The Heist : Episode 2 - My Little pony - L'amicizia è magica - fanpop

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posted by SomeoneButNoone

Damien - Hahaha... Easy money *drinks wine*
Jackson - Too easy.
Joel - Hehehe.
Jeremy - Ahh good to do this for some reason.
FI - te idiots forgot to burn security and now you're famous around Ponyville. Soon te will be infamous around Equestria. te slept well? I don't care. Get ready we need più money and today is special occasion.

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On Road
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FI - Road F-23 Got closed because of someone going this way. Today we don't do a Heist. We're kidnapping princess Twilight Sparkle. We must get her before she gets to Canterlot. But we can't get her in Ponyville. So we hit her mid road. Exploding rails and stopping train on the bridge. Get in - get her - blow the bridge say goodbye to the train. Sounds easy and IS easy. Foolishly she didn't want alot of security and now she gonna be fucked da Skull Gang!
Damien - Skull Gang?
FI - Name dato to te da news... Kinda catchy.

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Railroad F.
Action - Start
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Jeremy - Come on... Stop stop...
*train stops*
Damien - Yo what is this shit! Titanium doors o what?
FI - Oh shit... Kill Guards around... We gonna drop te explosives. Oh shi- OH SHIT! Get ready for heavy impact with special forces!
*13 minuti of fight with Police*
FI - They are retreating units for più power in successivo assault use this time.
Pilot - 2 minuti and I'm there.
Damien - Damn... Yo Joel why te hesitate to kill!
Joel - I... Never done that OK... Fuck what a mess... *vomits*
Jackson - Shit dude...
Jeremy - *sits on rock* I don't wanna die man...
Pilot - dropping c4 in bags.
Jeremy - *takes c4 and puts it on doors*
FI - There was no info about those doors... Yo they are sending army on your culo speed up gang.
Jeremy - Alright *detonate C4*
Twilight - *screams*
Damien - Get her!

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Hideout.
19:00
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Damien - Police gone quiet...
Jeremy - *looks on Twilight* cute face... I wonder what guy that we sell te to gonna do to it...
Twilight - Go to hell...
Joel - shit...
Twilight - Why te do this...
Damien - We need money little princess...
Joel - Alright everyone to sleep, and I see Noone here in middle of night near her. We sleep toomorow at 23:00 we have transaction in docks...
Damien - Yes sir.

T.B.C

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Saten Twist Adventures 9... Part 2

posted by Canada24

SEVERAL DAYS LATER:

Guard: te must of been counting your blessings Chimney. te made bail.

Patrol board member: Do te believe, in your best judgment, that te have been rehabilitated?
Chimney Sheep: Rehabilitated? It's just a stupid, made-up word, so boys like te can sit behind a desk, wear a fancy suit, and feel important. You're a jerk, and I had sex with your mother last night. And I swear to God, te let me outta here, first thing I'm gonna do is kill again!
Patrol board member: (approves him for bail)

Chimney: Well. Thanks for bailing me out te two.
Derpy: No problem.
Chimney: Shit Derpy....

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Saten Twist Adventures 8... Part 6

posted by Canada24

Saten Twist and the girls finally found and rescued the princess's.

Luna: And who's this?
Saten: I'm Saten Twist.. And your prettier in person.
Luna: Well.. Thank you. But please don't get to close, te have bad breath. And a creepy look to you.
Saten: Well.. te could of just as easily thanked me for saving your 'royal a-
Celestia and Twilight: (desperately tries to change the subject)
Saten: (still to Luna) Bitch!
Celestia: (desperetly changing subject) So.. I hope everything's been alright.
Twi: Depends on how well our Ditto was able to handle, controlling Canterlot joining my absence.
Luna: Oh....

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The Adventures of Garden Hose & Friends Episode 1

posted by TotalDramaFan60

It was a nice giorno in Garden's Abode...
Garden Hose: Amber, is there anything on TV?
Amber: Nope. Not what I see.
Winter Chill (on TV): Want an awesome TV with awesome channels?
Pen Kill: Well, then come on done to "Cheeseburger's TV Shop"
Amber: That looks cool!
Garden Hose: Let's go!
Garden & Amber hopped into the car and went to Cheeseburger's.
Cheeseburger: Hiya! I'm Cheeseburger!
Amber: te sound a lot like Mickey Mouse.
Cheeseburger:Shut up.
Amber: Oh, okay, not Mickey.
Cheeseburger: Anyway, why are te girls here?
Garden Hose:Well, we saw your commercial and we want a TV!
Cheeseburger: Nope, this...

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Saten Twist Adventures 7... Part 1

posted by Canada24

As promised.
This is Saten Twist's first centre story since episode 1..
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INSIDE A LOCAL BREWERY:
Saten: Fired!? Why am I fired!?
Boss pony: Cause te only been here a week, and te keep getting drunk on the samples.
Saten: Okay. Not gonna lie.. I 'might' be an acholalic.
Boss pony: *sarcastically* yeaaaah.. Kinda got that. Thanks for clarifying though.

Derpy (showing to be his neighbor, no different than in Filliydefia): Saten? Good giorno at the your job?
Saten: *sighs* te know what'll be nice. If I could come back,...

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Ponies On The Rails Episode 59 Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Coffee Crème "Frenchy" From Karina_Brony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NocturnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Also starring the Southern Pacific ponies.

Nikki West From Jade_23

Michael, Roger, Anthony, and Duke From Seanthehedgehog

Episode 59

The Race To Denver

Date: September 10, 1956
Location: Denver, Coltorado

A...

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Ponies On The Rails episode 58 part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Coffee Crème "Frenchy" From Karina_Brony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NocturnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Also starring the Southern Pacific ponies.

Nikki West From Jade_23

Michael, Roger, Anthony, and Duke From Seanthehedgehog

And introducing Ryan from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 58

Lying Is Bad

September 3, 1956
Location:...

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Ponies On The Rails Episode 56 Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Nikki, Anthony, and Roger arrived at Oden where Duke was. They were at the airport, and were looking at a map.

Nikki: What have y'all found so far?
Anthony: Well, da looking at these maps we have, we should be able to go north for five miles. Then, we'll find him.

So they went north.

Searching song: link

Roger: *Walking in front*
Anthony: *Looking at maps*
Nikki: *Following both stallions*
Roger: Water?
Nikki: *Throws water bottle to Roger
Roger: *Catches water bottle* Nice throw.
Nikki: How much longer of this search? I'm supposed to be enjoying my vacation, but I'm with you, going on a wild goose...

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The secondo Bob Newhart Fanfiction Part 8

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Bob, and Jerry were watching the football game on TV. The Fillydelphia Eagles were going against the St. Foalis Rams.

Jerry: This oughta be an interesting game.
Bob: Personally, I think St. Foalis is good with baseball, but not football.
Jerry: Hey, everypony has their own opinion.
Bob: Can I ask te a question?
Jerry: Yeah, but make it quick. I wanna watch the game.
Bob: I'm kind of surprised that te wanted to meet up at a zoo, because you're a fan of sports. I thought we'd meet up at a ballpark, o something like that.
Jerry: As much as I like sports, I thought the zoo would be a good spot...

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bottiglione, bottiglione, magnum Force Part 14

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Lieutenant Briggs was walking down a hallway in police headquarters. The captain was following him.

Briggs: *Opens door to doctor's office*
Doctor: Hello te two, what can I help te with?
Briggs: We wanna talk to Harry. How is he?
Doctor: Well, I could open up his wound, and let his brains go all over your hooves.
Captain: Alright now, we don't need a doctor with that kind of attitude.
Doctor: Sorry captain.
Harry: *Looks up at Briggs*
Briggs: It was supposed to be a simple arrest. However, te decided to get reckless, kill Frank, and his entire gang.
Harry: You're blaming me for all the murders?...

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Hedgehog In Ponyville: Episode 8 part 2/2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Previously, we killed some people holding Princess Cadence hostage. Shortly after arcobaleno Dash's arrival, we turned back to normal.

Sean: Our disguises are gone. Cadence, do te know any spells to make us look like one of them?
Cadence: No I don't.
Sean: Alright. *gets map of castle* We've got a lot of ammo, explosives, and we need to create a lot of confusion if we're getting out of here alive.
Rainbow Dash: What should we do?
Sean: Dash, I want te to place some explosives in this room, most of them should go da the door, for when the enemy tries to open them, they'll die.
Shredder: There's...

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Awesome pony pics

added by NocturnalMirage

Source: original owners, EQD, joyreactor

Awesome pony pics

added by NocturnalMirage

Source: original owners, EQD

Awesome pony pics

added by NocturnalMirage

Source: original owners, EQD, tumblr, joyreactor

Awesome pony pics

added by NocturnalMirage

Source: original owners, EQD, tumblr, joyreactor

Awesome pony pics

added by NocturnalMirage

Source: original owners, EQD, tumblr, Google immagini

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Chapter 12

posted by Canada24

Having won the battle, our Heroes regrouped.

Rover was still tied up, flopping like a pesce as he was a trying to escape.

"Shut up!" Rarity growled, as he kept moaning.

"This isn't over Mrs Rarity!" Rover threatened.

"Yeah, well. Till then.. I'll just be taking my sister and going" Rarity detto slyly.

Rover growled as he continued looking for something sharp enough to free himself.

Rarity found and untied, cute little Sweetie Belle, before passionately hugging her.

Everyone was leaving.

But they were a bit slower, due to having to keep waiting for Ditto to catch up, due to his hoof injury, making him...

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Creepy ponies chapter 2

posted by flippy_fan210

Ben was walking the streets of Ponyville with Rarity. They were searching for Jeff and Jack. The più he walked the più trouble he could see Jeff potentially getting into. Vegetable carts to knock over, innocents to slaughter, there was even a gray pegasus that had crossed eyes that Ben was 99% sure wouldn't survive a secondo after being seen da Jeff.

"What did te say your Friends looked like?" Rarity asked.

"One has a white hoodie and black hair. The other has a black hoodie and brown hair with a blue mask." Ben described them in as little detail as possible, as not to disturb Rarity. Plus,...