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posted by SomeoneButNoone
"You guys are in serious shit"


SomeoneButNoone presents.


"Getting fucked da those mafia fuckers and in deep need of money daumn."



The new main project of Fan-fictions.



"But you're on good road gentelmans I have best info and as retired robber I klhave shit tons of money, but ciao I won't give te any"



The Heist.


"You will have to do it yourself."


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Old Warehouse
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??? - And so te can call me Friendly Info... FI in short aye.
Joel - Why are te helping us.
FI - You're only 20 so you're young, and I feel te will do a good job at robbery.
Jackson - mostra yourself and stop using radio te are pissing me off.
FI - I'm still superiore, in alto wanted and I don't want to mostra myself. We gonna meet on end of your journey to do my last grand heist in Canterlot. Now look inside the bags in front of you.
Damien - What the hell is that.
FI - An starter from me. 10K and Ak's. Buy fancy Suits ammo and orther things te need - drills and shit.
Jeremy - What with those masks.
FI - Your legacy. te will be known for those skull masks. Now hurry up gear up time to hit something.
Jackson - Why are we doing it.
Damien - Where te want to get money from... Because your work as floor sweeper won't pay the debt for saving your life fucking idiot.
Joel - stop fighting...
Jeremy - we are in one team now... Let's go.


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On road
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FI - So let's brief te in. te are getting support from air from my fam. He will snipe any fucker trying to stop your escape car. We are hitting small bank for starters. Maybe it's waste of time for money but they got alot of oro recently that is on move, we have only one chance of shaping it. Here is plan : Two of te will hold the fucking crowd, turn off the cameras, don't let anyone press alarm button, put up drill to the main volta, vault and get inside, in volta, vault explode the titanium volta, vault and get the gold, anything else te are getting for yourself if te want we are not here for money. In the end burn the security room to destroy tapes. Now go tick tock before SWAT come to get the gold.


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Ponyville Bank
Action - start
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*Damien and Jackson enters main room with masks on*
Damien - *shoots guard* EVERYONR ON THE FUCKING GROUND!
Jackson - Noone sposta o we gonna blast your head off.
FI - Oh forgot to mention it's not +18 movie killing civilians need to be cleaned so don't shoot to them te can knock them out tho. Keep em safe.
Joel - *enters security room and shoots security in head* room clear.
Jeremy - *sets up drill* I guess it works...
FI - Good Good guys keep going.
pony - *outside bank* Hm *sees Damien* oh shit *calls police*
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*5 minuti later*
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FI - Fuck guys they are sending Police Assault on your culo speed up for fuck sake.
Jeremy - I cant speed up the drill.
Sniper - I'll stop em.
Damien - For fuck sake... You, te and te with kid go with me *goes to volta, vault hallway*
Joel - Yo what the fuck.
Damien - Keep em hostages.
Jackson - Shit... First time...
Jeremy - Yo drill ended! *enters volta, vault and starts to pack money*
Joel - Let's go! *puts explosive charges on vault*
*fault burst open*
Damien - Wooohooo *bags gold*
Jeremy - That's it about 2K.
FI - told te small bank. Tho you're not ready for big shit.
Damien - Let's go to the furgone, van come on!
FI - Nice te go out - SWAT go in. Good job guys.
Jeremy - Easy money laaads.
Joel - I never knew it will be that easy...



T.B.C
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: facebook, EQD
posted by SomeoneButNoone
Episode 8

New Day.
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Canterlot castello Hallway
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Crimson - I tell te this maid is into me!
Shadowknight - Like every mare in castello eh?
Crimson - Come on boss its not like that...
Shadowknight - *yawns* nothing much happening now...
Crimson - Last time we had this attack what half a anno ago.
Shadowknight - Now its all calm...
Crimson - heee heee heee and wich one te take eh?
Shadowknight - Take? What.
Crimson - te know... te gonna go with smeraldo o maybe Lilly o te like young Pearl of perhaps old Queen eh?
Shadowknight - *blushes* That what te mean...
Crimson - Come on lad te can tell me.
Shadowknight...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
At a ranch between Cactus City, and the house arcobaleno Dash was at, arcobaleno Dash was tied up to a poll, and hanging three feet above the ground.

Cowboy Pony: *With seven other cowboy ponies* This mare is an Injun lover.
Rainbow Dash: Why can't te say Indian?
Cowboy Pony: I AM SAYING INJUN te PIECE OF SHIT!
Rainbow Dash: *Laughing*
Cowboy pony 3: She's laughing?
Cowboy pony 4: What the fuck are te laughing about?!
Rainbow Dash: Your friend just cracks me up.
Cowboy pony 6: Get the reverend. We're going to kill her now.

By the ranch, Flim, and Flam passed it.

Flim: Ah, wonderful, there's Rainbow...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song >>>> link

Taxi Ponies: *Driving taxi cabs to the station*

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From SeanTheHedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Railway Pony: *Driving freight train across a bridge going over the train tracks at the station.*
Metal Gloss: *Drives freight train under bridge*
Pony: *In the station, buying a ticket. As soon as he gets the ticket, he runs across the platform, and boards his train.*
Hawkeye: *Preparing train for departure*
Stylo: *Looking at orders on paper*
Hawkeye: *Blows horn twice*...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
It was a normal giorno in Ponyville with the sun shining, and everypony was feeling happy.

Song: link

Rainbow Dash: *Flying in the air at high speed* Woo hoo!!! *Clearing lots of clouds in the sky as she flies*

One of arcobaleno Dash's preferito things to do, besides flying, is clearing clouds. She loves to see a clear blue sky, with the sun shining brightly.

Rainbow Dash: *Kicks two più clouds* Perfect. The sky is the same shade of blue as me. Time for a break. *Flies down into the center of Ponyville, and sees Pinkie Pie, and Rarity* ciao Pinkie Pie, Rarity, I haven't seen te two in a while.

Song...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
successivo morning, Captain Jefferson was talking to his officers in the briefing room.

Captain Jefferson: We're getting reports from the State Troopers of two ponies killing officers for fun. They're currently in Ponyville, but they think the suspects might come towards us. These two guys are wanted da the State Troopers, both in this state, and in Pennsylvania. If they do mostra up here, we need to stop them quickly, before anypony gets hurt. We gotta be on our game.
Officers: Yes sir.
Captain Jefferson: That's what I like to hear. Get out there.
Officers: *Leaving*
Julia: Okay Red, it's your turn...
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added by NocturnalMirage
I DO NOT own this video.
video
Now, the rest of this story will take place in Equestria

Nazis: *Driving three truck on a road that goes along a cliff*
Sean: *Chasing the truck with his Corvette*
Rainbow Dash: *Driving her Challenger behind Sean*
Sean: Let's see what Tails did to our cars. *Hits a button*

The headlights popped up, and machine pistole were fired from inside the headlights

Nazis: *Getting shot. One truck falls off the cliff*
Rainbow Dash: My turn. *Hits a button, and grenade launchers appear on the front wheels*
Nazis: Was ist das?
Rainbow Dash: *Shoots two grenades, and blows up the trucks*
Sean: *Laughing* Nice...
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added by windwakerguy430
Source: Google
WindWaker was constant about me seeing this episode.

I did my best to see it.. But I've been low key lightweight casually kind of sick.

The heater to my Camper isn't working so I'm sleeping in the cold, because I have no free beds till my sister and brother return to school in Newfoundland..

So yeah.
When I say I've been low key lightweight casually kind of sick I mean I've been definitely TOTALLY fuckin sick.

But I did what I could, and watched the episode..

This is exactly what I excepted from a Diamond Tiera episode..
Despite all my jokes and mockery.
I always sensed a secret sadness in her.
(Fuckin...
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posted by Canada24
Afried I'm ending season 2 here.. Working on the 3rd season of Trevor Phillips series and deciding to focus my energy on that one..

Pinkie Pie is involved in the series, she became Trevor's 'pet pony'.

But Trevor turned her from cute Pinkie Pie., into the deranged Pinkamena (Cupcakes Pinkie)..

since I'm bring this us., here's best of "psycho pinkie" in the T. P. Series.

SEASON 1 EPISODE 5:

lazlo: Please don't kill me., (holds up Pinkie Pie) I'll give te my pet pony.

Michael: It'll take più than tha-

Trevor: I Amore IT! (Grabs her and despite being a mentally insane mass murderer, he hugs her like...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme Song: link

Master Sword: Come on Tom, let's go meet the others.
Tom: Right behind you.
Double Scoop: *Standing on strada, via corner*
Aina: *Runs out of her house*
Sunny: Hey, wait for me. *Flying in the middle of the street*
Saten Twist: *Polishing his chain saw, but stops to go meet the others*
Pleiades: *Arrives at corner*
Mortomis: *Standing successivo to Double Scoop*
Tom: più ponies!!
Snow Wonder: *Arrives in a brand new Corvette*
Cosmic Rainbow: *Flies from the clouds*
Heartsong: *Climbs out of a manhole*
Annie: *Arrives on a bicycle*
Blaze: *Flies out of a house window, and lands successivo to...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Blooper time.

Audience: *Cheering, and clapping*

Blooper song: link

Twilight: *Enters the human world with Spike*
Spike: What happened to us?
Twilight: *Talks in her normal voice* I don't know.... wait a second. I NO LONGER HAVE THE- *Coughs, and falls down*
Spike: Cut.
Director: te don't make the decisions!
Audience: *Laughing*

Take 2

Twilight: *Enters the human world with Spike*
Spike: What happened to us?
Twilight: *Talks in her black man's voice* I don't know.... Hey, I thought I was supposed to get my normal voice back!
Audience: *Laughing*

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Tom: *Goes on his laptop* Okay, give me a...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Our cast for this Celebrity Jeopardy skit is

Saten Twist - Alex Trebek (He wears a white wig, a fake white mustache, and his cutie mark has been changed to a game mostra wheel.)
Sean the hedgehog as himself (He's a famous war hero.)
Bulk Biceps as Adele
and Fancy Pants as Keanu Reeves

Alex: Welcome back to Celebrity Jeopardy. It's been an exciting first round, now let's take a look at the scores. Sean the hedgehog has set a new Jeopardy record with negative $235,000.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: Suck on it Trebek.
Audience: *Cheering*
Sean: Suck it long, and suck it hard.
Audience: *Clapping* Woo...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Tom: Well, we hope te enjoyed this episode, because now, it's time for the bloopers.
Audience: *Clapping*

Blooper song: link

Frank & Wilson: We already did the intro!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Matt: Well, considering the fact that I'm blind, I'm going to throw this laptop away. *Throws it at a taxi*
Taxi Pony: Hey, you're gonna pay for that!
Audience: *Laughing*

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Matt: This is getting too random. *Climbs into Gordon's cab* Okay random talking train that I can't see because I'm blind, take me home.
Audience: *Laughing*
Gordon: Uh, I'm not even on the train tracks.
Matt: Now te tell me.
Audience:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song >>>> link

Taxi Ponies: *Driving taxi cabs to the station*

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Railway Pony: *Driving freight train across a bridge going over the train tracks at the station.*
Metal Gloss: *Drives freight train under bridge*
Pony: *In the station, buying a ticket. As soon as he gets the ticket, he runs across the platform, and boards his train.*
Hawkeye: *Preparing train for departure*
Stylo: *Looking at orders on paper*
Hawkeye:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Princess Celestia

Starring Celestia, Luna, Twilight, and Derpy as theirselves
Blaze as Jonathan (For this skit, he's bald.)
Cosmic arcobaleno as Chrysler (For this skit, he has a mustache.)
Mortomis as Bryan
Saten Twist as Timothy
Double Scoop as Skeletor
Master Sword as Harry
Sophie Shimmer as Alexis
Astrel Sky as Jenny

Celestia was sitting at her scrivania, reception when Derpy appeared.

Derpy: I'd like to inform te about something important. You're sitting at a desk.
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: Yes I can see that te cross-eyed freak. I f***ing hate you. The news te give me, is stupid. Last week te informed...
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