posted by Seanthehedgehog
At Tom's house, Tom was with Master Sword
Tom: Hello everybody. For this episode, we don't have any bloopers for you.
Master Sword: Sad, I know. Tom, te need to screw up più when we film these episodes.
Tom: Same to te buddy.
Master Sword: So every time we film an episode without any bloopers, we improvise.
Tom: Sometimes, we'll mostra an extra skit, but other times, we like to create fake commercials, o just give te the facts.
Master Sword: Let's start with the facts.
Tom: Fact number 1, you're an idiot.
Master Sword: No I'm not! Wait, what are we talking about again?
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Tom: Actually, the way it really works is this.
A cartoon comic book now appears with the titolo being...
Tom: Facts on CHiPs.
Tom: *Flips some pages in the comic book* Did te know that when Jebediah Turner first appeared in Season 3, he never had a single accident while driving around in his police car? Then in Season 4, this happened.
Jebediah: *His car was airborne, but it crashes on a street, damaging the front end severly. Next, he's looking for something in the backyard of an abandoned house, but three guys steal his police car*
Tom: I guess he ran out of luck, just like all of us sometimes.
Jebediah: *Appears successivo to Tom* Wait. Why are cartoon cavalli doing a review on a mostra about humans, from 38 years ago?
Tom: Who gives a damn? successivo on the facts is Watchmojo.com. They say that ragno Man 3 is terrible, because there's too many villains. Well what the hell is wrong with te guys?
Tom: te got the sand man, and that homosexual photographer, I think his name is Ed.
Tom: Just two villains. That's it, and the secondo guy doesn't even turn evil until the ending after ragno Man gets rid of the black costume. These guys at Watchmojo.com are idiots.
Tom: ragno Man gets a real bad culo costume from whatever that black shit is, and James Franco's performance as Harry Osborne was also bad ass. ragno Man 3 is a good movie. Case dismissed.
Tom: Finally on The Facts, the My Little Pornstar movie is finally finished. Tirek is much better in this then he is in the season 4 finale of My Little Pony. And that's the end.
The comic book closes, and we return to Tom, and Master Sword in the house.
Master Sword: That's all we have for today. We'll see te in the successivo episode.
Tom: Which is also the season 2 finale.
Audience: *Clapping, and cheering*
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