The Heist : Episode 5 - My Little pony - L'amicizia è magica - fanpop

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posted by SomeoneButNoone

FI - Gentelmans we will sposta onto bigger shit from now.

ora : 06:28

FI - My old informator need help, his name is Dimitri, he have Russian Mob on territories of Ponyville and Canterlot, we are doing job for him.

Location : Canterlot

FI - Some Ponies started stealing his cocaine and use it in their little ghetto. Dimitri want te to "pay them a visit" and take what his. He will reward us with money. He trusts us so don't screw it up. No police - only te and junkies. Easy right? And it gives us enterance into Canterlot affairs.

Action Start

*Van appears at ghetto*
Junkie - What the hell.. Cops o what *keeps hoof at gun*
Joel - wait... Now.
Damien - *opens doors and aims at civilians* On the grounds fucking trash.
Junkie - *points gun at Damien*
Joel - *blows his head with shotgun*
Damien - Anyone else gonna try to fight us? On the grounds te degenerates!
*everyone got on ground*
Steven - it's this destroyed building. Let's go *breaks lock*
FI - Those guys are possibly high as fuck. Shoot about 5 of them and leave rest be - scare them.
Damien - *shoots at Ponies* Woooo hooooo!
Joel - That's a warning.
pony - Yo why why us.
Steven - That's for stealing from Dimitri *KO's one of them*
Damien - Pack the cocaine fast.
-5 minuti later-
Damien - *close furgone, van doors* Nicley done.

FI - OK guys fresh info from Dimitri listien to this tape.

Dimitri - Good giorno my underlings. I want to make a deal. I will pay the whole debt te are in if te gonna do jobs for me. They won't take long and te will bring me millions to offshore account. te guys are good so I want to follow up on it. Firstly I want te to be my watchman's for money delivery. After that we will work out what te can do. I hope te will accept the payment in debt paying. For to-hoof payment te can take anything te want from places I send te - Jewellery, Money o even drugs and weapons. Be creative. Oh and Canterlot is mainly my city don't try to steal from my shit. But I hope Ja- I mean Friendly Info will tell te what's mine and what te can steal. I hope it's a start of great co-operation.

TBC

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A Canterlot Wedding - Review

posted by StarWarsFan7

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