posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.
Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello everypony, and welcome to another episode of On The Block.
Master Sword: Tom, te already detto that in the start of the last episode. Come up with something new for once.
Tom: Like what?
Master Sword: I don't know. Anything!
Three minuti later, this song was playing: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8JppnF_l98I
Master Sword: *Hanging off the edge of a cliff above four sharks that want to eat him* THIS IS NOT WHAT I HAD IN MIND!!!
Stop the song
Master Sword: *Next to Tom again in front of the house*
Tom: What can I say? te told me to try to come up with something new, and I did.
Master Sword: I don't think the audience will take too kindly on seeing one of the hosts get eaten da a shark.
Tom: But they were laughing. They did like it.
Master Sword: I'm done talking to you. Today's crossover parody is James and The Giant Apple.
Tom: We combine the episode Apples To The Core with the Disney movie, James and The Giant Peach.
Master Sword: Time to begin.
James and The Giant Apple
Pipsqueak as James
Aina as Spiker
Mrs. Cake as Sponge
Tom Foolery as The Narrator
and everyone else as theirselves
Narrator: Once upon a time, there was a young puledro, colt that was abused da his two aunts. Where are his parents te ask? They died.
Narrator: This ghost from the sky killed them, which honestly doesn't make any sense, but it's a Disney film, so don't domanda it's story line.
Narrator: The ghost was a rhinoceros da the way, I think te oughta know that. Anyway, after his daily slave labor, James was leaning on a stone wall, looking in front of him, seeing a nice city. The house he, and his aunts lived in was on superiore, in alto of a hill, and both the house, and collina looked like shit.
James: *Looking at everything down the hill* Every part of the world would be better for me to live in. I don't want to stay here forever. I want to leave as quickly as possible.
Narrator: *Appears successivo to James* What's stopping you?
James: Ah! *Falls down*
Narrator: Don't be frightened, I'm just a narrator that appears out of nowhere to talk to others.
Narrator: I have something for you. *Gives James a bag* There's lots of magic in those bugs te see. Take it to your room, and make your wish to leave this dreadful place as quickly as te can. *Looks around him, and see that everything looks like shit* Actually, te better make it quicker then quickly as te can.
James: *Runs toward his house, and trips*
Bugs: *Going into the ground*
James: Wait! Don't go!!
Spiker: Who are te yelling at?!
Sponge: Get up!
James: *Gets up*
Then, an mela, apple starts to grow off of the albero near James.
Spiker: How is that happening?!
James: *Thinks* (It must be from those bugs in the bag the narrator gave to me.)
After supper, James went outside to investigate.
James: *Goes inside the apple. He starts to hear ponies arguing*
Twilight: Nigga, I still say this episode should be cancelled!
Applejack: Just because te only appear in the beginning? That's a dumb reason to have somethin' cancelled.
Pinkie Pie: I don't want Apples To Zhe Core to be cancelled. Zhere is a wonderful song we sing together.
James: *Gets toward an edge, and falls down*
Big Macintosh: *Looks at James* Who the hell is that?
James: Wait! Don't hurt me. I was dato this bag of magic bugs, and it made this big mela, apple appear.
Applejack: Actually, that all happened, because of Twilight's magic. As for those bugs, I ain't sure where they went.
Twilight: Sorry man, but they're probably gone.
James: Uh oh.
His two aunts were outside looking for him.
Applebloom: We gotta get out of here.
Granny Smith: But how?
Twilight: Man, I got an idea. *Makes the stem of the mela, apple disappear which makes the mela, apple fall off the tree, and roll around the hill*
Spiker: *Runs toward the car*
Sponge: *Gets in the car* Start the car!
Spiker: *Turns the key, and the car won't start*
Sponge: Start the car!
Spiker: *Turns the key, and the car won't start*
Sponge: I detto start the damn car!
Spiker: te shouldn't curse. We are in a Disney movie.
Sponge: Just start the car!
Spiker: *Turns the key, and the car won't start* I think it will only start if te say please. Again, this is a Disney movie.
Sponge: *Sighs, annoyed* Please, start the car.
Spiker: *Starts the car, and drives away*
The mela, apple crushed the car they were driving away in.
Spiker: *Sticks her head out of the car's roof* Oh, so this is what it feels like to be squashed da fruit. Get it? Squash?
Narrator: That wasn't funny. As for James, who met Pinkie Pie, Applejack, Applebloom, Big Macintosh, Granny Smith, and Twilight Sparkle, they got to Manehattan in the big apple.
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Narrator: They live in Central Park, with the mela, apple as their house. Twilight Sparkle used her magic to keep the mela, apple fresh, so it won't expire, and turn into shit, like James' old house.
On the successivo part of this episode
Mortomis explains to us his favorite, and least preferito time of history.