Fluttershy: All servants of Queen Chrysalis found in these woods must be... destroyed!
Twilight: Wait! We're not changelings! Me and Saten are ponies! (points at Spike) And he's a dragon!
Pinkie: A likely story! Do something dragonish!
Spike: [belches]
Pinkie: [wheezes] That works..
Fluttershy: The servants of Chrysalis will do ANYTHING to save their evil skins!
Zecora: Stop! If they are changelings we'll soon see. Though I think they're not what they appear to be.
Saten: (groans) Oh god, not HER again.
Twilight: (shushes him)
Saten: (groans annoyedly)
Twilight: Zecora! Please, te have to listen.
Zecora: (ignores her) Beneath this salve, no changeling hides, for it reveals the truth inside.
Pinkie: What does it mean?
Zecora: The meaning is far worse, I see, for it is we who should not be.
Twilight: I think I can explain.
Zecora: I'm sure te can, but let's not talk here. Chrysalis and her army will soon draw near!
Saten: te mean that giant bug lady, who was strangely kinda hot?
Twilight: Is that any girl that te DON'T find hot!?
Saten: ... Granny Smith, maybe
Zecora: Uhhh, anyway.. The changelings took over not long ago. Though I'll wager in your world that isn't so.
Twilight: Chrysalis and her army tried to take over Canterlot, but my Friends and I stopped her.
Zecora: Those Friends as te know them are not here
Twilight: Wait! We're not changelings! Me and Saten are ponies! (points at Spike) And he's a dragon!
Pinkie: A likely story! Do something dragonish!
Spike: [belches]
Pinkie: [wheezes] That works..
Fluttershy: The servants of Chrysalis will do ANYTHING to save their evil skins!
Zecora: Stop! If they are changelings we'll soon see. Though I think they're not what they appear to be.
Saten: (groans) Oh god, not HER again.
Twilight: (shushes him)
Saten: (groans annoyedly)
Twilight: Zecora! Please, te have to listen.
Zecora: (ignores her) Beneath this salve, no changeling hides, for it reveals the truth inside.
Pinkie: What does it mean?
Zecora: The meaning is far worse, I see, for it is we who should not be.
Twilight: I think I can explain.
Zecora: I'm sure te can, but let's not talk here. Chrysalis and her army will soon draw near!
Saten: te mean that giant bug lady, who was strangely kinda hot?
Twilight: Is that any girl that te DON'T find hot!?
Saten: ... Granny Smith, maybe
Zecora: Uhhh, anyway.. The changelings took over not long ago. Though I'll wager in your world that isn't so.
Twilight: Chrysalis and her army tried to take over Canterlot, but my Friends and I stopped her.
Zecora: Those Friends as te know them are not here
Master Sword is still driving the police car, Saten is now in the passinager seat.
Saten: I still can't believe te pulled this off dude.. And now your even speeding.
Master Sword: Yeah wel-
Radio: Car 53, we're te heading in such a hurry?
Master Sword: zoh shit that's us.. Uhhh... There's uh., bank robbery.
Radio: There's a bank robbery!?
Master Sword: Yes, we're.. We're heading their now! (turns on the Sirons and starts speeding).
Saten: Dude, we're are te going!?
Master Sword: Didn't te hear! Theirs a bank robbery!
Saten: What!? No theirs not-
Master Sword: PROTECT AND SERVE MOTHER FU-
SOON AFTER:
Suddenly the car Master Sword burst into the detto bank.
TO BE CONTINUED
Saten: I still can't believe te pulled this off dude.. And now your even speeding.
Master Sword: Yeah wel-
Radio: Car 53, we're te heading in such a hurry?
Master Sword: zoh shit that's us.. Uhhh... There's uh., bank robbery.
Radio: There's a bank robbery!?
Master Sword: Yes, we're.. We're heading their now! (turns on the Sirons and starts speeding).
Saten: Dude, we're are te going!?
Master Sword: Didn't te hear! Theirs a bank robbery!
Saten: What!? No theirs not-
Master Sword: PROTECT AND SERVE MOTHER FU-
SOON AFTER:
Suddenly the car Master Sword burst into the detto bank.
TO BE CONTINUED
COURTROOM:
Judge: Alright do to 29 secret voti from Shining Armor. Thank te Shining Armor.. Mrs Pie has been sentenced to the DEATH PENALTY. (pounds hammer).
Pinkie: (completely horrified and her mouth wide open).
Shining Armor: (sadistically) See, it's outta my hands.
LATER:
Pinkamena: (being strapped to an electric chair).
Ditto: Okay Pinkamena.. For 218 accounts of murder... And other crimes that seem minor compared to 218 accounts of murder., electricity will be passed though your body until dead... Any last words?
Pinkamena: I, I know Gesù has forgiven me..
Ditto: ... Your joking right?
Pinkamena: (sniffs tearfully) No!
Ditto: (pulls the switch).
However, everyone forgot to wet sponge and Pinkamena dies an unnaturally painful and grousome death, to the point her head literary explodes.
Ditto: ... I suddenly want BBQ, dose anybody else BBQ?
THE END
Judge: Alright do to 29 secret voti from Shining Armor. Thank te Shining Armor.. Mrs Pie has been sentenced to the DEATH PENALTY. (pounds hammer).
Pinkie: (completely horrified and her mouth wide open).
Shining Armor: (sadistically) See, it's outta my hands.
LATER:
Pinkamena: (being strapped to an electric chair).
Ditto: Okay Pinkamena.. For 218 accounts of murder... And other crimes that seem minor compared to 218 accounts of murder., electricity will be passed though your body until dead... Any last words?
Pinkamena: I, I know Gesù has forgiven me..
Ditto: ... Your joking right?
Pinkamena: (sniffs tearfully) No!
Ditto: (pulls the switch).
However, everyone forgot to wet sponge and Pinkamena dies an unnaturally painful and grousome death, to the point her head literary explodes.
Ditto: ... I suddenly want BBQ, dose anybody else BBQ?
THE END
Rarity after spilling mud on AppleJack's dress and finlky snapped out her attempts of impressing Trenderhoof da behaving like AppleaJack.
This got even worse for Rarity when she realised it was actually Rarity's own dress, and ran to clean it.
Saten awkwardly approached AppleJack. "That's uhh.. A lovely outfit" Saten detto nervously.
"Well.. Thanks. I was only wearing it to snap Rarity out of annoying state.. It's kinda itchy actually" AppleJack insisted.
"Oh.. Well.. Dose this mean Trenderhoof will leave te alone?" Saten asked.
"Ah guess.. But ah'm glad te to know te actually 'do' care for me" AppleJack admitted.
"I guess" Saten detto a bit awkwardly.
"... Say. te wanna get some lunch together?" AppleJack asked.
"Of coarse" Saten detto excitedly.
AppleJack smiled, rather cutely.
Well. I know this sucked. But just needed to end the story.
So..
END OF EPISODE ONE..
This got even worse for Rarity when she realised it was actually Rarity's own dress, and ran to clean it.
Saten awkwardly approached AppleJack. "That's uhh.. A lovely outfit" Saten detto nervously.
"Well.. Thanks. I was only wearing it to snap Rarity out of annoying state.. It's kinda itchy actually" AppleJack insisted.
"Oh.. Well.. Dose this mean Trenderhoof will leave te alone?" Saten asked.
"Ah guess.. But ah'm glad te to know te actually 'do' care for me" AppleJack admitted.
"I guess" Saten detto a bit awkwardly.
"... Say. te wanna get some lunch together?" AppleJack asked.
"Of coarse" Saten detto excitedly.
AppleJack smiled, rather cutely.
Well. I know this sucked. But just needed to end the story.
So..
END OF EPISODE ONE..
I thought I would have più ideas to add to this story, but turns out... I don't.
So, yeah, this chapter is marely an Arthur note saying that the story is now over..
So the last chapter was actually the last chapter..
Till successivo time my dear fan :)
I'm suppose to write più words so here's random Metallica lyrics
"Story starts, quite town.
Small time boy, big time frown.
Never talks, never plays.
Different path, Lost his way.
Dead streets are red, red I'm afried.
No confetti, no parade.
Nothing happens in this boring place.
But oh my god, how that all did change.
Now they all prey.
Blood, stains, wash away."
So, yeah, this chapter is marely an Arthur note saying that the story is now over..
So the last chapter was actually the last chapter..
Till successivo time my dear fan :)
I'm suppose to write più words so here's random Metallica lyrics
"Story starts, quite town.
Small time boy, big time frown.
Never talks, never plays.
Different path, Lost his way.
Dead streets are red, red I'm afried.
No confetti, no parade.
Nothing happens in this boring place.
But oh my god, how that all did change.
Now they all prey.
Blood, stains, wash away."
