Date: January 22, 1960
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 8:52 PM
Railroad: Union Pacific
Hawkeye: *Sitting da the tracks on Archer collina with a più fresco, dispositivo di raffreddamento full of beer, watching trains pass him* Here's to te Percy. *Grabs a bottle of beer, smashes the superiore, in alto open, and drinks out of it* I don't know if you'll survive o not, but I really hope te do. *Grabs another birra bottle, smashes the superiore, in alto of that one open, and drinks out of it*
successivo morning at the train station, Pete walked into his office at 6:55 AM.
Pete: *Sees Hawkeye sleeping on his desk* Pierce!
Hawkeye: *Wakes up, and gets off the desk* Yes?
Pete: How did te get into my office?
Hawkeye: te left the door unlocked.
Pete: Why did te lock yourself in here?
Hawkeye: I needed a place to sleep.
Pete: What's wrong with your home?
Hawkeye: Too far away. *Walks out of the office, and walks to the train yard*
Hawkeye's first job for the giorno was to drive a freight train to Denver with Mirage. No one knew that Hawkeye was drunk from all of the beers he drank last night.
Hawkeye: *Starts to feel queasy* I have to get out.
Mirage: What for?
Hawkeye: *Getting ready to throw up*
Mirage: Sorry I asked. *Stops the train*
Hawkeye: *Gets out, and vomits*
Mirage: Forgive me for asking, but are te drunk?
Hawkeye: Uh.... maybe? I forgot to study for that.
Mirage: *Gets on the radio* Train 923, we stopped on the mainline, the engineer is drunk.
Snowflake: Drunk? Who?
Mirage: Hawkeye.
Snowflake: *Shocked* Are te sure it's him?
Mirage: I'm staring right at him, and it's not a pretty sight!!
Hawkeye: *Angry at Mirage* I may not be the Mona Lisa, but I got good locks!
Mirage: te mean looks!
Hawkeye: That's what I detto te Ford loving son of a bitch!
Mirage: I don't even own a Ford.
Hawkeye: eh, up yours. *Walks away*
At the station, Pete saw Hawkeye walking towards him.
Pete: Pierce, what's going on?
Hawkeye: Going on what? I don't see anything on anything.
Pete: Are te drunk?
Hawkeye: According to Mirage I am. *Falls down on the floor*
Pete: Get up.
Hawkeye: *Gets up*
Pete: And go home. I don't know what's gotten into you, but te need to get your act together! You're suspended from work for a week.
Hawkeye: *Walks out of the station*
Two days later. Hawkeye went to the hospital to see Percy.
Hawkeye: *Enters Percy's room* Hey. How are you?
Percy: Good. *Looks at his clock* But it's 8 o' clock. Aren't te supposed to be at work?
Hawkeye: Pete suspended me from work for a week.
Percy: What for?
Hawkeye: I got drunk, because I was worried about you.
Percy: te got drunk?
Hawkeye: *Nods*
Percy: But you're not supposed to do that. te have an important job, and a big reputation. Lots of ponies are depending on te to-
Hawkeye: *Angry* Okay, te know what? I was feeling miserable about te being in that train wreck, but now that you're being annoying, I don't give a shit. Fuck reputations, fuck those ponies that depend on me to do a good job, and fuck my job as well! *Goes to the door, but before he leaves, he stares at Percy* And while I'm at it, fuck you!! It's all your fault that Ike is dead! Why don't te just grow up, and stop being so careless?! *Leaves the room*
A week later at the train station, Hawkeye arrived at the station with Metal Gloss.
Hawkeye: *Parks his car in the parking lot da the station*
Orion: *Staring at him*
Metal Gloss: Why is he staring at te like that?
Hawkeye: I'm not sure. It might be another way for him to get fired. *Gets out of his car, and walks to the station*
Orion: Percy told me about what te detto to him yesterday.
Hawkeye: And?
Orion: te should be ashamed of yourself! te just shouted at him for no reason. How would te like it if someone told te that it was your fault for somepony's death when it wasn't?
Hawkeye: *Passes Orion, and walks into the station*
Pete: Pierce, welcome back.
Hawkeye: Thanks-
Pete: Now leave!
Hawkeye: What?
Pete: You're suspended for an entire week! Again!
Hawkeye: *Sighs, and walks out of the station*
Jeff: Hawkeye, may I ask te a question?
Hawkeye: Sure, as long as it has nothing to do with-
Jeff: WHAT IS THE MATTER WITH YOU?!!? Percy gets involved in a train crash, breaks three of his legs, and te shout at him like he's nothing!!
Hawkeye: *Walks back to his car*
Metal Gloss: What are te going to do Pierce?
Hawkeye: I have no idea. Everypony hates me.
Metal Gloss: Not everypony. There's one pony that still likes you, but te need to apologize to him.
Pierce: *Sighs* I doubt he'll accept it.
Back at the hospital
Percy: *With a nurse*
Nurse: The doctor says you'll be out tomorrow, and that your legs will be perfectly fine.
Percy: That's excellent news.
Hawkeye: *Walks into the room* May I speak to Percy?
Nurse: He needs to rest.
Percy: It's alright. This won't take long.
Nurse: *Walks out of the room*
Hawkeye: Percy, I just wanna-
Percy: Look. Remember last time te were here, and te detto fuck te to my face?
Hawkeye: Yeah, but I wanna-
Percy: Well fuck te too.
Hawkeye: I came here to apologize.
Percy: I don't care. Just leave.
Hawkeye: *Leaves the hospital*
On the giorno that Percy returned to work from the hospital, he saw Pete standing in front of the station.
Percy: Hi sir.
Pete: Hello Percy. Come with me to my office. *Walks into his office with Percy, and sits at his desk*
Percy: What's going on?
Pete: I want te to listen to this voice mail that Pierce left me. *Plays the voice mail*
Hawkeye: ciao Pete, it's me Pierce. Uh, I went to apologize to Percy about what I said, but he wouldn't accept it. Nopony likes me around this area anymore, so I was thinking about quitting, and moving into Laramie. Metal Gloss is going to stay here, we didn't get divorced, but I don't deserve to be here after what I've done. I'll come da after my suspension is over, and uh, say goodbye to te before I go. It was great working here, but... nothing lasts forever. *Ends his call*
Percy: *Stunned*
Pete: He's been going through a lot, and was very worried about you.
Percy: i don't know what to say.
Pete: te know how they say time heals all wounds? It's true. Hawkeye really cares for you, and when he comes here, I want te to talk to him.
After Hawkeye's suspension, he came to the station to say good bye to Pete.
Hawkeye: *Walks into the station, and goes into Pete's office, but sees Percy there instead* Where's Pete?
Percy: In the yards. He's trying to find someone to take over your job.
Hawkeye: Well, tell him I detto hi, and that I'm going to miss him.
Percy: Wait, before te go, I wanna tell te something.
Hawkeye: If it's another fuck you, I deserve it.
Percy: No, it's not that. I was just thinking that I was a little hard on te when te tried to apologize to me.
Hawkeye: And I was too hard on te when I was shouting at you. I didn't mean any of that.
Percy: I know te didn't.
Hawkeye: Are we still friends?
Percy: Absolutely.
Hawkeye: *Sees Pete's phone. The phone is not on the dial* How long has-
Percy: *Grabs the phone* Did te get all of that?
Pete: We sure did.
Hawkeye: What's going on here?
Pete: *Walks into the station with Mirage, Orion, Snowflake, Stylo, Nikki, Jeff, and Metal Gloss. They're all cheering*
Hawkeye: *Smiles* Let me see if I got this right. te guys went to a phone booth outside of the station, and called the phone in this office.
Pete: Yep. It was a little hard to hear, but we heard the entire conversation.
Stylo: And we all forgive you.
Hawkeye: Well then, let's celebrate after work!
Everyone: *Cheers*
After work, they all went to a restaurant, ordered hot Cani with root birra floats, while listening to Rock & Roll.
The End
On the successivo episode of Ponies On The Rails
Meadow writes to Nikki
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 8:52 PM
Railroad: Union Pacific
Hawkeye: *Sitting da the tracks on Archer collina with a più fresco, dispositivo di raffreddamento full of beer, watching trains pass him* Here's to te Percy. *Grabs a bottle of beer, smashes the superiore, in alto open, and drinks out of it* I don't know if you'll survive o not, but I really hope te do. *Grabs another birra bottle, smashes the superiore, in alto of that one open, and drinks out of it*
successivo morning at the train station, Pete walked into his office at 6:55 AM.
Pete: *Sees Hawkeye sleeping on his desk* Pierce!
Hawkeye: *Wakes up, and gets off the desk* Yes?
Pete: How did te get into my office?
Hawkeye: te left the door unlocked.
Pete: Why did te lock yourself in here?
Hawkeye: I needed a place to sleep.
Pete: What's wrong with your home?
Hawkeye: Too far away. *Walks out of the office, and walks to the train yard*
Hawkeye's first job for the giorno was to drive a freight train to Denver with Mirage. No one knew that Hawkeye was drunk from all of the beers he drank last night.
Hawkeye: *Starts to feel queasy* I have to get out.
Mirage: What for?
Hawkeye: *Getting ready to throw up*
Mirage: Sorry I asked. *Stops the train*
Hawkeye: *Gets out, and vomits*
Mirage: Forgive me for asking, but are te drunk?
Hawkeye: Uh.... maybe? I forgot to study for that.
Mirage: *Gets on the radio* Train 923, we stopped on the mainline, the engineer is drunk.
Snowflake: Drunk? Who?
Mirage: Hawkeye.
Snowflake: *Shocked* Are te sure it's him?
Mirage: I'm staring right at him, and it's not a pretty sight!!
Hawkeye: *Angry at Mirage* I may not be the Mona Lisa, but I got good locks!
Mirage: te mean looks!
Hawkeye: That's what I detto te Ford loving son of a bitch!
Mirage: I don't even own a Ford.
Hawkeye: eh, up yours. *Walks away*
At the station, Pete saw Hawkeye walking towards him.
Pete: Pierce, what's going on?
Hawkeye: Going on what? I don't see anything on anything.
Pete: Are te drunk?
Hawkeye: According to Mirage I am. *Falls down on the floor*
Pete: Get up.
Hawkeye: *Gets up*
Pete: And go home. I don't know what's gotten into you, but te need to get your act together! You're suspended from work for a week.
Hawkeye: *Walks out of the station*
Two days later. Hawkeye went to the hospital to see Percy.
Hawkeye: *Enters Percy's room* Hey. How are you?
Percy: Good. *Looks at his clock* But it's 8 o' clock. Aren't te supposed to be at work?
Hawkeye: Pete suspended me from work for a week.
Percy: What for?
Hawkeye: I got drunk, because I was worried about you.
Percy: te got drunk?
Hawkeye: *Nods*
Percy: But you're not supposed to do that. te have an important job, and a big reputation. Lots of ponies are depending on te to-
Hawkeye: *Angry* Okay, te know what? I was feeling miserable about te being in that train wreck, but now that you're being annoying, I don't give a shit. Fuck reputations, fuck those ponies that depend on me to do a good job, and fuck my job as well! *Goes to the door, but before he leaves, he stares at Percy* And while I'm at it, fuck you!! It's all your fault that Ike is dead! Why don't te just grow up, and stop being so careless?! *Leaves the room*
A week later at the train station, Hawkeye arrived at the station with Metal Gloss.
Hawkeye: *Parks his car in the parking lot da the station*
Orion: *Staring at him*
Metal Gloss: Why is he staring at te like that?
Hawkeye: I'm not sure. It might be another way for him to get fired. *Gets out of his car, and walks to the station*
Orion: Percy told me about what te detto to him yesterday.
Hawkeye: And?
Orion: te should be ashamed of yourself! te just shouted at him for no reason. How would te like it if someone told te that it was your fault for somepony's death when it wasn't?
Hawkeye: *Passes Orion, and walks into the station*
Pete: Pierce, welcome back.
Hawkeye: Thanks-
Pete: Now leave!
Hawkeye: What?
Pete: You're suspended for an entire week! Again!
Hawkeye: *Sighs, and walks out of the station*
Jeff: Hawkeye, may I ask te a question?
Hawkeye: Sure, as long as it has nothing to do with-
Jeff: WHAT IS THE MATTER WITH YOU?!!? Percy gets involved in a train crash, breaks three of his legs, and te shout at him like he's nothing!!
Hawkeye: *Walks back to his car*
Metal Gloss: What are te going to do Pierce?
Hawkeye: I have no idea. Everypony hates me.
Metal Gloss: Not everypony. There's one pony that still likes you, but te need to apologize to him.
Pierce: *Sighs* I doubt he'll accept it.
Back at the hospital
Percy: *With a nurse*
Nurse: The doctor says you'll be out tomorrow, and that your legs will be perfectly fine.
Percy: That's excellent news.
Hawkeye: *Walks into the room* May I speak to Percy?
Nurse: He needs to rest.
Percy: It's alright. This won't take long.
Nurse: *Walks out of the room*
Hawkeye: Percy, I just wanna-
Percy: Look. Remember last time te were here, and te detto fuck te to my face?
Hawkeye: Yeah, but I wanna-
Percy: Well fuck te too.
Hawkeye: I came here to apologize.
Percy: I don't care. Just leave.
Hawkeye: *Leaves the hospital*
On the giorno that Percy returned to work from the hospital, he saw Pete standing in front of the station.
Percy: Hi sir.
Pete: Hello Percy. Come with me to my office. *Walks into his office with Percy, and sits at his desk*
Percy: What's going on?
Pete: I want te to listen to this voice mail that Pierce left me. *Plays the voice mail*
Hawkeye: ciao Pete, it's me Pierce. Uh, I went to apologize to Percy about what I said, but he wouldn't accept it. Nopony likes me around this area anymore, so I was thinking about quitting, and moving into Laramie. Metal Gloss is going to stay here, we didn't get divorced, but I don't deserve to be here after what I've done. I'll come da after my suspension is over, and uh, say goodbye to te before I go. It was great working here, but... nothing lasts forever. *Ends his call*
Percy: *Stunned*
Pete: He's been going through a lot, and was very worried about you.
Percy: i don't know what to say.
Pete: te know how they say time heals all wounds? It's true. Hawkeye really cares for you, and when he comes here, I want te to talk to him.
After Hawkeye's suspension, he came to the station to say good bye to Pete.
Hawkeye: *Walks into the station, and goes into Pete's office, but sees Percy there instead* Where's Pete?
Percy: In the yards. He's trying to find someone to take over your job.
Hawkeye: Well, tell him I detto hi, and that I'm going to miss him.
Percy: Wait, before te go, I wanna tell te something.
Hawkeye: If it's another fuck you, I deserve it.
Percy: No, it's not that. I was just thinking that I was a little hard on te when te tried to apologize to me.
Hawkeye: And I was too hard on te when I was shouting at you. I didn't mean any of that.
Percy: I know te didn't.
Hawkeye: Are we still friends?
Percy: Absolutely.
Hawkeye: *Sees Pete's phone. The phone is not on the dial* How long has-
Percy: *Grabs the phone* Did te get all of that?
Pete: We sure did.
Hawkeye: What's going on here?
Pete: *Walks into the station with Mirage, Orion, Snowflake, Stylo, Nikki, Jeff, and Metal Gloss. They're all cheering*
Hawkeye: *Smiles* Let me see if I got this right. te guys went to a phone booth outside of the station, and called the phone in this office.
Pete: Yep. It was a little hard to hear, but we heard the entire conversation.
Stylo: And we all forgive you.
Hawkeye: Well then, let's celebrate after work!
Everyone: *Cheers*
After work, they all went to a restaurant, ordered hot Cani with root birra floats, while listening to Rock & Roll.
The End
On the successivo episode of Ponies On The Rails
Meadow writes to Nikki
i couldnt sleep so i walked around the castello hallways. i went up to the balcony. and thats when i saw her. a dark blue pony that looked like the princess. i went to talk to her. she detto her name was luna. she told me all about her inprisonment on the moon. its funny i always thought someone was watchin me up there. we got along verry well. the sun was rising. i let her sleep . me and the rest of the ponies then headed for the everfree forest. along the way they asked me about myself. itold them and they seemed sad. even pinkie. they tried to help me out. it was kind of them. we then arrived at the everfree forest....
(roar!) detto Dark shadow. Run! detto smeraldo and twilight. What are we going to! detto Emerald. Oh great its dark again and we don't know if that monster is chasing us! detto Twilight.
(Roar!) detto dark shadow. Yes he is chasing us detto Twilight. Go get them Dark shadow says Discord. Oh no he got us cornered were trapped detto Twilight! Say hello to your fate Says Discord.
To be continued.....................
The beginning of this story starts with a song. It will go back to Fluttershy's perspective in the successivo part.
.....
Queen Chrysalis
*walking through Ponyville as Fluttershy*
Not that I'm back,
No pony shall stop me
From the attack
Of my minions of changlings
Fluttershy
*running through Everfree forest*
I must stop her
From wreaking havoc
On Ponyville
And if I don't
It will be tragic
Q.C.
Soon, and very soon
Every pony shall see
I will once again
Reign supreme
Fluttershy
I must get
Out very soon
o else Pony-
ville will be doomed
*makes it out of Everfree forest*
Q.C.
*arrives at arcobaleno Dash's house*
Now this is where things get....
Fluttershy
Oh goodness this isn't....
Q.C. and Fluttershy
Fun!
.....
.....
Queen Chrysalis
*walking through Ponyville as Fluttershy*
Not that I'm back,
No pony shall stop me
From the attack
Of my minions of changlings
Fluttershy
*running through Everfree forest*
I must stop her
From wreaking havoc
On Ponyville
And if I don't
It will be tragic
Q.C.
Soon, and very soon
Every pony shall see
I will once again
Reign supreme
Fluttershy
I must get
Out very soon
o else Pony-
ville will be doomed
*makes it out of Everfree forest*
Q.C.
*arrives at arcobaleno Dash's house*
Now this is where things get....
Fluttershy
Oh goodness this isn't....
Q.C. and Fluttershy
Fun!
.....
My Little Pony: Friendship is magic
Derpy returns
Written by: Drwhoovesluvr
Scene 1:The Bin
(fan save derpy)
Derpy:
Hi. My name is Derpy Hooves. I used to be loved da many. I made them laugh. Then one giorno I decided to come out and talk to them.
(tears up)
They called me names: stupid, retarded, offensive
(tear drops)
I just don't know what went wrong.
(another tear)
I'm sorry every pony.
(sniffles a lot)
I-I-It's okay. It's okay-
(Pinky jumps in)
Pinky Pie:
Actually yes! It is!
Derpy:
Wha-?
Pinky Pie:
Celestia says that ciao apologized! She's giving te a focaccina, muffin negozio right successivo to my cupcake shop! OMG and te get to have me throw te a party!!!!
(Derpy glows as Pinky walks her back to Equestria from the "Bin")
Derpy returns
Written by: Drwhoovesluvr
Scene 1:The Bin
(fan save derpy)
Derpy:
Hi. My name is Derpy Hooves. I used to be loved da many. I made them laugh. Then one giorno I decided to come out and talk to them.
(tears up)
They called me names: stupid, retarded, offensive
(tear drops)
I just don't know what went wrong.
(another tear)
I'm sorry every pony.
(sniffles a lot)
I-I-It's okay. It's okay-
(Pinky jumps in)
Pinky Pie:
Actually yes! It is!
Derpy:
Wha-?
Pinky Pie:
Celestia says that ciao apologized! She's giving te a focaccina, muffin negozio right successivo to my cupcake shop! OMG and te get to have me throw te a party!!!!
(Derpy glows as Pinky walks her back to Equestria from the "Bin")
First things first, thank te to anyone who reads this. Okay, so this is a continuation of The Journey of the New Brony articolo I wrote a few weeks back. So, while watching Dragon Quest, I noticed even più similarities between the events of the episode and the common new brony's experiences. Let me once again make them into a list. But because this is part 2, remember that the person is already a brony.
1. te go to hang out with people who should be your friends.
2. Something happens, and te admit to being a brony.
3. They make fun of you.
4. te try to prove that it hasn't majorly changed you.
5. te do prove it.
6. te hang out again.
7. They still don't approve of ponies, o fan of ponies.
8. te discover who your true Friends are through ponies.
Yeah, it's not as good as my last one, but I wanted to share my thoughts anyway. Please give me feedback, I want to write the best articoli I can, which I can't do if I don't know what I'm doing wrong. Anyway, triq267 out.
1. te go to hang out with people who should be your friends.
2. Something happens, and te admit to being a brony.
3. They make fun of you.
4. te try to prove that it hasn't majorly changed you.
5. te do prove it.
6. te hang out again.
7. They still don't approve of ponies, o fan of ponies.
8. te discover who your true Friends are through ponies.
Yeah, it's not as good as my last one, but I wanted to share my thoughts anyway. Please give me feedback, I want to write the best articoli I can, which I can't do if I don't know what I'm doing wrong. Anyway, triq267 out.
