The first Shadowknight. Episode 1 - My Little pony - L'amicizia è magica - fanpop

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posted by SomeoneButNoone

"Long time fa when Equestria wasn't connected yet there was one pony that survived and was dato a knight name even if was only an waiter in inn that was plotting on killing the princess. The story of creation of honorable name."

The first Shadowknight
Episode 1
"Freed da child."

Streets of Canterlot.
Dark age of Medieval.

Shadowknight - *sigh* why I'm the one that have to carry carrots...
pony - The prices went up again...
pony 2 - yeah no joke, we can't live with that.
pony - Shut up te don't even work, te feed of your parents.
Shadowknight - Hm... I wonder if my father have problems with me like that... Eh... Can't be bothered...
Revolutionist - *drags princess in allay* finally I can kill you!
Shadowknight - hmm? Someone trying to kill younger princess... Occasion for some money! *grabs his dagger and runs up to revolutionist*
Revolutionist - huh? *turns to him*
Shadowknight - *stabs the Revolutionist* don't make me kill you...
*revolutionist runs away*
Shadowknight - Are te okay younger princess?
Y.Princess - Hm? Yes! Hooray for my hero!
Shadowknight - *looks at sun* crap I'm late *runs to inn*
Y.Princess - Byeee Heroooo!
Shadowknight - *runs inside inn* Sorry I'm la-
Knight - Take his son too!
*they knock him out*
.
..
...
Shadowknight - *opens eyes* where... I am...
pony - Traitor! Execute him!
Shadowknight - Oh... I was accused for being a traitor... Is it where I die... It's all your fault father...
Executioner - *grabs axe*
Princess - Look my sister this is how traitors end...
Y.Princess - Ohh... *walks up to Shadowknight* hm?
Executioner - ahm?
pony - What is happening ...
Princess - Do te know this traitor?
Y.Princess - How he is a traitor when he saved my life?
pony - saved...
Princess - ...life?!

*30 minuti later the preparation room in castle*

Shadowknight - *sits on chair* *sigh* what is happening...
Maid - *opens doors* The princesses are calling.
Shadowknight - I Lost house now what can go wrong. *walks to trono room*
Princess - Kneel...
Shadowknight - I don't Kneel to Ponies I don't care about...
Princess - How da-
Queen - *stops her* I like his attitude. As te know te saved one of my daughters life.
Shadowknight - So?
Princess - She requested that te will become all of her.
Shadowknight - What?
Queen - personal Butler, personal knight, her hero and her army leader.
Shadowknight - This 12 years old have army?!
Princess - Every princess have 100 Ponies.
Shadowknight - Ahh but I'm not royal nor I have noble blood.
Queen - That can be changed *puts hoof on his head* Under my ruling, I give te privilages of Knight.
Shadowknight - Oh boy...
Maid - Wear this armor and mostra yourself to princesses bedroom.
*48 minuti later*
Shadowknight - *sigh* why me... Oh well... I can try *knocks*
Princess - Come in!
Shadowknight - *enters* greetings.
Y.Princess - The Heroooo is heeereee!
-some awkward silence later-
Princess - Then let's start with you.
Shadowknight - I'm Shadowknight, nothing interesting about me.
Princess - My name is Emerald, Princess Emerald. And this is younger sister Princess Pearl.
Pearl - Hi hero!
smeraldo - Just to say I don't accept filth like you.
Shadowknight - Hm...
??? - *enters room* my highness.
smeraldo - *blushes* Angel what do te want *smiles*
Angel - I'm checking if you're o...k *looks at Shadowknight*
Shadowknight - huh?
Angel - *glares*
Shadowknight - Hm...?
Angel - So this is this "hero"
Shadowknight - He? I'm no hero... I'm just a knight... Now...
Angel - Hmph...
Shadowknight - Have problem with that? *stoods up*
Angel - Dont be so pushy o you'll die soon.
Shadowknight - Are te threatening me?
Angel - te don't even have a sword with yourself now.
Shadowknight - Tch...
smeraldo - Shadowknight don't be rude to Angel and apologise!
Shadowknight - Never... *walks away*
Angel - *sigh* the Heroes tournament is coming up do te have a plan of fights?
smeraldo - Mhm, *looks at paper* huh... That must be a mistake...
Angel - *looks at paper* Me VS Shadowknight!? Ugh... Too easy...

-Shadowknight room-

Shadowknight - *sigh* tournament and all, this is happening too fast... *looks at sword* a sword that was dato to me da my father from prison. Let's see if I will be able to change it into my main wepon...

To be continued...

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Ponies On The Rails: Foreign Visitor Part 7

posted by Seanthehedgehog

St. Foalis, Maresouri
April 4, 1957
1:45 PM

Hawkeye, Percy, and Benny were driving the stolen gas turbine to Cheyenne so that Benny could help out in the trainyard, but there was going to be a problem for the three stallions.

Hawkeye: *Hears a banging noise, and looks at the fuel gauge, then the oil gauge* The oil pressure is dropping.
Percy: It might be leaking.
Benny: *Looks at oil gauge* It is. It shouldn't be going down so fast.
Hawkeye: *Stops train*
Percy: *Finds a toolbox* Will te look at this?
Hawkeye: Perfect. Now te find that spot where the oil is leaking, and we'll go down the line,...

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Ponies On The Rails: Foreign Visitor Part 4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Cheyenne Wyoming
April 3, 1957
7:27 AM

Pete was at the train station, getting ready to go on vacation, but Hawkeye wasn't here.

Pete: *Calling Hawkeye*
Hawkeye: *At his house, not feeling well. He hears the phone ring, and walks to it* Hello?
Pete: Pierce. te don't sound too well. Are te okay?
Hawkeye: No. I tried calling te earlier, but I passed out.
Pete: te do realize Gordon will be in charge now because of this.
Hawkeye: *Sarcastic* This giorno just keeps getting better, and better.
Pete: Take care of yourself, and I'll see te when I get back. *Hangs up*
Hawkeye: Oh joy. *Passes out again*...

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On The Block Episode 5 Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme Song: link

Master Sword: Come on Tom, let's go meet the others.
Tom: Right behind you.
Double Scoop: *Standing on strada, via corner*
Aina: *Runs out of her house*
Sunny: Hey, wait for me. *Flying in the middle of the street*
Saten Twist: *Polishing his chain saw, but stops to go meet the others*
Pleiades: *Arrives at corner*
Mortomis: *Standing successivo to Double Scoop*
Tom: più ponies!!
Snow Wonder: *Arrives in a brand new Corvette*
Cosmic Rainbow: *Flies from the clouds*
Heartsong: *Climbs out of a manhole*
Annie: *Arrives on a bicycle*
Blaze: *Flies out of a house window, and lands successivo to...

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On The Block Episode 4 Part 6

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Princess Celestia

Starring Celestia, Luna, Twilight, and Derpy as theirselves
Blaze as Jonathan (For this skit, he's bald.)
Cosmic arcobaleno as Chrysler (For this skit, he has a mustache.)
Mortomis as Bryan
Saten Twist as Timothy
Double Scoop as Skeletor
Master Sword as Harry
Sophie Shimmer as Alexis
Astrel Sky as Jenny

Lots of ponies were gathering at the main hall in Celestia's castle.

Bryan: *With Harry* There seems to be a lot of ponies that want to compete in this event.
Harry: *Carrying a glass of champagne* Nonsense. Absolute nonsense. The worst part is that I got invited.
Audience: *Laughing*...

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On The Block Episode 4 Part 5

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Bodyshop Ponies

Starring Sophie Shimmer as Wheel Bearing
Heartsong as Dainelle DeVito
Snow Wonder as Cutlass Supreme
Tom Foolery as Gary
Mortomis as Mr. Beddler
Pleiades as oliva
Master Sword as Tim
and Annie as Edwina

At the bodyshop, Mr. Beddler was informing everypony about a car coming into the shop.

Mr. Beddler: Okay everypony, we're supposed to have a Prius come into the shop.
Others: Boo!!!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Mr. Beddler: I know nopony likes the Prius, but this job will be very simple. All we have to do is fix this tiny dent on the hood. Get some body filler on there, make that dent...

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Ponies On The Rails Episode 70 Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Date: February 4, 1957
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 12:33 PM
Railway: Union Pacific

Pete was in his office signing papers, when Hawkeye arrived.

Pete: I guess knocking is a thing of the past.
Hawkeye: I wanna talk to te about Renee.
Pete: How is she doing?
Hawkeye: Bad! These things keep happening to us, and she's saying that it's because she's jinxed. We need to get rid of her!
Pete: I don't think that'll be necessary, but I'll tell te what. We'll have her go work on the Southern Pacific for a few days, and see how she does.
Hawkeye: As long as she's not here, that's fine with me. *Walks...

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The Adventures Of arcobaleno Dash Episode 9

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme song: link

Seanthehedgehog Presents

The Adventures Of arcobaleno Dash

Starring the fastest pegasus in all of Equestria, arcobaleno Dash

Her German sidekick, Pinkie Pie

The main villian, Discord

Discord's sidekicks: Screwball, Karl, and Kyle

Episode 9

Who Pulled The Trigger?

Discord was in his secret lair, wondering how to get back at arcobaleno Dash.

Discord: I can't understand it. No matter what I do to defeat her, it fails.
Karl: Well, shouldn't te be Friends with her already?
Kyle: Yeah. You're Friends with her in the My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic show.
Discord: It's just a show. This...

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On The Block Episode 1 Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Before I start this part of the episode, I wanna mostra the pictures of the characters.

Aina: link
Double Scoop: link
Saten Twist: link
Sunny (The pesca, peach pony saying, Yeah, again:link
Pleiades: link
Mortomis: link

Theme Song: link

Master Sword: Come on Tom, let's go meet the others.
Tom: Right behind you.
Double Scoop: *Standing on strada, via corner*
Aina: *Runs out of her house*
Sunny: Hey, wait for me. *Flying in the middle of the street*
Saten Twist: *Polishing his chain saw, but stops to go meet the others*
Pleiades: *Arrives at corner*
Mortomis: *Standing successivo to Double Scoop*
All: We live together on...

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Ponies On The Rails Episode 64 Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Date: January 10, 1957
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming

Duke: *Laying in the engine*
Anthony: How are you?
Duke: Oh, te know me. I'm old. I don't feel well.
Anthony: Don't take it so hard. Once we get to Cheyenne, I'll tell Michael that te quit, and went into retirement.
Duke: I never detto anything about quitting the railroad.
Anthony: Well, I guess te should start thinking about that.
Duke: *Goes to window in cab, and opens it*
Anthony: Getting fresh air?
Duke: Sure. *Grabs a branch from a tree*
Anthony: te should be careful with sticking your hooves out of a moving train. te could have hurt yourself....

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Aqua Marine's journey 6

posted by AquaMarine6663

Aqua followed Pinkie and her brother as they approached Carousel Boutique. “La-la-la. I can’t wait for te to meet rarity! She’s so nice, and makes pretty dresses! Pinkie Pie rambled on to Peak. When they had reached the boutique, Aqua Marine waited outside while Pinkie Pie introduced Peak to Rarity. Surprisingly, he only left three minuti later. “Wow, how did te manage to leave so early?” she asked him. “Well, I just simply declined the offer for her to make me something. Simple.” He shrugged. “Next stop, arcobaleno Dash!” Pinkie squealed, hopping away. They followed her to...

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Saten Twist Adventures 9... Part 2

posted by Canada24

SEVERAL DAYS LATER:

Guard: te must of been counting your blessings Chimney. te made bail.

Patrol board member: Do te believe, in your best judgment, that te have been rehabilitated?
Chimney Sheep: Rehabilitated? It's just a stupid, made-up word, so boys like te can sit behind a desk, wear a fancy suit, and feel important. You're a jerk, and I had sex with your mother last night. And I swear to God, te let me outta here, first thing I'm gonna do is kill again!
Patrol board member: (approves him for bail)

Chimney: Well. Thanks for bailing me out te two.
Derpy: No problem.
Chimney: Shit Derpy....

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Saten Twist Adventures 8... Part 6

posted by Canada24

Saten Twist and the girls finally found and rescued the princess's.

Luna: And who's this?
Saten: I'm Saten Twist.. And your prettier in person.
Luna: Well.. Thank you. But please don't get to close, te have bad breath. And a creepy look to you.
Saten: Well.. te could of just as easily thanked me for saving your 'royal a-
Celestia and Twilight: (desperately tries to change the subject)
Saten: (still to Luna) Bitch!
Celestia: (desperetly changing subject) So.. I hope everything's been alright.
Twi: Depends on how well our Ditto was able to handle, controlling Canterlot joining my absence.
Luna: Oh....

Awesome pony pics

added by NocturnalMirage

Source: DeviantArt, Joyreactor

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The Adventures of Garden Hose & Friends Episode 1

posted by TotalDramaFan60

It was a nice giorno in Garden's Abode...
Garden Hose: Amber, is there anything on TV?
Amber: Nope. Not what I see.
Winter Chill (on TV): Want an awesome TV with awesome channels?
Pen Kill: Well, then come on done to "Cheeseburger's TV Shop"
Amber: That looks cool!
Garden Hose: Let's go!
Garden & Amber hopped into the car and went to Cheeseburger's.
Cheeseburger: Hiya! I'm Cheeseburger!
Amber: te sound a lot like Mickey Mouse.
Cheeseburger:Shut up.
Amber: Oh, okay, not Mickey.
Cheeseburger: Anyway, why are te girls here?
Garden Hose:Well, we saw your commercial and we want a TV!
Cheeseburger: Nope, this...

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Saten Twist Adventures 7... Part 1

posted by Canada24

As promised.
This is Saten Twist's first centre story since episode 1..
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INSIDE A LOCAL BREWERY:
Saten: Fired!? Why am I fired!?
Boss pony: Cause te only been here a week, and te keep getting drunk on the samples.
Saten: Okay. Not gonna lie.. I 'might' be an acholalic.
Boss pony: *sarcastically* yeaaaah.. Kinda got that. Thanks for clarifying though.

Derpy (showing to be his neighbor, no different than in Filliydefia): Saten? Good giorno at the your job?
Saten: *sighs* te know what'll be nice. If I could come back,...

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Ponies On The Rails Episode 59 Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Coffee Crème "Frenchy" From Karina_Brony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NocturnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Also starring the Southern Pacific ponies.

Nikki West From Jade_23

Michael, Roger, Anthony, and Duke From Seanthehedgehog

Episode 59

The Race To Denver

Date: September 10, 1956
Location: Denver, Coltorado

A...

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Ponies On The Rails episode 58 part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Coffee Crème "Frenchy" From Karina_Brony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NocturnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Also starring the Southern Pacific ponies.

Nikki West From Jade_23

Michael, Roger, Anthony, and Duke From Seanthehedgehog

And introducing Ryan from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 58

Lying Is Bad

September 3, 1956
Location:...

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Ponies On The Rails Episode 56 Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Nikki, Anthony, and Roger arrived at Oden where Duke was. They were at the airport, and were looking at a map.

Nikki: What have y'all found so far?
Anthony: Well, da looking at these maps we have, we should be able to go north for five miles. Then, we'll find him.

So they went north.

Searching song: link

Roger: *Walking in front*
Anthony: *Looking at maps*
Nikki: *Following both stallions*
Roger: Water?
Nikki: *Throws water bottle to Roger
Roger: *Catches water bottle* Nice throw.
Nikki: How much longer of this search? I'm supposed to be enjoying my vacation, but I'm with you, going on a wild goose...

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Awesome pony pics

added by NocturnalMirage

Source: joyreactor

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The secondo Bob Newhart Fanfiction Part 8

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Bob, and Jerry were watching the football game on TV. The Fillydelphia Eagles were going against the St. Foalis Rams.

Jerry: This oughta be an interesting game.
Bob: Personally, I think St. Foalis is good with baseball, but not football.
Jerry: Hey, everypony has their own opinion.
Bob: Can I ask te a question?
Jerry: Yeah, but make it quick. I wanna watch the game.
Bob: I'm kind of surprised that te wanted to meet up at a zoo, because you're a fan of sports. I thought we'd meet up at a ballpark, o something like that.
Jerry: As much as I like sports, I thought the zoo would be a good spot...