posted by Seanthehedgehog
Video Game Troll
Starring Sean the hedgehog as Fox335
Mortomis as Kadillack
Other players in this match are real players, and are not portrayed da any actors.
Today's game: Gran Turismo 6
Sean: *Holding a camera pointing at him, and Mortomis* Hello everyone, today we're going online to play Gran Turismo 6.
Mortomis: Now what we're going to do is unisciti this server that says Cops 70 Miles Per Hour, 3/3.
Sean: What that means is when te get three tickets from anyone that is a cop, te get kicked out of the lobby da the host.
Mortomis: And we're going to abuse the system as much as we can.
As the camera switches to game footage from Sean's TV, they both unisciti the cop server.
Mortomis: te know how some people don't have those safety cars?
Sean: Yeah, they have to use a car with a certain color.
Mortomis: If it's black, I'm using my Cadillac. The Cien.
Sean: Well, that oughta be fun.
Mortomis: But not for the racers.
The loading screen goes away, and it shows the main menu for the online server they're in.
Fox335: We're in. Hi everyone.
Kadillack: Can we be cops?
Fox335: *Driving a BMW M4 Safety Car*
Kadillack: *Driving a black Cadillac Cien*
Brother92: Kadillack, I thought te wanted to be a cop.
Kadillack: I am, I'm undercover.
Ghost-Toast: te need a car like Fox's. It has to have the lights on superiore, in alto of it.
Kadillack: Can't I go undercover? *The pitch in his voice gets higher* Pleeeeeeeeeeeease?
Ghost-Toast: *Annoyed* Okay, te can use the Caddy.
Kadillack: *Sends a message to Fox335*
Fox335: *Reads the message. It says, We got him angry already.*
Audience: *Quietly laughing*
The track they were driving on was Circuit De La Sarthe
Fox335: *Sees a car parked in the grass, and stops in front of it* What are te doing?
VGV85: I'm waiting for a friend.
Fox335: What for?
VGV85: So he can mostra me this car he has.
Fox335: I don't believe you. Is he giving te drugs?
VGV85: te mean illegal drugs?
Fox335: Yes, illegal drugs. That's the only kind of drugs there are.
VGV85: No te bastard.
Fox335: Okay, I'm going to give te two tickets. One for dealing with illegal drugs-
Fox335: -and the other one is for calling me a bastard. If te get one più ticket, the host will kick te out of here.
VGV85: This is bullshit!
Fox335: Use of profanity, that's your third ticket. Host! Kick this guy! He got three tickets.
VGV85: But I didn't do anything! *Gets kicked out of the lobby*
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Kadillack: *On the straightaway, he pushes an AUDI into the bacheca which makes him stop. He stops right in front of him.*
98349834: What the hell was that man?
Kadillack: Can I see your driver's license, and registration sir?
98349834: Why did te push me into the wall?
Kadillack: te were speeding.
98349834: Yeah, but te ruined the front end of my car.
Kadillack: Well, you're driving an Audi, te do that to everyone else.
98349834: What's that supposed to mean?!
Kadillack: You're a douchebag, that's what it means.
98349834: Guys, this isn't funny!
Kadillack: Sure it is. I'm giving te a ticket for speeding, and a ticket for driving an Audi. Get a different car now.
90 secondi later
98349834: *Driving a 1966 Volkswagen Beetle*
Fox335: *Pushes the Volkswagen into the sand*
Fox335: That's even worse then an Audi. I'm giving te a 3rd ticket for driving a piece of shit.
Ghost-Toast: te got three tickets man, you're getting kicked.
98349834: *Gets kicked*
Fox335: That was fun, but I have to go now.
Kadillack: Yeah, me too.
Ghost-Toast: Aw man. I hope te unisciti my lobby again.
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