. He should be back da now.
Lieutenant Logan: I wonder if they got in an accident, and crashed the Jeep.
Bartholomew: Good lord, that would be terrible.
Joseph: o perhaps the Japanese captured them.
Joseph Perfect The 7th: *Nods* That's the only possibility. There's no other explanation on why they haven't returned yet.
Lance: So how do we rescue them?
Lieutenant Logan: cerca every island occupied da the Japanese. We don't stop until we find those two. Do te have a radio?
Bartholomew: In the room to your left.
Lieutenant Logan: *Goes into the radio room, and turns it on*
Bartholomew: Are te getting reinforcements?
Lieutenant Logan: Reinforcements, più supplies, più vehicles, and they're all gonna meet us here. *Hears the operator, and talks to her* Hello, operator? Get me connected to the Line Islands. Palmyra. United States Army base 31224.
Joseph Perfect The 7th: If te get in contact with MacArthur, may I talk to him please?
Lieutenant Logan: te mean Douglas MacArthur?
Joseph Perfect The 7th: Yes.
Lieutenant Logan: I doubt he'll be on the other end of this thing... Colonel Palmer, yes. A British Sargent along with one of our Captains has been captured da the Japanese. My squad is on Natale Island with the British. Send us half tracks, and più ponies with guns. Thank te very much Colonel. *Turns off the radio*

Back in Majuro in the Marshall Islands, Pierce, and Greatsword met Fuku Hakumara, the colonel that Captain Hamada mentioned.

Colonel Hakumara: Captain Hamada says te are not answering his questions.
Pierce: That's a lie, I answered a domanda already, and he keeps repeating it.
Captain Hamada: Because te are lying!
Ditto: Captain Hamada saw te two in a Jeep.
Captain Hamada: What were te doing?!
Pierce: *Looks at Colonel Hakumara* Listen, all we did was get some water. Unfortunately, your captain is too stupid to understand.
Colonel Hakumara: Why were te getting water?
Greatsword: Me, and everypony else at my base was running low, and we had to get more.
Colonel Hakumara: How did Captain Hamada capture you?
Pierce: Made us crash into a lake.
Captain Hamada: te did that yourself.
Pierce: te threw a grenade at us-
Captain Hamada: Only because te threw it at me. Colonel Hakumara, how long will these two be here with us?
Colonel Hakumara: We keep them here until they die of starvation.
Ditto: Colonel, the Equestrians, and British will attack our army looking for them.
Colonel Hakumara: Let them attack, they're too weak to do anything. We have great defenses, and we'll crush our rivals with no struggle. Put them in my house, and lock them in there.

The Colonel's house was a medium sized building made out of bamboo, and wood. It only had two three rooms. Pierce was locked in one of them, and Greatsword was locked in the other one. The third room is Colonel Hakumara's bedroom.

Pierce: *Sits down, and leans on a wall*
Greatsword: *Whispers* Pierce, can te hear me?
Pierce: *Whispers back* Barely.
Greatsword: How do we get out of here?
Pierce: I don't know. We have to think of something.

2 B Continued
 Fuku Hakumara
Fuku Hakumara
posted by NeonInfernoLord
Funny how a town filled with so much joy could befall to such a deadly game…

It was total darkness in…wherever she was. Her eyes adjusted somewhat to it but as far as she knew she was in a hole. She tried to sposta but she realized her entire lower body was encased inside of something. It was so snug until the point that she couldn't even feel her lower body.

"H-hello!? Rarity!? Scootaloo!?" Sweetie Belle screamed out but couldn't make anything out in the vacant abyss. She let out little whimpers as another voice rang from her side.

"S-sweetie Belle, I'm right here!" The voice of Scootaloo rang...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
A lot of people think Moonraker is the worst Bond film, but what about Nightmare Moonraker?

We begin in western europe, as an airplane with ponies that are learning to skydive is flying 30,000 feet above the air

Russian pony: I have never done this before. Have you?
Con: No.
Russian pony: Oh te from United States of Equestria?
Con: Yeah. So is this pony
Luna: Hi.
Russian pony: Hello *casts a spell*
Con: What are te doing?
Russian pony: *turns luna evil*
Nightmare moon: *grabs parachutes*
Con: What did te do?
Russian pony: I turned Luna evil!
Con: te sick asshole *hits russian*
Russian pony:...
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Hello. I have been hearing from a lot of bronies that Princess Celestia is a troll. There are a lot of reasons to mark that, so I will mostra te them.

Reason one: In The Ticket Master, she gave Twilight Sparkle only two tickets when she already knew that she has 5 friends. Twilight Sparkle was stressing out for nothing in the end.

Reason two: When Twilight Sparkle was talking to Princess Celestia about when she banished Luna to the moon, Celestia tried to change the subject, saying, ''Go make some friends!''. This redirected her attention.

Reason three: In the episode Bird In A Hoof, Mrs. Cake...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
They reached the house, but it seemed vacant.

Harry: Let's check in the alley. *goes in*
Peter: *follows*
Harry: *looks in house*
Peter: te see anyone?
Harry: Yeah *looks at mare* And she's naked.
hobos: *hit Harry* What do te think you're doing perv? We oughta call the cops on you!
Harry: I am the cops
hobos: *beat up Harry*
Peter: That's enough! San Franciscolt Police Department!
hobos: *stand near wall*
Harry: Let them go. We gotta check somewhere else.
operator: Inspector 71, te there?
Harry: Yeah. What's up?
operator: We've got a segnala of a pony trying to commit suicide on the TransEquestria...
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*This story shall be divided into two parts, both of them bearing a similar aspect to the secondo story of Cenerentola II: Dreams Come True. I hope that te will all enjoy this. I apologize for it being too long.*

It was a great sunny giorno in Ponyville. Everyone was doing their usual business, whether it be doing work, talking to others, o just relaxing their giorno away. As we get to the schoolhouse, we see the little colts and fillies come running out of the door. But why? Because school was out for the summer! Everyone there was very happy to leave so they could hang out with each other più often....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
In case te are wondering, ani is korean for no.

Three old blind stallions were walking alongside a strada, via to a club. They were all walking with canes making sure they weren't going to hit anything. They kept walking until they saw a pony get in a red sports car. Yes, the stallions were old, but they weren't blind. As the pony was getting in his sports car the stallions shot him. Then they got in a old hearse, and drove away. "One agent down two to go." the driver said. "Who are we killing next?" the arancia, arancio stallion asked. "Our successivo target is a yellow Alicorn that lives right here." The driver...
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Stormy: That's enough Discord!!
Discord: nothing is enough for me!
Score: (picks up Nikki and takes her behind some bushes) I'm so sorry Nikki, *sniff* hang on there! (Goes back to fight)
Stormy: Your never gonna get away with this!
Discord: I already got away with this! BWAHAHAHAHA!!
Score: Well? What are te waiting for? Stab me if te can.
Discord: Very Well, (picks up Score) ready?
Score: Rea-
Stormy: WAIT!!!!
Score: Stormy?! What are te doing?!?
Stormy: Listen Discord, te are-
Discord: So powerful? So Handsome? So evil?
Stormy: uhhh..no
Discord: Then what am I?
Score: Don't listen to her! Stab me!...
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posted by savana89
"rain bow dash!!!"
"hu pinky? what is it?"
"your sister is back"
"WHAT BUT HOW!!!!"
"i dont know shes coming-(passes out on grond)
"hello dashy my little sister WHO PUT A CURS ON ME AND BAND ME WITH YOUR Friends but i forgive te now"
"uh.....i missed you?"
"aw i missed te to do te need any help dashy"
"ya can te um(looks aroud) can te clear all the clouds for me?"
"oh yes dashy(flys away)"
"i need to tell that egg head"
LATER
"SPIKE,take a leter"
"ok"
"D-"
"ill do it"
"ok"
"dear princesses, my sister is back te must come save us befor it happens from rain bow"
"hmm that was sort"
"whatever"
"oh dear sister whats going on ARE te SENDING A LETTER TO THE PRINESSES!!!"
"no no not at all(spikes sends the leter) its a letter to my... docter"
"ok dashy ill be back!"
Back with the story......

Pixel: So what u- Ow!
Score: What happen?
Pixel: A stupid TW scratched me...
Score: *gasp* Are te okay?
Pixel: Yea....but it's bleeding..
Score: Don't worry, I know somepony who can help
Pixel: Really? Who?
Score: AZURA!!!
Azura: yes?
Score: Do te have any bandages?
Azura: yes, I do. Do te need some?
Score: Yep

After Azura put some bandages on Pixel, Score explained everything that was happening, and asked him if he wanted to join, he detto he was. Later, Score introduced her Friends to Pixel.

Brawny: Welcome to the herd brother
Pixel: *laughs*
Stormy: okay, now what?
Cotton Swirls:...
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Greetings, fellow Bronies, it's me again, Scrivere another piece of my thoughts. Today, it's going to be about the stuff made da Hasbro.

That's right! I'm going to tell about the toys! Now, don't get me wrong, I understand why they made them. This mostra was targetted to little children, so it was obvious that there were going to be toys based of that. But, that's what it means for me.

I'm not going to condem you, Bronies who have toys of the Mane Six and others, but I'm going to talk about my opinion about it.

For me, it's a little akward to see grown men playing with 5 Centimeter long bright colored...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From Chibiemmy

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 23

All For None, and None For All

May 10, 1953

It was a beautiful giorno in Cheyenne. Orion was waiting to drive a train, when Pete arrived.

Orion: Good morning sir.
Pete: Orion, I decided to change your job.
Orion: Oh no. What have te done?
Pete: You're...
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Spike:Oh,man!I don't want to live anymore without my beautiful Harmony!
Peter:Well,I told te that te should......
Spike:Oh,why the fieno don't te stop talking?Shut up,Greg!
Peter:Actually,my name is Peter.
Spike:I don't care.Give me more.
Peter:There isn't ''more''.You drink 1000 bottles.
Spike:Ugh,then I will go to the Casino!
Peter:I will not let you.
Spike:I will remember to get te a mice hole,for te to hide,before I kill you.
Peter:Uh,go on,sir.I know the best casino in town...
Spike:Now that's better!
Peter:That way,sir...
Spike:Thanks.Now,bye!
Peter:*puts hoof in head*

Meanwhile at Rarity....
Rarity:Uh,Harmony...
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Spike:Peter,another drink.
Peter:My friend,you had enough for today!
Spike:Hey,you want my money,you don"t care about me!
Peter:I care about you.We have 20 years that know each other.Now,if te want,I can give te a job and..
Spike:No,I want more..More and more...
Jordan:Hey,we are men,and we are going to drink.I will give this man a drink.
Spike:Thanks man!
Jordan:No problem!I get what te are passing!Do te have children and a wife?
Spike:*sigh*Not anymore.
Jordan:Better!Now don"t worry.Drink as much as te want.
Spike:Nah,I got to go!
Jordan:Then,see ya!
Spike:*enters in a casino*
Worker:We're closed!You...
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