The Heist : Episode 2 - My Little pony - L'amicizia è magica - fanpop

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posted by SomeoneButNoone

Damien - Hahaha... Easy money *drinks wine*
Jackson - Too easy.
Joel - Hehehe.
Jeremy - Ahh good to do this for some reason.
FI - te idiots forgot to burn security and now you're famous around Ponyville. Soon te will be infamous around Equestria. te slept well? I don't care. Get ready we need più money and today is special occasion.

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On Road
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FI - Road F-23 Got closed because of someone going this way. Today we don't do a Heist. We're kidnapping princess Twilight Sparkle. We must get her before she gets to Canterlot. But we can't get her in Ponyville. So we hit her mid road. Exploding rails and stopping train on the bridge. Get in - get her - blow the bridge say goodbye to the train. Sounds easy and IS easy. Foolishly she didn't want alot of security and now she gonna be fucked da Skull Gang!
Damien - Skull Gang?
FI - Name dato to te da news... Kinda catchy.

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Railroad F.
Action - Start
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Jeremy - Come on... Stop stop...
*train stops*
Damien - Yo what is this shit! Titanium doors o what?
FI - Oh shit... Kill Guards around... We gonna drop te explosives. Oh shi- OH SHIT! Get ready for heavy impact with special forces!
*13 minuti of fight with Police*
FI - They are retreating units for più power in successivo assault use this time.
Pilot - 2 minuti and I'm there.
Damien - Damn... Yo Joel why te hesitate to kill!
Joel - I... Never done that OK... Fuck what a mess... *vomits*
Jackson - Shit dude...
Jeremy - *sits on rock* I don't wanna die man...
Pilot - dropping c4 in bags.
Jeremy - *takes c4 and puts it on doors*
FI - There was no info about those doors... Yo they are sending army on your culo speed up gang.
Jeremy - Alright *detonate C4*
Twilight - *screams*
Damien - Get her!

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Hideout.
19:00
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Damien - Police gone quiet...
Jeremy - *looks on Twilight* cute face... I wonder what guy that we sell te to gonna do to it...
Twilight - Go to hell...
Joel - shit...
Twilight - Why te do this...
Damien - We need money little princess...
Joel - Alright everyone to sleep, and I see Noone here in middle of night near her. We sleep toomorow at 23:00 we have transaction in docks...
Damien - Yes sir.

T.B.C

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Ponies On The Rails Episode 115 Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme song >>>> link

Taxi Ponies: *Driving taxi cabs to the station*

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From SeanTheHedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Railway Pony: *Driving freight train across a bridge going over the train tracks at the station.*
Metal Gloss: *Drives freight train under bridge*
Pony: *In the station, buying a ticket. As soon as he gets the ticket, he runs across the platform, and boards his train.*
Hawkeye: *Preparing train for departure*
Stylo: *Looking at orders on paper*
Hawkeye: *Blows horn twice*...

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Gran Turismo Episode 9 Part 4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Aqua Marine was sitting inside a building, in front of a new desk, when Blue Fedora walked up to her.

Aqua: I trust te got the weapons out of the car.
Blue Fedora: What do te think was in those bags I teleported into my grip when we flew out of that car? Of course I have the weapons.
Aqua: We're going to make another visit in Canterlot, to find più weapons. In the meantime, lay low in here.
Blue Fedora: Sure, I can do that. Or, I have a better idea. How about, I teleport into a city far away from here, and actually enjoy myself?
Aqua: What about me? We're in this together.
Blue Fedora: I'll come...

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Gran Turismo Episode 9 Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Tim, and Julia returned to the police station with Dan, Andy, and Mercedes in their cars. Captain Jefferson wanted a word with Dan, and his two partners.

Captain Jefferson: Dan, a moment with you, and your partners?
Dan: Yes Captain.
Captain: Tim, I'll talk to you, and your partner later. For now, wait in the briefing room.
Tim: Sure thing. *Goes with Julia*
Dan: *Enters Captain Jefferson's office with the Captain, Andy, and Mercedes* What is it te want to talk about Captain?
Captain Jefferson: That chase te had with the two ponies in the Buick. Now I understand, te were trying to stop them, but...

te re my sunshine

added by Tunder2510

We need to go

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My Little Pony: Zombies Part 15

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Round 16 is beginning.

Pinkie Pie: *Runs to the Jugger-nog, and buys one*
Rainbow Dash: *Plants two claymores in the theater*
Pinkie Pie: *Drinks her Jugger-nog* Yes. He sounds like a sweet little specimen.
Twilight: *Shoots three zombies* I take great preasure in ending you.
Rainbow Dash: *Shoots four zombies, and tries to buy a gun from the Mystery Box, but she doesn't have enough points* Can't roll the bet if I can't place the dice!!
Twilight: Step aside, and ret somepony with enough money use this. *Spends 950 points on the mystery box*

A teddy orso appeared

Teddy Bear: *Giggling as it starts...

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My Little Pony: Zombies Part 9

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Round 10 is beginning

Rainbow Dash: *Buys a jugger-nog, and drinks it. Once it's empty, she throws the glass bottle onto a zombie which kills it, giving her 300 points* Reach for me boys. If you're not a zombie. *Runs back to the group*
Applejack: *Looking at the Quick Revive machine* arcobaleno Dash says that tastes bad.
Twilight: But she hasn't even tried it.
Applejack: te don't have to try it. Looks at what it says in the nutrition facts.
Twilight: *Reading the nutrition facts* This drink is fermented hair dipped in cat piss.
Applejack: *Buys the Quick Revive, and drinks it* I think arcobaleno is...

Ponies On The Rails Episode 113 Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Date: January 31, 1963
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming
Time: 8:00 PM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Hawkeye was now walking to the station.

Hawkeye: *Can't open the front door* It's locked. Oh well. *Kicks the windows on the doors* Now there has to be someway to unlock this. *Reaching for the lock, and gets it* There we go. *Opens the door*

At his house.

Metal Gloss: Where do te think he could be?
Mirage: All over Cheyenne.
Pete: We'll diviso, spalato up. Metal Gloss, and Stylo, cerca the station. Snowflake, Dan, and Mirage, te cerca the train yard. The rest of you, come with me. We're going to look around the streets...

Gran Turismo Episode 8 Part 6

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Song: link

Richard entered a town called Kingwood. The pony in the Nissan was still following him.

Richard: *Sees a red light in front of him, and starts to slow down*
Pony 94: *Stops behind Richard*
Richard: *Drives when the light turns green*
Pony 94: *Turning left*

Following Richard this time was a pony in a green cobalt.

Pony 68: *Staying close behind Richard's car*
Richard: *Passes the state police building*
Pony 68: Passing a small intersection*
Richard: *Reaches another intersection, and turns left*
Pony 68: *Goes straight*
Pony 76: *In a Honda Odyssey. From the opposite direction, he turns right...

Awesome pony pics

added by NocturnalMirage

Source: EQD, joyreactor

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Project VOID Episode 3

posted by SomeoneButNoone

Sunshine - *sigh* It's tournament already after my Lost to a noob 6 weeks ago... Uhhhh... I don't feel like I will win.
Blackcrow - This guy is weird...
Sunshine - B-blackcrow H-hi.
Blackcrow - And here I am racing him... He is OP at dog-fighting yet he is racing. Something is wrong.
Sunshine - Maybe... He don't want to hurt Ponies?
Blackcrow - Whatever it is I'm taking him down in racing.
Sunshine - *mumbles* so cool.

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Racing arena
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Announcer - Weeeeeelcome everyone on first match and the most might one the #3 elite in our school, elite of elites will be racing with infamous for his won dog-fighting...

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Gran Turismo Episode 6 Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Later on at the station, Tim, and Julia went to Captain Jefferson's office to talk to him.

Tim: *Opens the door* Captain, te got a minute?
Captain Jefferson: te must be a mind reader, I was just about to call te down here.
Julia: What did te want to talk to us about?
Captain Jefferson: Actually Julia, I need te to go into the briefing room, and make sure it's clean for my arrival. Okay?
Julia: Okay. *Walks away*
Tim: What was that all about Captain?
Captain Jefferson: Close the door Tim.
Tim: *Closes the door*
Captain Jefferson: te know that Julia is sensitive, and doesn't like to be...

The Incredible Hedgehog In Ponyville 3 Part 9

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Sean freed his cousin from the rope, and got him back onto the boat.

Sonic: Thanks for coming to save me.
Sean: It was no trouble at all. I sent Knuckles, and Charmy to get us some boats for our escape. I hope they get here soon.
Rainbow Dash: *Returns* I think I killed Twilight.
Sean: What happened?
Rainbow Dash: She appeared when we were planting the bombs, and I shot her, and she fell a few hundred feet.
Sean: Where is Vector, and Mighty?
Vector: *Arrives with Mighty* Right here.
Mighty: We planted all of the charges.
Sean: Alright, let's go wait at the back of the boat. *Walks with his friends*...

The Incredible Hedgehog In Ponyville 3 Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

A short time fa in a world full of cartoon ponies

Theme song: link

HEDGEHOG IN PONYVILLE

Episode 3

The First Episode In This Franchise To Have A Title

Doctor Eggman has survived crashing his airplane, and so did Twilight Sparkle. The same cannot be detto for Metal Sonic. Now Eggman, and Twilight must work together to formulate a plan on how to destroy the pony Alliance.

With Princess Celestia and Luna gone, arcobaleno Dash has been asked to take over their position, and is now the new princess of Equestria. She will do what she can to find the murderer of the two former princesses, but will be shocked...

Gran Turismo Episode 2 Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Red was driving the police car with Julia sitting successivo to her.

Red: *Turns right, and crosses the railroad tracks. Then she drives under the highway*
Mare: *Running towards them*
Julia: Pull over, and let's see what she wants.
Red: *Pulls over behind a FedEx van*
Mare: te two officers gotta help me. An arancia, arancio unicorn ha rubato, stola my Porsche.

Song: link

Tim: *Driving northbound passing a police station, and a hospital*
Dispatch: GT12, be on the lookout for a stolen vehicle. Your target is a Porsche 918 Spyder.

A picture of this car appeared on Tim's front window

Toby: GT12, responding.
Tim: *Turns...

Ponies On The Rails Episode 104 Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Date: December 23, 1960
Location: Denver, Coltorado
Time: 8:33 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Railroad pony 34: *Watching the tree*
Railroad pony 30: *Also watching the tree* te know when the train gets here?
Railroad pony 34: Ten O' Clock.
Railroad pony 30: And those gangsters aren't around, right?
Railroad pony 34: Let's hope not, otherwise this won't be a very merry Christmas.
Hawkeye: *Narrating* Now this isn't the part where everything is great, that's coming up later. This part is più action packed than I was hoping for.
Stylo: *Driving the train* How much longer until we get to Denver?
Hawkeye:...

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Saten Twisst Adventures S3E2 Part 4

posted by Canada24

Trixie: (finishes a perfamance).

Audience: (cheers).

Felix: (despite cheering) I've seen better.

Carrot Top: (clapping) I can't believe I wrasted nine dollars on this.

BonBon: I liked her hat.

Saten: Great performance honey.

Trixie: Thanks.. I'm glad te enjoyed it.

Saten: Well of coarse I di-

GoldenGrape: (to Trixie) ciao good performance.. And nice melons.

Saten: Hey! Just wait a minu-

Trixie: (holding water melons) Saten I'm holding melons.

Saten: Oh.. Sorry.

GoldenGrape: It's okay... (pervertly) Trixie's hot!

Saten: (angrily) Okay that's it! (tries to run after him but Tixie holds him back).

GoldnGrape: (runs away) Still worth it!

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Saten Twist: S3E2 part 3

posted by Canada24

Twilight:: [gasps] It's our old science lab! I have so many great memories of this place!Minuette: [giggles] Remember when limone Hearts got her head stuck in that beaker?Twinkleshine, Minuette and limone Hearts: [giggling][fillies giggling]

FLASHBACK:

Young Twilight: But according to this book, you're supposed to add the sodium chloride first.

Young Moon Dancer: I read ahead, and to make a proper salt lick, te need to add the molasses first.

Young Twilight: (snobbishly) Well, I read ahead too, Moon Dancer, and I'm sure it detto sodium chloride first.

Young Moon Dancer: [dryly] Oh. I've got the wrong...

The Train Part 17

posted by Seanthehedgehog

A gru finally arrived, and the pony operating it was lifting one of the engines off the track. A Major was ordering him what to do.

Major Herren: Ready?! Pick it up!
German pony 88: *Lifting the engine slowly*
Major Herren: *Walks to the left, and finds a spot near the track that is occupied da nothing* Put it on it's side over there.
Colonel Von Waldheim: Major!! *Walks toward him with two ponies behind him* Can't te sposta any faster?!
Major Herren: This is a hell of a mess Colonel! We're doing the best we can!
Colonel Von Waldheim: I asked for two cranes!
Major Herren: *Walks toward him*...

Grand Theft Ponies 3 Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Song: link

It was a beautiful giorno in Manehattan as the sun rose, and-

Gordon: This is the wrong intro! This is the intro for Die Hard With A Vengeance! TURN EVERYTHING OFF!!!! *Waits for everything to turn off. After that, he calms down* Now, we're going to mostra te the real intro for this fanfic.

Song(Start it at 0:09): link

San Franciscolt 1995

Mexicans: *Driving a black Flim Decade at high speed passing lots of cars*
Ponies: *Watching the Mexicans pass him*
Mexicans: *Crossing the baia Bridge*

SeanTheHedgehog Presents

Mexicans: *Loading their assault rifles and pistols*

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